Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 18: Double Down Dodgeball
Part 1: Dodge Fundies!

Uh, what's happening with the reviews? Are they broken or not, 'cause I need the reviews to live on this site!

Anyways, we've got a lot happening within this episode just like every episode, except there's a whole lot of dodgeballin' and two massive teams being made out of very questionable statistics. (Which as you might know is the best way to make a team!)

Besides that, there's love in the air...if you count a couple getting split between teams as love, so I can't really describe this chapter other than wackiness.

AND THIS CHAPTER'S TOO LONG, so I'll keep it shorter next time!

1602jaw, at least Eva made it to Episode 17, so that's gotta count for something.

Memeking, I can't believe you're a Soma fan (you know what your name probably hinted at this) and honestly, love me a bit of that Total Drama Dodgeball.

So, here's the dodgeball preparation!


Chris, for the seventeenth time, was back on his own bullshit.

"Last time on Total Drama Ultimate, Chef played a mean little game of sorting the 68 remaining campers into teams of 4 and made them do a lot of challenges and like any other challenge, there was a bunch of drama! Coachman and Dante kept on swinging at each other, Sokka and Azula proved that they kinda suck and the power of love was almost enough to eliminate one mini-team!" Chris announced, as clips played of the challenge.

"But of course, some people just get blown up by challenges and the four that got blown up were Eva, Dawn, Tiny Tina and Soma...too bad for them because they won't experience the highs and lows of dodgeball, the new team smell, the dodges, the smashes and of course, the team throws! Who's going to catch a win on...Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!"


On Pahkitew Island, there was a new intro abound...with-

"Nah, nah, the teams aren't revealed yet, so it would be a bit of a massive spoiler to reveal it-"

What the fuck, I do have an idea for two new intros.

"-Save it for Episodes 19 and 20, we've got a lot ahead of us, masta writer! Besides I don't really know who the new teams are!"

Hold up, there's supposed to be a bit of a gag here.

"Okay, then let's roll!"

And just like that, there's a big hole in the story where meaning should be...but someone's gotta fill it up...


A lot of the campers were actually hanging out in the middle of the only space with gamers and fake people in mind, since there were many plugs that were only for this season.

"Yo, spoiler alert! We haven't made the teams yet!" Deadpool yelled, which got everyone looking at him.

"...Uh, he's going crazy and things are happening in his brain again." Lowain said, panicky. "Yeah, there's definitely nothing happening!"

And just like that, Deadpool and Lowain stopped reading things that they shouldn't know at all, as the rest of the people that were in here went back to doing their thing.

"My god, what's up with you two? You've been saying crazy stuff since Episode 3...what's your secret!" Uraraka finally noticed. "...Actually, never mind, I don't really want to know."

"Wait, why me, bruh?" Lowain asked.

"Because...wait, I'm sorry!" Uraraka panicked.

"No way, I swear you confused me with some other dude who's speaking different!" Lowain exclaimed.

As the very awkward interaction continued on the other side of the gamer hall, Pit and Miko were trying to own Mystique Sonia and Yuri in the ever evolving game of...off-brand Monopoly.

"You're ready to die! The money is my hands and nothing can stop me...besides some move!" Yuri declared.

"What is that move, Yuri! Tell me!" Pit shouted.

"I will not!"

"And then I must figure it out."

Pit and Yuri were going all intense on the game, as they were set up on a table that had more than a few people watching that had lost the game and were completely lost on the hidden lore of those two.

Mostly down to Mystique Sonia and Miko just watching the sheer craziness of the boot leg Monopoly madness that was placing down so many notes in dramatic fashion.

"I've got $500 on Medicine Hat...dummy! Can I say that?"

"Yes, because you're the dummy for putting the money on that!" Yuri shouted. "Because I own Medicine Hat."

"...Darn, I forgot that."

And Pit had to give the rest of his money to Yuri Sakazaki, who just punched the hell out of Miko's own face, as she took the win as a sign of...being smarter than the angel.

*Yuri's confessional*

The karate girl was still fired up.

"Aside from the colonialism, I'm about to turn this challenge into the Yuri Challenge! Beat my ass and you may join me and my crew of short ladies to win the whole show!" Yuri shouted. "We aren't making moves, yet, but we're saving asses right now!"

*Confessional cut*

On one end of the massive cabin-hall thing was the great Yuri-Miko War of 2022 that involves the major weapons of the slaps and more than a few people going up from their situation.

And on the other end in the upstairs and enclosed area, as the Bayo and Basil coalition was doing their thing of talking about so many things that had to do with this Alastor fella.

They managed to get a few guys on board with their shenanigans.

"I don't know if this is okay. You both got owned yesterday and that makes you the authority of dealing with this guy?" Kyo asked. "Bro, send me-"

"I will not do just that because of some truant wanting to go and beat up an old man...though it does help if you're on the same side." Basil answered, as Kyo just raised his fist. "We actually need a plan to not get caught."

"We've got the numbers, we're probably going to be on the same team, that's not a problem!" Kyo bragged.

"Apparently, according to rumour squirrel here, the villainous alliance has six members now...that is worrying and she has no reason to lie." Basil answered, as Squirrel Girl was talking to Monkey Joe. "She says."

"Yeah, are you lying?" Kyo just had to threaten Squirrel Girl.

"What kind of sense does it make to big-up the meanest alliance?" Squirrel Girl exclaimed. "The name's Doreen, you're not getting any lies from a lady like me."

"This is Total Drama, though and you were part of the other half of the meanest alliance, so let's get real for a moment." Kyo remarked. "I don't trust you."

"You're not trustworthy either!" Squirrel Girl exclaimed. "Kyo, you're a real good guy...but you're not a cool guy."

Kyo got real offended, as he took time away from looking at Basil's science experiments.

"That is true and you should shut up, Kyo! Aside from me and the egotistical mouse, none of us can trust each other." Bayonetta said. "Doesn't matter because he knows what we're doing."

"That is true...because you two are dumb." Kyo interrupted the conversation, as the brown-haired guy. "Listen to a smart guy for once."

"Yes, let's just focus on this alliance no matter how annoyed we all are each other...there is bound to be more evidence." Basil answered.

"Okay, you guys do that! We're going to figure what the challenge is, though!" Squirrel Girl just pointed at a displeased Bayonetta. "Also, we're not exactly one either."

"...To be fair, we're pretty sneaky ladies." Bayonetta grumbled, as the two ladies left the conversation.

Kyo and Basil both looked at each other.

*Squirrel Girl's confessional*

She was excited.

"Finally, I get something to do that isn't talk gossip for Azula or getting my pants yoinked by Yumeko! It's down to me, Monkey Joe, Tippy Toes, the rest of ya and Bayonetta to figure out what's up!"

*Bayonetta's confessional*

She was a bit reluctantly, but she was determined to have some fun.

"I could literally do better, but there is nothing better than beating another lot of annoying people to the punch." Bayonetta said. "Besides I'll get to control the old man pretty soon!"

*Confessional cut*


Now, back to the-

*BOOM*

-the alliance of all time, genuinely appreciating the very sunny day that was resting on top of the peak and that was when they noticed something weird...the random fucking explosion that not only broke the first sentence apart, but also just changed the entire shape of the island with one fell swoop.

Even if it was just a small hill that had its ecosystems burnt into a crisp.

"My god, Dante's really into destroying the environment isn't he?" Coachman practically dismissed said explosion. "Now then, we can get into much better things."

"Are we just going to casually dismiss an explosion of that magnitude?" Pinstripe questioned. "He's probably in the top 5 most powerful campers here, my god."

"But he's so, so, so stupid at times! Do you know why he's punching the ground like that?" Coachman practically grinned at his results.

"Because you're obviously too smart for him." Pinstripe just sighed, as the potoroo was looking to make strategy. "...Or that you got into each other's head!"

"Yes...I got into his head and now his jackass mind thinks he can trick me into...doing something imbellcilic!" Coachman's stolen binoculars were focused on Dante doing...

...you know what it was, as Pinstripe was a bit angry and Dante was very happy.

"Stop doing that shit, buddy! I promise that if you stop doing that, I'll stop punching the grass dry!" Dante...screamed from the annals of the burnt hill.

Coachman just gave the stolen binoculars back to Pinstripe, as he just sighed quite deeply, as the two villainous friends just got back to whatever Azula and Yumeko was talking about.

The six of them (with a very nervous Nicole and bored Iori Yagami also there) were discussing some goings on in the competition, as any alliance would do and it was currently in a bit of a heated within the mountainside forest.

"I knew where you two were and honestly, it's both very disappointing and not very surprising to see you both look over Dante." Azula explained. "Besides, we're discussing what the future is...and that is about it, because this host with the most is trying to keep us on our toes."

"Wait, you like him?!" Nicole yelled.

"Not really, but I do admire his effort to mix this show up. Doesn't mean I will not win this." Azula explained, as all eyes were on her. "Good, now that you all are paying attention, regardless of whatever happens, we should have someone to vote for."

"It's really obvious, actually! That should be Legoshi, 'cause I don't really like the way he looks at certain people." Nicole answered.

"...And he's allied with Dante." Iori remarked. "...Thought someone should get on that."

Coachman just plain scoffed at red-haired fighter, as Iori was ready to be the jokester that no-one wanted to be.

"That is a good suggestion, though I have one much better for the current situation."

Nicole was wondering what Yumeko was thinking, even as the girl was basically trying to keep a pencil spinning with her own hand only.

"We should vote for Samurai Jack...mostly because I sense that there is another twist in this game. Also, he is quite the powerful foe to be against." Azula explained, as Pinstripe was the only one that nodded. "Legoshi will follow soon."

"I don't know, Legoshi's part of the Dante squad." Iori remarked.

"And what is he going to do, mhm?" Coachman proudly asked. "Nothing, because he's a timid little fool that just follows Dante."

"What if he is not?" Azula just added onto Iori's question. "You do not know him and honestly, your judgement's questionable on many things."

"Legoshi should be an easier target to go after and honestly, you never know what that samurai jack fellow is all about either! Quite the arrogant move, lass."

"And people will catch wind of our alliance, considering how suspicious Legoshi is now." Azula just saw the old man start to speak. "You may not care about your strategies, but the rest of us do."

"...Bold move coming from someone that consistently loses to their enemy."

Pinstripe and Nicole were just facepalming at the bickering that was about to ensue and Iori and Yumeko were just watching in awe at the consistently feuding alliance leaders just give each other the dirty eye.

"For the record, Shulk got eliminated by some people, Dante, Basil and Muscle Man are attempting to take you down, potentially together and more importantly..."

Azula just wanted to make sure that the old man got the serious-ness of the situation, coming closer and closer to his face.

"...you're playing my game and the likelihood of your elimination still rests on me and the rest of us. But please, tell me about bold moves!"

"GET OWNED!" Iori yelled. "Get fucked, gramps!"

Coachman was about to scream, as his face was...very not human at the moment, but then he had breath deeply to try and calm down and it barely worked.

"I'll vote the way you vote and then you'll realise that there's oh so many votes that can't be controlled by one young child and her cronies." Coachman spoke through a smug grin. "My, my, if this gets out to the demon hunter's squad, you'll look like jackasses. Besides you, Pinstripe!"

Pinstripe and Nicole looked incredulously at each other, right before Yumeko just had to clear things up.

"Wow, you two may not be on the same page, but it's more fun to not give each other shit about who's playing the better game." Yumeko just piped up. "Besides, the meeting's over."

"Good because I still need you all." Azula just stated. "Meet me after the challenge has finished."

Coachman and Pinstripe just got out of there as soon as possible, Yumeko joined Azula on her way out and the other two were...just there, ready to understand something.

*Nicole's stressed confessional*

"Being in this alliance is really stressful, but it's the only way that I will ever get a good amount of money...and to also repair whatever Gumball and Darwin did during the month I was gone. Seriously, those two could break a car in so many ways."

*Confessional cut*


The Dante squad were, of course, also doing some important matters of importance in addition to having the main guy back in the saddle in their own soundly constructed den close to the campgrounds.

"I can't believe the editor just got thrown under the bus on that trailer. He should be paid more for those shenanigans." Legoshi said. "No sound, what was that?"

"The world's biggest prank probably! But that movie sucked hard, bro!" Muscle Man exclaimed. "It was terrible."

"No doubt about it! Watched it last night with you guys and man, there was only the sexy mummy to get me through it." Satori remarked.

"Really, that's it? I got scared several times!" Legoshi said.

At that moment a collective cry of "Dude!" could be heard.

"Hey, don't make fun of him being a wuss, he could swing his claws at us any time!" Satori shouted.

"Are you guys making fun of me or something?" Legoshi was very confused.

"...Uh, not really." Dante just answered. "We're making fun of each other! Mister muscle, your jokes are terrible!"

"Awww-" Satori and Legoshi both remarked.

"You guys are just mad that I have jokes!" Muscle Man just bragged. "Man, what's with you and pizza?"

"The 'za kept me going through the job and my mom kinda dying."

And then the room was as silent as it ever could be, as the four dudes were actually taking in the fact that the demon hunter just dropped his whole backstory on everybody like that and they took it in respectfully.

"Man, I really dropped the mood in here. Sorry, you had to ask."

"Nah, bro. I got the answer!"

Said den was at the top of the hill that was bordering the campgrounds, as the four were taking in the fresh air and oddly mechanical parts that made up this section of the island.

Calm winds were allowing all four of the dudes to take in what they were doing right now.

Being allies over the shared hatred of the oldest contestant and whoever he hung out with that was stuck on the same island as them.

*Dante's confessional*

"It's a bit hard to believe that a long time ago that I was crying about my mother and you know, I survived it...being a bit of a detective, vigilante, young guy with white hair and now I'm here with a weird nephew that has sick hair, a brother doesn't hate my everything and potentially 3 million dollars that I'll spend terribly." Dante just said. "Also, I look hot as a lady, just sayin'."

*Confessional cut*

But someone had to interrupt the silence.

"I bet the host is going to-" Dante said.

"Good morning, campers, I hope you're excited for a special announcement that will more or less set the competition for the rest of the season!" Chris announced. "And obviously, your next awesome and specially designed challenge!"

The four of them groaned.

*Muscle Man's confessional*

"Bro, they ain't even extreme! It's just torture designed to kick our butts, but it ain't gonna work on me because I'm..."

He lifted his shirt off.

"...in this to win it! WOOOOOO!"

And he had to swing it around.

*Confessional cut*


There was 64 campers set once in another field that was definitely lifted from the ground because it looked vastly different from the rest of the terrain, quite literally being the volleyball field from Total Drama Island.

Except it was slightly bigger to accomodate...you know...the still massive cast that was in it at the very moment, wondering what twist Chris would put on them to turn up the hurt.

"What's awesome about it?" Sol mockingly asked.

"I was going to get to that!"

Chris just made sure that no-one else would get the opportunity to speak.

"Just like all of the way back in Total Drama Island, you campers are playing the time-honoured, legendary game of dodgeball! Though, it's a little bit different this time around, well...because there are a lot of you!"

The campers were a little suspicious of whatever bullshit Chris was going to add into the game.

"Okay, everybody, meet Kitty! She's going to demonstrate this awesome game!"

And just like that, Kitty arrived into the court with the same suspicious look that ensared so many of the campers, considering she was wearing the intern outfit, though she wore short shorts.

"The rules are simple...if someone throws the ball your way, you dodge, 'cause if you get hit, you're out for the round! If you catch the ball..." Chris actually saw Kitty catch the ball. "...the thrower is the one that's eliminated! You can still deflect other balls with a held ball, but if you drop it, you lose!"

Kitty's ball was still on there, as she held on tight to it.

"YOU DROP IT, YOU LOSE!" Chef just shot a ball straight at Kitty's...face and it smacked the ball out of her hands.

"Alright, I'm sorry!" Kitty said.

"That's the rules, now here's the extra thing that you guys must be wondering? How the heck are all of you going to participate at the same time...you won't."

"How, Chris-" Kitty just got a mouth to her face. "-how are you going to do this?"

"Please wait..."

The campers and Kitty were wondering what bull-

"Only six of you out of the 32 contestants teams can at the court on time and this time out, you can only swap between uneliminated contestants and yourself, lest you get hit by a ball" Chris announced. "Also, teams, we've got 'em!"

"WE WHAT?!" Chef had to yell, genuinely embracing the feelings of the contestants that were stunned at the sudden announcement.

"Yeah, what teams?" Kitty genuinely asked.

"These teams! Like or hate 'em, these are the teams for the rest of the game and we had our best team-makers on staff for this!" Chris announced. "But first, team number one is named the Fiery Foxes and the other team's called the Chill Capybaras! And the two teams' members are...on these sheets of paper!"

The campers were starting to get tired of Chris' own bullshit and the team sets were not helping any matters at all.

"Sakura, Giovanni, Penny, Dante, Azula, Yumeko Jabami, Sol Badguy, JFK, Satori Tendou, Pit, Miko, Clover, Leshawna, Noah, Iori, Uraraka, Mikasa, Basil, Mai Shiranui, Sammy, Rapunzel, Darkness, Deadpool, Kipo Oak, Michiru Tamegori, Squirrel Girl, Pinstripe Potoroo, Mystique Sonia, Hsien-Ko, Min Min, Rock and finally..."

The 30 other contestants were not excited to be teamed up with this guy and said man had more than a few scruples with the other 30.

"...Coachman...enjoy being the Fiery Foxes, though you'll get an extra member!"

The silence in the air at the implication of his name being called was definitely putting in the ire of so many of the contestants had either been wronged or been on the wrong end of a stupid strategy by...this senior guy.

"Meaning that...Samurai Jack, Storm Shadow, Snake, Samus Aran, Tanjiro, Tanya, Tiana, Yuri, Kyo Kusanagi, Terry Bogard, Ryuko, Khun, Catalina, Riley, Bayonetta, Muscle Man, Legoshi, Kugisaki Nobara, Shego, Tails, Reg, Aisling, Scott Pilgrim, Kasumi, Nicole, Joseph Joestar, Lowain, Tifa Lockhart, Luigi, The Heavy, Cassie Cage and..."

Some of the members weren't really pleased to be together, as there was some beef between them, both strategically and personally.

"...Sokka are the Chill Capybaras! Along with one more guy."

The Chill Capybaras were more than ready to see who their new guy was in fact, as they may not have been excited to be with each other, but excited for the new face.

Actually, it was far from a new face...in fact he was an old face, still wearing that same red nightcap and same blue shorts.

"Mr. Smee returns to the game on the Chill Capybaras, 'cause budgets are rising and people like him apparently!" Chris quite literally made it up on the spot. "And Fiery Foxes get Crimson, the Ridonculous Race's goth! Even if she's kinda annoying."

Crimson was from the Ridonculous Race, being the dark-red dress wearing lady with white painted skin that didn't exactly like being here either.

"I mean I did want to be here, but...that team's kinda...whatever." Crimson said. "Also, I'm Crimson!"

"Wait, is that all of the introduction that you're going to do?" Mr. Smee asked, actively sweating buckets. "I mean you're in this season!"

"...But I don't like being here, obviously."

"So many people are still here! I promise that they're nice..."

Though that sentence intended to have a finish, there was definitely an impressive amount of tension going between more than a few duos within the newly formed teams.

"Smee, Crimson, go join your awesome teams! And trust me, you're going to love them and their drama!" Chris announced. "And the 66 of you are going to have to pick six on each side, by the way, so..."

And now there was 66, sorted into equal teams of 33 campers each and there was a stupid amount of tension in this boiling wok pan of players.


Sorting into teams based on colour is already a weird decision and quite obviously, there wasn't really much of a gender imbalance between the teams.

The imbalance between bonds, though, was very apparent.

As demonstrated by Deadpool, Pinstripe and Giovanni being on the court was shown to Min Min, Hsien-Ko and Darkness.

"Shut your face, I don't care what you're saying. Stop being crazy and get with the game!" Pinstripe yelled.

"I do not care, I'm the biggest villain of this team and my lav-acid's going to help with that!" Giovanni said.

"Listen, idiot, we've got some other guy joining us and half of the team is already a battleground of dumbassery."

"Okay, okay, that's cool! I'm not fighting some other guy and I'm pretty sure everyone can hear me!" Giovanni just pointed to the nervous crowd. "You good?"

The good majority of them nodded, as the fighters of the Foxes were doing some more arguing between each other's previous scruples and deeds, as Pinstripe sighed.

"Look, if you can get those guys to stop, you get a gold medal!" Pinstripe shouted. "Tried that, I got a fire-patch on my shirt."

"Don't worry, Giovanni Potage is not a coward!" Giovanni just shouted. "Crimson isn't that scary."

"Hey." Crimson just popped up out of nowhere. "It's cool."

"None taken!"

*Crimson's confessional*

"I like the fact that team has demons...but I don't really like anything else because it's full of fake people and people that smile for no reason." Crimson may have been monotone, but her words brung the hurt.

*Confessional cut*

Giovannin was already in there, interrupting what could only be considered an actual fight in the court and he brung down the smoke to chill everyone else.

"As of ten minutes ago, you may be stuck on the same team...again, but you two should co-operate under me! The best villain of the Crows, Giovanni Potage!" Giovanni just had to introduce himself. "Also, what's your deal with you, old guy? You've got a lot of bull-"

"Hey, hey, tell this traitorous demon hunter that he's desperate to avoid his fate of losing against me." Coachman just explained "calmly" to Giovanni, slapping the whip in his face.

"And then you tell this jackass of a man that he sucks at Total Drama and at life and it sucks that he is sixty-nine." Dante bragged.

"Is that really a no? We need to win this or else, four of your team is going home and trust me, we need to win or else one of you is going home!" Giovanni shouted. "And with me, you guys should win!"

"...Okay, there's no way you're not going out first." Dante remarked. "And yes, I will vote for him."

"Same things goes except I have strategies that make sense."

Giovanni was plainly exasperated at how much of a stonewall that the two feuding older guys were.

"Can we just pick some weak players out and have me lead them to victory?" Giovanni bragged, as Dante and Coachman agreed with a creepy smile. "You both are kinda sick."

*Giovanni's confessional*

"Good news...I'm not sure if you got that, but it's me along with Rapunzel, Pit, Sakura, Penny and Yumeko...even if they're kinda mean, I'll respect them!"

*Confessional cut*


Smee didn't realise what he was going into like a lot of the contestants that were on the Chill Capybaras, as Snake went up to him and there was a lot of feuding happening between the members that were sorted around the place.

"Uh, don't ask." Snake said. "You should know."

"I'm pretty sure that I know." Smee stated. "Wait, I wasn't supposed-"

"Shh. You tell only me, Samus and maybe Samurai Jack." Snake remarked. "Because this team's kind of a firestorm with drama."

"Wait, it is? But I thought it was more calm and not fight-y like the Foxes are."

"Uhh..."

Snake wanted to point out three different things, but they were very obvious.

One was Riley just causing trouble for the new homies for being a nine year old, as this was a challenge with a ball in it and he had to talk some shit.

The second was Ryuko being a bit suspicious of whoever voted for her friends, as Heavy was sweating bullets and Khun was getting the butt end of her Scissor Blade and Senketsu trying to stop her.

The third was Nicole and Tifa squaring up with each other thanks to off-hand comments by Muscle Man and Sokka not thinking what they were going to say next...and also backing them up.

"...it is, but that's because the Fiery Foxes are really living up to their name? Some of their team members aren't helping that reputation."

"Maybe, those guys are having drama because they're angry...if we can calm them down, they won't have drama anymore." Smee genuinely suggested.

Snake wasn't even surprised at how dumb the solution, moreso surprised that a returning player had that kind of solution.

"No, that won't work."

"But have you tried?"

*Snake's confessional*

"Did he get fired from his job or something? Because there's no way that a man this...dumb is able to make it through two episodes without a reputation-destroying moment." Snake just wanted some answers, if the exasperation couldn't be any more apparent.

*Confessional cut*

Smee and Snake then managed to get a little something...

...a electronic whistle that sounded as horrible as the name implied and the two-tailed fox and robot kid with a helmet that spawned it.

"Alright, guys, we may barely agree on anything and honest to god, some of us can't stand each other and want to throw chairs or trees at each other, but we can at least agree on one thing! Let's give the new guy a chance and maybe we will have a chance at winning!" Tails shouted, keeping up the team spirit. "And Storm Shadow's plently talented, even if he's the opposite of a social butterfly."

"That's true! We've got some of the strongest player here, so even if might want to fight each other! Fight the other team instead!" Tanjiro just made it up on the spot.

Tails and Tanjiro did managed to get everyone's attention and well, there was a list set-up that had the first six to play the volleyball game.

"Also, this." Reg said.


For the Capybaras, Reg, Tails, Tanjiro, Mr. Smee, Luigi and Legoshi were the first ones to play this mad game of volelyball and they were kind of nervous of what kind of madness Chris was going to pull.

For the Foxes, Crimson was...there, Rock had to support a fellow RR player, Noah just wanted to fix his reputation and finally, Mai, Sakura and Sammy wanted something to do.

"Alright, it's time for Deluxe Dodgeballs! You guys knows the rules, I already told you and the other two as well, it's time to get dodgeball'd!" Chris annnounced, as Chef beeped the go whistle.

...Except, there was a guy in his own ear and just like anyone else would, you wouldn't disobey the guy in the air.

"Oh okay! Uh, there's more Total Drama after the break."


To be continued in the second part of the dodgeball challenge, where these contestants are falling off in the metaphorical sense, as they get used to their new incredibly wacky teams in Phase 2 of Total Drama: Ultimate Islands, because...well, the teams have completely changed and so have the dynamics.

Hold up, why bring Smee and Crimson at this point or even bring new contestants at this point?

Crimson's definitely a distinct personality even within this cast with very exaggerated characters and actual superviallins, being quite the chill goth that hates smiles and vibes with animals. (surprisingly)

Smee's got potential and is the funniest Disney villainous sidekick and much more importantly, is part of a storyline that's going to take a really long time to implement (if only because it spans episodes!)

TBH, I like her, Ridonculous Race was intended to have two contestants and she might have a bigger than usual impact on the game!

And since there's now new teams, it's time to re-add to the roster and honestly, there's not going to be any returning contestants until there's at least 32 left...

...heck, there might not be any more returning contestants, which would make sense, since there doesn't need to be any right now!

Speaking of those wacky teams!

The Fiery Foxes' team members (Having the symbol be a deep orange stamp with an determined arctic fox inside of it):
Sakura Kusagano (Street Fighter)
Giovanni Potage (Ephihet Erased)
Penny Proud (The Proud Family)
Deadpool AKA Wade Wilson
Yumeko Jabami (Kakegurui)
Sol Badguy AKA Fredrick Bulsara (Guilty Gear)
Pinstripe Potoroo (Crash Bandicoot)
Satori Tendou (Haikyuu!)
Mai Shiranui (Fatal Fury)
Darkness AKA Lalatina Ford Dustiness (Konosuba)
Kipo Oak (Kipo and The Age of Wonderbeasts)
Michiru Tamegori (BNA: Brand New Animal)
Mikasa Ackermann (Attack on Titan)
Iori Yagami (King of Fighters)
Clover Ewing (Totally Spies)
Miko Kubota (Glitch Techs)
Ochako Uraraka (My Hero Academia)
Doreen Green AKA Squirrel Girl
Basil of Baker Street (The Great Mouse Detective)
Min Min (ARMS)
Leshawna (Total Drama Island)
JFK (The Clone, Clone High)
Dante (Devil May Cry)
Azula (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
Mystique Sonia (Hero 108)
Hsien-Ko (Darkstalkers)
Noah (Total Drama Island)
Sammy (TD: Pahkitew Island)
Rock (Ridonculous Race)
Rapunzel (Tangled)
Pit (Kid Icarus)
Crimson (Ridonculous Race finally gets equalised)
The Coachman (a man with not even a first name, Pinocchio)

The Chill Capybara's team members (Having their symbol being a teal/turquoise-coloured stamp with a relaxed capybara inside of it):
Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender, team ?)
Cassie Cage (Mortal Kombat)
Miles "Tails" Prower (Sonic The Hedgehog)
Joseph Joestar (JoJo's: Battle Tendency)
Ryuko Matoi (Kill La Kill)
Yuri Sakazaki (Art of Fighting)
Tanjiro Kamado (Demon Slayer)
David Snake (Metal Gear Solid)
Tanya Degurechaff (Saga of Tanya The Evil)
Catalina Alves (Grand Theft Auto)
Khun Aguero Agnes (Tower of God)
Nicole Watterson (The Amazing World of Gumball)
Tifa Lockhart (Final Fantasy)
Scott Pilgrim (...vs. The World)
Samus Aran (Metroid)
Kyo Kusanagi (King of Fighters)
Terry Bogard (Fatal Fury)
Kugisaki Nobara (Jujutsu Kaisen)
Riley Freeman (The Boondocks)
Kasumi Todoh (Art of Fighting)
Legoshi (Beastars)
Aisling (Secret of Kells)
Reg (Made in Abyss)
Bayonetta (from her self-titled series)
Tiana (Princess and The Frog from Disney)
Muscle Man (Regular Show)
Luigi (Super Mario)
Lowain (Granblue Fantasy)
Shego (Kim Possible)
Mr. Smee (Peter Pan)
Samurai Jack (Samurai Jack, given his name by some guy in the future)
Storm Shadow (who has a name, but the TD people don't have it, G.I. Joe: Renegades, specifically)
The Heavy (does he need a name or something?, Team Fortress 2)

Phase 2 begins right now, as the teams are going to fuck up each other with reused volleyballs, actual dodgeballs and other balls that kinda feel like dodgeballs!