Total Drama: Ultimate Islands
Episode 17: The King of Campers
Part 4: Chef's Sword Stars!

Yeah, I got relationship troubles, meme apologia, Sokka avoiding getting dunked on and some others getting dunked on by their own dumbassery and even a few surprises that you shouldn't scroll down the chapter to read!

No, I'm serious, do not scroll down to see which four got eliminated this challenge, there's...nothing there, just read and review this thing and I will appreciate it (no matter if you say it's bad)

Okay, time to get serious.

I'm a black British guy, so yes, Riley saying the word is fine.

SIXTY-FOUR WILL REMAIN AFTER THIS AND whoever's going to be eliminated will have to work hard in the final challenge to not be!

1602jaw's review, I'm glad that you like Pit and Miko's relationship here...though it's probably because I focus on it the most. Anyways, for Coachman and Alastor's weird thing that they've got going it, the next two or three episodes should expand on it more and...Deadpool really had to do it to 'em.


"Welcome back, I hope you've got some popcorn because things are about to get spicy." Chris announced. "Without me, so it's not as spicy!"

The remaining twenty-five campers that were walking behind Chef Hatchet were not really that happy about their genuinely mediocre performance...especially Sokka's team of ridiculously overpowered former teammates.

"Give me a second to realise something? Are we simply not fast enough to put out something stupid?" Sokka asked, gritting his teeth. "Is it too slow?"

"My gosh, stop caring about not winning so far." Khun said. "All we need to do is survive."

"I don't want to survive! Do you see JFK surviving?"

"...Maybe if he didn't check who he was hanging out with."

"Doesn't matter...man, what do I do."

Sokka and Khun looked up at Heavy unclucking his actual gun, as the big Russian guy didn't really have anything to say and everything to gesture about their conduct.

Squad 6 all looked at the questionably obtained gun, as Heavy looked at them as though they weren't in a joke.

"It is fake gun...I realise that once I saw it." Heavy kept his determined face. "But I use gun like this before. You three babies get serious!"

Cassie didn't really say anything as she was thinking about whatever the next challenge was, as Chef was back into mixing the campers up.

*Cassie's confessional*

"Judging by the fact that Chef's one of the crazier veterans, I think there's going to be a mud-based obstacle course that involves all four of us tied together." She said, before grinning. "You know, something that doesn't injure people...yeah, right!"

*Khun's confessional*

The slightly douchy good guy was chilling.

"For the record, don't worry about us...but I'm definitely scared of Ryuko, because I'm pretty sure she found out about...my minor scheme." Khun stated. "She's going to be mad for, hopefully, not that long."

*Confessional cut*


"You guys like mud?" Chef asked, a lot of the campers approved.

"No, I like fashion!" Clover declared, as she got a horn to the face.

Where were the campers at?

A muddy obstacle course that wasn't steeped in mud as much as it was slathered with mud all over the course and though the campers were in one of Pahkitew's temperate zones, Chef was perched up on a platform that guaranteed that a sadist would enjoy this challenge.

And they were also on the same eastern side of Pahkitew, as the Junkyard Jetty was still visible from the hillside course.

"Pretty sure I could figure that one out from a mile away. Anyways, you squads are going to have to navigate the Highway of Mud...together!" Chef was watching for the angry reactions. "I don't care if you hate it or not, do it together and the first two to finish it are safe!"

"Uh, how-" Clover was still incredibly confused.

"Great, y'all need to get moving! With this rope, of course."

*Cassie's confessional*

The daughter of a Hollywood actor and a Special Force soldier was...not that surprised really.

"Damn, what a plot twist. Honestly, if there isn't some twist that appeals to some shady fella, this show's definitely having an off day...and nevertheless, us guys are sucking, so we shouldn't suck." Cassie stated.

*Confessional cut*

Squad 6 was actually way ahead of the rest for the virtue of all having people that knew what a crisis was and also ridiculously skilled.

"Hold up, since when are you so good with dealing with mud?" Khun asked. "Doesn't seem like it."

"...Shut your mouth, you frat boy wannabe." Cassie whispered to Khun.

"I was talking about Sokka." Khun just finished his statement, as Cassie just calmed down.

"Sorry..."

Cassie was willing to dish out the insults.

"...but you're still a frat boy wannabe."

"Guys, we've gotta win. We all look kinda weird to each other, but we've got skills that are kinda weird! Let's just move on." Sokka just made that up on the fly.

The sixth squad were still consistently crawling the muddy limbo section, the less muddy long jump and a lot of slippery twists and turns that was really mixing them up in the most literal sense.

By making them fall off and forcing their team off through the power of rope, Chef was getting a smile out of this and the sixth squad just got back up.

And as for the others...they weren't doing much better in many regards, Miko straight up smashing the whole team into a pole that, at least, didn't make them fall down.

All except one surprisingly and it wasn't exactly the most cohesive team either.

"Bruh, I've wanted to say this for a life, but your hair's gay as hell." Riley said.

"Do I look like I care, my hair fits my powers!" Giovanni declared, as...

...he was making the mud act a bit different with his powers, which somewhat made the turns and twists section of the course less slippery for them.

Nobara also didn't really care about falling over, as Shego just went with her and the other two were basically sliding.

They were making this chaotic team-up work, even if Riley was sliding along, Giovanni essentially cheated, Nobara pulled the team along and finally, Shego was at the back shooting at the other teams.

"Yeah, nigga, we're winning this!" Riley shouted. "We're gonna win this thing!"

"Are we, though? The guys in blue are gonna pass us." Shego said, as Squad 6 went ahead. "Actually, they did."

"All we gotta do is not lose, ain't that hard."

"Good enough for me...still not going to lose to some losers."

Squads 5 and 6, like their numbers, were pretty close to each other on the course, even if they were trying to send each other off the hurdles that were as slippery as ever.

Squad 16 was kinda in a bit of a pickle...through sheer willpower and fate being a comedy specialist, they were somehow tied up and also somehow in third place in spite of their predicament.

"Guys, you go left and I go right! This is some crazy shit, my guys!" Rock shouted. "Come on, rope, help me out here, man!"

"Rock, the rope's not alive and it's not stronger, so all we need to do is...cut it?"

Pit got an incredulous look from the rest of the squad.

"...I get it, that was the first thought I had, though."

"Don't worry about it, we just need to roll and we should be good." Rock just eased the tensions, as Miko knew what to do. "That's not what I meant-"

Pit, Rock and Clover got the washing machine treatment, as they were dizzy as all hell and through the power of raw momentum and Miko's surprisingly good technique, they weren't messed up.

And Miko was the only one that was not vomiting and Clover stopped after one thing.

"At least, my fashion's a bit cleaner!" Clover just shouted. "Still did you have to-"

"Shhhh...look..." Miko wanted the secret agent fashionista to look at her boyfriend, as Pit was back on track. "...We could be safe."

"They're literally a mile ahead, I can't really do anything." Clover said, as there was one thing that both Miko and Pit had. "Like, you two pull something!"

At the moment, Clover didn't have her gadgets (mostly because Jerry took them away and she would normally have her skills), but everyone aside from Rock had one thing.

Squad 17 could jump real good and all of them landed pretty well.

*Rock's confessional*

The rocker with the blonde hair was motivated.

"My feet may have been aching, but my mind was ready to be cream of the crop...or cream of the mud, man! And then I realised that the top two are miles away, but that's okay, just gotta put that mind into the next round." Rock was definitely smiling.

*Miko's confessional*

The purple-haired gamer was in there.

"...Ow, that was awesome! Okay, they may have all sorts of things and may be miles ahead, but we could still win this!"

*Confessional cut*

First and second place, though, were practically evenly matched and considering they had almost no beef with each other, it was bound to be one of those things going into the slide jump, the final section of Chef's hastily made muddy course.

Squads 5 and 6 were trying to make some good drama with each other.

"Oooh, who's going to take a bit more of the scraps right now!" Sokka shouted. "And I know who it's going to be!"

"Uh, maybe it's us because we're literally skating through this." Shego bragged, ready to take a swipe.

"You may skate, but we can jump-"

"Shut up."

They weren't really moving much...until they did at speed, practically slipping off the ramp with some serious jumps and just like that, they made some clean jumps besides one member.

And that one member was in the back for Squad 6 and the member was in the very middle of Squad 5 and hilariously, they both made it their worth in...

...hilarity.

No matter how high both squads jumped, they both smacked head first into the finish line thanks to them both not having the greatest balance in the world.

"Congrats, you both tied! And still safe! Squads 5 and 6 aren't on the chopping block, but the rest of you are really on there! But there's only one more squad that will pass before..."

Chef just wanted to put in a dramatic pause, while the two finished squads got up.

"...THE FREE-FOR-ALL MASSACRE!"

"Come on, Chef Hatchet, you've been in the military too long to just drop the word massacre like that." Cassie said to what might as well have been the thin air.

"It will definitely be massacre and betrayal." Heavy just butted right in front of Cassie. "They're from bad teams and our team is not bad!"

"Are you sure about that?" Cassie just had to show some attitude. "Because we're not exactly in that team anymore."

"HAHAHA, hot tub incoming!"

While the two squads just were done with it, the other three then groaned from a mile away and were still very audible in spite of the distance.

"You know I'd be hating if I were them...'cause they ain't me!" Riley bragged.

"They're not nine years old, that's a net benefit, really." Nobara walked past to sling some insults. "And they're not pint-sized dumbasses."

"Yo, I thought we were good!" Riley shouted towards the redhead that ignored him. "Hold up, why are they coming?"

Nobara wasn't even there by the time Riley stopped saying stuff.

"Because I got something to tell 'em and it ain't pretty..." Chef announced. "...They've gotta clean the toilets!"

Riley was horrified, as did the finally arrived Squad 16, as the rest of the contestants weren't that miffed at the cleaning job that they had to do, as it was going to be an easy one...

...Though Chef's tone implied the obvious.


"It's as simple as it can be! You squads have to clean the toilet full on, all the way down, picking down the last piece of grime until I think it is clean! DO YOU HEAR ME! CLEAN AS IT CAN BE!"

"Sir, yes, sir!" The remaining contestants affirmed, as they were standing right in front of the most frequently used toilets in the game.

And fortunately for no-one but Chef, some genius decided to dirty it up right near the potential teams' cabins and they were clearly dirty as all can be, down to the many, many spots of grime and even a whole bunch of paint happening.

"Wait, why is the challenge so boring?" Pit asked. "Like deliberately boring?"

"Because this is an endurance challenge or something! Like who's going to clean these places!"

"Hold the fuck up, since when do interns not exist?" Eva asked.

"Yeah, like the aggressive lady said, this doesn't really fit." Pit said.

"You people have gotta work together if you want this to be over with! THAT GOOD ENOUGH!"

All of the contestants were silent, as they were just giving the universal sign for it looking good and this time around, there was a whole lot of cleaning equipment that was...definitely equipment.

It was kinda rickety, but it looked to have limitless potential, so says the actual back of the broom that Eva held.

"This is a joke, right-"

The horn just had to cut Noah off.

"-Okay, this is still a joke, just taken too far."

"I agree! Which is why we're going to double time this thing!" Eva yelled. "If you've got a brain within the head, we're taking this seriously!"

Noah was already doing the washing, as Tiny Tina looked to have some ideas and Soma actually got to work cleaning up.

With that being said, the two couples bundled together in the deluxe package of romance were doing really well in spite of their hate of cleaning the toilets.

"Since when are we good at this?" Clover asked. "This place gives me that thing that the cute soldiers kinda get."

"Why are you talking about PTSD?" Miko suggested. "This isn't losing a tournament because of some guy trying to cheat."

"That's not even serious. Look at me and look at this, I've never been this dirty with trending fashion!"

"...Hold up, that's not even a big deal. You guys got hit with the donkey lettuce and whatever our old man sage put in!" Clover just didn't really want to fight. "...Even if you're a nerd."

"It did and I'm sure that no-one wanted to do that because Coachman sucks the most!" Miko shouted, trying to avoid some passive-aggressive madness. "Seriously, you guys lost 'cause he was dumb."

"Yeah, he is! You wanna beat him up if we're on the same team?"

"Uh, put a shake on that, 'cause I'm down for that."

Though the two ladies in the paired-up ships weren't doing that much cleaning, Rock and Pit were practically double-timing it to avoid elimination and were nodding at each other.

They were sweeping at their good places, Pit taking to the air and Rock doing the ground, as Miko was getting right into the swing of things slowly...and surely.

Clover was going to say "ew" until the heat death of the universe, but she had some secret stuff that made this challenge ever faster for her squad.

*Pit's confessional*

The angel was very nervous.

"My guys, we are well and truly messed up because I can't clean anymore and Lady Palutena, lend me your power to clean some more!" Pit instead got a top quality mop. "Thank you, Lady Palutena! I bet Squad 15's winning this!"

*Confessional cut*

Squad 16 was currently in the lead, but you'd be mistaken for thinking that Squad 15 was in a distant second place, but they were not especially when Tiny Tina was back to her usual shenanigans.

Of impeding the team.

"Look, Tina, I know it's fun messing with the usual people, but this is not the usual people! For fucks sakes, Soma is actually getting serious!" Noah just wanted to tell her. "Soma practically cannot get serious here."

"Because I'll get edited to probably be a bad guy." Soma said.

"Exactly...Tina, get real, get serious and unactivate the dirty bomb!" Noah shouted, as he was slowly and surely wiping down a toilet seat. "You can do that, right?"

Soma was about to do it quickly with the sudden appearance of his knife, as Tiny Tina was slowly trying to do it with one caveat.

"I made this thing at 2am and I will never not be proud of that...you're just hating because you think I can't beat you in the final rounds!" Tiny Tina declared. "And also because your butt is small."

"Okay, that is true and you should throw it outside." Noah said, as Tina was ahead of his own words. "You know what, at least it's not-"

And the bomb blew up conveniently up on Eva, who was very much in the middle of trying to do some sabotage, as the rest of the members weren't ready for the rage that already start.

Noah, Soma and Tina went back to cleaning and ignoring the words of Eva.

*Eva's confessional*

She was in the middle of something important.

"THESE FUCKING GUYS WITH THEIR FUCKING LACK OF BRAINS AND CONVENIENT BULLSHIT THAT MAKES NO SENSE...uh...I SWEAR TINA'S GOING TO GET THE FULL TREATMENT FOR DOING THIS BOMB SHIT! SHE'S GOING TO GET BETRAYED BY ME!"

*Confessional cut*

Squad 17 wasn't the last one to be formed, but it was the least squad-y to be one, as Catalina and Aisling were still fighting from a distance, as Dawn and Leshawna were clearly trying to stop them from fighting about wolves.

And actually clean the huts that had many scratches and Eva's properly placed boulder on the hut, even if the outside looked pretty spotless.

"You know what your problem is! You're literally the whitest girl I've ever seen and you could literally put some animals on people, yet you don't do a single thing!" Catalina shouted at Aisling, who was taking it well.

"No, you can't even do anything without that gun magic thing!" Aisling said, completely not caring. "And also my wolves are my friends."

"Fuck friends, bitch, I've got money."

"...Okay." Aisling immediately got pushed swung backwards towards the hut.

And there was a hole, as Dawn immediately got Catalina held together and she was getting started.

*Dawn's confessional*

Dawn may have been very frustrated, but she knew something important

"Trust me, there was some cleaning in this challenge, but that was not very important to what I must do at this very moment. Catalina may be the worst person to receive, but Mother Nature does work in mysterious ways.

*Confessional cut*

And in about two hours, Chef was done with this mini-challenge AKA saving the budget on hiring some interns to actually clean the toilets and he was not that surprised.

"Most of y'all disappoint me! Why the hell are there some holes in two of the huts-Actually, I ain't that surprised...two of your squads are cursed with some crazy campers." Chef laid on the admonishment. "For the record, Squad 16 is the only one without any holes in it!"

"Yo, what is wrong with these people?" Rock asked.

"A lot, hottie..." Clover got some wide eyes from Rock. "...I mean, it's hot in here."

Rock just nodded, as Pit and Miko fistbumped each other.

"WE DID IT, we passed...sorta...but we passed this one!" Miko just took in the time to celebrate.

Squad 16 just left the place, as the general toxicity was...a bit too much.

"The final two squads, y'all better get ready to deal with each other, 'cause it's the FREE-FOR-ALL MASSACRE for you!" Chef told Squads 15 and 17, who were ready to do some old-school betrayal.


The two longest-lasting squads were stuck high up on a platform with nothing but their own hands and their own powers that they obtained, as Chef wanted one thing to announce.

Especially when it was in the middle of the night and Chris had gotten back from actually doing some important work.

"Welcome to Chef's FREE-FOR-ALL MASSACRE, where you remaining eight campers have to fight each other to avoid...elimination!" Chris just got a lot of gasps. "Yeah, that's right, four of you are going home and four of you will not!"

"Well guys, don't mind if I try and do things!" Soma declared.

"Do what things?" Tiny Tina just pulled out some mini-bombs.

"That's right, you campers have to either push or dodge long enough to stay in the drama and get some doughy goodness!" Chris just continued his drabble. "For the record, you can use the sticks!"

*Eva's confessional*

Eva was incensed.

"Whoever's going to stand in my way now is going to have problems in their future!" Eva yelled through the confessional. "I don't care if you didn't betray me, Leshawna, you don't betray me now!"

*Leshawna's confessional*

She was definitely miffed about the Latina bank robber.

"I am so sick of being around Catalina! She's annoying, useless and I swear she loves pig or something because she is saying pig all of the time while she's trying to tear up some plan we have." Leshawna just explained seriously.

*Confessional cut*

Dawn, Catalina, Aisling, Leshawna, Noah, Eva, Tiny Tina and Soma were sat around on the surprisingly massive platform in that specific order and some of them were carrying sticks and Aisling had...something.

One wolf that could bite as much as it wanted to and it didn't hurt that much.

Soma looked like he was really scared of the wolf.

And the last thing that Aisling expected to see someone come up to her with what looked like an inquisitive look.

"Hello! I'm going to beat you because you look stupid!" Aisling shouted at Dawn, who practically knew it. "Yeah, you know that I'm going to win!"

"I know that you are...but you should really know something important." Dawn cryptically said, as she was coming up to the child's ear. "Let me-"

"Shut up, weird girl!" Aisling shouted, as she saw the wolf stop at Dawn's will. "I don't know what kind of fairy power you got, but you don't scare me."

"That is fine."

And finally, Dawn was in whispering distance, as the two nature-loving girls were about to see something very important...or so was everyone as well, as there was the first elimination.

Unsurprisingly, Soma got smashed in the face by Tiny Tina.

"No time for cooks and losers!" Tiny Tina declared. "Who wants to get blown up!"

And just like that, Dawn whispered something to Aisling.

"There's someone who is going to be on your team that is very important to this competition that will help you...and it should also be someone that you might not like."

"Bye, you lose!" Aisling shouted, as she managed to push Dawn off...who was floating for a few seconds. "Just lose please!"

"The challenges will not get any easier!" Dawn shouted right before she was eliminated, as Aisling just got to running away.

"And ooh, Dawn and Soma are the first half of the eliminated contestants and in true Dawn fashion, she's just saying a bunch of words!" Chris announced, as there was something else happening.

Tiny Tina was definitely taking a lot of shots at Eva, as Leshawna was going stick-to-stick with Noah with some hard-hitting moves that made it hard for any one of them to get some help.

On Eva's end, she was trying to barge through the bomb barrage that Tiny Tina that was throwing her way at speed.

And unluckily for her, she did not care.

"Where did you pull that shit out of? Your butt?!" Eva yelled.

"Nah...but it's your loss." Tiny Tina said. "And you're gonna lose super hard with my super bomb-"

Too bad, Eva didn't care for social conventions anymore, as she was grappling Tina and throwing her backwards into the water...with one strong arm that sent the young explosion expert hurtling into the water that would definitely send her out of the game.

And there was only one thing that would stop Eva.

*Tina's confessional*

"Hey, what's up, people on the other side of the camera! Today I'm going to make Eva got blown off the platform, 'cause she is mad strong and I invented the invisible floor bomb!" Tina was getting serious about her booms. "Listen, she deserves the booms more than anyone else here! Doing it kamikaze style!"

*Confessional cut*

"Oh, Eva got the short end of the bomb, as Tiny Tina's also eliminated from the show so far...but will Eva join her or is someone else fated to lose?"

Eva was finally ready to smash some other person, as Noah was standing right there and currently in the middle of trying to get Leshawna off his own business.

And Eva immediately came right towards the scheming nerd...who noticed that she was a little bit off-balance.

"Eva...you've got something on your foot!" Leshawna shouted. "No, really!"

"Shut up, Leshawna, you think just because I got something doesn't mean I can't handle myself!" Eva kept on running in with the stick.

"Yo, there's a bomb on your foot!" Leshawna yelled...right before she managed to actually get the swing.

"Do I care!" Eva was ready to provide the swing towards Noah...who was still quite the distance.

At this point, she realised...that the bomb was really stuck to her foot and she was going to get blown the fuck out by some crazy blonde kick and Leshawna wasn't exactly willing to also get blown up to unstick the bomb.

"Eva, you take it off!" Leshawna shouted, still fighting Noah proudly. "If I do it, Noah's going to smack me over the head!"

"Take that risk, 'cause this thing's going to-"

Leshawna and Noah were still struggling against each other and Eva finally met her with Catalina, who was just leaving Aisling alone for a few seconds and letting the white child have a victory.

It was down to two angry women.

"Okay, you want to lose like that? Then you're gonna lose!" Catalina just had to brag. "I'm gonna swing at your face!"

"Try it." Eva was already walking up with the bomb in her hand. "I'm down for it."

Eva just saw the bomb speeding up the beeps and she immediately swung right at Catalina's own face and then said sticky bomb actually stuck onto the stick.

And suddenly, it was like the world's quickest game of hot potato because the stick actually blew up in Eva's face and she immediately got flung into the air...as Leshawna finally tried to help her friend out as Noah just watched in awe at the actual explosion.

Though Eva was flying...Leshawna grabbed her leg, before being sent to the floor of the platform by the momentum and Eva instead got bounced off the platform.

"Yo, EVA!" Leshawna yelled, getting up a few seconds too late.

"Fucking bombs! Leshawna, kick Noah's ass!" Eva yelled, as she was eliminated from the game.

"And just like that, Eva is the last contestant to be eliminated from the game in this episode! Seriously awesome moves, campers, the rest of you survive!"

Leshawna, Noah, Catalina and Aisling may have been a very interesting set of people, but said set of people just didn't want to be on this platform once again.

As they got off the platform by boat, the other four were also collected by boat to get back to shore.

And in the other boat, Tina was smiling smugly even with the loss, as Eva just accepted the insane play.

"Fuck your good strategies, how did you even get this far on the competition?" Eva asked.

Tina just waited to answer, as Soma nudged his way up to the ladies.

"I dunno."

Soma and Eva both looked incredulous.

"...Are you serious, Tina? What about the time-" Soma asked.

"Wait, I wasn't even listening that time." Tina answered.

The four of them were silent once again, as the two sets of quartets were actually hanging out with each other on the separate boats.

*Soma's confessional*

He just smacked a wall.

"Now I'm going to have to make Takumi my sous chef because I don't think I made it halfway through this competition! Still love being here and I can't believe I've had a win against the old man...this is one of the...things ever." Soma wasn't that pissed.

*Dawn's pleasant confessional*

"Though it is likely she will not take my warning seriously, she is the type of person to spread the word around for no reason, so actually, it was a really good choice." Dawn answered. "And I do not regret many of the opportunities that I've had here."

*Confessional cut*


"You four have been eliminated in humiliating and hilarious fashion!" Chris announced. "Eva, Tina, Soma and Dawn, you guys are going to witness the awesome Sling-Yacht of Shame!"

"Yo...that is actually messed up! I'd like to taste what water is!" Tiny Tina declared.

"I can't believe I got eliminated like that." Eva crossed her arms. "Still respect your moves, Tina, can't wait to hurt you!"

"Thanks, big butt girl!" Tina shouted.

"...Is that what you two said?" Dawn asked in disbelief, practically having the condescending tone. "That is such a ridiculous bunch of words...and I'm sorry for saying that."

"Chill, guys, we've gotta hop on the yacht." Soma said. "By the way, I'm pretty sure that the old man's getting hate for everyone, so mission accomplished!"

The four of them and their luggage, of course, got shot off.

"Alright, 64 campers finally remain and all of them are having the time of their lives with all of the drama that those people can handle! Will Ryuko be not mad? Will Noah somehow make Coachman even more hated than ever? And more importantly, what's up with the alliances on the next episode of..."

Chris kept it real.

"...Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!"


To be continued in the seven-teenth episode, which is going to be a bit of a mystery, as there's going to be complicated stuff that's slightly outside of the game to rear its ugly head!

In dodgeball?

Of course?

Dodgeball? Dodgefall? Dodge the wall?

Hell yeah, that's what we might do!

Anyways, sorry for the delayed chapters, especially this part taking so long because I didn't write that much during the week and Part 3 being delayed by two days, but you know, Episode 18 is bound to come with a whole lot of dodgeballs, two massive teams and more importantly, Pit and Miko having a time with each other!

Episode 18's first part may or may not be on a hiatus depending if I'm on holiday or not.

SAFERS:

Squad 1/Boys of the Town: Dante, Muscle Man, Satori Tendou & JFK

Squad 2/Double Up: Tifa, Sammy, Tails & Reg

Squad 3/Queen of Fighters: Yuri, Sakura, Mai & Kasumi

Squad 4/Short Girl Squad: Uraraka, Tiana, Penny & Mystique Sonia

Squad 5/Paper Stackers United: Giovanni, Riley, Shego & Nobara

Squad 6/Revived Swordfishes: Sokka, Heavy, Khun & Cassie

Squad 7/Antagonistic Friends: Azula, Mikasa, Yumeko & Darkness

Squad 8/The Soft & Strong: Storm Shadow, Luigi, Legoshi & Tanya

Squad 9/Meme House: Deadpool, Lowain, Joseph & Kyo

Squad 10/Comeback Machine: Snake, Samus, Hsien-Ko & Rapunzel

Squad 11/Swordmeisters: Samurai Jack, Tanjiro, Squirrel Girl & Scott Pilgrim

Squad 12/Team Bogard: Terry Bogard, Iori, Bayonetta & Basil

Squad 13/Bad-ish Blood: Coachman, Pinstripe Potoroo, Sol Badguy & Nicole

Squad 14/Young, Dumb & Woke: Kipo Oak, Ryuko, Min Min & Michiru Tamegori

Squad 16/Love's Weapon: Clover, Rock, Miko Kubota & Pit

And finally separated from their squads: Noah, Catalina, Leshawna and Aisling

UNSAFE GIRLS:

For Tiny Tina, I literally have no idea what to do with her and even in this crazy cast of characters where a lot of characters still don't do a damn thing, I can at least find a reason for them doing something...not exactly with her, though!

For Eva, she's definitely one of those characters who might have made it was it not for her circumstances within the game and honestly, I didn't want to eliminate Leshawna as she got done dirty in the official series and plus story-wise, she's still connected to Ryuko.

Basically, Eva would be a bit redundant for character types, as Leshawna and Ryuko are still there ready to do the business.

For Dawn...I'm being real with you, I have an idea what to do with her, but it actually involves her being out of the competition and plus, she had no reason to be here past this episode.

And finally, for Soma, I'll keep it real with you! There's a lot of comic relief characters and considering that this is a more comedic fic, he'd just be filling space at this point!

Once again, I like all of these characters, but their time's up! So, let's move onto Episode 18!