Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 15: Minigame Monday
Part 4: Pray, Party and Press On!
Chance Time, elimination minigames and what not?
Yeah, that sounds like it needs a cry from your local god and luckily enough, they don't really have that...but some weird strategies would compensate for the eliminations.
Or not, but this episode's wilder than the untamed areas of the Amazon and heck, there might even be a elimination that could be a trade for someone that got an unfair lot in this show.
Then again, Chance Time's always a trade, so...there's still a metric ton of unpredictable stuff in this jam-packed chapter alone.
Memeking...things are real exciting in this round!
1602jaw, honestly, neither of the picks "win", but they will both do their thing in this chapter!
And in general, FRUSTRATION CONTENT WARNING, because this challenge changes up the game...a lot! Like a lot, a lot (especially with the next episode's team breakup)
"We are back with the angriest set of campers that I've had in a while!"
Back in the still seat-less mess hall with teleporting lamps, the massive cast was not pleased with McLean's sudden twist that both made sense and was genuinely nonsensical with there was more minigames.
A few more minigames, maybe, but these were about to make up the other half of the game-changing challenge.
"You guys are going to get elimination through one last bunch of minigames that involve at least 8 contestants and that's it! Though the Elimination Cards give some players an out."
The cast was understandably very much shaken by the decision, but the decision meant to do that and Chef and Toadette weren't getting paid enough to not give an awkward look.
"Okay, any more game shaking announcements you need?" Noah asked.
"No, it's a surprise." Chris just ignored him. "Anyways, let's get going."
Noah was look displeased as Soma came up to him to say something.
"Aw, you'll get him next time!" Soma remarked towards the snarky nerd.
"...Why?"
It was done just as quick as it started, as the decisions were going to be as wild as the announcement itself, mostly because...they were mad and the Rhino's tensions were already spiking.
"No, no, I'm here to earn my elimination card!" Dante shouted. "Bayo quite literally kept me from winning this one by the way."
"Gonna be honest, I could care way less about that, since you're consistently kicking ass." Sol just straight up remarked.
"You know what? I'm getting the most votes regardless." Dante remarked, as he got a lot of pointed fingers towards him. "See that?"
"Yeah...you've got it no problem." Sol just threw the card to Dante. "The other three are going to be wild, though."
"Whoa, whoa, then you need-" Dante was just shuffling the orange card through his own fingers.
"Nah, I can kick enough ass to beat whatever bullshit's going my way. Besides Tifa's technically the team leader and-"
Sol decided to speak up only a bit.
"-knows what the fuck she's doing, which is pretty lacking on this team!"
Unsurprisingly, the whole of the Rhinos were noticing the good argument that Sol definitely had and eloquently said, as Dante just shrugged his shoulders.
"Okay, I can see that I'm apparently needed here." Tifa...already had the other eliminated card. "Someone's gotta keep the wild guys from having a dumb time. Sol, great argument."
"Thanks!" Sol just got back to thinking about his wife. "And I'm pretty sure that the other two are in the hands of the obvious."
"Serious question. Were you just shouting to get my attention or just 'cause, because you are quite mad." Tifa stated, clearly getting tired of this team's energy. "Guys, can you shut up, because the other two are in the big villain's hands?"
"Fuck off..." Dante and Sol said at the same time.
"Like it or not, they are very instrumental to our team and honestly, they would steal the cards anyways. Besides, most of you are strong and have seen this show before."
"My son's been watching this show a lot." Hank stated, right before Tifa continued her speech.
"And yeah, maybe this Mario Party thing wrecks friendships apparently, but we are not all friends...we're teammates and teammates kick a lot of ass! Who's with me!"
Tifa got most of the team raising their hands, even Iori, as he had to beat Kyo's butt and also do something else and he grumbled to the obvious.
"I bet he's going to put us against each other." Iori grumbled.
"That would be the last surprising thing I've seen. I tell you what, he must hate happiness or something." Hank remarked, as the Texan dad was...sure of his relaxing drink of water.
*Tifa's confessional*
She was a bit exasperated.
"For the record, you try to deal with two of the snakiest people on Total Drama and I can tell you that I've seen Heather do some wacky business. Pretty sure I could fight them, but that isn't an argument!" Tifa stated.
*Confessional cut*
The Crafty Crows were in there, sure of the fact that there was only one who deserved it and the one who had the Elimination Card didn't deserve it, as the rest of the team sighed.
"Hahaha, take that and your teeth are really good!" Pit exclaimed. "Anyways, I came here to give you facts!"
"Give me a fact and I won't try to steal it." Shego remarked.
"Floor ice cream heals you...even if it's on the floor." Pit remarked, as he got the card stolen in his hand. "Man, I've been got!"
"Yeah, you have and...I'm going to kick the next person's butt who's stealing it." Shego crossed her arms, as she let Nobara get within a inch several times. "Also, I don't want to do whatever Chris has got because it's probably a sadist's wet dreams!"
"Come on, he's a good host and he wouldn't let us do crazy stuff without the greatest medic around!" Pit exclaimed, as Nobara stopped her temporary thievery and Shego gawked at him. "Seriously, let's just figure these minigames and see what is up!"
"What's up is that I'm out of here." Shego remarked, as Giovanni just wanted to grab it. "You can easily beat the rest of whoever you're up against, master of...soup."
"Well, yeah, I didn't really want it because I'm Giovanni Potage!" The pink-haired villain shouted. "Pit, that was dumb."
"Okay, though, these minigames aren't going to hurt me!"
"Cool and I won't be hurt too!"
Pit and Giovanni motivated themselves, as Nobara was heated and Shego was bored.
*Shego's confessional*
The villainous sidekick wasn't bored, though she sat like it.
"Look, I'm here to win and winning means actually doing something smart for once and plus, Chris McLean probably has some obnoxious BS for everyone, so I'm dodging it." Shego remarked.
*Confessional cut*
"Okay, you guys are done with your elimination card choices and there's some real controversy happening here in the Swordfishes, huh?" Chris announced, as there was a lot of people that were fuming in the blue team's general area.
"Uh, there was a lot of words being thrown around and then we all agreed that the smartest guy on our team should get the other one." Sokka stated, as he got a few looks. "Most of the people that were complaining probably could survive your minigames!"
Tails held up his card, as he got another dirty look from Ryuko.
"Shut up, you were the first one to get it!" Eva yelled at Sokka.
"And you're a real strong player." Sokka said. "So, you don't need it."
"...I'm not getting blindsided by some minigame."
"Yeah and the Deers have got their picks sorted..."
Snake, Samurai Jack and Samus held up their cards like it was nothing.
"...It's actually time for the Elimination Minigames, where the only way to get eliminated is to give up or lose first in team minigames! Friendly fire, pretty much...especially from the safe contestants!"
"Oh, cool, what will the first awesome minigame be?!" Deadpool squealed in excitement.
"It's not awesome when our chances in the game are down to some minigame madness!" Nobara yelled in the merc with the mouth's face, causing him to back off.
"This is going in team order, so the Rhinos are first up with 15 potential survivors...of what, you guys are probably asking?" Chris announced, as the 15 or so unsafe contestants were looking at him suspiciously.
A massive ship that held a ton of bombs in the middle that contained the four immune contestants
While in the middle of the sea.
And on the slightly cramped island with the 15 other contestants, shit was already flying off the handle with the issues, as there wasn't that much real estate.
"Goddamn, get off my butt!" Harley shouted.
"Sorry, but you were on my butt first." Legoshi said, awkwardly shuffling backwards.
"Survivors of Bombs Away! The campers on the island have to survive the safe contestants' bombardment of bombs..and each other! The first two to actually get knocked off the island gets knocked off the game." Chris announced through the big cloud in the sky.
Harley and Legoshi realised that they were...going to kick each other's ass, but not before the obvious.
"Not friendly fire." Legoshi wasn't excited.
"GO!"
The two of them just split apart, as they both realised that they had bigger fish to fry in the form of two bombs that came flying in.
"Jesus Christ, whoever's on there is going off!" Harley yelled, as she was trying to dodge it.
"That's our friends, bro!" Muscle Man shouted. "They kinda deserve to go off."
The two of them dodged a bomb each other, as there was bombs kinda being shot off at a regular fashion.
*Muscle Man's confessional*
The green guy was laughing.
"Azula probably knows about my butt being in the...alliance of all time, but I ain't letting her stop me!"
*Confessional cut*
While the 15 island guys were running like they were headless chickens, the four that were actually on the boat (actually five with Kitty, Azula and Tifa firing most of the bombs) were having their own drama.
"Can you two stop fighting! You guys are at least twice my age!" Kitty shouted. "I might have a job to do, but what's wrong with you!"
The two feuding men seperated before calmly explaining.
"Long story short, this old fogey in the woods was going to take a child somewhere. Creepy guy taking a child somewhere never ends well." Dante explained, still quite angry.
"The child was lost in the middle of a island she did not know, you fool, and she clearly needed get back to the place you took for! So, thank you, Dante!" Coachman explained with measured malice.
Kitty just stopped caring, as she kept on firing the bombs and had too much fun.
"...Fuck off." Dante stated.
"You too!" Coachman remarked with a grin.
Kitty gave an incredulous look towards Azula, who was too busy handling the cannons and Tifa, who said one thing.
"Really, that's what making them fight?" Tifa asked.
"Though it was something bigger." Kitty stated.
*Kitty's confessional*
Kitty was wearing a red-shirt which raised her chance of getting the death.
"I was a contestant and then I saw the roster. I didn't want to be in this season, mostly because there was a lot of crazy and WOW, there's a lot of crazy! Don't ask how I got this job, because I don't know either!" Kitty was not that excited.
*Confessional cut*
Back on the islands, shots were fired at an impressive pace and there was an impressive amount of dodges and even a few catches coming from the stronger contestants that were sent towards people that were on the edge...
...but hung onto hope.
"My guy, what's up with you?" Rock asked. "How do you even catch this thing?"
"You just do, dumbass." Iori had another Bom-Omb in his hand.
"Oh." Rock ducked under another Bom-Omb.
"Okay."
In another area, Satori Tendou had been too close to get blown off the island and oddly enough, Tron Bonne was starting to run out of Servbots to block the bombs.
"Good news, the old man's firing off bombs." Tron remarked with enough sarcasm to kill a goat.
"Bad news, I'm technically in debt-" Satori got caught off-guard by a Bom-Omb's smoke. "-and I can't see this, but I'm not about to get caught off-guard!"
"Then why did you listen?" Tron wafted the smoke away.
"Because I thought it could be some big-brained strategy that could seal us the win!"
"...Oh god, you are dumb."
"Guilty!"
The volleyball player and pirate may have seemed like an unexpected duo, but in the world of dodging bombs and all of that, that's all you need to survive.
Or not, because Tron got the best betrayal of all time with a Bob-omb, a push and a smirking red-haired guy.
"Our team blows because these alliances are stupid."
"But you were stupid for doing that...wanna know why?" Tron was actually flat on the ground.
"No, no, I'm a bit of a genius." Satori dived out of the way of a bomb.
As the two realised that someone else was in the way and it was not a surprise by much, as Hank Hill was just a guy that got blown off the island.
"I TRIED MY BEST FOR YOU, BOBBY!" Hank yelled, not really in pain.
"Hank's straight up out of the competition!" Chris announced. "One more spot on the Sling-Yacht of Shame, baby!"
Satori and Tron split up, as they both had better things to do.
*Tron Bonne's confessional*
The pirate that was still in the competition.
"As much as I want to push him off, I've got much stronger opponents to shake off and Storm Shadow would somehow catch me before I catch him. Never liked Sol, Satori's got no brain and...Iori it is." Tron said.
*Confessional cut*
In other Muscle Man news, he was on the ass on Yumeko and Harley, who was...doing something really interesting in the bombing field.
"Bro, we're literally getting hit like it's World War 3, what are you doing?" Muscle Man asked.
"...Gambling." Yumeko stated like it wasn't insane.
"Alrighty, dude." Muscle Man rolled out of that situation.
Harley and Yumeko was doing a close quarters gamble while moving around and they were somehow playing a card game while getting shot at, as it was obvious.
"You've got some kind of sociopathy or some other problem, because I'm not gambling it for you!" Harley shouted. "I don't care if you hate me for this, but I yield for my life!"
"Really, you would do that?" Yumeko asked. "I only gambled for getting into Chef's kitchen."
"Oh shit, I thought you were going to do something crazy...considering your admitted insanity." Harley said, as Iori's hands were aflame. "Besides I've got someone to swing at."
"Cool, does that mean the gamble's still on."
Harley and Iori were already swinging, not even acknowledging Yumeko's gamble and Squirrel Girl deseprately trying to get Yumeko to actually move from the spot with the wild pull.
Said pull ended up saving the both of them, as Azula's alliance was completely safe...or so it seemed, as Storm Shadow was swinging at Tron with a speedy slash that completely tripped her up.
The ninja saw the bomb and an opportunity, as he did another sweep that was practically a trap for Tron Bonne to be out of the game, the pirate teen getting blown up to boot.
"And Tron Bonne's eliminated from the island, the game and her chance for three million dollars!" Chris announced, as the pirate girl just rose back up. "Someone's mad!"
"You will pay for that ill-timed move." Azula said, emphasising her anger. "If you stop being useful, your elimination will come!"
Storm Shadow didn't even look at her, as he spoke these words.
"And the same goes to you and I suspect that time will be sooner rather than later."
Azula and her squad were just glaring daggers at the ninja and then turned around when the ninja himself turned towards them and the rest of the team were not that shocked by Tron getting hit like that.
*Harley's confessional*
"I swear we were the strongest alliance in the game and we still are, just as soon as we make a certain ninja pay with his teeth!" Harley declared, still spinning the bat. "How the fuck are we doing it? Don't know, don't care."
*Confessional cut*
"Okay, now that's over, we've got another minigame that's going a bit wild today with the whole of the Crows practically fighting to get out of the two spots! You ever heard of Lit Potato?"
"Bro, this was my game!" Lowain shouted.
"Hey, at least you're not holding a bomb." Deadpool quipped towards the guy with the furry ears.
"Still, dude, you can survive this one!"
"Shut up. This one's from Super Mario Party and in a change of pace, there's always two or three bob-ombs ready to blow each round...until two people are left! Simple as that."
All of the Crows were now back in that same dingy warehouse, though there was, in fact, three bombs this time in their hands and obvious questions.
"For the record, it's just garbage, so let's go!"
No time was wasted in...doing nothing at the moment, as there was no-one in the place that wanted to lose this one, even if the minigame really took a minute.
"It's not yours, bro!" Kyo shouted, as the bomb was slowly being passed around.
"What do you want, man?" Terry asked, ready to get thrown a bomb.
The bomb tosses were as quick as they were sloppy, some of them landing in the clumsy hands of Papyrus and Sakura and others landing in the grabby hands of Genos and Noah.
In the end, some garbage did blow up in some important contestants' faces and Kipo, Riku and Giovanni were the first ones to make it through, as the three of them were in a better mood.
"That's right, I'm a first round man!" Giovanni shouted. "...Take that, Shego!"
Two more bombs dropped and once again, the tossing games started with throws that were passed around faster than anyone would've thought and some hard grabs that were move of a give and take.
Kyo was especially doing the take with his fiery hands, which made Noah's hands a bit more slippery...and in the end, the sarcastic schemer took the first win.
As the second bomb blew right up in Kyo's face once again.
"Yeah, finally, my turn-"
"Shut up, we're in this thing together!" Michiru shouted, as the next bomb dropped on her end. "...The least kick ass of us should leave."
Michiru may have been partially right, but the two new bombs were moving like they were going out of style in a hot second, as the passes were going insanely fast and stuff was moving rapidly.
And the sentences were as clumsy as the passes that caused them to happen.
"Yo...that was a bom-omb, real deal-" Miko got blown up to immunity.
Pit, as though, as it was coincidence, also got blown up.
"Let's go, let's happening!" Pit yelled, practically tripping his words.
*Terry's confessional*
The guy was happy.
"Man, the couple of the hour pass! And so the games goes on, me not really finishing it off!" Terry exclaimed. "At least I won't be very close to elimination once this gets over."
*Confessional cut*
As if the lords were hearing it, Terry was up against Soma, Genos and Judy and it was down to two final bombs that would cover the final two safe contestants in garbage.
"Well, well, that was almost comedic!" Soma shouted. "You've got one last shot to make it."
The five of them were carefully passing the bombs around like it was not a big problem, as the clock was slowly trawling down to the final conclusion of the challenge...with the swing of life passing through.
Terry knew that either some random cook, the observant rabbit cop or the physical cornerstone of the team would be sent off.
"I apologise, but there's better things that I must do." Genos remarked. "Can't believe that I made it this far."
"This far? You're practically underrated to boot." Soma said. "You'd be kicking everyone's butt to the extreme!"
"That is not what I meant. What I meant was that my time's up here."
"Whaaat, really? You're our strongest guy of the squad!"
Soma didn't actually notice that Terry was signalling to move it, as was Judy, since he was still holding the thing and then the cook got hit with the dirty moves.
"GODDAMN IT, MAN!" Terry yelled. "We're moving bombs!"
"Oh yeah."
Terry and Soma were both plain dirty and Genos and Judy were plain out of the competition, as Chris was going to announced.
"Genos and Judy are also eliminated from this season, never to return!" Chris announced, with Soma getting the majority of the surprised looks. "Even with Soma doing a dirty move."
"That wasn't even an intentional dirty move, dude." Terry said. "Congrats on surviving."
"Hey, no worries about it." Soma stated, as Judy gave him something. "...Thank you for the goodbye gift."
"PLEASE...use your head." Terry said. "You just got a note from a game player, take it serious."
"Seriously awesome, because I'm back in the game!" Soma slowly read the note. "...This is insane."
Soma just took the note back into his pocket, before anyone knew and Judy gave a thumbs up to that...as Terry and Genos were just confused at what was happening in an seatless table.
*Genos' confessional*
The hero sighed.
"As much as I didn't want to be eliminated, I actually have much better things to do than represent the Hero Association through being on this show, though I did not mind anyone on here. But the heroes need help and the likelihood that a villain has been running through my world is...100% apparently, so I do not mind not having three million dollars...I have to run it back with the master."
*Confessional cut*
"Yeah, there's a lot of eliminations and it's still continuing on with another inspired and this time, you Deers are going to make duos outta yourselves to jump some rope together...to race!" Chris announced. "But I did the hard part!"
"I can live with that!" Luigi declared.
It was practically signal for made it much harder and much less palpatable for the contestants, but more awesome for the guys watching at home, as they were jump roping over a muddy swamp that previously held a...controversial challenge in Pahkitew Island, though with a much wider wooden bridge with holes in them.
And the duos were...definitely Chris' ideas, besides the soldier couple and the Japanese guys with katanas/swords.
"I am very ready!" Tanjiro shouted.
"Yes, we are both ready." Samurai Jack said.
Samus and Snake both shared the jump rope, taking it on as a mission.
Yuri and Penny may have been...a duo, but they weren't working too well together as a jump rope, since they did trip.
It was nothing compared to the wolfwalker and maid duo, who didn't know what a jump rope was and showing in obvious fashion...frustrating the heck out of their (seperate) allies.
"Are you sure that you know how to do this?" Robyn asked.
"Yes, I am just in the middle of learning." Ram proclaimed.
"...We both tripped three times, it's okay!"
"It is not, our elimination relies on our co-ordination."
And then a gunshot rung out throughout the swamp, notifying the contestants to get their butts moving through the bridge and onto the finish line and they were indeed moving.
Samus and Snake were clearly, as was Tanjiro and Samurai Jack...though they weren't even first place at the moment, as Uraraka and Mystique Sonia were somehow rocking it.
They did in style, too.
"How are you so good?" Uraraka asked.
"That's what I'm asking! You must have a cool friend that jumps rope all the time like me." Mystique Sonia bragged.
"Uh, no. I just jump to get floating."
"That's even better!"
Though they weren't completely sure on how they were winning, the two main short ladies made it look easy.
Even if the other two were somewhat struggling, tripping a few times and the other duos were not doing well at all.
"Dang, I did not know that you two were that quick! You'll get a reward in the next challenge, Uraraka and Mystique Sonia!" Chris announced, as the two young ladies were...celebrating quietly. "Trust me, it's real good!"
"I know, but two of our friends will be gone." Uraraka told him.
"At least take in the moment!"
"I will not, because we support each other!"
Snake and Samus both saluted each other in getting second place, as Tanjiro and Samurai Jack were relieved to be in third.
Yuri and Penny were clearly taking some breaths and trying to clean themselves, safe in fourth place and Luigi was dirty, but satisified in fifth place.
"Alright, this thing's halfway over! Two of you are being sent home!"
Tanya and Aisling.
Tiana and B.
Dawn and Catalina.
Robyn and Ram.
Those were the four other duos that were jump-roping with a lot of mud in their shoes and one of them knew that they were screwed, besides the completely mismatched, yet kickass duo of Piccolo and Riley, who took up fifth place.
"No way, those two are going home!" Luigi noticed Robyn's pair...lagging far behind.
"I don't know...the white child's right besides those two." Piccolo crossed his arms.
Things were going real slow, so...Dawn and Catalina finished in seventh place and Tiana and B finished in eighth place and it was down to the final two duos.
As Piccol
"Dear fucking god, please child soldier from...some fake-ass place...make it." Catalina loudly shouted.
"She's definitely fake. Some racist-ass nigga probably made her wear that." Riley stated, as Catalina looked pissed.
"...Wait, are you CJ's secret kid or something?!"
"Nah, bruh, ain't even heard of a CJ!"
The final two were slowly moving across the final section of the bridge, which straight up had just a jump that the two duos had to get over and one of them really couldn't.
"Sorry, but I have to do this." Ram stated, right before attempting a push. "For Roswaal."
That actually tripped Robyn up and caused them both to fall, right before Tanya and Aisling actually jumped over the gap.
"I cannot wait for a maid, so I apologise." Tanya said, as Aisling wasn't listening to her.
"Apology not accepted, because this is a betrayal!" Robyn shouted, as Ram just sighed. "Why did you try to push her?"
"...Because this is a game where elimination means everything." Ram told her.
The muddy maid and wolfwalker heard the horn, as the fae child and child soldier made it in ninth place and they were in tenth place and eliminated from the challenge.
"And the race is finally over with Robyn and Ram eliminated for reals!" Chris announced. "That was kinda boring, but this next one won't be boring, because the Swordfishes are the last to eliminate two people in the water..."
In the water, the Striking Swordfish were looking at each other, expecting some dirty moves to come out of the woodworks, as there was a half mile course that they had to deal with, item boxes, buoys, weird curves and the cleanest water on this side of Muskoka.
"...the water that holds waves, water and two-man canoes that should hold every one of the Swordfish players! You can sabotage, you can smash and you can even break friendships if you want to!"
"Yeah, you've been talking bull if you heard all of that." Cassie crossed her arms. "It'll be a race with passes and the good stuff!"
"Then what are those? Boxes that make you question life?" Reg asked.
"Okay, we're starting this...now!" Toadette shot the gun.
"And these duos are moving off, some a lot more dramatically than others!"
Khun and Heavy was both rowing calmly, while Ryuko and Min Min were both emphasising their anger through their rows...mostly down to Ryuko doing the push and Min Min trying to keep up.
Falco and Daphne may have been a good pair somewhere else, but his wide winged strokes weren't mixing with her awkwardly small strokes.
"Okay, something tells me that we're...treading water or something." Daphne said, clearly trying her best.
"The better question is that how are we not treading water?" Falco asked. "We're rowing very differently."
"So, adapt to my style!"
"How, though? I've got two wings for arms and that's it."
"...And try rowing like a...normal bird?"
They weren't doing super good and that...somehow halved with the presence of a Golden Mushroom that came in there to somehow kick some butts into gear, even with Sokka and Tails working in sync to push the canoe.
*Daphne's confessional*
She just accepted unseriously.
"Yeah, this is definitely a Mario Party thing. Maybe. Velma has expertise in this kind of knowledge."
*Confessional cut*
Joseph and Reg...were definitely Joseph and Reg, two guys that had some stupidly good abilities for this sort of thing, good enough to practically fly over the surface of the water.
...They were actually speeding along without much of a problem in spite of the lack of canoes.
"Not gonna lie, this is weird. Where's the explosions...oh, there goes one."
"Dodge it, muscle man!" Reg shouted.
"Hey, it's Joseph and it's a bomb-"
Joseph and Reg somehow got blown forward, thanks to some Hamon-boosted...random grass that apparently helped and their canoes...were in pieces, but they were way ahead of the finish line.
"Joseph and Reg...technically win!" Chris announced, as the two of them celebrated in pain. "They are technically alive...probably, but Sokka and Tails are in second!"
The leading duo were relaxing at this point, as Sokka and Tails just groaned at their state.
"Pretty nice for getting blown up, huh?!" Joseph remarked.
"Yeah, how did you not get any more than bruises?" Sokka asked incredulously loud, as Joseph really got the earache. "...I got my answer."
"Taking it on the chin's pretty hard, my man!"
"Dude, your ears are messed up...get some rest."
Reg and Tails were sharing a hug, as they were celebrating their homie-ship, lack of injuries and boating skills...as these two were high-fiving now and they got pulled away by their teammates.
"Okay, we're breaking that up! There's some crazy stuff happening right there!" Chris announced. "No, seriously, things are going wild!"
The rest of the duos were having a ball...a shell ball, because Green Shells were spinning around at speeds that were impressive and moved around quite slowly.
"Chill out, what's with you and Green Shells?!" Ryuko yelled, putting out another banana.
"Pretty much trying to stay in. Should be obvious!" Leshawna yelled, throwing another one. "And we got shells only!"
"And I'll cut them down."
"Oh okay...there some kind of shell mafia out there?!"
Ryuko and Min Min was still angrily rowing behind Eva and Leshawna, as they were actually pretty close together and so was the third place team, who was just throwing some stuff.
Lowain and Bayonetta was one of the pairs of all time, having fun in third and throwing items like they were illegal.
"Yeah, Bayo-sauce, we're about to Mario Kart some people." Lowain proclaimed, throwing another Bob-omb backwards an impressive distance.
"And we'll be Mario Karted ourselvces if we don't jump." Bayonetta remarked.
"Jump what? How do we even jump boats, miss!"
Before Lowain realised that the canoe was about to crash into a Spiky Shell and suddenly swerved out of the way of the floatling powerful shell and right into Eva's oar.
"Yikes, get off my butt!"
"No, you get off our butts!"
The Total Drama veterans and witty duo tied for third anyways, with Ryuko and Min Min arriving in fifth place, as Ryuko was still steaming for the future of Total Drama, breaking an oar.
"Okay, that's five out of nine duos done!"
Khun and Heavy was in sixth place, since they both actually hit the Spiny Shell onto the finish line and got quite a few laughs.
Falco and Daphne was struggling to even move straight in last.
Cassie and Nicole were both combining their anger properly, having gotten Mario Karted at the moment and rowing at speed to un-Mario Kart (barraged by a bunch of random items) themselves outta there.
Kasumi and Oikawa were just shouting "AAAAAA" with the raw kinetic force of a Star and the problem of completely missing the finish line to the east, as they're now in seventh.
Either way, the latter two duos were finally done, as the motivated ladies were actually done and fistpunched Lowain for no reason and the passionate practicioners finished the race from the other side.
"And now Khun and Heavy...are kinda close to losing and Falco and Daphne can't row a straight line, which is kinda impressive, in a way!" Chris announced. "Okay, now it's actually getting close!"
"Shut up, we're both trying!" Daphne shouted.
"You are? Bird and lady to get present." Heavy remarked, as he had a Red Shell. "How else do you use?"
"Not using it, first of all!"
"Do not care about not using it."
The two were still shouting over a small distance, as the last place duo now had the unbalanced boat riding once again and the other one was still in the race and accidentally threw a Red Shell.
Heavy and Khun were both a little bit shocked at the actual Red Shell got blown up, but Falco and Daphne got another Star and...managed to fly...but the other team got a star.
And...both teams rowed very differently and the duo that were not in sync were still not in sync, but much faster this time around
"Man, I've never seen a Star do that to someone! See ya, Falco and Daphne, wouldn't want to be ya!" Chris announced. "Anyways, we've got...a lot of things to do!"
Khun was currently in the middle of being carried by Ryuko, as Heavy was very nervous about the way Falco and Daphne eliminated themselves.
"Sorry for my moves, but you two were bad. Very bad. Like bad assassin bad." Heavy said, sure of what he should say.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're the baddest out there! Shut up with your Red Shell-looking head and relationship that you should have with a girl!" Falco shouted.
"Well, yeah, I have good relationship with friends, good gun and good haircut." Heavy stated. "And good game as well."
"I know I didn't get to enact whatever master plan you thought I had, but I'm pretty sure you got no plan!"
"And I like no plan, really."
While Falco and Heavy were having a shouting match, Khun and Daphne were comparatively respectful and well, comparatively is the right word here, because there wasn't that much respect.
It was not loud, that much could be told.
"Congrats, you beat a lady and a bird." Daphne said. "Guess this means you're cool."
"I'll admit that I am not cool at all...just trying to play the game."
"At least you're honest about that. Pretty sure I got this far because no-one noticed me, but I'm not a lady who'd get friends behind friends' backs." Daphne said, clearly not in the mood to chill. "...And my makeup's completely fine!"
"Congrats to that, then...and I'd let you join the thing. You're in a rag-tag team of detectives." Khun explained with a smirk. "Imagine strategies getting blown up by Mario Party."
"Imagine that and I don't really care if you're lying or not. I respect your honesty...barely."
"Guys, this episode's already too long!" Khun and Daphne glared at the host. "Let's get this going!"
Eight people were just hanging on the Dock of Shame with the rest of the cast
"So, today, we've got eight people to eliminiate and as much as I want to soak in the tension, there's too much of it to go around in a hour-long show!" Chris announced. "So, Tron Bonne and Hank got eliminated by bombardment of the island kind..."
The still soot-covered Texan dad and teenage pirate were standing there not pleased and angry.
"...Genos and Judy avoiding the dirt bomb and got elimination in return..."
They were both clean, but they were sure of their moves, having a bit of a smile after their elimination.
"...Robyn and Ram got stuck in the mud together and are stuck out of the competition..."
The maid had that same stoic expression, as the wolfwalker was really angry at the maid for not actually doing anything.
"...and finally, Falco and Daphne rowed each other out of the competition!"
Daphne just shrugged nonchalantly, as Falco was quite mad for reasons that should be obvious.
"And so, that's where this episode almost ends! Fortunately, we've got a time for some chance."
Right above the campfire that held every contestant that currently was not eliminated and some of them were hanging out and ignoring the three boxes that held a stupid amount of power...and the rest were a bit horrified.
"CHANCE TIME, MOTHER LOVERS, what's happening in here? Pure chaos defined in three different boxes!" Chris announced, as Toad was ready to join.
"The outer two boxes signify who's getting whatever...and the middle box is where amazing-ness happens!"
"Either someone gets eliminated, someone get traded for an eliminated, someone returns or...other Total Drama stuff." Toad excitedly stated, as the white-spotted mushroom guy was plain excited.
"What Total Drama stuff?" Mai asked. "I'm seeing three boxes."
"Three boxes of bullshit, by the way." Yuri bumped her fist. "...What's happening, by the way?"
Toadette was particularly nervous about the effect of Chance Time, as everyone was really paying attention to the effects and someone had to step it up.
"Chef, you get the honours."
"Finally, I get my honours for real!" Chef may have been dressed in a bootleg Mario outfit. "Y'all gonna regret this!"
Chef just hit the middle block like it was nothing, as the symbol that someone was about to get swapped and he took in the very confused looks of a lot of the contestants.
And the anger of the culturally-nerdy contestants, as the first box got hit to reveal Scott Pilgrim...as he was back for real and the final box got smashed again to reveal that...B was eliminated.
"...It's something."
B just sighed and stood up, as his whole team said goodbye to him really awkwardly.
"Do not worry, B, your elimination will have an effect...even if it's not that noticeable." Dawn stated. "I'm happy to see Scott return."
"Really? Didn't he mess up a gazebo and look like an idiot?" Piccolo crossed his arms.
"Yes, but I can sense he has changed."
"...Sense some smarts please." Piccolo waved her off. "B, you're always a better guy than Scott in my book."
"That's one hell of an insult! B saved our butts on Boney Island, so I respect him!" Tanjiro shouted, as he looked pissed. "You can't just say that!"
"Whoa, whoa, I like him!"
"Okay."
"By the way, there are no more teams...temporarily!" Chef shouted, seeing the surprise of everyone. "Good night, y'all!"
Chef laughed, as the contestants just got...info overload.
The nine contestants that were leaving were just riding the Sling-Yacht of Shame...were on it and the luggage was there.
"And you will not come back...ever! Goodbye, y'all!" Toad yelled, as Chris was not impressed with the stolen line.
"Just remember me in your good memories!" Chris shot off the nine contestants through the yacht.
"Well, yeah, this has to be the wildest episode to date! Nine eliminations, one returnee, no votes and the challenge that's chock full of randomness, drama and minor betrayal! And most of all, the teams are breaking up for a short while, so...hope you watch yourself for the next episode of...TOTAL DRAMA: ULTIMATE ISLANDS!"
To be continued in the sixteenth episode or the fifteenth challenge, where...things go wild for two episodes, as there is no teams temporarily and some people deal with it.
Others just fall back on their untrustworthy old teammates or try to get serious with their former alliance partners.
Regardless, the teams are thusly seperated for an impressive battle royale that takes place on Pahkitew!
A Pahkitew Royale, if you will...but it's not called that.
THIS CHAPTER WAS LONG, IF YOU COULDN'T TELL, SO ONE LIKE EQUALS ONE SHORT CHAPTER (or two, counting something special with the explaination of the nine eliminations and some other stuff)
Tron Bonne & Hank Hill (from the Rough Rhinos), Genos and Judy (from the Crafty Crows) B, Ram and Robyn (from the Daring Deer), Falco & Daphne (from the Striking Swordfish) are eliminated this time and thanks to...Mario Party tradition, Scott Pilgrim's back in the saddle (now that I've seen the comic, he should be MUCH BETTER) and Episode 16's GOING TO DEAL WITH THE INSANE IMPLICATIONS of the eliminations, the first returnee and the team break-up.
Episode 16 will also be shorter than Episode 15, because this one was too DAMN long and I know it's pretty okay!
