Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 18: Double Down Dodgeball
Part 3: Dodge To Brawl
Dante and Bayonetta are about to get serious and in hilarious fashion, Coachman wants in on the rivalry action and more importantly, a lot of the Foxes are still wondering what is this guy's deal? And the Capybaras are willing to capitalize on their win with some more unusual strategies that are more weird than wacky!
With that being said, there's still some new love in the air and yes, it comes from an existing couple...still, but it's still some new love! Anyways, let's just get this started.
1602jaw: Appreciate the in-joke and I appreciate your like of the previous chapter!
Memeking The Third: Eh, it's been years since Noah last did a dodgeball challenge, he probably had to change sometime!
"Welcome back to Total Drama Ultimate, where the Foxes are regrouping."
The 33-strong team was definitely filled with feuds, friendships and more importantly, people that wouldn't listen to anyone else for no reason other than they were mad.
And Sol was actually one of them, as he stood up on a table, as there were more than a few shouting matches going on...and he did one thing.
"SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTHS!"
Now everybody had to listen to him, even if they were in the middle of choking or smashing each other.
"Look, I don't care what dumbass grudge you've got or if you're the least cooperative person in the multiverse, we need to win this or else, some of you are going home." Sol basically commanded the team. "Talking about you, old man and wannabe genius."
Giovanni just scoffed, as Satori just slapped his shoulder.
"All we need to do is get serious, copy their strategy by just trying to catch their balls and destroy them and maybe figure out how to not be assholes to each other, because my team figured that out."
"I don't know if swearing so much is going to help! But it does need a leader like me!" Giovanni had to shout, as Satori was very much doing that smile.
"Just help us win and you won't be eliminated." Sol grumbled.
"Then let's do it for Sol Badguy! The man with the badass name!" Satori yelled to the rest of the team again. "And Noah, the man who doesn't like dodgeball."
"For the record, I still don't like it, still not my thing, still trying to beat the rest." Noah just dryly remarked, as he had come up with a strategy. "...I don't get it, why not use your powers to confuse the other team?"
"Then let's mix that with Duncan's bullshit." Sol stated, cracking his knuckles. "Also force Coachman to get his business together."
"...Sol, you are not suggesting what you're suggesting?" Coachman quickly came up to the intimidated bounty hunter to "convince" him.
GAME 2 of 3 (Foxes 0, Capybaras 1)
"Now that you guys have your stuff sorted, let's get ballin'! But first, this challenge is going to take a while, so let's get real!"
This time, the first six of each team were entirely different, as Chef's whistle came back in the game.
Mostly due to Coachman's presence fucking up the dynamic of Mai Shiranui, Iori Yagami, Noah, Rapunzel and Pit and it didn't help that the old man wasn't willing.
But on the other side, Ryuko, Khun, Luigi, Legoshi, Samurai Jack and...Kyo, surprisingly, there were going to be impressively strange plays and it immediately started with one already.
Noah had the ball and he threw it at what was apparently dead air, but it was really obvious what had happened.
"Really had to do it to me." Noah grumbled.
"I didn't care." Storm Shadow remarked with the invisibility. "Because it's legal."
"WAIT-"
"It is...sorta." Chef couldn't care to elaborate.
And it was up to Mai to go ninja to ninja, as the rest of the first six were just throwing some serious balls in the face or in the legs for...reasons, Luigi jumping over the balls and allowing Legoshi to get in some decent throws at the opponent.
There were definitely some dodges happening with Pit and Rapunzel, especially since the princess actually managed to use the pan in a ridiculous fashion and smashing Ryuko out of the game.
Pit actually managed to jump on the old man, who knew that he looked ridiculous, and through sheer stupidity, stomped on Coachman and more importantly, his own chances...
...because he got hit by a ball.
Coachman fell down and got back up, as he somehow managed to catch the same ball that somehow went in his hand.
"Oh damn, that was quick!" Khun was plainly perturbed by the catch.
Iori was looking at Kyo and clearly dodged his way out of that ball's direction...into another ball.
"Why are you so stupid?" Coachman asked seriously.
"Because some dumbass decided to stand there." Iori remarked with a grin.
And as if the Foxes luck couldn't get worse, Miko jumped off the bleachers and literally had to jump back on, because Ryuko nailed her shot once again.
Iori was mad beyond all comprehension, as he also jumped with Miko into the elimination zone.
"STOP GETTING ELIMINATED!" Coachman put all of his energy into a throw that bounced right off the ground and probably broke Ryuko's chin. "Hah, eliminate yourself."
Ryuko just stomped her way to the bleachers, as she was right next to Khun and still really mad...and then Legoshi quickly joined her, as he was another victim of the old man's odd bouncing throws.
And then Kyo directly looked at the very much smug Coachman, who basically did the same fast and hard to dodge throws, except...nothing because Kyo looked at the ball.
Alas it was not to be, as the ball went right into his face, even if his hands were just about to catch.
"Fuck, man! When did he get so good at this game?" Kyo just slammed his hand on the bleachers.
"Uh, pretty sure he didn't...we just started sucking." Khun said.
"You better shut your mouth, I had it." Kyo said.
Both teams now had 29 players left in the field, as Coachman's bounce throw and Luigi's strange defense marked another point in the game...and it wasn't getting any less jockey at all.
Aisling and Kipo through the former's teleport throw and the latter's jaguar arm throw, both managed to knock each other out and for the record, the green banana and donkey...generator was still in the game and very dumbfounded.
*Aisling's confessional*
She was excited.
"As much as Piccolo helped me, I don't need him! I've lived on my own for a long time and then I met Brendan and now I miss him a bit..."
Aisling just looked at the camera.
"...But I'm not scared because I've got wolves and a couple of good friends on my new team, who are better than Piccolo!"
*Confessional cut*
28 each.
That is how many unused players that both teams had and aside from Luigi and Coachman, the rest of the court were a little quirky with their dodgeball skills.
Giovanni was definitely one of them with the soup-dodgeball mix-up that was raring to go, Sakura was fired up, Noah and Yumeko were both there and Hsien-Ko had a whole bunch of stuff up her detachable sleeves on the Foxes' side.
And on the Capybaras, it was just...
...Luigi, Scott Pilgrim, Samurai Jack, Riley, Tanya and Shego, only the craziest bunch on said team for this challenge.
"Yeah, you're going to go down for real!" Scott had to brag.
"Say you...I'd steal it, but Giovanni Potage doesn't need to steal words!"
Just like that, they fired their best shot at their opponents.
Giovanni and Scott dodged their own balls and unsurprisingly, Coachman had to go out some time and surprisingly, Scott did just that with his solid throw...and Giovanni missed anyone.
"Heh!" Giovanni remarked.
"Heh to you." Shego grumbled, as she threw a green-energy ball.
And Giovanni caught it, leaving Shego fuming as she walked off the court and he caught another ball as he dropped Shego's ball and said ball came from a very mad Nicole.
"This game's-" Nicole was mad.
"-this game is fair, you just suck." Heavy smugly crossed his arms, as he got up into the game.
"I said it was weird!" Nicole had to elaborate loudly.
Heavy and Catalina came in right after Shego, Nicole and now Luigi's elimination, as they came in to party...party hard after getting a good catch on Giovanni and Noah.
Heavy, Catalina, Riley, Scott and Samurai Jack were still in this challenge, as Kasumi wanted to do the dodgeball runback by joining the court...and the new six were part of 23 safe Capybaras.
Tanya got wiped out and so did Cassie, oddly enough.
Meanwhile, the Foxes still had Hsien-Ko, Yumeko, Sakura, Sammy, Min Min and Leshawna, hoping that the power of the ladies would further their lead of 25 uneliminated players.
*Sokka's confessional*
There was much happening in his head.
"I'm trying to pull off strategies that will beat Azula's team clean and I have no idea what is happening or what the strategy is! But what is more important is that Azula doesn't know that I don't know!" Sokka smugly grinned as he said that.
*Confessional cut*
Too bad Scott's opportunity was taken away, as Hsien-Ko dropped a little quake and eliminated him...and so was Heavy's opportunity also thanks to the quake and an assist from Min Min.
Now it was 25-21 and all of the campers were shaken physically, but not mentally, as Hsien-Ko and Min Min were more than prepared to follow up on that stuff.
"It's time to get serious!" Min Min shouted. "More serious!"
"We're already more serious." Hsien-Ko just took off his sleeves and threw a serious throw.
Alongside the other synchronized throws that came by accident, Hsien-Ko's just kinda piled on the attack that was coming towards the Capybaras and some were stronger than others.
Much stronger, as Hsien-Ko and Sakura smashed both Mr. Smee and Tiana (don't ask, it was weird) in the belly with their powerful balls...and Min Min's ball didn't exactly get caught by Heavy.
24-18, as Yumeko's ball got caught by an prepared Kasumi Todoh, who was just feeling ready for any kind of ball and the gambling girl was a little miffed by the sudden elimination.
"It sucks that I got eliminated so early...at least I have my friends." Yumeko said, trying to bring Azula and Pinstripe together.
"Yeah, friends are a bit of a stretch." Azula remarked, basically nudging her teammate off her own self.
"Don't listen to the master strategist, you're cooler than her." Pinstripe also remarked with a smug grin.
"I think you're both fine!" Yumeko said. "Besides, our team's still winning repeatedly!"
The three of them were still ignoring plain awkward plays that were on the court, as there was one elimination that was hilarious on the Foxes' side, as Min Min got hit with her stretched arms out there and slowly walked onto the court.
"Well I got mixed up." Min Min shrugged with her normal-sized arms.
"Then you shall not get mixed up next time!" Yumeko encouraged her, as Azula and Pinstripe just scoffed at the comments.
*Yumeko's confessional
"I may be part of the alliance that tries to control the game and decide on a bunch of people to eliminate, but that doesn't mean I can shame my teammate for no reason!"
*Confessional cut*
It was now 23 FF to 17 CC and the dodgeball match didn't get any smarter, as the numbers were going down.
Muscle Man was just...plain throwing really stupid and really fast, which shouldn't have worked at all as it was plain straight and the balls were not even that fast, but through the power of being mad.
Sammy barely survived the dodgeballs, as she blocked them and blocking only counts when you're positive in frame data and Leshawna...somehow survived through sheer skills and what not.
It was working...stupidly well, as his balls were just there mixed in with the serious balls and somehow tripping up Foxes members that did an impressive amount of flips.
Mostly Clover and Darkness smashing into each other and getting smashed by at least one ball and coincidentally, Penny Proud being attacked in three areas at once and finally, nothing else happening but a bunch of balls being around the area.
Muscle Man was more than motivated to do some more and-
"Oh my gosh, were you not thinking?" Tanya asked.
"Yeah, bro, what did you even do?" Muscle Man had to brag. "I threw those guys out...you know who else threw those guys out?"
Tanya didn't want to say it because there was one thing happening...well, two.
"My mom!"
And just like that, Muscle Man finished his joke, barely dodged a ball and threw another ball at someone and that someone caught it.
That someone also had a good response.
"Your mom must suck!"
Michiru dropped some disrespect on Muscle Man, as she was looking ready to employ some baseball original throws...as the man got real mad at the disrespect aimed at his mother, quite literally rolling around and literally tripping Lowain up.
"Whoa, whoa, just because your cool mom isn't the greatest mom alive doesn't mean you get mad about it." Lowain said calmly.
"Bro, she doesn't even know me." Muscle Man spat out, getting up instantly. "And she has that freaky...body!"
"Yo, stop!" Lowain tried to carry him off. "Bro, it's over."
"Nah-"
Lowain then got hit by Penny Proud, who was not proud of the easy hit and quickly went back to thinking of something good to deal with.
*Tanya's confessional*
"I can't believe we have our first elimination and the challenge isn't even over...that's hilarious."
She just left a space in the confessional.
"If we didn't have to eliminate three other people, some of which could be very useful in future challenges. My god, I don't know when Tiana's time is up!"
*Confessional cut*
15 chill capybaras were plainly in this challenge to win it, which wasn't looking too well for the team that just had two members knocked out due to one member's dumbassery.
18 fiery foxes (Noah got swung at by Riley Freeman, who was now motivated) were very interested in winning like anyone would, as especially Coachman would attest to, and they made that goal clear.
With Michiru ready to take some more serious swings and the other members generally looking badass for a good moment, right before they came in with some awesome potshots.
Mystique Sonia did like a volleyball thing before bopping it right at ready to catch Tanjiro off-guard and like an perceptive demon slayer would, Tanjiro rolled back and caught the ball.
Tanjiro was in the zone, ready to catch any other ball and said the ball was still coming right at him...and it hit his forehead too, sure of the fact that he wasn't going to catch it.
14 CC - 17 FF
Pinstripe Potoroo was in there and like any mobster, he had a couple of targets that the rest of the team had to pick up on...and just pointed at both targets, who were smiling smugly.
"I don't fuck with that guy." Riley just said.
"Me neither...I don't mess with him." Reg was a bit taken aback from the swear.
Riley and Reg were trying to move a bit differently, as Riley was actually flipping around the balls that were thrown right at him like he was fighting someone and Reg had stretchy arms that managed to...completely miss balls.
But they also missed him, so it was equally weird for Reg and JFK...
...who was going at it with his same horny vision and same stupidly random throws that made Muscle Man a dodgeball threat, complete with a quick sidestep that that still didn't interrupt his throws that brung the sidesteps.
Riley got fucked with and Reg was taken aback, as the combo attack from JFK, Dante and Pinstripe was...for lack of a better word, a lot of balls just being shot at them.
Didn't help when Snake naturally had to try and dodge all of the balls that were pelted towards his way and like any super-soldier, he had limits.
11 CC - 16 FF
"Oh my god, we're getting sauce'd out there! This is terrible!" Tiana shouted from the sides. "It's like being in crab sauce."
Lowain was just imagining getting lost in the sauce right before being snapped out of his thoughts.
"...Oh yeah, sauce." Lowain suddenly spoke. "Wait, SNAKE GOT DESTROYED!"
"Calm down, it's not that bad." Tiana said, trying to calm the blonde cook. "...Uh..."
The Capybaras were a little bit shocked at how strong three (and a half) dudebros were at the dodgeball game, as while JFK may have gotten knocked out completely by Cassie's wildball, they were still 5 members down.
Now, it was three and a half dudebros featuring Leshawna and Rock being the replacement bro dude for JFK's equally stupid loss, but there was one thing that couldn't be more noticable.
"So, the strategy of overwhelming may not work for some of the campers, so make them fear your very existence on the other side of the net. With only the fear of the throws." Azula told the six that were on the court.
"Then what do you want me to do?" Rock asked.
"...Crush their spirit, obviously."
Rock just sighed.
*Rock's confessional*
He was dumbstruck.
"At least Sol told us to do something that didn't crush our spirit, because that's a...very messed up...kind of feeling."
And he now was smiling like he didn't have the previous thought.
".Also, I'm still gonna rock because I don't have a clue on how to do that!" He shouted.
*Confessional cut*
Sokka was incredibly nervous about being in this specific dodgeball game, because it was not looking good for his team and why the hell Yuri and Terry were still so jaunty in spite of the dire circumstances.
Tails did manage to eliminate Leshawna through the sheer power of oddly precise shots that barely worked and the woman with 'tude was shouting at someone...
...but that was it for good news, as Crimson arrived on the court very displeased and very in the dark.
"We've got bigger problems once again!" Sokka shouted, as the goth raised an eyebrow. "You won't defeat us!"
And he desperately threw a ball that quite easily would have been dodged by anyone, but weirdly enough Crimson quite easily caught it and then got hit by another ball that Sokka put in.
"NOOO, the goth beat me!" Sokka yelled. "We need something!"
10 CC - 13 FF
"Wait, what do you-" Chef just saw the score. "-oh, yikes, that sucks for you Capybara guys...at least you got one game up."
"Timeout, please!" Sokka screamed, still raising his hand. "PLEASE!"
"You're eliminated."
"Then we have a time-out." Cassie just stepped up. "I'm pretty sure there's-"
The whistle blew in their faces, as Sokka and Cassie de-tensed themselves for a slow second.
"Okay, keep this quick 'cause I want to see some pain!" Chris had to shout.
The whole of the Chill Capybaras just got together. (minus Storm Shadow because, of course, he found Snake Eyes and got baited by Cobra to be on there...don't ask, it doesn't make sense anyways)
Everyone was just shouting ideas around the place down to the erratic nature and smashing together of players who didn't vibe or even like each other within the blue court.
"Guys, guys, we need to figure out a plan of some sort." Snake stated. "I know that some of us are...a little more stunted than others and a little more erratic than the rest, but the remaining 10 are pretty solid."
"Well, yeah! I know Terry and he knows me and I think we'd do pretty good!" Yuri suggested proudly, as Terry awkwardly nodded. "Right, Terry!"
"Yeah...we could do it, but Azula, Sol and that Satori guy ain't easy to get around." Terry stated, thinking for a second. "I can take 'em."
"I'll take them first!" Yuri shouted. "...Well, I'm going to save the best for last. Because I'm the best."
"Keep that energy up for the final four."
"Storm Shadow isn't here, Yuri willingly wants to save the best for last, Tails is good and someone has to be the third reserve." Snake asked the team. "Is anyone willing to do it?"
"Could be much worse, could be much better." Tifa said. "But I'm pretty sure that someone over there...needs to be knocked down a bit."
"Well, there's Storm Shadow, Yuri, Tails and Tifa...and the rest of us better get serious if we're going to take it 2-0." Snake told the rest of them, as Samus grinned. "Or 2-1 if it comes to that."
Lowain just smirked, as Yuri kicked his face.
"Damn it."
*Lowain's confessional*
He sighed sadly.
"Man, it sure does suck that I'm not on the same team as Deadpool, probably the only guy who could break fourth walls harder than me." Lowain stated. "Plus we've got the boomer and the zoomer finally coming together...aw yeah, we've got the dumb podcast!"
*Confessional cut*
Terry Bogard, Kugisaki Nobara, Cassie Cage (still on it), Bayonetta, Samus Aran and Scott Pilgrim weren't exactly the last line of defense when it came to...dodgeball, but other than Storm Shadow, Yuri Sakazaki, Tails and Tifa Lockhart, it was just them against the barrage of Foxes that were regrouped.
It was mostly the same line-up for the Foxes being Rock, Pinstripe Potoroo, Basil, Ochako Uraraka, Dante and Squirrel Girl...which for lack of a better word, was stacked against the Capybaras and the remaining members that were on the benches were still ridiculously powerful. (Sol Badguy, Azula, Sakura was still in, Mystique Sonia, Mikasa, Deadpool and Satori Tendou)
And the game restarted on Chef's whistle.
"Let's just go ahead." Squirrel Girl stated. "Let's do this thing and be-"
"-Heroes! Let's be heroes." Uraraka quickly disrupted.
"...I was going to say that." Squirrel Girl remarked.
"Okay." Uraraka quickly said, prepared to catch the ball.
Uraraka noticed that the game had actually gotten started and it was already not looking good for a certain someone that wasn't on her team.
Cassie's luck had just run out thanks to Dante being on point and of course, the soldier was a little apprehensive about the obvious match-up.
-9 CCs against 13 FFs-
Well, it was more Dante vs Bayonetta action happening, as the demon hunter and witch locked eyes, even to the dismay of the other teammates who knew what was about to go down.
Dante threw with impeccable precision at Bayonetta's pretty little face and she didn't exactly dodge it...
...mostly because someone already tried to catch it, but ended up getting almost knocked out in the process.
Samus was damn sure that she did not just get hit at ridiculous speed by a dodgeball and get smashed to the ground, but she did anyway...if only because she didn't really anticipate it coming.
Samus, of all people, got eliminated through a questionable throw.
"Whoa, whoa, turn it down!" Uraraka shouted. "We don't have to murder them, just win the challenge..."
"Yeah, we're going for gold-" Pinstripe wanted to finish that, but Bayonetta ended that sentence for him.
-8 CCs against 12 FFs-
"Honestly, our chances are good!"
Uraraka was ready and willing to catch it, since it had to come from an unusual source...well, Scott Pilgrim technically counted as an unusual source, looking angered and impassioned.
And just like Scott managed to instantly scoop up another weak ball that Basil of Baker Street threw like it was a whole lot of...thing and the detective didn't have to play any more game.
-8 CCs against 11 FFs-
"Haha, let's see you do that!" Scott bragged.
"They will, man." Terry remarked towards Scott. "They will..."
"No, they won't." Scott crossed his arms, readying his "secret" weapon. "I got a sword-"
"Whoa, whoa, don't slice 'em! You're going to get kicked off!" Terry stated, as he was defending himself against some fast balls.
Scott was very confidently swinging it around and quite instantly, he got eliminated by a smirking Dante and Terry Bogard wanted to be real careful about how he was going to deal with the dodgeball wars.
Scott was eliminated and quite hilariously, Nobara was also eliminated thanks to one serious catch.
Nobara even made sure to put the hammer and the dodgeball into the equation and yet, Sakura still caught it with all of her energy...basically doing an absorbing Hadouken to catch it.
-6 CCs against 11 FFs-
"Look at that, the dodgeball still alive to tell the tale, that was a nasty catch!" Chris announced. "Wonder if Bayo's going to pull out some ancient technique!"
True to Chris' word...she did.
The ancient art of moving really fast, slowing everything else down for her and she was ready to get so many eliminations on the slightly deadlier team.
First off, Rock got unceremoniously eliminated by a random throw from Terry Bogard.
"No hard feelings to ya!" Terry exclaimed.
And then in this specific order.
Pinstripe Potoroo got hit with the Witch Time ball...nothing else needed to be said and then right after that, Ochako Uraraka tried to do some honest moves by doing a catch and a solid jump.
Too bad the jumping catch still whiffed in hilarious fashion and she may have landed fine, but also ended up getting hit by the Witch Time ball.
A third person had to get hit by the Witch Time Ball and said person had to decide to enter the court and immediately get swung out of the competition.
Two hands was worse than four hands and Mystique Sonia looked real mad at the stupid high amount of eliminations that was happening in...about ten seconds and said ten seconds wasn't even up.
Yasha (Sonia's actually sentient hat) was ready to take the Witch Time Ball on it, as Mystique Sonia was still throwing another ball at someone and in the end, it was still a hit on Bayonetta's side.
-6 CCs and 7 FFs-
Bayonetta had to get caught sometime and Dante had the solution...
...just be fast as all hell, as he threw the ball to where Bayo probably would be at and somehow just like that, she got eliminated because to her left, Tifa was doing a little handling.
"Whoa, it's a fair game now!" Chris shouted. "Funny how that works when two crazy people! Still going to have to sent Dante off for knocking people out."
"Okay, but I'm pretty sure that there's some other people that some others have knocked out!" Dante just crossed his arms. "To be fair, my team's ridiculous and probably could take that witch down."
"Funny story...they couldn't do that without you. What a team." Bayonetta flippantly said.
The two of them scoffed at each other, as Coachman was genuinely interested in both of them for...odd reasons that won't be elaborated on, because it was time for...
"It's the DP! What's good...I heard that I'm going to-"
Deadpool quickly dodged another ball.
"-Whoop."
*Deadpool's confessional*
"I'll say one thing that the author of this fic may or may not like...sometimes this thing is a bit inconsistent, but one thing's for sure...I love these challenges, even if they probably suck for everyone else!" Deadpool declared.
*Confessional cut*
And then another one.
"Oh my god, he's insane!" Tendou shouted.
The full gauntlet of Tendou, Sol, Azula, Mikasa and Deadpool could not be further emphasized, as the five of them were doing some awesome things that included...
...eliminating Tails with three balls that were hard to dodge, even as with the rolling strategy...
...and making sure that Yuri, Terry and Tifa had a hard time, as Storm Shadow was far from interested in this game and those three were still on the court.
"Wow, those Foxes sure could win this one! Hopefully, those chill Capybaras don't fumble the bag in a hilarious fashion!"
"Oh shit, we're gonna lose!" Yuri shouted.
"We could win if our heads were put together." Tifa said.
"Their heads are together and ours kinda isn't!"
"Then let's play catch...catch these hands." Tifa got a look from Yuri. "The hands that catch dodgeballs!"
Terry just patted Yuri on the back, as Tifa steeled her resolve and vowed to kick more ass than was physically possible...probably.
''And just like that, the game starts again!"
Deadpool had one thing to do...kick some major butt, as he did a side flip throw truly mixing up Yuri, who rolled under the ball...and more than a few others, as she got one up and was ready to roll...
...roll her way into another elimination with the volleyball player not anticipating the low blow.
"That was low!" Tendou complained.
"Deal with the blow." Yuri remarked, right before snatching another ball was not meant for her. "Beat it, whoever threw it at me!"
Deadpool was a little gobsmacked by the sudden catch, as he had one thing to say to her face.
"I bet you could've looked to your right, because we're winning!" He declared, as he sat down in between two people. "In your face!"
Yuri just scoffed at the comment, as she looked to her right to see Terry Bogard...get pummeled by a bunch of dodgeballs and there were only 3 Chill Capybaras left.
She was very mad, as Terry Bogard looked incredulously at her and Tifa was full on trying to dodge a whole bunch of dodgeballs.
"Oh no, it was in my face!" Yuri shouted. "DEADPOOL!"
"Now I'm dead in the pool!"
Deadpool may have said that from the stands, but the presence of an angry karate teenager said more with her place than anything...mostly because it was to be working.
Yuri threw a super-fast ball at Sol...and then a second that was even faster, as she was plain angrily throwing some balls around the whole place and the whole place included...
...practically everyone, as there were so many people ducking and a whole bunch of balls that were bouncing around the place and like a true comedy skit, it all came back to her.
Literally, as she eliminated herself.
"Comedy gold, but you're going to have to deal with the consequences of your actions." Chris announced. "We've got Tifa and the missing ninja against
*Tifa's confessional*
"She got so mad that she eliminated herself is definitely a thing that would happen this season...maybe not really, but it's still...real dumb!" Tifa said. "Okay."
*Confessional cut*
Now it was down to a bunch of smoke that was gathering in the air and Tifa Lockhart, who knew what time it was...Storm Shadow's time to shine in this challenge.
Azula and Mikasa were the only ones left, as Deadpool, Satori Tendou and Sol Badguys were goners on the Fiery Foxes' side and it was going to be one of those matches.
Mostly because it was going to take a while...or it would have if Mikasa wasn't throwing out of her own mind, as the ninja actually arrived into the challenge and instantly had to dodge Mikasa's ball.
Fireballs and slaying balls were thrown one after another at the two remaining Capybaras, but they weren't keeping them down at all...even if Storm Shadow hated everything about this challenge and threw a few balls that were stupid fast.
Azula, Mikasa and Storm Shadow maneuvered like they were able to dance through anything...Tifa didn't and subsequently, got eliminated.
"Do it, ninja guy...I forgot your name, sorry!" Smee shouted. "But you are very annoying."
"I do not care." Storm Shadow stated, stopping for a vital second. "Stop."
The dodgeball easily got caught by the ninja and Mikasa was now gone and Storm Shadow threw it right back at Azula, who was ready to make good on the rules of nature.
Sometimes you move and sometimes you don't move...
...anyways, through incredible strength and incredible fire, Azula managed to make the third game happen with the hottest catch of the game.
"AND JUST LIKE THAT, IT'S ONE-ONE...as both teams have tied!" Chris announced. "I wonder what kind of fast game will result from the final game of today's dodgeball! Wish I could tell you how this thing's going to end, but it's going to be hilarious regardless!"
Storm Shadow looked like he was going to kill Snake Eyes for no reason and Azula looked like she put Zuko in the dungeon for no reason.
"Come back for more drama!"
To be continued in the fourth part of the dodgeball challenge, where these contestants are trying to break the tie and probably avoid whatever shenanigan Chris uses to speed this challenge up!
To be fair, this was mostly written in 2 days and Storm Shadow might not even have that if he messes up in the next challenge, as the rivalry between Dante and Bayonetta becomes...stupid!
Also, I promise more couple action and you will get more couple action, because I hope that the game's going to be shorter!
