Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 15: Minigame Monday
Part 3: Friendship Destroyers United?

That's right, we've got the biggest challenges in the game, despite Oikawa vs Satori Tendou being a footnote in the previous part and the other two rivalries are going to be heated in here!

And we've got the first minigame contestant, that's right...actually, there's not a minigame contestant, but Yumeko's gambling addiction sounds pretty close to that.

So, you know, it's pretty wild stuff.


"Welcome back to the minigame madness and next up, we've got a good one, a cool one and even...a very entertaining one!" Chris announced. "You guys like honeycombs and you guys like havoc?"

Giovanni was mad, Aisling was also mad, Basil was clearly interested in Coachman and Coachman...still hadn't taken off the Super Crown for reasons that would make sense...if it wasn't a obvious deal..

"That makes none of us!" Giovanni shouted.

"Yes, because I do not count as a person." Coach(wo)man remarked with a smug grin.

"Take that off, is someone forcing you to?"

"I got it as part of a deal."

"...The man is practically a psychopath and he does this." Basil said, as him and Giovanni were looking at each other incredulously.

Very much known to Azula, Yumeko was grinning quite widely and it was really ticking Azula off.

"Take it off or else, it goes away." Toadette asked, as the man actually put off the crown with a smug smirk and everyone now was having a better time. "Okay, betrayal and all that, let's go!"

Azula was genuinely unsure of what Yumeko was doing, but it couldn't have been good...like any of the decisions that would be made during Honeycomb Havoc, as Aisling was going to find out.

Especially since like the original minigame, everyone could see what was right above them and Aisling took the time to get two more fruits.

"Oh ho ho, I'm about to get nature's revenge on you three!" Aisling yelled, as there was a lot of fruits to give.

Nothing happened on the first go around, aside from Giovanni realising that the old man and the mouse was on witty banter terms and there was a beehive six spaces up there.

Aisling hit the number two, getting two more fruits and watching Giovanni thinking about the two choices and the many consequences, as the block slowly spun.

"Hold on, think about this wisely. You don't want to mess with me." Coachman remarked with a calm smile.

"I suggest that you do not listen to him!" Basil suggested.

There was a whole bunch of words, as Giovanni smashed the block with his heart of cards and ended up getting two fruits...meaning that the show-long rivals had a decision to make.

It was an easy one, though, as Basil got another fruit and Coachman intentionally got two more, leaving Aisling to feel a bee sting for the first time and several times more.

Giovanni put on a mask of fearlessness, as he got another two fruits and saw that a beehive was still in the game four spaces up and just didn't want to deal with it.

"A real villain decides when the important decisions should be done!" Giovanni declared.

"Really? You must be a really good actor with powers." Basil said, actually...somewhat interested.

"Okay, it's your turn, though."

"Well, that's fair."

Basil then dropped the beehive one space, figuring that the old man would try and get into his head and...he did not, as the beehive went down one space once again, as Giovanni was not down for this.

*Basil's confessional*

The mouse was deep in some form of thought.

"It's really obvious. The only way to stop him is to actually figure out what he's thinking about in this very moment, aside from him proving a point. I do not know what it is yet." Basil commented, as if he had something important to say. "...Probably donkey moralism."

*Confessional cut*

Coachman was quite bemused with the wannabe villain's fake bravado

"You're about to mess with the man with the Lav-Acid!" Giovanni yelled, ready to use some slightly acidic liquid to shoot somewhere. "Wherever through me being here or not, Giovanni Potage's making a impact!"

"Yes, yes, I am sure you will." Coachman practically dismissed the pink-haired villain. "Well-"

He then hit the one block.

"-your move."

Giovanni was not mad...as Basil was slightly starting to get it and the wannabe villain was sweating in the decision that he had to make, as he didn't know the two of them.

But he did know one thing.

"I'm 'bout to smash the biggest villain in second place!" Giovanni exclaimed, as he hit the number two.

Leading Basil to realise that a mouse shouldn't get bee stings, as it was finally villain against villain in the game of beehives and things got thoughtful when they both realised that the beehive was four spaces off.

Meaning that the old man easily hit the number one space, as there was only one thing that the senior donkey trader expected Giovanni to do.

Hit the number two actually, because out of

"Take that-oh shit!" Giovanni shouted, as the villain realised the obvious.

"Good job on losing." Coachman smugly stated, just amusingly hitting the one box.

"OH FUCK!"

Giovanni finally felt the stung of bees, but he at least gave some of the bees to the old men.

"DAMN, even if The Coachman wins...the bees do a bit of give and take to everyone! Giovanni got second, Basil gets third and of course, Aisling in last...ready to swing!" Chris announced, as Aisling was actually getting in a few hits towards the old man. "Actually, she swung."

Aisling just jumped off expecting Izzy and Chef to stop her, as the nature girl was proudly taking her odd victory in his stride.

Basil was plainly surprised by Giovanni's two sides, as the mouse was not looking impressed...as Coachman was more than willing to let the praise sink in, even if it was nonexistent.

"In spite of your lack of intellect, you do have something to back it up." Basil said. "Aside from your physical skills."

"Well, thanks, man! If the teams happen to split up, we can talk, right?" Giovanni was bragging and asking at the same time.

"...Talk about what, since this is a time of talking about people."

"You know what!"

*Basil's confessional*

The mouse was trying to think about...the previous minigame.

"As much as I do not want to be here, I do have better things to do. I don't socalise well on according with my intellect...but I do need allies in case the old man decides to go against me! Giovanni's definitely one of them apparently." Basil was very deep in thought, when someone knocked. "I HAVE BEEN IN HERE TOO LONG, SO I APOLOGISE!"

"Dude, the toilets are full...somehow!" Rock yelled from the outside.

*Confessional cut*


Pirahna Plant growing.

A desert corral in the driest place that was now known to man and previously only known to Toads.

Four different contestants that were actually hyped for the challenge.

Squirrel Girl, Michiru, Penny and Khun were the four that were about to get some things growing, as the quartet didn't have a dangerous one ahead of them.

"Finally, something that doesn't involve-" Penny shouted.

"Okay, water the plants, one cloud, let's go!"

Chris was actually very concious of the time limit, as the four contestants quickly moved around to catch the cloud and Penny was taking way too much rain for her own good.

Mostly because Michiru was clearly in the path of a cloud, as the tanuki...beast teen taking the water like it was nothing, letting her pot grow.

"I don't apologise!" Michiru yelled.

"Well, forget you too!"

The two of them were trying to fight each other for the cloud, as they were trying to fight with one hand and keep it watering with the other.

Squirrel Girl legally went for it, as the lady was more than willing to take a ton of water for her plant, avoiding brawling teens and trying to figure out why Khun was backflipping inside the cloud.

Even if it was for moisture.

Either way, it was actually Khun and Squirrel Girl that were both trying to get first place without tricks that technically aren't banned, but wouldn't really make sense in this minigame.

"This is no-one's cloud, by the way." Khun remarked, backflipping into cloud range.

"Thanks for the obvious." Squirrel Girl slid into the rain cloud.

Michiru and Penny realised a bit too late...as they were seeing a whole lot of action that wouldn't be out of a place in a comic and the other two move with the rain cloud.

"Yo, they are schmoving!" Chris announced. "Khun and Doreen are the only two with a chance, as Michiru and Penny are trying to move back into position."

Though the clock stopped that from happening, even if Penny had two seconds more under the cloud than Michiru.

Penny was plain ruffled in third.

Michiru was angry in last.

Squirrel Girl was actually impressed in second.

Khun took pride in the smug look in first place.

"Anyways, the white-haired white guy won!" Chris announced. "Sick!"

"Why would you even go there?" Penny asked. "There's better sentences than that."

"Because we've gotta move on." Khun remarked with intent.

"Thanks, Khun."


And there was more where that came from, aside from the Total Drama content that was poorly disguised reuses of previous challenges, especially since the table wasn't even set-up properly.

"The mini disgusting-ness brunch! Consisting of whatever Chef rejected this morning." Chris announced, as the four contestants were way less excited than before.

Storm Shadow, Snake and Reg was more than prepared, lacking something that would make them disgusted.

And so Sakura...was the clear underdog in this challenge at the moment.

The food was definitely described as whatever Chef rejected this morning, as there was definitely something alive in there.

"Get at 'em, Reg!" Tails shouted. "Make the ninja pay!"

"Okay...he's got no money." Reg told Tails honestly, as the fox looked a little bit...surprised.

"All you have to do is eat this cursed calamari!" Chris yelled, as the horn sounded itself back on.

Sakura wrapped her headband on, cracked her knuckles and got into eating the very bad tasting food, which Storm Shadow actually struggled (shocking!) to eat.

"Hold on, I've got a chance of not being in last!" Sakura declared, taking some time to breath in the bad taste.

Reg got going, even if he hated the still not dead calamari and Snake was just plain stomaching it through the technique of a pinched nose.

Sakura tried to not vomit and swallowed down the vomit, as Reg kept on chowing down the disgusting food carefully and she noticed something.

*Sakura's confessional*

The karate girl had actually vomited at this point.

"I wonder what Reg is made of. If even the most badass and secretive ninja can't eat that much and the super soldier's stuck, how the heck is some cyborg kid taking it in his stride?" Sakura asked, as she coughed some octopus. "Did Tails mess with him?"

*Reg's confessional*

He was knocked clean out.

"I might not know what a calamari is, but I swear I have a curse now! Not joking-"

Reg got a flower pot sent his way.

"-Oh, the lack of choice sucks!"

*Confessional cut*

But now for the results of the challenge, as Storm Shadow finally got back into the groove and...killed most of the tension by eating quite well and respectfully.

Too bad Reg finished right before him.

"You got lucky." Storm Shadow said. "Next time, it will be my victory."

"I did get lucky. You caught so quick!" Reg just adored the ninja, who looked like that feeling was the last one he wanted.

"Storm Shadow wins obviously, Reg gets second, Snake gets third and Sakura gets fourth!" Toad shouted. "Okay, so, that's the thing!"


"So, uh...not every minigame is the craziest thing ever, but this is definitely one of the minigames of all times! It has a some short guy, two flags and...pumped up contestants."

The sea was wide open with some boats there for...no reason and a small Shy Guy that was hanging out there, doing their best to contain all of Dante and Bayonetta's pent-up rivalry.

Riku was just there, as was Robyn, as the hunter and the witch were ready to show off their skills.

Even the Shy Guy was scared, but he did his own job.

"Hey, Bayo, hope you...like eating flags." Dante remarked.

"Thanks, you'll eat yours too." Bayonetta stated.

The challenge started, as the Shy Guy quickly rose the white flag...and the two combo-making heroes also raising the white flag even quicker.

Riku and Robyn both rose the white flag and noticed the...energy between them.

*Min Min's confessional*

"I don't know how long Bayonetta's been waiting to hit Dante where it hurts, but it must be long enough for them to kinda hate each other!" Min Min remarked, shrugging her shoulders. "At least she's doing it for us...I think."

*Confessional cut*

Though the flags may have been raised quick, the two potential rivals were quicker than that and Shy Guy with a pirate hat was getting motivated.

Motivated to make this serious, as Robyn got completely thrown off by the Shy Guy's speed and Riku got swung at by Dante trying to out-do Bayonetta and promptly lost.

"Geez, these two are going at it! Who's going to be the king of the flags!" Chris announced.

Dante was swinging with a ton of panache and Bayonetta brung the style to the super-speed flag swing games.

Mostly down to a mix of Witch Time and Dantes' speed, as the Shy Guy trying to mix them up with the slow rise of the flags and the sudden switch to another...was seeing it.

"Okay, okay, there has to be a victor!"

"Hey, guess what! It's your mom!" Bayonetta yelled, as the red flag rose.

Dante instinctively looked away, as he rose the white one.

"Bro, she tricked you with my own joke!" Muscle Man declared, as Dante looked pissed. "...Nah, it was bull!"

"Bayonetta finally wins the minigame! Dante's salty in second, Riku's okay with third and Robyn's sulking in fourth!" Chris announced, as the demon hunter and the witch stepped up to each other. "Okay, break it up!"

"Cheeky, so you're not all talk and no play!" Bayonetta remarked.

"I play pretty hard!" Dante quipped right back.

*Dante's confessional*

"You know what? I actually want to talk some shit to Bayo, but I like the way she's doing her thing, even if she's still an annoying lady, lame and probably can't get over herself.!" Dante wasn't mad...

...he was motivated to kick her ass.

*Confessional cut*

Bayonetta's team was practically all cheering, as she showed herself to be a threat and so did Dante, as he got a lot of high-fives from a lot of the teammates, even including Harley and Pinstripe at the same time.

Things were going as they should.


And then Bowser's Big Blast blasted its way into the minigame roster with gusto, steel and a Yumeko that got whatever Darkness had, as the other three was plainly weirded out.

Deadpool, Ram and Tails were either very digusted and not surprised or digusted, yet surprised, as the fully RNG minigame was practically a gambling minigame in disguise.

"Bowser's Big Blast! Pick a random lever and you might blow up...it's as simple as it gets!" Chris announced through the seemingly depressing atmosphere of the mostly enclosed arena with the Bowser head. "It's a like a whole thing or something."

"I can't believe this...but I am not surprised either." Ram stated, as she sighed and got prepared to use her eyes.

"Compare this to Pahkitew Island or even the previous season! This is the easy part!" Tails shouted.

"Well, I have not watched that."

"You can...when you either switch teams or through betrayal." Tails got up to the levers.

"I will not, fox child."

Deadpool and Yumeko were both excited for practically opposite reasons, as there was potential explosions and the gamble that Tails dealt when he hit the orange lever.

And it did not go off.

"Oooh, oooh, me next!" Yumeko was practically beaming. "This game's actually interesting."

"It's only because of the gambling aspect, is it?" Ram was quickly looking over the levers, before hitting a purple one.

There was eight levers instead of the usual five and that didn't change a single stress-inducing thing about this, as Deadpool carefully hit the brown lever and Yumeko just picked the purple lever.

The steam came out, as the other four levers weren't pushed yet.

Ram hit the blue lever, Tails smashed the green lever and then...Deadpool hit the red one, ready to see what was about to go down.

Nothing apparently, as Deadpool sighed in relief and Yumeko looked disappointed, as the yellow lever slowly sunk to signify that Chris was doing some wild shit.

"Man, nothing after one turn? Weird, huh?"

And the four of them lost their relief with the levers resetting, as Tails went in for another chance and smashed the pink lever again...with the steam only coming out.

"Now, it is my turn." Ram remarked, taking a look and...hitting the orange lever.

And then...she got blown up by the countdown.

"Fuck, dude...we could be friends in a different timeline." Deadpool remarked. "But alas, there's not enough dialogue in this paragraph-sorta thing."

"...Thank you for the important statement that was needed." Tails sarcastically said, as Yumeko hit the purple lever. "Also, Yumeko's...still insane."

"Yeah, that checks out." Tails definitely noticed Yumeko's ecstasy.

And then Deadpool hit the green lever.

And once again, Tails hit the orange lever again.

And then Yumeko smashed the yellow lever.

Things weren't going any quicker, as Deadpool came back swinging onto the red lever and then Tails...lightly pressed the purple lever and then the countdown started.

Tails got blown several miles probably and it was down to the merc with the mouth and the gambling addict, the two of them ready to deal with the...consequences.

Of hitting the yellow lever, with Deadpool grinning widely.

"What kind of fucked up people that your academy contain?"

"That's rather crass!" Yumeko hit the red lever. "Only the people who would survive in a world of captalist gambles."

"...Yeah, nope, that as insane as it sounds." Deadpool slightly tapped on the pink lever and then pushed it down.

"Besides it is not even my academy, I just like to be in it." Yumeko slammed on the green lever.

"Oh okay..." Deadpool casually slammed on the blue lever. "...Still bizarre, but sounds educational."

The round continued on slowly, as the most bizarre conversation in this episode just ended in the most abrupt manner that could be possible...as everyone was wondering what was really going down.

*Luigi's confessional*

The green banana was a little bit nervous.

"I don't think they're thinking. They're just doing dumb stuff in this minigame and that gets my senses firing!" Luigi exclaimed.

*Confessional cut*

But someone had to cut it short and cut short, the minigame was.

As Yumeko won with Deadpool taking second and the host finally got to see something else, as there was going to be...another one.

"Okay, Yumeko wins, Deadpool second, Tails third and Ram last, okay let's move onto way better minigames!" Chris dismissed the estatic duo. "Alright, I have a good one lined up for you."


Chris may be many things, but a man of his word is definitely apparently one of them...even if the minigame was just going down a manor with an interior with quite the spooky atmosphere and ambience.

Kyo, Iori Yagami, Catalina and Joseph were about to have a good one in Chris' own terms, so that could only mean one thing and the thing was King Boo being very mad about this nextr minigame.

Manor of Escape was back for the second/third time in a row and no matter what, the manor somehow got twice as tall.

"Manor of Escape, the minigame where you escape a scary manor...or a mini-manor by going into random doors! That's it." Chris announced, as King Boo was very mad for...reasons. "Don't know why ghost guy's here, but it's cool."

"It is not. I had to see the old guy become a princess in a real time, it's fucking infuriating!" King Boo somehow got thrown by Luigi...disappearing. "Nooo..."

The four contestants were spooked into immediately starting the challenge, as Chris had to say one more thing.

"Go now, there's a ghost-"

Catalina just hopped into the middle door like there was no tomorrow and went smack dab into a wall, as the door stayed open.

"Puta...house makers!" She shouted, as she hopped into Kyo's door.

Which was open and Kyo also had a nose injury.

"Yeah, what kind of mad house designer would do this?" Kyo asked.

"I'm beating that dumbass ghost up!"

"...Nah, we're beating him up."

"Nosotras no estamos en el mismo equipo, dickhead!"

While that was happening, Joseph somehow went down two floors on his first try, as Iori was right behind him on climbing down these stairs...with the red-haired bassists smashing the furthermost right door and Joseph going towards the near left door.

They both got bumped into a wall and then Joseph got lucky again, as Iori Yagami was practically yelling at the brown-haired guy.

*Joseph's confessional*

The Hamon guy was excited.

"Man, I am getting lucky! Too luck to even care." Joseph remarked. "Wonder how these doors are going..."

*Confessional cut*

At this point, Kyo and Catalina were done uniting their hatred about King Boo's architectural design hobby and seeing that the other two were four floors down out of the ten.

So, they sprinted all of the way down to where the two other mansion climbers were and soon enough, the four of them were back together on the fourth floor...only for Kyo to immediately get into the third floor with the clutchiest door open ever.

Mostly down to accidentally opening it.

Kyo then smashed another door open, as he ended up with another dead end and so did Joseph who shouted "OH NO!" as he came back out.

Catalina was the one to get back onto the second floor.

"Alright, screw you, men...this is how a real lady does it!" She shouted, as she opened another dead end door...probably.

"FUCK KYO and your butt!" Iori yelled, somehow on the stairs.

She didn't bother to go in much further, as everyone else was now on the same level as her and opening all of their own doors, as she opened the one right next to her to take the

"Catalina wins this thing and she is...absolute raising the rating! Joseph does good in second, Kyo's alright with third and Iori Yagami yells in fourth place!" Chris announced. "But...there should be more to this, so watch this after the break!"

"Man, you're going soft-" Kyo stated.

"Well, do you want to know the next one?"


Sol Badguy, Kugisaki Nobara, Samus Aran and Ryuko Matoi, other than sharing having last names in this cast full of characters with only one name or even no name, also shared one thing.

They were going to have to clean a Chain Chomp and each Chain Chomp was in a weird mood.

"Clean a Chain Chomp, sounds easy. Did I mean that the dawgs are mad? Yeah, try doing that!"

The four of them were more than willing to do the deep, having the ability to not give two fucks about the angry animals and cleaning those Chomps with impressive speed.

Nobara was angrily washing it, as was Ryuko...coincidentally washing the fastest out of the Chain Chomp washers.

But it wasn't like there was any massive gap or anything, as the other two were only slightly behind and carefully working around the chances to bite with the very dirty teeth.

"I came here to fucking wash some chain chomps!" Ryuko yelled...somehow washing faster.

"Are you mad?" Nobara asked, who was also mad. "That's what we all came to do!"

The speed cleaning from the quite fired-up ladies was starting to really get some chuckles from Samus, as Sol just sighed at his pretty good wash job.

Ryuko's Chain Chomp may have been biting to get a taste of the angry teen, but she herself was able to move with impressive technique and sideflips that were somehow able to clean things up.

And...Nobara actually won, mostly because she was not that angry and also because her Chain Chomp was plain scared of her.

"Ryuko's going throwing some sponge in second, as Nobara wins this one, Sol and Samus...tie somehow. Yeah, they both earn two points for their team!" Chris smirked. "Anyways, the minigames are taking a break for a moment...because we've got sort of the points!"

'

The teams were just taking their time to deal with the effects of Mario Party, some of which have included random hatred, yelling and the breakdown of logic and sense at the moment.

Actually, it was only a few people that just happened to be a bunch of the best players on this season, but...it was still them.

"Yeah, that sounds pretty okay." Dante remarked. "We may have not been the best, but we clearly have skills to take the losses in our stride!"

"Pretty much, but at the same time, we do have to consider how the eliminations go...and sometimes even with an impressive amount of skills, you should really see our situation for what it is." Azula explained to the demon hunter. "A questionable situation."

"I can't blame you for saying that, but we've got the skills to kick ass anyways." Dante crossed his arms, as he was smiling. "And most of us have that!"

"...Wait, how do you know that we're losing. We've won quite a few challenges and if I'm right, we're literally winning...something!" Tron Bonne exclaimed, as the black-haired pirate lady looked smug.

"What are we winning again?" Dante asked.

"Presumably the chance of avoid elimination, either that or some other overpowered reward that wouldn't make sense!"

The other two that were talking, along with Tifa, Pinstripe and Clover were looking at her like she just said the obvious.

"I forgot that we were in Total Drama and if Toadette's revealing anything, it's something that would drive the contestants up the wall!" Tifa yelled, as Tron and Dante clicked their fingers. "...What a surprise."

"No, the host couldn't be that insane. There's definitely some kind of sense to this game." Azula remarked.

As everyone realised that Azula and a few others hadn't seen the previous season of Total Drama or even any Total Drama at all and it was...even funnier when the next announcement popped up.

From Toadette of all people and she did not look happy.

"Important announcement...what's happening with you guys? You people excited?" Chris announced, as Toadette was bumped into making a forced smile. "I remember the points for the peeps in the audience and these minigames are awesome!"

Toadette was nervously looking at the host for a signal, as there was about to be some dumb shit.

"In last place, Crafty Crows as usual with 45 points! The Swordfishes are striking...eh with 49 points!"

Toadette tried to keep the tension up, as there was two very demanding teenagers looking at her for the results, as Tanya and Azula felt the pressure of the game.

"The Daring Deers dare to compete with 51 points, but...the Rugged Rhinos take their rugged gold with 62 points...and it was not close at all!" Toadette shouted. "These points will earn you something-"

"The chance to avoid elimination, obviously, so just give it and let's move on." Tanya stated.

"You know that it is not that simple." Dawn told her, as Tanya just sighed.

"Let her talk."

Toadette loudly cleared her throat to do the special announcement.

"-The chance to avoid this challenge's elimination through these cards!" Toadette showed the vibrant orange cards. "Choose wisely because each team has at least one, but of course, all of the teams have at least one to share, respective of your positions!"

Four were literally shot out of Chef's random cannon towards the Rhinos.

Three was shot towards the Crows, Genos quite literally taking three of them.

Two was shot towards to Sokka and Lowain, who was questioning what the fuck was exactly going on here.

And Tanya took the last one, not before taking a card to her face and someone had to ask an important question.

"Are we really getting eliminated through the minigames?"

"Yeah...after the break!" Chris announced, basking in all of the confusion and shouts. "Man, this job has its perks."

"Yeah, this is wild." Chef didn't share the host's love of schadenfreude. "Not exactly in a good way."


To be continued in the final part of the episode that has ton of minigames with...some more including the card strategies to the drama, romance and total bullshit and even the appearance of Chance Time, the unholy distillation of Mario Party!

The eliminations, though? All done through the regular Mario Party fashion of pure frustration, being annoyed and team minigames from quite a few Mario Party games.

This does include more Super Mario Party minigames for dramatic irony, other modified minigames just 'cause and eliminations that more stupid than anything Pahkitew Island promises to bring!

The teams' points for anyone who wants to keep things accunted for...

Striking Swordfishes: 49 points (3rd)
Crafty Crows: 45 points (4th)
Rugged Rhinos: 62 points (1st)
Daring Deers: 51 points (2nd)

Part 4's definitely coming sometime next week, just it wills it and Episode 16's actually coming soon with the (temporarily) disbanded teams, practically coming later in May!