Disclaimer: I do not, nor will I ever own Yu Yu Hakusho or anything affiliated with said show. I do however own Jess and her three animals.

'Thoughts'

-Hiei-

&Kurama&

/Youko/


oooooKitchen-With Jess

Jess leaned against the counter when she came in to the kitchen. 'Oh my god.' She thought. 'They were flirting with me.' Closing her eyes she smiled. 'What interesting people. Perhaps we could be friends. All though I'm not sure that's all they want to be.' She thought, thinking back to her conversations with them.

Remembering why she was in the kitchen in the first place, Jess looked around for Keiko. Finding her not there she sighed. 'I guess I'll have to talk to her later.' Looking at her watch she found it was almost two o-clock. "Well I guess I'll just raid their kitchen and make myself some lunch." She said with a grin.

Looking through their fridge she started to hum. 'Now let's see, what should I have?' she thought as she moved things around. 'Salad, no. Lasagna, no. Ah ha.' Pulling a jar of peanut butter and jelly out of the fridge, she smiled. 'Perfect, I love PB&J sandwiches.' Grabbing the bread from the counter she started making herself a sandwich. Suddenly, she realized that Hiei and Kurama were probably hungry as well.

Walking back into the living room she saw them sprawled on the couches watching TV. "Uh, excuse me."

When they both turned to look at her she continued. "Would either of you like a PB&J sandwich? I thought I'd make myself one and I'll make you guys one too if you'd like."

"I'd love one." Kurama said with a grin. "Thank you."

Hiei just nodded his head yes. 'I may not like human food, but if my intended makes it for me I'll eat it no matter what.'

Smiling, Jess walked back into the kitchen to make the food. Five minutes later she came out with three plates, each with a sandwich on it. "Here you are." She said as she handed them out. "Enjoy." She was about to sit on the floor when Kurama walked over and took her hand. Knowing that it was only Kurama and he wouldn't hurt her, she still could not stop the shiver of fear that went through her.

When Kurama saw that she was going to sit on the floor again, he decided to make her sit on the couch. So he walked over and took her hand. He was thrilled when she didn't pull her hand away, but he still felt her shiver at his touch. Deciding to ease her fears, he spoke. "Here take my seat on the couch." Then he led her to the couch he was previously sitting on.

Smiling she thanked him, then after a pause. "Why don't you sit here with me?" She offered scooting over so there was more room.

Kurama looked at her surprised, but sat down quickly. "Thank you."

From the other couch he saw Hiei glaring at him.

&Jealous Hiei?&

-Fuck off-

/You're just upset that she invited us to sit here and not you./ Youko said sticking out his tongue.

Hiei growled and closed the mind link.

Hearing Hiei growl Jess looked over and saw him glaring at Kurama. 'What's his problem now?' she thought. Then she noticed that Kurama was smirking at him and seemed to be leaning back relaxing. 'Is Hiei jealous? Is that why he growled?' Looking back between the two she decided that was exactly what was going on. 'I think I can handle sitting by them.' Making up her mind, she glanced at Hiei. Scooting over she asked. "Hiei, would you like to sit here?"

Kurama who had been a little stunned to see her moving closer to him, was surprised to hear her offer the seat next to her to Hiei.

Hiei was just as surprised as Kurama but wasn't going to let the opportunity pass him by. He swiftly got up and sat down next to her. Unfortunately, moments after he sat down, they heard Keiko hollering for Jess.

"Coming Keiko." Standing up she turned around to look at the two on the couch. "I'll see you guys later." With that she walked out of the living room in search of her cousin.

After Jess had left they just sat on the couch stunned until Yusuke walked in.

"Hey you two, why are you just sitting around with stars in your eyes?" Yusuke asked them.

Looking towards the detective Kurama replied. "She sat next to us. In between the two of us and she made us lunch."

Yusuke grinned. "I get it; you guys are still in happy land huh?" Seeing their smiles his grin widened. "Well maybe you'll get her to be yours after all. Just don't forget to tell her your both demons."

Hiei and Kurama both paled. "I had forgotten that by demon law we have to tell her before we can mate her." Kurama said slowly. "What if she freaks out and runs?"

Hiei frowned as he thought about her possible reaction to the news.

Seeing the looks on his friends faces Yusuke decided to give them some hope. "I wouldn't worry about that if I were you. From what I've heard she'd probably be so thrilled that she'd mate you right then."

Deciding that that was more than enough information, Yusuke left to go find his wife and her cousin.

&What do you think Hiei, when should we tell her?&

-If what the detective said was true, I think we should tell her tomorrow before we head home.-

/I think you should tell her now. Didn't you hear what he said about her being so thrilled she'd mate us right then?/

&He said she might do that Youko. But I'm not going to tell her assuming she'll just jump into bed with me.&

-Don't you mean us?- Hiei thought with a snarl.

&Yes of course, that's what I meant.& Kurama said placating the fire demon.

Ending the conversation, the two men relaxed on the couch waiting for their intended to come back.

oooooUpstairs-With Jess and Keiko

"You called cous?" Jess asked when she found her cousin sitting in her room.

"Ah, there you are. I was just wondering if you'd like to go shopping with me?" Keiko asked as she sat on her bed.

Jess just looked at her. "Are you feeling Ok?"

"Of course, why?"

"Uh, because this is me you're talking to. You know I hate shopping."

"Yes I know that, I just thought that maybe you'd like to get out of the house and do something." Keiko said exasperatingly. "All you've done since yesterday is read and wander around aimlessly."

"That's not true." Jess said crossing her arms and pouting. "I've also watched TV."

Keiko just looked at her cousin before laughing. "HaHAha that's -ha- exactly my -ha- point."

Jess sat down as she waited for her to calm down. "Fine." She said sighing. "But do we have to go shopping, can't we do something else?"

"Definetly." Keiko replied. "We can do whatever you want." Seeing her cousins' eyes light up she frowned. "But it has to involve people."

"Keiko." Jess whined. "Come on, can't we just go to a bookstore or something?"

"Absolutely not. You come here for human interaction and that's just what you're going to do."

"Fine." Jess said groaning. Then she perked up. "Then how about a p-."

"And no pet store's either." Keiko said cutting her cousin off.

Sighing, Jess pouted.

Suddenly Keiko got a great idea. "How about we go out dancing?"

Jess's eyes shot open. "Are you nuts? I will never go dancing."

"Ah, come on Jess. You danced as a child."

"That was for competitions, not clubs."

"It's the same thing." Waving her hand to stop her cousins' protest she continued. "Dancing is dancing, the only difference is you had to practice for your competitions and to dance at a club all you need is a killer outfit."

Jess's eyes widened as she backed away from her cousin. "Stay back. I won't wear any of those sluty type clothes."

Keiko just grinned. "Nope, I have something much better in mind."

Suddenly Yusuke walked in. "Hey there you are. I've been looking for you." He said as he kissed his wife's cheek.

Seeing Yusuke, Jess ran behind him and hid. "Yusuke, you've gotta help me. Keiko is going to try and drag me to a club."

Looking at his wife, he grinned. "That's a wonderful idea. I'll invite Hiei and Kurama to come too." Giving his wife one last kiss he headed to the door.

"Wait, you have to save me." Jess cried as she ran after him.

Laughing he said. "Have fun you two, we'll leave in a few hours." With that he closed the door smiling as he heard Jess's screams of terror. 'The guys are going to love this information.' He thought to himself.

When he walked into the living room he saw the two still sitting on the couch, in the same spots he'd left them in. Clearing his throat to get their attention, he grinned. "Guess what, Keiko is dragging Jess to a club and I invited you guys to come along." Seeing their eyes glaze over he smirked. 'They're probably thinking about Jess in a skimpy outfit.' "Oh, we leave in a couple of hours, so you'd better get ready."

With that he headed off towards the laundry room to find some clothes of his own. 'This is going to be one hell of a night.' He thought to himself.

oooooFront Door-Three Hours Later

Yusuke stood in front of the door in a pair of tight, worn out blue jeans and a white wife beater, waiting for the rest or the gang to get there.

Hearing footsteps he turned towards the stairs and saw Kurama and Hiei come down. Kurama was wearing a pair of black jeans and a blood red muscle shirt that fit him like a second skin. He had his red hair pulled into a loose ponytail at the base of his neck with a few strands framing his face. Hiei wore a pair of baggy black cargo pants and had a tight black tank top on. His hands were in his pockets, and he pulled them out just long enough to straighten the white bandana on his forehead.

'Guess they both wanted to look their best for Jess.' Yusuke thought. Glancing back at his watch he sighed. "Well I guess we're just waiting for my wife and her cousin now."

"Chill out honey, we're here." Keiko said as she walked towards them. She was wearing a short baby blue skirt, with a light pink t-shirt and pumps. "Jess just took forever to get ready." She said smirking since she knew her cousin could hear her.

"I only took forever because you kept picking out things I'd never be caught dead in." Jess said as she walked down to them. "Honestly Keiko it's all your fault."

When she walked into their sight both demons groaned. She was wearing a short black skirt with strappy heels that showed off most of her long legs, and a black spaghetti strap tank top with red flames on it that ended an inch above her navel and showed off some of her toned stomach. They both felt their pants tighten and their minds decided to go off onto more perverted thoughts.

"I know." Keiko said smiling. Glancing at the two demons she mentally jumped for joy. She winked at her husband before grabbing Jess's hand and heading for the door. "Well let's get going you guys; it's time to have some fun and party."

Giggling, Keiko led Jess outside while she mumbled about stupid cousins' and their stupid ideas.

When the two girls left Yusuke turned to his friends and snapped his fingers in front of their faces. "Hey you two snap out of it. The girls are already outside waiting for us."

Blinking out of their hazes, they nodded and followed the detective to his car.

/Did you see how H-O-T she looked? It made me want to pounce on her right then./ Youko asked purring. /I can't wait until I get to feel those legs of hers wrapped around my waist as I p--./

&Yes she did look gorgeous.& Kurama said cutting of his counterparts perverted thoughts.

-Hn-

/Hey shorty enjoyed the show as much as we did, so why didn't we just take her upstairs? I know you wanted to./

&It doesn't work that way Youko. She has to accept us as demons before we can do that with her. You know that.&

-Enough of this conversation.- Hiei said shifting uncomfortably. If he had to listen to that damn fox any longer his control would snap and he would probably end up doing just what the fox wanted to do. 'Dammit, we'll have to tell her tonight. I have to know if she will let us mate her. My inner beast will not wait any longer.'