Total Drama Ultimate: The Islands!
Episode 19: Smashing With Friends!
Part 1: The Smashing Drama!
In the middle of a Canadian island, there's somehow space for a pretty well-regulated desert in between the new, yet familiar chicanery of Pahkitew Island!
And in the desert, pure laziness somehow combines with pure creativity once again to get Master Hand into the show and confuse everyone with a time honoured remix of an old Total Drama Fanfic staple!
But wait a second, what's this? A bit more of...everything with the side characters including the newly defined Drama Berets (Tanya's oddly powerful four-man alliance) and minus still unnamed merger of Azula & Coachman's alliances (officially) and some other Ryuko business?
Crazy!
Memeking: He definitely went out his own way...because though he's not really a contestant, he's relevant to whatever the G.I. Joe's involved in!
1602jaw: There's a lot of questions that probably won't be answered any time soon lest I have a side story coming out and you know, Aisling's mad. Really mad.
Like I'm not really planning for this to have heavy lore! I'm either saving that for this season's sequel or a spin-off takes place in the future...so, yeah.
"Last time on Total Drama Ultimate, the legendary game of dodgeball returns here to make these 64 campers sweat, dodge and get wiped out! One new face and one old face add to the drama to make the Chill Capybaras and the Fiery Foxes...exist! Both teams had their fair share of wipeouts and killer plays, but in the end the Capybaras got wiped out in the third round because...they sucked! And as a result, Storm Shadow and Khun got eliminated!"
Chris had to emphasise it.
"Yeah, this show's really serious now...hahaha...who's going to smash some heads? Who's going to kick their friends off the stage and who's going to bring the fight? Find out on...Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!"
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WAIT, WHY DO WE NEED AN INTRO? This is a fanfiction with 400,000+ words with a randomly high amount of characters, so it's a bit unnecessary.
I should stop promising stuff that only ups the word count, sorry to the guys who wanted to re-introduce these weird new teams into the fray...and I'm cutting it late anyways.
Really late... (Uploadin' at 2am, because I procrastinated.)
Early in the morning, Dante wasn't snoring, so he got himself out of bed to continue the mostly extended celebration that the dodgeball challenge somehow gave him.
And also eat some Marmite, because he was a pure badass.
"Uh, who bet me this again?" Dante asked. "JFK?"
"That's my name...er uh...sex is my other name!"
"Alright, man, what a name!"
They both weren't mad at all, as the deadly duo was eating the most divisive thing on the island at the moment and some others were a bit tired and very bored of the Total Drama routine.
"Dude, you think they're all impressed by-"
JFK had a bad taste, as he was coughing up the thing.
"-Now that's not impressive!"
"It is not by any stretch of the imagination." Basil said, as the two were having some fun with the most divisive...sauce or spread. "That being said, it is a bit off by a few days."
"Nah, that's some pussy shit! Doesn't matter if it's expired or not, I'm eating it!" JFK just ate some more of it, as Basil questioned what was wrong with half of his team.
Dante ate some more expired spread.
Basil was joined by Iori Yagami, who was a bit annoyed with the alliance that was in the middle of something terrible, mostly because Azula was actually involved this time around and Sokka happened to be there.
Odd bench fellows to be sure.
"Look, do you have time to chat?" Basil asked.
"No and I don't want to chat that much. This team sucks." Iori remarked.
"I doubt that many of the members displease you that much..."
"I ain't a social person and there's like a bunch of people who I don't trust with anything."
Basil and Iori realised that they were having an odd conversation and just kept it going, as they noticed the odd air amongst the most contentious members of the group.
"Really...doesn't sound like you trust anyone here. Wise choice."
"No, I'm talking like the shitty people in here like that Coachman guy, Yumeko, Pinstripe and Azula. Would probably kick my ass for no reason." Iori said this a bit quieter. "The new guys from the other team aren't giant assholes, so they're something."
"Still does not sound like you trust anyone. Well, then, that was...a conversation." Basil told Iori like he had info to bring. "Can't believe the scariest alliance got forced together by an intervention and a gamble."
"Yeah, what the fuck was that? See ya." Iori just waved the mouse away, as he deliberately ignored the ire of the most important alliance member.
*Basil's confessional*
The mouse was oddly in a neutral mood.
"Dawson did recommend this for a vacation and this somehow feels like much less of a vacation and more of a case where I have to expose someone... I wonder how Coachman's doing." He said.
*Coachman's confessional*
He was quite proud of his random hating.
"...Well, well, Iori Yagami, you think you can talk to my second biggest enemy without any problems...then I will put some problems onto you!"
*Confessional cut*
One thing was very apparent of the bluer side of the team, they were not in much of a good mood besides a few people that tried to do that...especially Ryuko, Aisling and unsurprisingly, Samus.
One was the kid of the forest.
One was angry half of the time and had another legitimate reason to be mad.
The third wasn't pleased with her team.
"Man, Aisling, I wish you'd get mad about someone messing with our team. That's a real big deal!" Ryuko was trying not to be angry. "Oh yeah-"
"OF COURSE YOU FORGOT!" Aisling shouted. "You think it's fine that my wolves are hurt really badly!"
"No, come on, chill!" Ryuko said.
"I can't chill!"
Ryuko and Aisling were in a weird shouting match, as Samus was considering her next bunch of moves with Snake and a few others on the same table that was still shaking.
"Didn't Medic heal her wolves like days ago?" Samus asked. "She should get over it or something!"
"It's very important to her and I don't know why you wouldn't recognize that!" Tanjiro told her seriously, as Samus glared at him. "...But you kinda scare me too."
"Good."
Samurai Jack and Tanjiro were set on one goal.
"But you do understand that it is very important."
*Samurai Jack's confessional*
He was not pleased.
"It has not been a good two days. One third of the team is angry at the loss of two important players, the rest that are here aren't really enthusiastic about anything, me and Tanjiro are focusing their spirit and five of them...are not here."
And then after missing a beat.
"It is a bad time."
*Confessional cut*
Tails and Reg knew the obvious in spite of their genuinely upbeat mood at seeing a few returning faces.
"Hello, guys! So what are you doing?" Tails excitedly said. "Hopefully nice things."
"Come on, Tails, look at them..." Reg saw...
...Scott doing some 1v1 practice with Kyo, who was getting less and less washed with every match and Mr. Smee regretting his decision to rejoin the show with the knowledge he had.
"...they're not doing nice things, besides those two who are gaming."
"I wanted to ask because everyone over there's a downer." Tails asked regardless. "How are you dudes doing?!"
"Not great, getting stomped by this jobless loser!" Kyo answered with a lot of bitter feelings from playing Steve.
"Then what job do you have?" Scott asked, owning the fighter with...Terry. "You didn't even graduate high school, man!"
"Shut up, doofus!"
"Graduated high school maybe!"
Tails and Reg left the situation that they created to go talk to Mr. Smee, who wasn't really that nervous about the competition...just more tense.
"Alright, how are you doing, Mr. Smee?" Reg asked. "You seem...motivated."
"I'm motivated to help out my cap'n! And also angry at that Coachman fellow...can't believe he's such a bad man." Smee answered, not too happy nor too sad.
"Hey, can't blame ya. Made Muscle Man mad in, like, one episode for possibly good reason!" Reg exclaimed.
"Uh...possibly!" Smee quickly said, trying to find an excuse. "...Anyways, I found some treasure just like the cap'n said."
"Wait, what is that?!" Tails saw the treasure that was really one. "That's-"
"-A treasure. Should be good enough." Smee answered with a sincere smile. "Uh, who's the team cap'n here?"
Tails and Reg silently pointed to the now fuming Samus, who immediately got a glare at Smee and the two of them, as...these Capybaras were very far from their namesake.
*Smee's confessional*
The old man was very scared.
"I feel like I missed something important...even though I'm sure that I missed nothing!" Smee stated. "I know that there's the Tanya alliance...thing and that's about it."
*Confessional cut*
Riley and Muscle Man shared one thing that they didn't before Episode 18...being in the same alliance, as Tanya and Catalina were a bit cautious about doing stuff with the Drama Berets, as there were a bunch of stolen berets.
"Man, we did good! We got that white-haired nigga voted out and I did the hard part!" Riley proclaimed. "18 challenges and I'm still in this."
"Bro, be careful, some of the team are mad that we're playing the game!" Muscle Man shouted. "Also, you sucked yesterday."
"Ayo, I was an OG member of this shit! So you better listen to me."
"...For the love of artillery, you're still one failed challenge away from elimination, Riley! Muscle Man...didn't actually do that bad." Tanya told the two of them, as Riley was about to say some more words. "At least you both convinced Khun to be voted off and rock Ryuko again...satisfactory."
Muscle Man high-fived Catalina, who just scooted away right after the high-five, as Riley crossed his arms angrily.
"The hell do you mean satisfactory? That's not even a real word!" Catalina complained. "We did good."
"It is good." Tanya stated curtly. "But we've still got more people to pick off and uh...how about Aisling and Reg, how do we even vote off four people at a time?"
"We just do, not that hard." Catalina just answered, like she was tired of the business. "How about that fox kid, he pisses me off for some reason!"
"That's a dumb reason to vote someone off, but it is a reason, Riley." Tanya looked at Riley with some disdain.
"Nah, fuck that. Kasumi's looking more and more like a blue-haired bitch each day!"
"Alright, who woke you up on the wrong side of the bed?" Tanya said. "Seriously, mess up and we might vote for you!"
"Yeah!" Catalina and Muscle Man had to back the teen commander up, as Riley just chuckled at the intention.
"Okay, okay, at least y'all real. Y'all gonna be disappointed when I come through!" Riley bragged, as he got some laughs. "Anyways, this meeting is over when we start dissing each other."
"Pretty much. Drama Berets, report back after the challenge!" Tanya yelled at the three of them, who just disappeared into the deep Pahkitew forest, never to be seen at 10am on a Tuesday again.
*Tanya's confessional*
"Please tell me that the only reliable member isn't a green guy with some admittedly impressive strength and too much macho to make sense sometimes. I can't believe I thought this would be relaxing." She groaned with displeasure.
*Confessional cut*
Rock and Clover were stuck on some weird vines...as they were trying to hunt one of the rare radiated squirrels that was still there and luckily, Mother Nature cared more than Chris did.
"Do you think this is going to be interrupted or-" Rock asked.
"No way, there's some crazy squirrel from that Revenge of the Island season!" Clover shouted. "...But my clothes took a sacrifice."
"...Okay." Rock said. "So, you wanna get down?"
"I would, but my clothes can't survive!" Clover shouted, trying to not reveal her spy-ness.
On the weird valley that the island had around the lower centre of the place, there was mud...there was always going to be mud and so, someone had to come in and notice.
Too bad, it was...
"What's up, lovers, how are you doing?" Deadpool asked. "...Besides being sidelined in the story, you need something?"
"Uh..." Clover was actually a bit shit out of luck.
"Get into the mud!" Rock shouted with a grin.
"Say no more, man!" Deadpool just put his two swords down. "Get ready for a mud bath!"
Deadpool sliced through the vines, Clover did a shriek and Rock was excited for some more mud, as the three of them got interrupted by a little bit of-
"I got a new challenge for you guys, who like to smash each other...with their fists!"
Deadpool actually managed to get Clover out, the spy teen just jumped off the trees and Rock enjoyed the mud bath that also housed the radiated squirrel.
"Woo, time for the next hopefully normal challenge!" Rock exclaimed. "...Fuck, I'm on top of the squirrel."
"What's wrong with being on top? You know how it goes, sometimes you can even swap positions!"
"Man, this squirrel's from that weird revenge season. You know?"
Rock just got up from the mud, as Clover was feeling squeamish.
"I'm not that surprised...be glad that you're either going to get some power or get some disease."
"Ew, I wouldn't like to get an disease!" Clover complained.
"Meet me at the junkyard, because you guys don't really know the inside of Pahkitew! Because that's actually where the challenges are!" Chris announced, as the 64 campers were encroaching on...some place.
*Clover's confessional*
She was getting...understandably uncomfortable.
"As much as I like him, he likes me and we're cool with it, I don't know how much longer i'm going to last in this weird season with the old man, Azula, the boys doing their thing and the rest of the team being crazy...like what are you gonna do?"
*Confessional cut*
The 64 campers were first at the junkyard.
And then they were back at the catacombs that nearly ended the show.
And then another level down deeper into the Pahkitew catacombs, as a giant fucking hand was just right there standing like a human being...a giant arena that had only one odd feature and a bunch of seats surrounding said dimensional arena.
"Welcome one and all to the famed battles of a certain tournament! A tournament that is called Super Smash Brothers, where a bunch of fighters that a random person could recognize go to fight for fun! I'll let Master Hand take this one!" Chris shouted. "Mr. giant hand!"
"Yes, Christopher, let me handle this." The giant hand just went back to floating over the contestants with odd posture. "Super Smash Brothers is an institution going back twenty years and honestly, all you dudes need to know is that to win, you have to knock the other guy out of the place or make them fall and that, you guys are going to have to pair up!"
"WHAT, DOUBLES!" Pit shouted, as Master Hand wanted to say something, but Chris was on it.
"Yeah, doubles! I think there's...an even number of dudes on each team, even if the Fiery Foxes have 2 more than the Chill Capybaras! Whoever wants out on the Capybaras, raise their hands!"
And of course in hilarious fashion, Kyo and Tanjiro raise their hands, as they kinda listened to what Chris had said.
"Sike, you two are going twice!"
"Hah, get owned!" Iori said, as Tanjiro wasn't that mad.
"I'm going to own you first." Kyo remarked. "And whoever's unlucky enough to get owned more...gets owned more."
"Incredible." Iori remarked sarcastically.
"Anyways, you guys are going to love this twist! As you guys are going to pair up, gain the power of the fighters and...dress up like them!" Chris announced, as the contestants gasped. "Yeah, that's what I like!"
Pit and Miko realised that they were about to have a good time, Deadpool was excited, Min Min was...sure of something odd and the rest were grimacing at the aspect of cosplay.
Besides Noah, surprisingly.
"Okay, Chris, at least this isn't life-threatening. You know what, still not with the cosplay entirely." He said.
"You're just mad that my butt's going to look good in whatever I got!" Leshawna declared.
"It might, but I'm not interested." Noah just went away.
"I would, but er-uh your butt is fat." JFK instantly managed to get hit with his first attack.
On the Chill Capybaras, they were both not about it and relaxed about the prospect of the odd cosplay fighting challenge, as they had no idea what to feel about it.
Besides the ones that did.
"You guys' cosplays were chosen by chance, so get your cards!" Master Hand declared, as Chris looked irked.
*Yuri's confessional*
"My ass can handle a little bit of Ryu and Ken! I think I got a good cosplay going on." Yuri declared. "I bet that I could fight way better than Ken...for some reason!"
*Confessional cut*
One weird session of cosplay, a few horrified reactions and a not surprised trio of hosts later, all of the remaining 64 campers were dressed up and ready to do their thing.
Except Min Min, who was sure of one thing.
"You're not going to be a scientist anytime soon, Chris!" She declared.
"But I'm ballin'!"
Chris was indeed ballin' secretly, as the challenge finally got itself started with a few familiar faces ready to provide commentary on the side.
One of them was a giant donkey with his iconic "DK" tie, raising his fist for Riley.
The second was a fat guy with muscles wearing a yellow and purple plumber's costume.
The third was a blue anthro raptor looking like a disappointed space pilot.
And the last was a certain redhead princess that kept on looking at Luigi.
"And so are your fellow eliminated comrades, Wario, Donkey Kong and Falco! They're here to provide unbiased commentary that a certain redhead couldn't do!"
"FUCK IT UP, LUIGI!" Daisy shouted. "TURN UP THAT BITCH!"
"Okay, okay, I don't exactly like the dumb villains on the Foxes, but keep it down." Falco just put his feathers back on Daisy's head. "Even if one guy's accent is annoying."
Luigi's resolve was steeled, as Pinstripe just grumbled at the re-appearance of Falco Lombardi.
*Wario's confessional*
"I can't believe that the pink-haired guy's still in this! He's...not a genius and me and Lord Hater put a bet on him that if he wins this challenge, he gets paid."
Wario just let that thought sit.
"Him! I'm only a Top 50 entrepreneur and he's like a whole commander of evil or something!"
*Confessional cut*
"Dudes, enjoy your your new looks!"
Leshawna wasn't really happy with looking like Isabelle for hopefully obvious reasons and less happy still with the other person that was hanging around her.
"How's the town managing doing?" Noah snarked.
"The same about your bomb thing. Got a bunch of hours in..."
Leshawna saw Noah open his mouth.
"...don't tell me, you haven't used it before."
"Well no-one's used it before! Look if we're paired up, use the bucket."
"Don't tell me what to do. I'll use whatever!"
Uraraka just floated around as Jigglypuff's costume...and sleep bomb, while Mystique Sonia had no idea how to be the Ivysaur of the crew, spitting out seeds from her hat Yasha while realising that her tongue was a vine...thing.
Dante, Sol and Deadpool were practically homies being the Joker, Ike and Snake trio in that respective order even if they were more badass than the originals.
"I don't think this is random, but I look like a real rockstar! With a sword!" Rock's cosplay of Marth worked, as he swung it around. "I'm gonna be all like BADBABOW-WAH and the rest...wait, is the old man on fire?"
"Yeah, he was and now his weapons are on fire!" JFK's Captain Falcon cosplay. "Unlike me, who's on fire all of the time!"
"Man, that's cool as all hell!"
"Er-uh, the ladies are gonna love it."
Speaking of the old man being on fire, Coachman's oddly fitting Simon Belmont cosplay (minus the hair 'cause no-one changed their hair) stopped burning his gloves and his boots and started to make his weapons real cursed.
"Geez, even your costume hates you...quite funny isn't it?" Azula remarked, wearing that three-piece suit and red fighting gloves like it fit.
"I doubt it. Besides, I'd like to be a barbarian of sorts!" Coachman grinned, having no issue with the costume aside from the holiness.
"Really?" Azula genuinely questioned, as Yumeko pulled up in the DQ8 Hero garb, bandana and all. "Doesn't seem like it."
"You ever want to crush your enemies through irony?"
Azula just scoffed, as Yumeko didn't get it and Pinstripe was plain mad about the choice to be Duck Hunt, as much as it really fit him.
"Not really! I'm a damn dog, Mister Coachman!" Pinstripe yelled. "This is apparently what I get for wanting to use a gun."
*Kipo's confessional*
She made a very questionable Incineroar, but she was definitely one of them.
"Even looking at the way the players are hanging out, they're not really making one massive team with a bunch of people hanging together more like a bunch of teams tied under one group. Like a class instead of a crew, if that makes sense." Kipo just plainly answered.
*Confessional cut*
On the Capybaras, they were a bit more excited for the costume changes, besides Aisling who was still mad about the whole wolves thing being a forest child...and also being Yoshi.
"It does look rather good, though it is weird that you would wear it." Samurai Jack said, wearing the Sepiroth duds only.
"I can breathe fire, so whoever wore this is kinda like me!" Tanjiro was excited to be a Roy guy.
"I wonder if he is."
"He must be!"
"I don't know if this helps, but there's two guys who wore the costume who are the same person, but not really...it's hard to explain, but it's not worth it." Samus stated, feeling a bit edgy about the team situation.
And being the Wii Fit Trainer, which wasn't that bad compared to what Snake was.
"Sounds like a complicated situation." Tanjiro said. "Snake!"
He wanted to say more, but the super-soldier was not pleased with being Pac-Man.
"Why do you look so cool?!"
"I really don't." Snake grumbled, having the ability to pull an actual bell. "Even if I can give my enemies tinnitus."
Tanjiro, Lowain (as Fox), Muscle Man (as Wario), Shego (as Bayonetta) and Riley (as Young Link) were just ooh at the potential power of the bell and since Snake threw it, someone had to suffer the power of the bell and hilariously...it had to be second newest guy.
Or gal technically.
"My god, what is wrong with ears!" Heavy complained.
"Sorry for throwing the bell." Snake remarked.
"Nah, don't apologise...could break your jaw without gun now!" Heavy was now the real Ganondorf. "Green skin lady, get ready."
"Look I know that I haven't really said anything in two episodes, but I'm going to beat you with my really strong hair!" Shego declared, as she was looking like a bad bitch. "Because you're annoying."
"I got fists to beat you both into ugliness." Heavy bragged, as Shego scoffed at the big guy.
"Okay, it's officially set-up!" Chris announced, before whispering. "...Someone's pay gonna get cut."
And he hoped no-one would hear that.
"Guys, it's time for the major smackdown and the first match of the big kahuna! Campers, I know that some of you look ridiculous...but you at least get ridiculous powers!"
"These things!" Aisling yelled.
"But you're sending your enemies flying for your own team, dudes! So, time to bring up the first match..." Chris made sure that the campers were annoying by the silence. "Shego and Heavy, you two are fighting...Satori and JFK!"
The red-haired volleyball dude came up in a Diddy Kong costume, pissed off and ready to beat up some random guys that were not Shego and Heavy.
JFK wasn't mad, he was American.
Shego just dropped the glasses for obvious reasons, which got Bayonetta a bit irked about the fashion choices.
Heavy just laughed.
Ryuko wondered how she was not only the Pyra to Mako's Mythra, but how Mako was participating in the challenge along with Papyrus joining up with Giovanni to make up the Ice Climbers.
And she had to say it, but Tails and his trusty pickaxe beat her it out.
"I mean I don't mind Mako helping Ryuko out, but how is she allowed to help? How's Papyrus even here!"
"Because I don't care and the giant hand demanded it. Kinda like the chinese blue-skinned lady."
"Okay." Tails just shrugged it off. "You're still lazy."
"Yeah, sure! right after the break, there's going to be a whole ton of fighting! All of which will take places in different battlefields!"
Chris had to scoff at Tails' assertion because...it was a total lie.
To be continued in the second part of the episode...where there's much more Smashing to be done and much more drama that we've gotta go over in the same breath as well!
Dante, Coachman and Bayonetta obviously plus like the stuff with Ryuko and Mako making up the newest Smash Ultimate top-tier and Giovanni and Papyrus making up the only duo with a banned techinque nonwithstanding!
Seriously though, the couples are really going to be emphasised this time, it's not going to be another episode of me mindlessly writing the main players doing main player things!
And oh yeah, them cosplays, just so I don't lose track and don't have to re-iterate things in the other chapters:
THE FIERY FOXES:
Crimson as Palutena (Somehow fits)
Rock as Marth (Doesn't fit)
Dante as Joker (Fits really well if you squint)
Sol Badguy as Ike (Fits really well, actually)
Deadpool as Snake (Also fits really well)
Azula as Kazuya (These two are actually pretty similar)
Yumeko as DQ8 Hero (Hocus Pocus on that bitch)
Pinstripe Potoroo as Duck Hunt (NES Tommy Gun sounds cool.)
Coachman as Simon Belmont (Ironic, dude)
Leshawna as Isabelle (Doesn't fit...maybe)
Noah as Link (One genius, one bomb-shaped C4)
Satori Tendou as Diddy Kong (Never stays grounded)
JFK as Captain Falcon (I don't think CF's American, but I'm probably wrong)
Ochako Uraraka as Jigglypuff (Near perfect match actually)
Mystique Sonia as Ivysaur (ok)
Clover as Falco (Secret agent reveal bingo incoming)
Rapunzel as Peach (Canonically in Smash...yeah, it works out)
Sakura Kusagano as Ryu (Makes a ton of sense)
Basil as Little Mac (probably knows a few punches)
Iori Yagami as Pirahna Plant (don't make him mad)
Kipo Oak as Incineroar (It'll do)
Michiru Tamegori as Inkling Girl (Considering Episode 6 of BNA, it's a near perfect match)
Min Min doesn't change because she's toxic (in Super Smash Brother-)
Giovanni ft. Papyrus as Ice Climbers (Hey, I didn't really mean to eliminate Papyrus but it made perfect sense.)
Pit as Meta Knight (because of course he does)
Miko Kubota as Zero Suit Samus (Mom's hate her because of this one simple trick!)
etc, etc. because it's not done.
THE CHILL CAPYBARAS:
Tanjiro as Roy (Breathers fire, actually young, not very angry except during fighting games)
Samurai Jack as Sephiroth (le irony)
Samus Aran as Wii Fit Trainer (Should calm her down)
Riley Freeman as Young Link (Probably as angry as YL)
Shego as Bayonetta (Who's the wittier of the two?)
Ryuko as Pyra and Mako as Mythra (The ultimate contestant & staff duo)
Mr. Smee as Dr. Mario (Both bottom tier, both beloved everywhere)
Scott Pilgrim as Sora (Hopped through a door to get here)
Lowain as Fox (Being top-tier's not all it's cracked up to be - Lowain, a low tier)
Muscle Man as Wario (2 manly 2 not reek)
Tanya Degurechaff as Olimar (She's bound to be a top-tier in this game too)
Tails as Steve (Twitter clips be damned.)
Catalina Alves as Samus (Robbing shit with plasma would probably be hard)
Snake as Pac-Man (Tactical fruit action)
The Heavy as Ganondorf (All he needs is a sandwich and he's taking over Hyrule real quick)
Aisling as Yoshi (Don't fuck with her wolves today specifically)
Reg as ROB (To be fair, he is a robotic operating buddy to Tails)
Nicole Watterson as Ken (Guess why, though.)
Yuri Sakazaki as Sheik (Definitely the stealthiest of them all)
Legoshi as Wolf (Doesn't make an inch of sense)
Luigi as Mewtwo (Give him some time)
Tiana as Zelda (of the link towards the past)
Tifa Lockhart as Mario (The biggest of the Marios today)
Terry Bogard as King K. Rool (...You know what, it's 2am.)
Kyo Kusanagi as Donkey Kong (Have you heard of Wind Kong...heard Fire Kong beats him)
Sokka as Byleth (The tactician of school)
Kugisaki Nobara as King Dedede (For one obvious reason and she hates it)
PART 2 coming next week, as it usually does.
