Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 16: Solo Royale!
Part 5: Warzone of Eliminations!

Long story short.

Someone's about to get messed up, actually, it's three someones and they are about to be subject of three different power votes...besides like seven other people.

And also, there's the other 13 that made it to Part 4, what's their votes and what's their deal?

Probably something stupid like being a hater or what not, so to finish this impromptu extra part for no reason...let's just go!

1602jaw, honestly, it was more inevitable...but my version of the rivalry's going to be very different (maybe it wasn't, but Everything 3 literally was on "hiatus" for 3 years, so it was similar to mine!) and I'm still glad you liked it.

Memeking, you bet that Bayonetta's going to pull some crazy moves with saving two of her old teammates. Aside from that, yeah, this short chapter's about to be as crazy as the challenge preceded it!

Swooce, hope you weren't disappointed with the result and I hope you and the rest of the viewers enjoy this chapter!

Oh yeah, I might have forgotten someone.


"Okay, so we're back in what could only be the loudest place on Earth or something, because I can barely hear myself." Chris was still clearly louder than everyone else.

"SNAKE! SNAKE! SNAKE!" About six or seven people yelled.

Unfortunately Snake was also sharing that opinion with his ears being...not the greatest at handling six or seven people shouting at the same time.

"What the hell, I won...yet I feel like a toilet bowl." Snake just gave his opinion, right before his girlfriend came up to them.

"Hey, don't worry about it. I don't know what they're doing either." Samus told him seriously.

The couple of the day just slinked away from Penny, Riley, Yuri, Tiana, Tanjiro and Aisling shouting some very different words, making it as though as they weren't say anything.

Snake and Samus were just sitting with the rest of the excited people in the location.

"You guys are kinda insane...as a duo and as players yourselves. Teach me what you know." Scott said, while he was eating a whole bunch of things.

"No, because it takes experience to wield weapons like these." Snake remarked. "And you look like you're not the type of guy to get that experience."

"Come on, I've seen the previous episodes and I play a ton of video games, I think I'm good!"

"Not really, you've gotta know to actually operate these things and it's less reload and more fixing things that you thought were broken."

"Yeah, I'll definitely...do that." Scott said, trying to seem quite serious. "...So, are they easy?"

Snake just crossed his arms serious as an answer, as Samus chuckled in the red-haired gamer's face...as Scott was pretty salty about the answer, but not even close to being as salty as the next guy.

Coachman might have gotten 42nd or 43rd (Joseph Joestar charmed a bear and hung out with it) which was practically mediocre compared to most of the rest of the season minus the donkey lettuce incident and people were ready to give this old villain some more misery.

"Sir, I have come here to inform you that you ain't shit, bro!" Muscle Man shouted.

"And that you're the epitome of mediocrity carried by his betters!" Basil, of course, had to make his diss a bit wordy.

Though it had an effect, it wasn't really the intended one, as the laugh could fill the whole place.

"You win some, you lose some...as you two should have said." Coachman was clearly tried to hide the anger. "But this was a minor case-"

Basil, Muscle Man and Legoshi clearly noticed that his skin was red and his smile...was not really one, so that could only mean he was seething, maybe malding and coping with his backfired plan.

"Damn, whoever said that must be laughing their butts off right now." Dante had to come in to make it full circle. "See you completely ignore that!"

"Holy shit, you think you've won, you think you're one step ahead of me?" Coachman asked. "Really, you can try your best, but I'm pretty sure you three and maybe some more people are going to turn into jackasses one day!"

"Alright, then, you better prove it next time." Muscle Man chuckled, as Dante high-fived him.

Muscle Man, Dante, Squirrel Girl and Harley were all generally high-fiving each other as they may not have been the best alliance and may not be the best players, but they all beat the old guy handily.

The old man sighed...got up and left the mess hall, bumping into one guy that should have won the competition if Chris didn't intentionally pull some kind of garbage.

Joseph Joestar was back and he was in the flesh and this was the time when the bell rung...really loudly and every contestant actually noticed him.

*Pinstripe's confessional*

The potoroo was pissed.

"If he yanks my chain one more time today, I'm 'bouta yank Joe's chain! Where the hell was there?"

*Lowain's confessional*

The blonde-haired cook looked ready.

"Alright, let's get down to it! Terry or Joseph wasn't in the last chapter, so...you know...this is starting to get a little bit sloppy." Lowain remarked. "Still not going to get eliminated, though!"

*Terry's confessional*

The blonde guy didn't look too deterred.

"Fuck, me and Joseph got together and starting doing things like not hitting anybody until we met up with that bear! Apparently, I'm ahead of Samus and Tails, which sounds crazy! That was one tough, robot bear!" Terry exclaimed, having some fun with the metallic wildlife.

*Confessional cut*

"Alright, campers, though we do have the three winners and the top 10, there's a few others that are also immune to elimination!"

The seventy-seven contestants were a little shocked to see that Tanya was smiling proudly, as Uraraka was a little bit nervous about her somewhat villainous teammate doing just that.

"Obviously, JFK, Hsien-Ko, Rapunzel and Scott can't be voted for...fairness reasons and to keep things simple! So is Joseph, who's actually in eleventh due to the bear incident!" Chris announced. "Seriously, though, you got blown up."

Joseph was genuinely surprised, as Snake had a confident grin.

"So I did hit someone!" Snake exclaimed.

"Yeah, that was a good hit. Sorry for being boring!" Joseph remarked.

"Cool, I don't care! That means that 15 people are immune and the rest of you are up for elimination and three of them...have to be chosen by our delightful top 3, so let's just make this quick, campers!" Chris gave the super soldier some space. "Mikasa?"

"Let's just make this quick. Piccolo is the most powerful person here, so he has to go." Mikasa explained, as the slayer didn't look too interested in explaining a lot. "Piccolo has absurd strength and he can fly, that is all."

"What do you mean, that is all?! There's much stronger players, hell even Sammy's more powerful than me here!" Piccolo shouted, trying to make a case...of something.

"And you're not dumb, so if you wanted to, you could wreck the game." Mikasa said, going back to eating the questionable food.

"I AM NOT THAT TYPE OF PERSON!"

Piccolo was ready to come in swinging, but then Chris just patted the green alien's back to stop him from swinging.

"Okay, Piccolo, you're eliminated! Bayonetta, you've got someone to vote out?"

The witch was making the thinking pose directly towards the person that she wanted to eliminated, as Oikawa was...less than pleased at the extravagant move.

"Oikawa thinks he's a genius and unlike practically everyone else here, he is very much not one...just some volleyball player with a big head!" Bayonetta explained, practically taunting the guy. "And he's clearly trying to pull some scheme of trying to be more likeable to people don't vote him off."

"What scheme? I think people like me a lot!" Oikawa asked.

"Then ask them, dumbass."

"Really, do you guys like me?"

The odd conversation just got a lot of people paying attention and a good chunk of the Swordfishes' hands were raised, as he scoffed at the witch.

"See, they do." Oikawa said. "Can we just move onto the super soldier guy?"

"I would not, but this show's gone long enough! Snake, have you get your own choice?" Chris announced. "...Snake?"

Snake wasn't really deep in thought, but he was definitely thinking about who would be a problem-

"Harley Quinn. I'm voting for Harley Quinn." Snake told the contestants.

"Oh, what?!" Pinstripe exclaimed.

"Fuck that." Harley obviously disagreed.

"Like you're clearly not in the mood and on top of that, you're perfect to put into any alliance that you want to join because you hit somebody, synergize with them well and generally become unavoidable." Snake explained, as though he was making a essay. "Sooner or later, you'll jump off like a leech and play your own game."

And he knew that he was practically goading the jester into throwing a punching and just like that, she really make Snake take the hit.

Unfortunately, he took the hit really well.

"Sorry, Harley, you gotta join the other two eliminated contestants! RIP Piccolo and Oikawa, they had some funny moments...okay, you guys in the top 30 vote for two more people to go, that's it!" Chris announced. "Snake, who are you keeping safe?"

"Samus and Tanjiro, obviously." Snake answered.

"Thank you for the save!" Tanjiro stood around like he had something prepared.

"Alright, campers, I'm going to sort out my beautiful faces. See ya at the ceremony!" Chris just left the place, obviously in the mood for some makeup.

*Harley's confessional*

She was very livid.

"One thing I was not expecting was to get called out by some guy who does espionage to save the world! Legit did not expect that and honestly, Yumeko deserves to go into the trash! She betrayed us for the gamble and then I got eliminated all because she wanted some crazy bullshit!" Harley took a breath, pulling out her hammer threateningly. "Screw her, I'm going back to Gotham!"

*Oikawa's confessional*

The volleyball player was actually very appreciative.

"You know what, even if I may have kinda lost my mind. I now realise that not every opportunity is a bad one, but this one was definitely one of them...I like a few people, but that's not going to stop me from purusing the volleyball dream...especially because I was involved in this!" Oikawa exclaimed, clearly in the know. "Also, this show sucks for getting girlfriends...a bit."

*Piccolo's confessional*

The Namekian dude sighed.

"I mean, I am pretty strong and not a lot of people outside of my team would trust me, but Mikasa is really trying to throw some questionable accusations around! I'm not exactly the type of betray people and there's much bigger ones in my old team, let alone the rest of the competition...but I'd rather not deal with them." Piccolo kept things simple, as he wasn't really mad...just not pleased.

*Confessional cuts*


In other news, it was arguably game time for the couples that were still in the competition...as there was very important things going on in the middle of the impromptu hall that was the bunch of wood that was carried.

"My god, what are those?!" Deadpool shouted in annoying fashion.

"Two lovebirds saying...stuff." Joseph didn't really have thoughts. "There's so much nothing to be said."

He was kinda right, as Rock and Clover were the leaders of waffling.

"So, uh, you wanna make some love in...the toilet!" Rock said, having a dumb smile. "I meant...have a moment in the toilet?"

"...No, like, we're not at that stage yet." Clover replied right back, chilling too much. "But we're getting there, so I want listen to your songs."

"Okay."

Though the couple were far from the only duo in the place, there was definitely an air of dumbness towards it and that allowed for the most obvious strategy.

Just whispering for no reason on the other side of a window that was hastily made, as the alliance of four that had defined the game in two opposite ways...several days ago.

"So, who do you want us to vote for? We're dying to know, oldie." Pinstripe remarked. "Since you know-"

"Yes, yes, who else do you think would be voted for? Obviously me." Coachman remarked, as Ryuko and Hsien-Ko were just standing there ready to do some evangelism for haters. "But no-one would expect Riku and I get the feeling he knows what I really am."

Pinstripe was a little bit peeved, as Yumeko and Azula wasn't that surprised to see a game plan.

"-Did you not hear what I was going to say?" Pinstripe asked, as Coachman was rather excited. "I wanted to say that I heard that Dante's going wild."

"With what?" Coachman asked mockingly.

"The random-ass votes. Guy's going for Dawn...which makes sense." Pinstripe said. "She can literally could read everyone and read Dante, so..."

"...he obviously got offended, so he decided to vote for her. Because having a confrontation with you is his goal, obviously." Azula crossed her arms. "Honestly, don't you think those immunity idols are going to run out eventually with how you've been sucking."

"Yeah...you've been a bit shit these past rounds." Pinstripe just told him like a friend. "And you do know how to not be a bit shit."

"Yes, I do, so I will!" Coachman shouted with only the fakest of smiles. "Those blokes and ladies are just a couple of jackasses just waiting for someone like me to realise what they are."

Pinstripe and Azula was just genuinely astounded at how confident the old guy was at...his chances in the competition, as Yumeko just came back with a whole bunch of paper.

"So, did he say something absurd?" Yumeko was quite literally stacking up pieces of paper. "Alright, I won these pieces of paper that apparently reveal something when I light it up!"

"...Okay, great." Pinstripe said.


In other news-

-oh, there's just the elimination ceremony, the candles were lit, the sticks were set up and there was a ton of seats in the place that were set up...but only ten faces that were worried for their potential elimination.

Aisling was a bit nervous for obvious reasons.

Coachman was borderline disinterested in the elimination.

Dawn wasn't confused, which was half of the reason why Aisling was a bit nervous.

Yuri was a bit mad at the votes that was counted, as Sakura was looking a little bit jealous at how not nervous that the karate girl was.

Papyrus was genuinely nervous at how he apparently had gotten so many votes.

Riku was...for lack of a better word...sure that he got messed around.

Shego and Noah both shared their lack of surprise at how many of the potential eliminated contestants were previously from the Crows, the team of all time.

Soma was...definitely sitting on the stumps, though he looked like he could have cared less...but barely cared regardless.

Eva looked like she had thrown some punches.

"Alright, campers, you ten had at least one vote to your name and honestly, some of you are becoming regulars to the elimination ceremony! Got eight marshmellows for non-haters and the haters will never return...this season!"

"Do not worry, I am not a hater. But I sense something uncouth in this elimination." Dawn whispered to Yuri, who deliberately ignoring her. "Oh, that must have been obvious."

Yuri nodded.

"Okay, there's a whole bunch of people with one vote that are worth mentioning for that alone."

There was definitely not a lot of sound in the place.

"Soma, Shego, Aisling, Sakura and Yuri, you four share one vote to your name!" Chris just saw the four of them be given their marshmellows and being happy with it.

"Okay, who voted for me! I want some names!" Yuri yelled.

"Can I help-" Shego wanted to asked...but Chris had slightly better things to do.

"The next two people have two votes to their names..."

Eva was looking quite angry at the votes that weren't going her way, as Dawn kept herself serene and calm.

"...Dawn..."

Dawn just kept on meditating as she grabbed the marshmellow.

"...and Eva!"

"Finally, something good! And looks like another good thing's about to happen!" Eva was practically yelling at this point, as Noah looked at her incredulously. "Fu-"

"Okay, one of you has four votes! And the other two have five votes each!" Chris announced. "Unsurprisingly, the two to be voted off are..."

Coachman was...oddly shaken, though the audience was barely able to tell from his displeased face.

Riku was taking a look at the old man, as he managed to figure it out.

Papyrus was looking very shocked, as the guy's mouth had been open for a whole minute.

"I don't have lungs!" Papyrus yelled.

And just for that comment, the tension got extened by an significant amount and the three contestants were sitting there, getting less and less tolerant of the host.

"...Papyrus and Riku!"

"OH SHIT! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THE GREAT PAPYRUS HAS BEEN VOTED OFF...and is this what a villain feels like?" Papyrus literally jumped up to shout this.

Riku couldn't even bother to say anything, as Coachman smugly grinned right at the Keyblade wielder and the annoying shout stopped his train of thought.

"Giovanni, what happened?!" Papyrus shouted. "You said you would protect me!"

"...Wait, he did?" Riku asked. "Don't exactly remember."

"NOOOO! You cannot do this to me!" Papyrus got pushed towards the Dock of Shame.

"Pretty sure he can and I think the votes turned against you." Riku told Papyrus. "I did make it pretty far for not doing that much in this thing and...it really sucks that Sora isn't here!"

The two of them were ushered off to the boats where Piccolo, Harley and Oikawa were all hanging out with their lugagge and the five contestants were about to be eliminated and...the rest of the contestants were still shocked.

Mostly Shego for one specific reason.

"I can't believe you're way better than you're supposed to be! How you were not eliminated ten challenges ago for the dumbest strategy...of all time." She said rather casually. "I'm both impressed, but I'm not joining you."

"...It's really obvious, my green lady. Lead them into water and they'll...drink the water, as I have figured." Coachman answered rather proudly.

"I'm going to join the better group of villains! One who's leader doesn't suck." Shego just leaves the location.

"Yeah, I want to do that too!" Yuri declared.


Piccolo, Harley and Oikawa got eliminated through the power vote and Papyrus and Riku got eliminated through normal votes and so, they were riding on the most awkward yacht ever.

"Okay, you five are goners! Any last words for anyone that's waiting on the next episode?" Chris asked.

"Coachman's got a pretty big head and a lot of people don't really like him." Riku said. "Sooner or later, he's going to get exploited for...his fattiness."

"Actually, I want Giovanni to survive this challenge! I bet the old guy was behind my elimination, too!" Papyrus yelled, as Riku was just patting his head. "STOP THAT!"

"Okay, okay...fuck Yumeko for gambling my ass outta here, fuck Azula for going with it, fuck Muscle Man because he's annoying and fuck my elimination! This season's good, wish I could stay here for longer!" Harley went on a whole diatribe.

"...Yeah, my elimination sucked too." Piccolo kept things simple.

"Seriously, though, I got tricked to be here. And I hope that this show doesn't affect my volleyball career, even if I like most of these weird guys." Oikawa asked.

The five of them were quickly shot off on the sling-yacht and they were soon off the Dock of Shame.

"Okay, we've got 68 faces left in the game and still quite a few challenges before we're getting the cash! I did make a good episode, so you want more of that! Come back for more..."

And of course.

"...TOTAL DRAMA: ULTIMATE ISLANDS!"

And that was the end of this long, long episode.


To be continued in the next episode and the next challenge, where they're getting to grips with...being in smaller teams.

The 17th challenge is actually a mini-team challenge, more than preparing the contestants for the second act of the game with the wilder teams making up the part of the two second act teams!

Chef's here to sort of the new groups of four out and he's going to force them through the wringer for the next part of the competition!

Seriously, it's going to be a two-team game of madness and mayhem from Episode 18 onwards and I have not revealed the challenge, yet!

Piccolo, I don't really know what to do with him, even if he had a sort of father thing with Aisling!

Harley's another key elimination, you know shaking things up and is also very important to the plot with Dante's alliance down one member...so, yeah!

Oikawa, even though he's my favourite character in Haikyuu, would be the type of person to not want reality shows to ruin him! Also, there's bigger players now (Khun, Heavy, Tails and whatnot) and he ain't big enough to survive this elimination!

And finally, Riku!

I did the best that I could for him and his elimination is a little bit of foreshadowing, so stay tuned for what that resolves that plotline!


THE REAL LIST WITH THE ACTUAL RESULTS:

Also, five contestants will be goners, just to restore balance to the world.

(73rd to 67th): Aisling, Mystique Sonia, Soma, Kasumi, Eva, Kyo and Tanjiro
(66th to 58th): Rock, Clover, Nicole, Ryuko, Darkness, Oikawa, Tiny Tina, Luigi & Satori Tendo
(57th to 48th): Basil, Lowain, Deadpool, Tiana, Pit, Miko, Legoshi, Scott Pilgrim, Dawn & Yuri
(47th to 40th): Giovanni, Papyrus, Min Min, Muscle Man, Harley Quinn, Piccolo, Coachman, Samurai Jack
(39th to 31st): Squirrel Girl, Leshawna, Ryuko, Khun, Hsien-Ko, JFK, Sammy, Tifa & Catalina
(30th to 25th): Noah, Riku, Nobara, Shego, Michiru & Reg

-From this point on, they can vote and coincidentally, are eliminated in this chapter-

(24th to 21st): Riley Freeman, Pinstripe, Kipo Oak, Penny Proud &
(20th to 16th): Sakura Kuragano, Yumeko, Iori Yagami, Mai Shiranui & Sol Badguy
(15th to 11th): Samus, Tails, Terry Bogard, Joseph Joestar & Ochako Uraraka

-From this point, all of the following contestants are safe and the top three have some perks to them!-

10th: Tanya Degurechaff
9th: Storm Shadow
8th: Azula
7th: Sokka
6th: Cassie Cage
5th: Heavy
4th: Dante
3rd: Mikasa (power vote)
2nd: Solid Snake (power vote)
1st: Bayonetta (power vote & saving two people)