Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 15: Minigame Monday!
Part 2: Fold For What?

THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS MINIGAME MONDAY AND I AM NOT STOPPING FOR ANYONE EXCEPT MY OWN FLAWS, WHICH IS A THING AND NOT A PERSON AND REVIEWS!

Yeah, I should stop that before the minigames really starts getting serious and there's a shit ton of minigames to go through and there's no Super Crown by the way.

No strategies, no brakes, no rest for the weak and too many all-star games to count!

Sorry for the delays to the episodes, just wasn't that interested in being on the computer this month and once again, ear infection problem still might be happening.

But...I'll deal with it, as there's several minigames to run through and reviews that I wanted to go over mostly because I'll do things my own way with the focus on the minigames themselves and yeah, Toad's still his annoying self here...even if he doesn't show up much.

1602jaw, thanks for the luck and I've got a prayer with me too.

Memeking, consider I haven't really seen those...I'll think you'll find my version interesting at the very least.


Four mini-tanks were in the arena, marking in the

"And we are back with mini-tanks...or Shell Shocked!" Chris announced. "Shoot the other guy and you win, simple as that!"

Clover was squeeing over the tank, as Tanya was appreciating all of the small details of the mini-tank and understandably, Mikasa was not pleased at the obvious implication.

Heavy was ready to start blasting.

"So I started blasting!" Heavy exclaimed. "...Right now!"

"GO!" Toad yelled, officially marking the start of the weirdest challenge so far.

And indeed, he has started blasting already directly steering his tank towards a panicking Clover, who just barely moved out of the way out of the well-timed shot.

Mikasa...was having some problems with the controls, actually moving backwards and almost spinning out unintentionally, but she was clearly trying to not panic.

Too bad that Tanya didn't even move to take the shot, which easily managed to almost nail the adapting titan slayer, Mikasa slowly trudging out of the way into a wall.

And she got hit.

"Hahaha, first lady down!" Heavy declared, as the big man with bigger arms started to get serious with the tank. "Three more to go!"

"Okay."

Tanya answered both literally and metaphorically with an strangely-timed shot that might not have hit the big mercenary, but he was too busy unloading some cannonballs on his opponents.

Such as Clover, who served out of the way...pretty slowly, but that swerve actually ended up saving her butt, leading to the one-on-one.

A child soldier against a teen spy.

A meeting of the minds.

Clover, who was still trying to stop her tank from steering weird, pretty much got lined for Tanya to take it, leading to the child soldier herself...smiling quite eerily.

"Well, that was actually pretty surprising! Mikasa bottoms out and Tanya actually wins for the Deers...which sucks for these Crows!"

All of a sudden, the four participating contestants were teleported back to the still seat-less giant room with the weird lights and the people were awkwardly crowding around the "kid" soldier.

"Of course, I would win! I know what a tank is after all!" Tanya exclaimed.

"That's not saying much. Who the heck even knows how to work one?" Penny asked.

"I would."

"Yeah, but...I have skills too!"

Penny and Tanya moved away from each other, as Tiana just came up to her dumbfounded.

"What skills?"

"Rapping and...that's it."

*Penny's not so proud confessional*

Penny looked quite solemn.

"I have to do something or else I'm elimination bait! Don't even know how I got this far, but my big mouth ain't helping." She confessed.

*Tanya's confessional*

Even after the win, she just facepalmed.

"Why you would proclaim that? Just because your turn hasn't come, doesn't mean you have to..." She stopped for a second. "...Curse you, Being X, for sending me here!"

*Confessional cut*


"Alrighty campers, the next minigame starts...now!"

After the unecessary buildup of tension, Lowain, Luigi, Papyrus and Pinstripe were sent up towards the next game and it was looking...a bit different for some odd reason.

Mostly very dark and lit with candles and all of them noticed that there was mesh gates that housed spiked parapets that could move for some reason and that someone was up there.

Chef was starting to like this co-hosting job.

"You four have to avoid getting mixed-up by Chef and sent out of the arena by these spiked...things! Shouldn't be hard and should be dangerous!" Chris was clearly smiling through the explaination.

"...That sounds barely legal." Toadette added after the fact, obviously not picked up by the microphone.

"Yeah, someone's about to get lawyered hard for this one!" Lowain exclaimed.

"And it ain't me-" Pinstripe wanted to finish, but the horn stopped him entirely.

The four of them were paying attentions to which walls went down to reveal their spiked columns, as the movement was looking pretty much like the definitely of a neutral game.

Luigi was actually schmoving at this point, even wavedashing behind a barrier that would've protected him...if one of the walls that didn't drop down right in front of him.

And he wavedashed right out of there like he didn't just look at the spikes for a second and then slid right into the wall where Pinstripe was, as the spikes hit no-one.

"Oh god, that's got to be bad for every dude out there!" Lowain exclaimed from behind another wall.

"Yeah, it sure is!" Papyrus was a lot more excited than the dude. "Ow..."

A small chunk of bone went off Papyrus.

Nobody said anything...as the spikes retracted back into the now closing wall, as the four of them were actually moving around quite swiftly, the walls lighting up to confuse the four competitors.

*Pinstripe's confessional*

The weasel was not excited.

"Holy shit, if Chris doesn't get sued for this, nothing good's there in the world." Pinstripe said, plainly angry. "For sure."

*Confessional cut*

A few rounds went by and no-one got hit, as there was normal movement, schmovement and tripping intespersed inbetween Chef mixing them up and shooting some spikes out.

And in the fifth round, someone had to give...and in spite of his movement, Luigi got tripped by Lowain, who also tripped by accident and of course, Luigi was sent out of the arena.

"Fuck, dude, this counts as a vibe crime!" Lowain yelled.

"What does that mean?" Pinstripe panic asked, not compherending the words at all.

And then he started compherending them, as the walls were rotating at random.

"Y'all better start payin' attention!" Chef shouted, practically doing the opposite...as he set another bunch of spikes on their way.

Pinstripe knew that it was a trick...Lowain did not, as he looked around before the spikes from the eastern side came out in his eyesight.

He proceeded to get knocked out, leaving the two contestants whose names started with P using their movement to try and mess with the other guy, as Chef was still messing with them.

"Listen up, giant weasel, The Great Papyrus is beating you this round!"

"Okay, Papyrus, then get your ego checked, 'cause it's coming down."

As the two were doing their dance of confusion, Chef had one thing to do.

Drop the wall.

And set down the spikes as the duo were looking at each other, but one of them was fast enough to get behind a wall with impressive speed and the other was a potoroo.

"Oh shoot, skeleton man's the winner and by a literal spike too!" Chris made sure that Papyrus' close call was replayed. "Netting his team five more points...and next up, we've got another awesome quartet who dislike each other!"


Noah, Eva, Sammy and B were all returning contestants and they were all on the purple-lit dance floor with Waluigi in the place, ready to make his rhythm and his moves work.

And the contestants were actually excited to see him, judging by the content claps.

"Whoa, whoa, this is no easy round! Waluigi is going to make it hard, make it serious...but not deadly!" Waluigi declared, as he slammed the beat back. "Okay, Waluigi doesn't like seeing Wario outta the competition, so make it good."

Another minigame from Super Mario Party, Time to Shine's just a timing-based rhythm thing...but the beat was quite a bit faster, practically being Afrobeats.

So, of course...

"Get real, Noah, you're seeing number one!" Eva bragged. "I've got physical skills!"

"You're up against three others who know how to dance better than you, me included."

"LET'S GO!" Waluigi yelled, as the beat was dropping.

B may have been silent, but he was also a very smart boy...which went over well when nobody knew what to do with the distinctly grime-styled beat besides him doing his best.

Noah was trying to keep it up, but he didn't really know how to and Eva was clearly beat his ass metaphorically and sometimes, a little more literally with an quick elbow swing disgused as a punch.

Sammy was in second place, too deep into the beat to really care that she was second.

"Seriously, though, B's straight up in the lead with a perfect, Sammy has got 18 and Eva and Noah both tie with 14 points, which might not matter because Eva's fighting hard in there!" Chris announced, as the minigame was mid way over and the dance challenge didn't get any less chaotic.

B was still looking at Eva trying to swing at Noah, who tried to block the rhythmic swings rhythmically...and he was trying to keep the points up ahead of Sammy.

They were all on different teams using vastly different strategies, even if the no-strategy, vibes only one was really netting the better two their points and making Waluigi sad.

"Okay, you get off me please." Noah struck a pose while doing that, as Eva was doing some desperate sabotage. "You're clearly losing in hilarious fashion."

"It's going to be not so funny when you're off this island!"

Sammy was trying the most smug look she could muster towards B, who wasn't even looking at her at this point.

In the end, the beat stopped with an genuinely interested Waluigi, mostly down to the impromptu fight.

B had a perfect 50.

Sammy had gotten a solid 39.

Noah was exactly ten points behind, as Eva came in last with 23.

"Uh...whoever's name is Beverley wins!" Waluigi announced, as the big black genius got up to raise a high-five. "YEAH! By the way, Sammy gets second, Noah gets third and Eva loses...hard! Whatever team you guys are in, invest in Waluigi's advice!"

There was just...a bunch of purple paper sitting around the anti-Luigi, which the contestants just took for shits and giggles and took quite seriously, despite the fact that it said.

"L + Ratio + Wario's better + Wario was really cool." Eva just ripped it right up.


After getting ratio'd by a crying Waluigi, the third minigame was up and it was definitely one of the minigames of all time, being something that would only be witnessed to be...one of them.

Mostly because they were just back in Chef's kitchen, the big chief of food standing there right behind the four that were doing their best to ace it with a military hat.

"Y'all better not mess up my kitchen!" Chef told the four of them darkly.

Nicole, Tanjiro and Tiny Tina just agreed to that, as the punishment would be wild...and Legoshi was just staring at the cube of beef in front of him, sure that his weird instinct would come up.

"All you need to do is cook this cube of beef, all sides in the pan with no oil! You got a problem with that!"

"No-" Legoshi tried to say before Chef got close and personal with it.

"You only speak when you're spoken to! GO!"

Legoshi really heard that, as he was careful with the pan...unlike Tina, who being a person that has the inability to give a shit, was making the cube of beef bounce around.

Somehow it was not the worst performance, as Tanjiro was practically a fish out of water (breathing) on working a frying pan with a lacking amount of oil...and dropping his first.

Nicole was surprised to see that the vegetarian wolf...was doing as good as her in the frying department, as she aggressive flipped the cube of beef over.

*Nicole's confessional*

"I bet he's not even vegetarian...look at the way he's frying that small piece of meat!" Nicole shouted intensely...for some reason. "Obviously, I had to resort to drastic measures."

*Confessional cut*

Legoshi was just in the zone...trying to not get riled up by the smell of meat, but Nicole was firing things up with her own style of cooking, which involved some fiery hands.

"Yo, there's some fire in here!" Tiny Tina, dropping another meat cube. "Cat lady, you got a-"

And then she felt the heat coming from Nicole's eyes, as she was trying to flip the meat with passion.

Legoshi was quietly winning it, though, as he only had one more side to deal with and resisted the smell of the beef cube...and finally flipped it over to take the win.

"You're a fraud, Legoshi!"

Nicole yelled that, as she almost dropped the cube and made it fly up into the air with intense anger, ready to make second place count.

Tiny Tina was dropping the ball (several times at this point) and Tanjiro looked like prepared to use the pan as his demon slaying sword, even if he didn't have a single clue why the meat cube was only cooked on three sides.

And then Tanjiro yelled his heart out to make the cube cooked through...breathing?

Nicole got second, though and she was pissed.

"YOU'RE A FRAUD-"

And she got to swing at Legoshi, who caught it out.

"How would you like it if someone just questioned your abilities for no reason?"

"PISSED, BUT I DON'T SWEAR."

Tanjiro just stopped to stare at the potential fight, as Tiny Tina dropped her seventh meat cube to...lose by default, as Chef picked her.

"ATTENTION! I won't have any fighting in MY kitchen! Legoshi wins anyways, Nicole gets second and Tanjiro gets third...'cause he didn't mess up my kitchen!" Chef yelled. "Get the hell out of my kitchen!"


Next up was a classic, mostly because Chris wanted something dangerous, Toad wanted something that everyone would recognise and Toadette was clearly not excited to see.

The book minigame, set in a lit living room on a small table.

The minigame to literally squash all others, having a moon, a star and a sun in six random places.

And surprisingly, none of the contestants wanted to be in it, but they were in it regardless.

Azula and Sokka were the more highly-rated duo compared to Uraraka and Darkness and they were both awares of the dangers of being squashed, as the book started moving.

"The rules are simple. Don't get squashed by the book." Chris announced. "Man, this challenge is going to be wild!"

"You can say that again? My blood will be on your name!" Azula yelled.

"Don't worry, you won't be dead."

The contestants just got to moving onto the holes, as Azula realised that she didn't have the fire.

"And there's no fire for-"

"-obvious reasons." Azula smugly remarked, as she used her firebending moves...

...to push Sokka out of the way, before he rolled into another hole, leading the two into a battle of getting into holes and trying to attack the other person into not doing that.

Meanwhile Uraraka and Darkness were keeping their eyes peeled for the holes in the book, literally sliding into them at the last second and making sure that the other two didn't ignore them.

It was going to be like that for some time, until it got quite a bit faster...all of a sudden...quite literally in the middle of closing.

Darkness was the first one out and Uraraka was freaking out at the obvious, not even noticing that she was still in it to not die while passing through a hole.

The hero-in-education then started looking for holes rolled right into one and another.

And she was smack dab in the right middle of a rivalry that has lasted for so many years at this point, practically getting smashed both by Sokka's sword swing and Azula's clean sweep.

Which just blew her right out of the book, even if she managed to grip onto the edge of a page.

It was down to the warmongering, practically sociopathic princess and the goofy, yet quick-thinking and empathetic warrior and they weren't letting up with the moves.

Moving into hole after hole and trying to get into each other's range.

"Campers, I fortunately have to make things that little bit faster!" Chris chuckled, as the book was just straight up speeding through while the two of them were trying their best to be aware.

Unfortunately, Sokka had a sword.

That wouldn't normally matter, but Azula did one too many attacks that threatened to have the fire come out and Sokka...fell for it.

"And finally after a whole minute, Azula wins! Sokka got a second, so he's cool!"

"No, I'm not!" Sokka yelled.

"Of course, you shouldn't, your mediocrity got proven throughout this challenge." Azula remarked.

"Not even talking about you! This challenge has to count as...something."

"...Insightful." Azula also was not pleased about the minigame.

"Okay, the Rhinos have 23 points, the Crows have got 11, the Deers has 17 and the Swordfishes has 13 points!" Chris announced. "And we've still got a lot more to do!"


Fortunately for literally everyone else, the next challenge didn't even involve any squashing...just a massive slab of ice with ice cold water surrounding each side, a ton of penguins that were used to the water, the sun and four players that weren't sure what the fuck they were doing.

"Okay, all you have to do is not get pushed by the penguins, who are many, so many that our counting guy can't even count 'em!" Chris announced, right before being shouted something. "You're probably wrong!"

Daphne, Kipo, Piccolo and Hank were both sure of what to do and that they were out of their league.

"Should I really be here?" Hank asked. "I tell you what, these penguins are too big!"

"Better question. Who's letting their children obstruct others for a challenge...for no reason." Piccolo said.

"But...are they usually this big?"

"Nope."

Quite literally, Toad just yelled at them loudly to go and they were surely going, as the penguins were sprinting at the contestants...Kipo sure of herself and Daphne doing the same.

Through what could only be considered Mario magic, the campers were not feeling the cold, because the penguins were doing that themselves.

Also, Piccolo couldn't fly, but he had insane reaction times.

"ARRGGHHH!" And the green guy got a little stronger.

The four of them were slipping and silding to even get into the right corridor, besides Piccolo who was floating right above the ground and Kipo, who used her jaguar arms to try...getting grip.

Slipping past penguins, some of them giant, was as hard as it sounded.

"Whoa, what is this?" Kipo basically slid into the right position.

"Penguin." Piccolo was trying to push out of the way.

Hank was clearly out of his wheelhouse, as he already slipped out of the competition thanks to Daphne pushing him out of the challenge.

The mystery solving girl was still trying to dodge the rows and lines of penguins that were coming her own way, courtesy of a not so competitive Kipo...as the two of them were quite awkwardly moving.

Piccolo was just trouncing all of them easily, as he had a few hidden ki blasts, sighing before throwing them somewhere and accidentally getting the attention of quite a few penguins.

Enough for him to get two giant penguins right in his face and get him pushed out of the challenge and also enough to entirely surprise the other two players in the game.

"I can't believe he made the penguins mad..." Kipo said.

And the dodging got a whole lot worse, as Daphne was slipping right into the safe zones with intention and Kipo's jaguar arms(legs) made her movements awkward enough to get slammed by a penguin.

Body slammed even, as Daphne just hated to see that happen and still took the win regardless, as the penguins stopped.

"Something's wrong with these penguins. Dunno what, though." Daphne said, not celebrating.

"Daphne wins first and Kipo gets slammed into second...somehow!" Toadette announced. "Piccolo also gets 3rd and Hank gets last."

*Hank's cold confessional*

"It would be good to get some heat! But the host ain't allowing us to get dry...and I don't know why." Hank said, ready and willing to find some warm spot. "Must be for a very good reason."

*Confessional cut*


Let's make this quick, as Tifa, Genos, Snake and Cassie Cage (as the either self-proclaimed or non-proclaimed team laders) were up in a serious challenge that involved...a platform with a very tall fence above a gorge and nine holes that opened up at random with numbers that counted down.

It was...

"The Final Countdown...the game! Don't fall or else you lose!" Chris announced. "You four are ready?"

"I swear I played this game befo-" Cassie said, right before the horn sounded.

She did not get to finish the sentence, as the movement had started and Snake was trying his best to kick the military kombatant off her feet.

There was some deliberate movement, as Snake was slowly moving and observing the platforms and so were the others, watching to see which one would open up and which ones were about to.

Genos knew that he couldn't fly inside of the platform, as he used his electronic senses to quick step out of the way of platforms.

Tifa went on the offensive, going for some kicks that Cassie dodged with impeccable precision.

Cassie was trying to make some moves on Snake before being stopped by the freedom fighter from the slums and...it allowed Snake to make his move of placing some blue tack on the floor.

That was actually stepped on by Tifa herself, as she was trying to escape Cassie's illuminated kicks.

Tifa then immediately went for a parry kick, passing off the bunch of tack towards the kombatant and allowing her to go for a serious uppercut.

An uppercut that may have missed, but because Cassie was stuck on a platform that had a zero on it and also dodged backwards, the uppercut that did what it was intended to do.

Kick Cassie out of the game.

Genos grunted, as he resisted his heroic urges enough to try and throw Snake out of the game...but he was the one that ended up getting grabbed.

Genos and Snake were stuck on the same platform, as Tifa was still trying to keep her feet moving and her hands hot and ready.

The two men were having a brawl of their own, slowly moving towards another platform, as there was only thing that the super soldier could really do.

Throw him backwards into a hole and right into another two-point game, leaving just the super-soldier and the home-grown hero to basically duel with each other and the impending time-limit...minus anything that would make anyone fly.

It was an intense game of CQC, missed punches smashing with missed kicks and attacks that were only meant to knock the other person into second place, Tifa coming in swinging and Snake strategically moving out of the way.

But in the end, in spite of a limit break, Tifa simply lost to Snake choking her out for a few seconds and then putting her down on a zero second platform.

"WOO-WEE, that was one hell of a fight!" Toad shouted.

"You can say that again, dude! Snake takes it with his bare hands and Tifa...sure tried!" Chris announced, as the four contestants were back with their own team. "Oh, ok, Genos got third and Cassie gets last."


The next two minigames were going to be quick ones, as there wasn't much to them other than stacking up some shit and making sure that they didn't fall down, which was somehow impossible.

Coney Island's a place in New York and the name of a minigame that Mystique Sonia loved a little bit too much, staking the ice cream like it was no tomorrow.

"Save it!" She shouted, having a stack of seven.

"What do you mean save it? I have two over here." Oikawa remarked, politely trying to avoid Harley literally kicking his ass.

"Yeah, our team's going to eat these and then we'll be cool!"

"...Right." Oikawa got a third scoop of ice cream.

Mystique Sonia collected her eighth scoop of giant-ass ice cream like it was nothing, as Judy...was trying to carry four scoops like it was actually awkward, mostly because she was way smaller than everyone else.

In the end, Judy did not fall down...but she was definitely getting some all over Harley, who just swung at her ice cream pile like it wasn't a big deal and like it actually did anything.

"Yo, dudes, Mystique Sonia won for the Deers and is in fact, not eating the ice cream." Chris announced, as the girl with the hat...was eating it. "Harley second, Judy third and Oikawa...loses!"

Harley was proud of giving Judy a black eye, as she smiled proudly of getting a solid second place and Judy was mostly groaning in pain, but was happy with her third place.

"Can I tell you about-" Judy wanted to ask.

"Yes, the ice cream is fucking good, you've got your own." Harley answered...technically.

"No, that's not what I wanted to ask about-"

"Then I ain't saying it!"

Oikawa was very sad in fourth place, though.

*Mystique Sonia's confessional*

The girl just put the ice cream...somwhere, probably not in Chef's fridge.

"I doubt that he'll appreciate the gift and I doubt it won't be some kind of other word for dirty, but I've had more than enough and my team shall love it." Mystique Sonia declared.

*Confessional cut*

In the other hand, snowboarding and Kasumi apparently mixed really well, because she was snow whirling out of control with impressive speed and enough spin to show that she was...in fact...with it.

And then she vomited at her 2160 degree spin and took her turn.

"That was actually some kind of bullshit." Kasumi said.

"How's that for bullshit. I'm the real playa, ni-" Riley yelled from the top, before sliding down like a real African-American.

He was up in this bitch, spinning all of the way down from the ramp and then spinning some more like he was about to make many moves on that snowboarding.

Spinning like there was no tomorrow and landing in the snow.

With about 720 degrees to boot, making his total 2880 degress.

"Yo, someone has to beat that or else, this comeptition ain't shit!" Riley yelled, as there was in fact that was ready to make the business. "Hey, whoever's up there-"

"Chill, it's just Terry. Who I somewhat don't like 100%." Kasumi added, just to ensure that there wasn't any betrayal.

Terry Bogard was in the air, doing an impressively strong spin that would end up marking the highest amount of points and he was just pointing upwards to the sky at the end of the performance.

"Okay! Man, I did good!" Terry noticed the 3960 degree pointer. "Wonder who's going to beat my ass."

"Man, I am so...mad to see you." Kasumi said, clearly acting.

And then Muscle Man almost bailed and a 1440 spin into the ground combo that no-one liked and most normal people were groaning at, since his own underpants were showing.

"Terry Bogard finally takes a win for the Crows and Muscle Man...shows his pants." Chris announced. "Riley got second, though."

"Holy shit, hope that doesn't mean your team are haters." Terry told the man with green skin.

"Shut up, bro, you ain't even on my team!" Muscle Man yelled.

Muscle Man then saw that his alliance minus Dante was glaring daggers at him and Tifa looking suspicious at the two that were glaring, as he was plain mad.

"Geez, dude, you might want to get chill about it." Terry said.

"GO TO YOUR OWN TEAM!" Muscle Man said.

*Dante's confessional*

The white-haired demon hunter was just struggling to laugh.

"Geez, laying it on a little thick, yeah? Like I don't mind trying to tell your new alliance guy that you suck and you're shit, but it is really funny and really obvious!" Dante said.

*Confessional cut*

"Swordfishes have 23, the Crows have 25, the Deers have 35 and the Rhinos has 33, meaning that we are-" Chris announced. "-not even close to being finished with these minigames, 'cause there's a lot more!"

"Yeah, so, stay tuned and vigilant for more minigames and more fun!" Toad added, as Toadette was ridiculously nervous. "Yeah, you guys look excited."

The contestants that didn't go were all very excited to either see someone's downfall, the minigames or use their own techniques to own in the minigames.

The contestants that did go weren't excited for the future, though.


In the cafeteria that was really just an massive outdoors dining area with massive umbrellas that properly exudes the 'not finished' energy...discussions were being had.

Azula's alliance was genuinely in a good mood, mostly because they were actually surprisingly close to taking the lead and the other alliance was in a very weird mood.

Azula, Harley, Tron, Squirrel Girl and Yumeko were the five that were eating still below average food that came from Chef's kitchen and they may not have smiles, but they were confident in something.

"Well, the techniques were not bad, but they weren't good either." Azula stated. "But we're still within a strong team that does not suspect a single thing."

"Besides Tifa, maybe at best." Harley remarked. "And honestly, I've got enough on my hands...like kicking Judy's ass."

"...Judy?" Azula said.

"Yeah, apparently, Judy knows something and honestly, it might as well be nothing."

"Well, that was useless, but Squirrel Girl, you've got some info on important strategies?" Azula asked. "Aside from Rock and Clover being potential allies, what else have you got?"

"I know that Coachman had an weird interaction with a kid." Squirrel Girl said. "That kid from the other universe."

The alliance was silent, as all of them were disturbed by the news and then Yumeko piped up.

"What if-"

"FUCK NO, did you just not hear what she said?" Harley practically punched Yumeko, who slapped the punch away. "Old man. weird interaction. child...do you know what that means?"

"He could have wanted to help the child get back here." Yumeko said, still smiling. "Are you guys assuming that he's a weirdo?"

"Well, I'm assuming he's a weirdo." Harley pulled out her bat.

"Whoa, whoa, calm down. Assumptions are how we got our butts kicked several times and the assumptions broke when we won." Tron explained, as Azula was actually giving a smile towards him. "What are you even going to do?"

"I've got too many reasons to swing at him besides that thing, so I'm swinging." Harley still had the bat out with a crazed smile.

"No."

Azula's singular word rung through the table.

"...maybe he is completely insane and is trying to play my game, but he will eventually see sense and stop trying to oppose me and actually aid me to make me win the money! If he doesn't, he'll eliminate himself."

"You know what? I'm backing you the fuck up!" Harley shouted. "Make him a slave...or not a slave."

"Do not walk it back, he should be my slave." Azula said. "And Sokka gone."

"Nice, we're the triple threat!" Tron declared, as she put the hammer back into Harley's...bag? "How does that fit in there."

"It just does, just like we're just are an alliance." Harley came swinging, as Squirrel Girl nodded to that.. "But I won't forgive you if you let the old guy in there."

"You're about to see the deadliest squirrel girl that's ever been if you do that." Squirrel Girl declared, getting her three best squirrels to glare at Azula.

Yumeko was looking very suspicious, Azula was unintimidated and Tron Bonne felt a little bit betrayed by the looks from the alliance's not so smart members.

"As long as we're together, we will not do that. Got it, Yumeko Jabami!" Azula said with gritted teeth.

"Got it!" Yumeko said, a bit too cheery for the situation. "We'll deal with Judy."

"Judy Hopps, it's time that you'll have problems."

The five then split up, Azula, Yumeko and Tron into one group and Harley and Squirrel Girl into the other side of the table, as there was a whole bunch of happenings within the team.

For another reason, there was two people in particular that was very unjazzed by the "triple threat and the two random top tiers" that just so happened to be inside the Truceful Alliance (shit name, btw) and they also just happen to be the two that came after the second episode.

"...Man, I'd like for the Bayo round to be happening. Coach lady or whoever's losing it." Dante said, still smirking.

"Dude, what's up with the old man. It's like he's losing his mind or something." Muscle Man remarked.

They were leaning on a table.

"Okay, this part is over and the show will be back after the break!" Chris announced. "Alright, let's go!"


To be continued in the third part of the episode that has a lot more minigames that mean a lot to their teammate, as the Rhinos are kickin' ass, the Swordfishes are coming up sharp and the Deers have their antlers for the minigame mentality.

Will the Crows do...something to reverse their fortunes? Probably!

Also, will Azula's alliance get unforgotten? Pretty much yeah.