Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 16: Paintbattle Royale
Part 3: Dayz of Paint!
49 contestants left in the field and honestly, there's a lot of strong players that have been missing their mark this challenge!
Pit, Miko, Eva, Nicole, Deadpool and Tanjiro are only part of the 28 that have been eliminated and yes all of the numbers include the four returning contestants!
Scott's back for one more round, Rapunzel's here to princess it up, Hsien-Ko's carrying a lot for her comeback and JFK's...er-uh...boning it up for sure!
And there's also...a lot more, like, a lot, lot more with the four alliances that might be five and a notable amount coming from the alliances, so it's about to be a chaotic war in here!
Memeking, well those are more like shelved ideas, while I might not want to return any more contestants until maybe there are 30 or so contestants left, they're not entirely off the table!
1602jaw, a comedic sidekick interrupting a major villain's run would be really funny and...I might want to do it sometime! And about the many upsets that have been happening these past two chapters? There's more to come if you enjoyed the previous one!
Anyways, this is a long one, so let's go!
"Welcome back to the most messed up thing that's happening today! Aside from my hair gel, these contestants are getting insane with their shots and shouts! Seriously, these arguements are funny!" Chris was back in the booth, here to announce however many contestants are left in the game.
Aisling may have been eliminated, but Penny Proud wasn't about to go down like she did...mostly because she'd have to come back to her disappointed dad once again, even if she didn't know that she was on TV.
But now she knew, she was taking no prisoners with the paintball gun, being a bit mad about...the obvious.
"Slow down, what's up with you!" Yuri shouted, also shooting.
"I'm tired of everyone here think I got lucky!"
"Well, I think that you got lucky as well!"
"Not my problem!"
The two were shouting, as Dawn was lying on the grass, paint not covering it somehow and thinking about the future that she might have seen or have written down.
Whatever the moon girl had an issue with, it was surely to be rectified before the elimination and was practically half over.
Besides that, Penny and Yuri still hadn't hit each other with the paint pellets and surprisingly, it was the karate girl who got eliminated with a good bunch of hits.
"Fuck...I swear I was going to beat that karate girl." Yuri complained.
"You mean that girl from the old Crows?" Penny questioned, sure that her friend was having a heated moment.
"Yes, her style's as weak as her outfit!"
"Uh..."
Penny saw the pure anger in Yuri's eyes.
"...I'm going to avenge you by doing pretty good in this challenge!" Penny's determined shone through as she declared it.
Yuri was doing the angriest thumbs up she could, as Dawn wanted to say something.
"Your fate this time around is to...make changes in this place." Dawn told Penny, willingly dropping some info. "I can really sense it!"
"Doing pretty good's a change already...okay, bye!" Penny didn't really care that much about the fateful prediction, as she sprinted out of the place.
*Yuri's confessional*
The brown-haired legend punched the outhouse.
"...I'm not mad now, but I swear Sakura seems like too much of a dumbass to realise that she's in the middle of reality show life and death right now. Like she could be very cool, but...isn't."
*Confessional cut*
Penny sprinted onwards towards the forested zone of Pahkitew Island and it was still the coniferous zone, though it was a bit weirder thanks to the island's artificial nature.
Mostly because there was whole platforms that were up on the ground just made to be battle zones and...what it currently was being used for, one super-sized battle zone of platforms.
"Alright, got some more ammo and I'm the middle of some more shooting." Penny commented. "Great...please tell me it's not-"
"Aw yeah, bitch, what's up?" Riley just rolled right into the situation.
"You're almost half my age, that's what up!" Penny said.
"...Nah, bruh, I gonna need some help here!" Riley called out for some help, still shooting the paint towards whoever was doing it. "Got four people trying to kill me except they can't!"
"Cool, who are they?"
Penny and Riley both were going rumbled and tumbled by what could only be the best quartet in the game, as they were running together and hopping off the platform that said quartet was really on.
Riley was doing all of the shooting and Penny was...clearly outclassed by everything apparently, as she was hitting a lot of trees and a whole lot of nothing, mostly down to them moving as a unit.
"Hold on, you gotta support me over here!" Riley actually hit one of the quartet. "I ain't doing this by myself?"
"Then get off my butt please!" Penny comandded, unironically pushing him off.
In spectular fashion, the duo somehow get off scot-free with the shots, as there was random shots that was thrown around completely and random shots were actually right, as Riley...
...dodged with impressive gusto.
Penny and Riley were still shooting at random, but they were not bad at it...as the other quartet was also dodging and who were they finally standinng back in the challenge.
The quartet that was more in the game?
Giovanni, Papyrus, Sammy and Tifa, who are both bad at guns and really good at sudden friendships and though they were missing a teenager and a literal child, they were way faster than them.
*Giovanni's confessional*
He had a bit of a nervous smirk.
"Here's the game plan, I'm going to shoot those two...and then shoot her...and then shoot Penny, so that I can team up with my guy Riley!" Giovanni declared, as the pink haired guy smoking the place. "...He knows about guns and I've got the smoke!"
*Confessional cut*
The mostly random shots continued as they were starting to do some serious damage or rather, actual hitting the opponents with sudden shots that were plain messed up.
"Oh my god, I don't have the babies!" Papyrus got almost got hit in the bad area. "Wait, but the Great Papyrus does not need-"
"Please help, this game isn't getting any easier!" Sammy told them, as the blonde lady wasn't doing too bad.
"The Great Papyrus can't shoot anymore."
Papyrus was just a skeleton lying on the ground and he picked himself back up naturally.
"Typical Chris-" Sammy wanted to say something.
"...But he'll defend his and Giovanni's minions to the death!"
Papyrus actually came to support his ladies, as he got pelted with so many paint shots that were guarded with his own gun as Giovanni almost got hit several times in a row.
"My little minions, we'll hold the line!" Giovanni yelled, Papyrus raised his thumbs up. "Skullhead, do it!"
By this time, Sammy and Tifa were just gone, Penny and Riley were both watching the spectacle in front of them and the formation was completely done with the two eliminated boys.
And also got hit in the process, as he didn't move at all and Penny and Riley were looking at him weirdly, considering what had happened...right there, but they were indeed.
Completely confused.
"Y'all crazy." Riley said. "I like that."
"Thank you! You wanna join our group of villains? We have benefits!" Giovanni declared, as Penny Proud went up to do the slap.
"Nah, bruh, I've alredy got my own bunch of homies! We're villains!"
"We carry nicknames in here!"
"I already got my own...so I'm out!" Riley sprinted away, ready to own the rest of the competition. "We're in this, so I'm leading this bitch!"
"Who said we? I just wanted to help you and I did! Also you called me bitch!"
"What's up with that?"
"Pretty sure that your grandaddy would slap you. See ya!"
And just like that, Penny and Riley were...not on the same side again, as they were both looking for some ammo and trying to pull some kind of strategic move, since they were from the same team.
But in better places, the newest and oddest alliance in the game were really doing the real life equilvalent of doing numbers, as Azula and Pinstripe were combining their minds, their guns and their frustrations at their friends to really take some hits.
Especially since Yumeko was...surprisingly good with the gun and Coachman was...fucking up in spectular fashion, practically being carried at this point.
"Wow, who knew that shooting people would be so much fun! Not as fun as gambling!" Yumeko exclaimed. "You should really keep up with us three."
"Well, well, I don't have to use a gun, but I'm decent with a knife. But I could paint this place red if this was an honourable place!"
Pinstripe, Yumeko and Azula were trying to not laugh, only posing with the most serious face in the game and Coachman's ridiculous smirk...did not help.
"But it is not! I would've turned them into donkeys, apparently that's against the rules...even if some fool's throwing a paint covered rock!"
"Yeah, that's great." Pinstripe remarked. "Your aim is terrible, old man!"
"Yes, thank you!" Coachman yelled, thinking about life and strategy quite seriously. "...But what if I could piggyback on someone-"
"Snake. You're thinking about Snake." Pinstripe practically interrupted the idea. "Also, Yumeko came up with it first!"
"And it's a good idea to steal and no, I was not thinking of Snake...though I don't really know who."
Azula had better sense than to interrupt the arguement, as the best ideas took some time to fully form and right now, they had bigger things to do right down in the snow-covered, yet yarm place.
Mostly due to with some well-aimed shots that were coming from the previously mentioned super spy, a samurai and a bounty hunter with shorts who did not care for the new quartet.
Azula quite easily dodged it, Pinstripe rolled out of the way, Coachman...used his magic whip to stop the paintballs from hitting him and Yumeko was definitely low down to the ground.
"Hey, idiots! We're going to stop your run right there." Samus calmly remarked, hopping down onto the ground.
"Can't believe you stole my line, pretty lady!" Pinstripe aimed his paintball tommy gun...close to Samus.
Samus and Pinstripe were doing a battle of attrition, throwing some shots around and then having a lot of near misses in the place, but Samus was practically unhittable at this point.
Azula was fighting Samurai Jack, both going blow to blow to prove who could take the first shot, mostly because they were lacking in ammo and the fiery kicks were being parried by the magic sword.
Snake and Coachman should have been an easy win for either one of them, but thanks to...some reality show miracle, the super soldier's close quarters attacks didn't really move the old man, but the old man's whip was completely stopped.
And it looked very hilarious...and it got topped when Snake went on top of the old man, leading to him getting grabbed by the old man himself.
"And I intended that!" Coachman proudly stated. "Now you'll win with me."
"...Okay, I've had knockout gas. Letting you ride onto the top 8 would be hilarious..."
Snake then pulled out his paintball gun.
"...but I'm not in a joking mood!"
"Oh."
Snake just blasted the old man in the head with some paint and then quite literally...flipped him over in embarrassing fashion, complete with another shot to confirm the obvious.
Coachman was just plain eliminated just like that, as his other three alliance members looked not surprised by that move and just like anything in life, there was an exchange of equilvalent value.
"I have failed you two, but I have tried my best." Samurai Jack's robe was painted red.
"Yes, you may try, but you will never stand against the might of me and the Fire Nation, once we rise!" Azula gloated, as the fire lady also threw a little something at Samus.
Luckily she dodged that and the fire fight was happening.
"By the way, there's still 41 contestants left in the game!"
*Snake's confessional*
He was...smiling weirdly enough.
"...Is this is what comedy is? Because it's not funny as his plan to somehow get me to the top eight through a piggyback ride!" He chuckled. "Someone really needs to get some sleep."
*Azula's confessional*
"Sorry, Coachman, I will take my personal victory and prove to Sokka that I'm worthy of his subguation and my mother that I am worthy of her love! If she's alive!" Azula darkly shouted, somewhere in between losing her mind and sanity.
*Confessional cut*
Leshawna and her crew met up with some other people in the last part of this episode and things were actually a lot wilder than that...mostly down to a lot of people somehow finding each other in this area.
And entire gameplans were being blown up in a few shots, especially since they were in the middle of the wetlands and no-one cared about their shoes getting wet.
Dante was just racking up kills at this point.
"Why y'all moving towards the whitest white guy! He ain't capping with those guns!" Leshawna yelled.
"Because we need to-" Min Min tried to say something, but she got pelted. "-Oh, gosh, I got hit. I got hit!"
"These people are a bit too crazy for my style!"
"I know."
While Leshawna was hiding from the shots and Min Min along with Mai both got eliminated thanks to Dante going wild, Muscle Man got rocked with his fat muscles thanks to Heavy's random assist.
Muscle Man looked like he was dead, even though he managed to dodge Harley's swing from the top...complete with the paint stains on his chest.
Harley managed to get wrecked from Heavy being in the area, not caring and the gun outsmarting her lack of a gun and she was not happy about it and there was still a lot of paint being thrown around.
And Piccolo was definitely not having it, when he instant tranmissioned to avoid one paint fight...and got directly smacked in the middle of another one.
"This is not comedic! This is stupid!" Piccolo yelled.
"My guy, you should've looked everywhere! Do you know who else looked everywhere?" Muscle Man remarked, right before ducking some of the paint. "My mom!"
"Your mother really did raise a good son. This is still bullshit."
"You're just mad that I'm playing different!"
And while that was happening, he managed to nail a Soma that was passing by for no other reason and the cook looked like he couldn't have cared less about the comeptition.
Dante, Leshawna, Squirrel Girl, Heavy, Muscle Man and Khun were the six that were causing a lot more chaos than anyone and themselves anticipated, but they were in this for one reason.
To prove some guy (who may not matter) wrong with some smacks of a gun.
"Oh my god, you guys, you are not gonna believe that there's only 38 of you left and now it's 36! Man, campers, you should've done that a while ago, 'cause this challenge is taking a bit too long!"
And that announcement just flipped an switch in some of the players, mostly due to the host trying to speed it up.
"Bro, shut up! Making masterpieces takes time!" Muscle Man shouted, as he started unloading on the other guys.
"What master piece?! You just shoot tree." Heavy remarked, then laughing as he managed to do another take down.
"Man, shut up!"
Right after that, Muscle Man war cried his way towards Heavy, who just unloaded a few bullets of paint and of course, Heavy laughed even harder.
"Your aim terrible, as typical of American!" Heavy declared.
"Bro, you've got a problem or something?" Muscle Man just got hopped on by Khun. "Oh, you got a problem too?!"
"No...anyways, see ya!" Khun remarked, as the white-haired former prince was just taking in the bullets in the suitcase for some multiplication.
Muscle Man's back was still in good shape, but he still knew that he was out.
Khun, however, was trying to attack the girl was who climbing a tree.
And also trying to use her squirrels to get the gun off Khun, as the guy didn't really know how to use the gun that well and Monkey Joe and his crew was really doing the classic move.
Squirrel Girl was actually trying to get up, close and personal with Khun, as the squirrels were definitely helping to the extra ammo that got pulled out of the suitcase.
"Thanks for the extra ammo!" Squirrel Girl shouted. "Seriously...these are real, right?"
"Mmmm-hmmm."
Squirrel Girl just took it into her stride and took the extra ammo, as Khun was smirking and she carefully...tried to make sure that Khun couldn't really shoot, but the extra ammo acted a little bit different.
Just like she expected, it disappeared...and all of the squirrels were surprised.
Surprised enough that Khun managed to get free and take a point-black shot with a confident smile on your face, as he looked like he could have cared less.
"Wait, what the hell? That really was your plan?" Squirrel Girl asked.
"Yes." Khun fired at Squirrel Girl's...hair.
There was a bit of awkward silence, as Khun moved out of the conversation space with his extra ammo, Squirrel Girl was scratching her hair and Muscle Man was screaming in dissapointment.
"Actually, where's Leshawna? She was definitely here with Dante...which means she's out of the competition!" Squirrel Girl was practically sprinting towards...nothing apparently. "And I'm already out, so you can go with our white-haired guy!"
"Thanks for another gun that I have."
Khun just dropped into the infinite briefcase, as Squirrel Girl looked into it and noticed the actual lack of a bottom.
"Where did you even get this, because I want one!" Squirrel Girl practically screamed it out. "Do you know how many nuts I could put in."
"...No." Khun then ran towards wherever Dante was.
Dante was doing a little bit of a police brutality, because Leshawna was from the only one to get smacked by some paint...as there was two others that didn't have the best time here.
"Can't believe you're here! You had no idea what was going through my mind." Leshawna was obviously covered in paint.
"Yes, I did. This guy either must be a powerful demon or very uncool, because he got me from all of the way over there!" Ryuko complained, paint-covered and looking pretty ridiculous.
"No, he's just built different."
"Bullshit, he's not just built different. He's a demon that's fighting different!"
*Ryuko's confessional*
"I swear to fucking god, that guy did a backflip and then shot me with style! As much as that would suck doing that to anyone, sometimes, you've gotta make more friends than the angry black-haired chick." The black-haired heroine was very serious about the new friend. "And Leshawna, she's no Mako, but she's good."
*Confessional cut*
The two may have wanted to get up, but due to either Chris being a sadist or poor design, they weren't really in the mood to get up with all of their sudden weight that apparenrtly made sense.
Dante was just spinning his guns looking for the next victim of ridiculous power barely contained by a gun and the victim showed in hilarious fashion, as Khun walked in.
Literally walked in to try and avoid getting decimated, using his briefcase of cloned guns to...do something, which would've worked with anyone else, but this was not anyone else.
This was the Son of Sparda, who was currently shooting the other white-haired man on his pretty nice shoes.
"How many guns do you actually have?" Khun asked seriously, still blocking with the briefcase.
"More than anyone needs, pretty sure of that." Dante then did something very cool.
Dashed fast enough to smack Khun head on with the gun and paint him.
"You are having way too much fun with this, but I'll take my defeat."
"That's literally the only thing you could do! Alright, I'm gonna go to some random place." Dante remarked. "Besides, I've got a witch to find!"
"Hope you do that." Khun didn't look remotely impressed, as Dante launched off at speed.
*Heavy's confessional*
He was a little bit scared.
"Imagine white-haired guy with friends back home. Would kill them all like hot knife through butter and the butter can't move, but knife flies at light speed." Heavy said. "Real stupid, but really cool."
*Confessional cut*
"My gosh, Dante's going crazy with...every move, besides upsetting quite a few people, speeding up this challenge quite a bit!" Chris announced. "Ryuko, Khun, Muscle Man, Squirrel Girl, Leshawna, Samurai Jack, Coachman and...Basil are gone, which is not that insane."
JFK were actually going their own guys and were doing things like being ridiculously good at this challenge for another reason that had nothing to do with video games.
JFK shot everything and a lot of the players that were in the way...had to deal with him being up against Heavy and Hsien-Ko, since they were formerly on the same team.
"What are you doing with that broad, she's my lady!" JFK yelled, blowing his game up.
"Er, I'm not and I don't want to be around you...I apologise." Hsien-Ko was hiding behind Heavy.
"Don't apologise. He's stupid American." Heavy was still unloading the paint on JFK's own side.
"And you're Russian, because you're a very communist...er uh...dumb guy with awesome muscles!" JFK kept on shooting, as the brown-haired clone dodging another torrent on shots. "The mouse guy learned that."
"I'm still alive-" Basil remarked.
"Shut up. Hey, pretty lady, come up here and get the full blood-sucking...if you know what I mean!" JFK yelled at Hsien-Ko, who was coming to swing the paint.
"Hold up, I don't want any of that!" Hsien-Ko came in to throw some paintballs from her massive arm, but she got shot in record time. "Wait, what the hell!"
"...So, uh, we can bone together now?"
Hsien-Ko and JFK just looked at each other, as Heavy just took the opportunity and eliminated the American clone.
"No, but I stopped your game."
"I'll bet you change your mind...since I got this!"
JFK's washboard abs, perfectly crafted to be some of the best abs in existence was shown to an unimpressed Hsien-Ko.
"No fatties...did you forget to wipe it off?"
"It's a policy, babe!"
As with Heavy and his reign of big gun terror, he was just looking for some more faces to wreck and some more players that sucked at the game, especially the...other people.
He was just running at life in general, as the big soldier was genuinely excited for what other pair of dumb guys would run at him.
And then he noticed that Sammy and Tifa were wearing red that got him real excited, even if they were currently behind a rock and he was far behind them.
"I'm not quiet." Heavy knew that he was trying to copy the Spy.
But he had one thing that the Spy didn't have.
A massive fucking gun that just went places, as Sammy soon realised when she turn around and went for the big guy.
*Sammy's confessional*
Sammy felt a lot of pressure.
"I might not be as good as Amy's sister, but I do want to go out trying my best as Sammy...in here. Not sure what to do against a man that big, but Amy wouldn't know either." She said, sure of her attempt.
*Confessional cut*
Sammy tried to go under the shots, crouching under the paintballs and trying to side-step the shots that Heavy was taking and in the end, she did the cartwheel and ended up getting pelted with the paintballs.
"I did my best, Amy! No-one's going to complain about that!" Sammy shouted.
"...Oh yeah, you got terrible sister." Heavy stopped for a second, as Sammy took his hand and get up.
"Something tells me that I'm gone." Sammy said, as she was...picked up by Izzy. "What the-"
"Alright, guys, bye!" Izzy just disappeared as soon as she came, as Heavy kept on running after Tifa, who was quite easily out manouvering him in the moment.
Heavy ran for a little bit, as Tifa was coming back with a speedy dive kick from a tree that put the hurt in his face...but not really in his own arms, but the fighting didn't really stop there.
Tifa then started spraying at Heavy, though she clearly didn't have gun exprience with the several wide shots that were going for random people and Heavy was real focused on the goal.
"I'm about to kick revolutionary sexy lady off!" Heavy bragged.
"Are you se-"
And then Tifa was eliminated...along with someone else that was walking out of the bush that rolled right onto the ground, as Catalina Alves came out to respresent all women (it said so on her satirical headband.)
"Oh my god, it's a Russian pig!" Catalina yelled. "Eat paint, estupido-"
And she was also eliminated as well.
"I cut off sentences. Is a good day to be me!"
*Catalina's confessional*
The spicy Mexican lady was pissed...as usual.
"Oh my god, this guy thinks he's going to get away with cutting a lady off and doing all of that bullshit. After the next challenge, he's going down like some kind...uh borscht...bull! Yeah, the borscht bull!"
*Confessional cut*
"Damn, some little kid's shooting the game wide open, because she's owning so many people that are literally twice her size! Dude, that's gotta be painful for them!"
Tanya practically was confidently shooting a lot in the zone that was practically a magnet to so many people and since she was a child soldier, it was very obvious.
It was like an actual line of madness, as there was a few people that poked out their hands and almost got shot several times in a row and right now, the few remaining remembers of the Crows were either going big or going home.
Shego tried to swipe at the 13-year old soldier and then got completely blown up with a massive shot, as Tanya smirked at her...and also at
"No way we're getting through without getting painted." Riku said. "These two are...really looking."
"Thank you for your very useful remark." Noah then explained the plan. "Tanya's clearly the better shot, but Heavy's confidence in his gun is also quite dangerous, so we need to avoid them before."
"Yeah, but I can fly. What's the problem?" Riku asked.
"You're too slow-" Noah got slapped stronglt by Giovanni and Papyrus.
And the drama player groaned in pain.
"Yeah, that's not a wise decision! You're ready to kick some serious ass like us with a plan!" Giovanni bragged, technically out of the game. "It's the Great Papyrus, the man with the lav-acid and the drama beater!"
"US VILLAINOUS FRIENDS ARE GOING TO WIN!" Papyrus finished off the humble brag...that was a straight brag.
Giovanni and Papyrus just got up...as Noah wasn't surprised, more disappointed and Riku was ready to join the two that were standing, extra gun just in case.
"Okay, Riku, use your head. The only reason you're alive is because you decided to play lame and win games." Noah explained. "Tanya's literally got the age and military service on you."
"But does she have light on her heart?" Riku really asked.
"Does that even matter, though?"
"...I think it does!"
At this point, Riku joined his fellow compadres in a very bad situation, as the three of them were getting outgunned by Tanya and Noah...was trying to look for an opening with his eyes.
Riku came in swinging (quite literally, too), as Papyrus was blowing his smoke off and Giovanni was boosting it with the lav-acid and nothing was hitting Tanya, but Tanya wasn't hitting them either.
"I can't believe they just helped me for no reason." Noah whispered to himself, as the Indian-Canadian guy rose up to flank towards the side.
The drama beater himself tried to slide around Tanya's shots, but there wasn't any shots and he slid himself right onto the floor and out of the game.
"I should've known-" Noah noticed that the smoke was cleared and his former teammates were taking a three-pronged approach. "Seriously, you guys are eliminated, there's no need to defend the rest of them!"
"They can't hit all of us..." Papyrus threw out a blue bone. "...Especially not the human Riku!"
Riku kinda forgot what it was about, as Giovanni was ready to throw out more of the Lav-Acid towards Tanya, who was not panicking and managed to shoot the both of them during that move.
Giovanni's lav-acid wasn't even hot this time around, as the bullet got him before it went through the aura.
Papyrus' bone was slowly walked around and Tanya got the shot.
She may have shot three of the boys down, but Riku was very high up in the air and this time around, he dived down onto the ground...straight down even...as the blue bone barely missed and Riku got painted up in the face.
Riku landed confidently.
"I hope that was worth being in darkness." Riku remarked, laying down on the ground.
"No, I don't want to join your religion." Tanya answered through gritted teeth. "I'm fine being in the darkness if that's what I mean."
"...That's not what I mean."
"Might as well be."
*Riku's confessional*
He was super serious about his own words.
"She's definitely like me a few years ago. Steeped in darkness, trusts some suspicious people and acting like she is not going to regret it in five years...and now I'm in the light, I acted like a dumb guy."
*Confessional cut*
"Yo, there's 30 contestants left and I swear all of the most dramatic people are surviving this competition...or people that could shoot, but I could care less!"
Tails, Reg and Bayonetta may not have been a trio that would have been seen practically anywhere, but this show is an impossibility smasher on its own right.
Especially since Michiru and Nobara vs Bayonetta was not a fight that just anyone could witness, but it was witnessed by two children.
"I don't care how good looking you are, you're going to stop flipping and you're going to lose!" Nobara was shooting paint pellets with her hammer.
"Don't worry, with that hammer of yours, I'll be dancing practically forever." Bayonetta casually taunted the jujutsu sorcerer, spinning her paintball gun around.
Bayonetta and Nobara were casually giving each other the sass, dodging each other's things that were shot quite wildly and there was a spin on the tall witch's side and a quick dodge on the teen sorcerer's side.
"Hold up...you're holding back, I know it."
"Yes, but I do actually like having a fair fight." Bayonetta said.
"Well yeah and I'll go all out."
Nobara bragged as she managed to hammer out another paint bullet and all of a sudden, it was like Bayonetta suddenly ran a lot faster than her...heck a lot faster than what was reactable.
Bayonetta activated that Witch Time, as she went straight for Nobara's own neck and nailed it in a few shots.
And just like that, she deactivated it and Nobara noticed that she was out of the game and the witch lady smirking.
"That's total bullshit, you used your super speed!" Nobara yelled. "...Well played."
"You got mad because you asked. My god." Bayonetta wasn't even mad, as she was genuinely in a good mood.
"Well, then take down your white-haired rival. He's clearly on your mind...or something."
"...Thanks."
Michiru was up against Tails and Reg and they were definitely within the same area, as while Reg was trying to protect Tails with his own body, Michiru actually got a good assist from Shego.
In these woods, it is quite good to get a blindside from someone and Shego just so happened to be that someone who could not care less about her teammate, considering she was about to swipe her gun.
Problem was...Tails got prepared and when he's prepared, a drone with paint comes out of nowhere and Shego just so happened to be in the way.
Shego got double-timed right before Michiru smashed the drone from a distance.
"Okay, then, I guess I'll leave." Shego said. "You're pretty much toast."
"Have my back."
As Michiru said this, she was currently stuck to a tree and in the middle of trying to crawl as fast as she could to avoid the still-flying drone that was running actual circles around her.
Tails was a little bit nervous about his drone and it was only for one simple reason...Michirun poked a really thorough hole in it, practically swatting it down without even touching it.
Bayonetta was gone by, as was Nobara, so it was down to Tails and Reg and Reg knew that something weird was coming.
"And yo, there are twenty-six people left in the game! And guess what, they are definitely not JFK, Sammy, Tifa, Catalina, Noah, Giovanni, Riku, Nobara...and Shego, because they are out for real!"
"Look out, Tails!" Reg shouted. "Your thing's gonna-"
And the robot kid was distracted by the random announcement and Tails hiding under the rock.
Reg got splatted as a consequence and Michiru...slipped on the paint and also got eliminated.
"No way...I'm out of the game. I'd thought I would do much worse!" Reg wasn't really miffed at the loss. "I don't think anyone's going to vote for me."
"Uh...sure, you can believe it. The competition's going crazy, who knows what player could be voted off! But..."
Reg looked at his two-tailed friend.
"...it was more fun with you anyways, so let's not get dramatic or anything."
"Yeah...you have fun." Reg was a bit nervous.
*Shego's confessional*
She was busy looking at random villains on...paper.
"I finally find someone, took me nearly 2 hours and I got shot on my first time because some genius decided to play games. Okay, sure, I won't try to make it personal."
*Reg's confessional*
The kid wasn't scared.
"If anyone can make it to the top 8 of...this challenge, Tails can do it! He's got that feeling, which I know isn't much, but he's really smart and very friendly."
*Confessional cut*
"25 players left in the game and some of them have either made the game theirs or are having the wackiest time on Pahkitew's underground! Find out after the break!"
To be continued in the final part of the paintball survival challenge and this time in reverse order...who's eliminated from the game and you can guess from deduction, who's still in:
(73rd to 67th): Aisling, Mystique Sonia, Soma, Kasumi, Eva, Kyo and Tanjiro
(66th to 57th): Rock, Clover, Nicole, Ryuko, Darkness, Oikawa, Tiny Tina, Luigi & Satori Tendo
(57th to 48th): Basil, Lowain, Deadpool, Tiana, Pit, Miko, Legoshi, Scott Pilgrim, Dawn & Yuri
(47th to 40th): Giovanni, Papyrus, Min Min, Muscle Man, Harley Quinn, Piccolo, Coachman, Samurai Jack
(39th to 31st): Squirrel Girl, Leshawna, Ryuko, Khun, Hsien-Ko, JFK, Sammy, Tifa & Catalina
(30th to 26th): Noah, Riku, Nobara, Shego, Michiru & Reg
25 players remain and yes, Yumeko, Penny and Riley's are somehow safe contestants and yes, the next chapter is going to be wilder than you think!
Will Dante and Bayo...do their thing?
Will Penny somehow make it up to the top 8 and avoid elimination!
Will Pinstripe prove that he has got his shit together!
Will Heavy and Mikasa be correctly counted this time around?
Maybe in the next part.
