Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 19: Smashing With Friends!
Part 2: Total Drama Smash 2
There was going to be a fun joke, but then everyone played on Pokemon Stadium 2, the joke is all about our lord and saviour's home location...the Smash Ultimate hub of competitive and neutral...regardless of that, I've got a ton of battles to go through and a whole lot of words to type.
OH WAIT, I GOT NEARLY 25,000 VIEWS...I'd never think that this experiment of a comedic fic would get this many views.
So, let's get started and read the reviews!
1602jaw: Oh man, Waluigi would have...liked this. The cosplays were either oddly inspired (Aisling as Star...Kid), funny in a cosmic sorta way (Coachman Belmont) or random (Legend of Freeman: Ocarina of Hating) and I'm glad that you liked the chapter regardless!
Gman 2.0: Thanks for the review...I'm not going to reveal any answers, except that this fic is kinda subversive!
Memeking: Just wanted to mix up every camper's cosplay minus Min Min 'cause she's got actual noodle arms and I think that was funny enough.
"Welcome back to the first match of the big kahuna, the first small kahuna if you will." Chris announced. "I'm here on comms with fellow eliminated contestants and other dudes!"
Pokemon Stadium 2 was a stage with one big platform and two platforms above it and unlike in the game, it is not balanced, but that was fitting because.
Because Satori and JFK were beefed up about continuing the streak.
Shego and Heavy were about to take them down with their weird skills that weren't properly fitting their skills.
"GO! And they're off with JFK trying to bring the burn!" Falco shouted, as JFK slid onto the floor. "He brung it on himself."
"Hello-" JFK got stomped before he got out his first flirt, as Shego wasn't impressed. "-You wanna make out!"
"No." Shego then did a another demon-summoning stomp.
While that was happening, the volleyball blocker was slapping against the heavy gunner that was actually kicking his own ass...and then it become the other way around.
"Can't believe he flirted with the green lady! If it was me, I would've clapped her!" Donkey Kong got more than a few looks, as he let the statement sit.
So far, JFK was realising that at 32% he got stomped on twice and he immediately followed that up with another get-up spinning kick and...then he basically got up and threw some serious punches.
At someone that was not Shego, as Heavy actually ended up taking the hit and also was on the end of many bananas that were thrown on the stage...from nowhere else other than Satori going on the defensive.
Real defensive, as Heavy was slipping on mid-air bananas and ground bananas that made sure that JFK's punches hit where they wanted to...including the backwards punch that sent him flying.
Where was Shego?
Mostly trying to figure out how the guns weren't banned and how they somehow made JFK and Satori not notice her, easily getting a great bunch of shots on the two dudes.
Heavy still slipped on them bananas, as Satori wasn't literally slapping his head anymore and in hilarious fashion, the battle was still going wild with random attacks being thrown all around and them missing a lot.
Except when it didn't from Shego, as she was backflipping on Satori's butt...and also doing more than a few hard-hitting kicks and additional stomps that still didn't kill him.
It did put him in sword-smashing range for Heavy, because he found it in his...pocket?
"You won't smash me!" Satori yelled...right before Heavy smacked him in the face with dark energy. "I'M NOT OUT!"
"Put some rockets out!" JFK then got slapped by Heavy. "Er-uh, AHHH!"
"It's over for the Foxes, unless a comedy of epic proportions starts happening!" Falco exclaimed. "Or something!"
JFK even managed to get kicked in the face with Shego doing the back air, as Heavy slipped off the stage in spectular fashion.
First, Satori Tendou died from missing his recovery.
Then JFK got bonked on the face and backflipped his way down the same way...and thanks to Heavy, he died real quick.
"Well, Falco did say it and it didn't help them at all! Shego takes a point for the Chill Capybaras!" Chris announced, as Shego just shrugged...as she was teleported out of there.
"Seriously, Satori set up a bunch of bananas and it gets used for a gag! Dissapointing!" Donkey Kong was mad, obviously. "At least, the Foxes have team spirit!"
"Whoa, Shego, how did you do that?" Reg asked.
"Yeah, must have definitely been some planning and totally not winging it!" Lowain laid it thick with the sarcasm, as Reg looked at him.
"I was winging it and JFK was looking at me weird." Shego explained. "Also, Heavy kicked a bit of butt, but less than me."
Lowain and Reg were a little confused at how dismissive she was.
*Shego's confessional*
"It was like a comedy club but everyone was fighting in the ring and I knew that I was not in a comedy club. Those two were jokes, ugh, find some better people!"
*Confessional cut*
The second match had Mr. Smee and Joseph Joestar (an odd pair in any fashion, never mind this challenge) up against Min Min and Sammy (another odd pair) up on Small Battlefield and it was...chaos in the best sense.
"Stop throwing pills, I think I got a new disease!" Sammy shouted, throwing another fireball. "...Nah, it's just burning."
Sammy and Smee were playing the questionable fireball game, as more than a few combos that were pretty much done by accident.
"I will not because I think it heals some things. Like weed or something." Smee said, then spinning up a tornado.
"Ooh, the only option is to get some wind here like the old man's doing!" Chris announced. "Also, Joseph and Min Min are not having the best of times!"
That was pretty true, as Joseph was practically tapping Min Min's stretchy arms with his own legs and Hamon Water Shurikens that did somewhere between a stupid amount and a ridiculous amount of damage.
Min Min just got flown off dodging speedy shuriken after speedy electric shuriken...and then getting hit by Joseph's odd three-hit combos that ended with a powerful slam.
"Yo, Min Min's getting edgeguarded without really being edgeguarded! That's just Joseph rolls!" Donkey Kong exclaimed.
And he did a roll right before essentially kicking both Min Min and Sammy's fireballs and everything else off-stage with Mr. Smee doing nothing in confusion...
But the match was not over, as Sammy and Min Min both recovered at the same time...and on the same location, as there was one thing.
"You're gonna say that 'I'm going to spin on the ledge" thing!" Joseph declared.
"I'm going to spin on the ledge...with you!" Mr. Smee exclaimed.
"Thanks?"
"You're welcome!"
And just like that, he spun on the ledge...floated off with the tornado, freaked the fuck out with Sammy and Min Min and then did one more thing as the two that were on the opposite team were about to be thrown out.
Throw a coconut into the wind, which did the equilvalent of putting a brick into a washing machine, causing some absolute chicanery and centrifugal fuckery to the other players.
Not so much, Mr. Smee even Joseph easily managed to grab him.
"OH MY GOD, those two didn't stand a chance! Threw in a coconut and bam, the Capybaras have another point to their name!" Chris announced. "I bet Min Min and Sammy are-"
"I apologise for not owning." Min Min abruptly interrupted Chris.
"And I apologise for being myself, Chris." Sammy combo'd her interruption.
"Alright, I get you're mad, but don't interrupt my monologue!"
*Joseph's confessional*
He had to grasp his hand.
"Didn't know that the old man had a coconut! Good on him and of course, I made Min Min mad and she never gets mad!" He was very excited.
*Riley's confessional*
"No way, we're up two to nothing and there's still a bunch of pussies on the other team! It's real niggas only in our group...they ain't done a single betrayal to me and anyone else!" Riley proclaimed obliviously.
*Confessional cut*
Just like that, the best thing that happened to Fiery Foxes was the combination of Basil and Rapunzel not because of their Disney-ness but because they were up against...
...Nobara and Kasumi, the last people who would want to be the characters that they were and were still making the most of it.
It was a weird slugfest with range on Yoshi's Story, a small stage with a small-scale battle.
"These two are practically smashing each other considering the Foxes have none and the Capybaras have two from the smashing!" Falco shouted. "But...it's the mouse detective, though!"
Basil actually threw a decent punch at Kasumi, who got sent flying...flying at speeds and she had some fire on her too.
"That was...quite the punch." Basil was taken aback.
*Basil's confessional*
The mouse looked at his currently gloved fist.
"Where does he get the power to ignite people solely through his own two fists? I'd honestly like to get out of this competition and go talk to the man about it.
*Confessional cut*
Kasumi Todoh may have had questionable spotlight and the camera may not have been focused on her, but she definitely had some power...demonstrated through her fast and hard Skull Bash.
And then flying onto the stage with one of the greatest counters that she could put on, readying a weird stance mid-air.
The problem was Rapunzel pulled out her white-furred, blonde-maned horse, Maximus, who was done with this shit and was ready to bite back literally.
"And instead of the toads, Rapunzel pulls out her giant horse who could care less about this Kasumi lady!" Donkey Kong then noticed Maximus biting and throwing Kasumi back off-stage much faster. "But her horse still cared about her!"
"Oooh, Kasumi's completely gone!" Wario shouted. "Hammer girl's got payback planned!"
Nobara quite literally tied the game up in one move, as she pulled out a Gordo and hit it with her hammer...and her hammer usually packs a stupid amount of power.
Even if it was Dedede's...it was still her's first and it sent Basil out of the match.
"Basil got smacked! If it wasn't busy, I'd call her for a real fight" Wario exclaimed, as Falco raised and dropped an eyebrow mid-sentence. "I could fight better than her."
Rapunzel and Nobara locked eyes with each other, as they came up to each other's face and didn't hear the questionable commentary and decided to throw out some random swings.
It was really random, as they were giving each other some damage and then they took breaths to do one thing...as Nobara was charging up the Jet Hammer.
"You want to do this or what?!" Nobara shouted. "I look terrible."
"We're already doing this." Rapunzel carefully walked back.
Nobara's jet-powered hammer actually ended up making her heavier and she swung it real hard...hard enough that it weighed her down, as Rapunzel pulled a bomb.
"OH MY GOD, SHE'S GOT A BOMB!" Chris announced, as Rapunzel threw it just as quick as that. "Will Nobara get down...she didn't!"
Nobara got blown up and so did the undefeated streak that the Capybaras had.
"And just like that, the Fiery Foxes take their first win!" Chris continued.
Rapunzel got a lot of looks from many of her teammates, as she left Yoshi's Story and talked to her friends from the former Daring Deers.
"Whoa, how did you do that?! You just pulled out a bomb outta nowhere!" Mystique Sonia shouted.
"Yeah, the bomb thing...what was that?" Uraraka said, putting her hands.
"I don't know...but I don't want to do that again." Rapunzel explained. "At least half of the team really likes me now."
"Well...that's good." Uraraka was keeping her distance.
"Still don't want to throw anything at you!"
There was more than a few battles that could fit into a montage, so this half-measure was the best I could do.
Match 4: Hsien-Ko & Penny (FF) vs. Scott Pilgrim & Tails (CC) on Yoshi's Island (Brawl, 2008)
It was a wash...but not in the way anyone expected, as Scott Pilgrim was pulled some combos with the sword like he was floating...which wasn't too far from the truth.
Mostly on Penny, who didn't really expect the fireball to actually push her back so far...even if she managed to keep Scott away for fifteen seconds with a bit of damage.
"Wait, what the heck?" Penny asked...and just like that, she was dragged by Scott doing some actual Sora combos.
She escaped but with some serious damage on her.
"All I'm saying is don't do that again!" Penny shouted.
"I will do that again!" Scott declared, jumping in the air. "Gotta do it for the team!"
And just like that, he slammed down on both his current opponent and Hsien-Ko, who really felt it through the ground and she was shaken, even if Tails wasn't doing much attacking at that time.
Tails was 12, which meant that he was a zoomer and knew more than a few tricks in Minecraft that "worked" in real life, like building a boat that somehow skidded across the floor.
Hsien-Ko wore a giant-ass Bowser Jr. costume which looked stupid, but she didn't get caught by the two or three boats that he somehow created.
Or the minecart that was somehow drifting on the ground with its random rubber wheels that she just jumped over and still threw a giant spike ball at the two-tailed fox.
Or the hoe that Tails threw out while trying to get some diamond that definitely grazed her machine, but the mecha-koopa definitely hit him and his block.
But she was not ready for one thing...Tails just getting some diamond real early and crafting it into a sword that cut harder than any insult or any attack from Gen, even if he had a decent amount of damage.
"Feast your eyes on this!" Tails declared, putting his diamond hoe on his tail. "DIAMOND TAIL!"
"Okay..." Hsien-Ko had taken a bit of damage. "...this is easy."
It was not easy, as Tails' tails spun just as fast as he was travelling and like the move's name, it hurt.
Fucking painful, even.
But, wait, there's still more from Tails.
After Hsien-Ko got dizzy from the damage, Tails had to control his dizziness to unload the ring bomb and TNT combination that basically wrecked her shit completely.
Featuring a overhead slam from the two-tailed fox that wrecked her even more.
Her stock was gone just as Penny's was twenty seconds earlier.
"Let my sacrifice be known, because I..." Tails then puked on the ground. "...my head's spinning."
"Oh god, are you okay? I mean I am." Scott picked Tails up.
"NO!"
"Okay, sorry, geez."
Match 5: Mystique Sonia & Ochako Uraraka (FF) vs. Tanya & Catalina (CC) up on Kalos Pokemon League, where argh happens.
Uraraka made a pretty awesome Jigglypuff, even with the chance of vomit and the aerial Rollout being completely different, as she had the throws and the moves to completely deny whatever Catalina was doing.
Catalina was just spinning the block but with plasma, throwing out shot after shot towards the floating hero that was still spinning her way through the whole thing.
"Deja de moverte, pendejo!" Catalina shouted. "And stop rolling!"
Uraraka just ignored her, as Mystique Sonia had a much better idea than that.
Throwing her up for a good bunch of Bullet Seeds, as Uraraka was really kicking her in the face, as the two of them made a pretty good combo...ignoring the bunch of little buddies that were about to burn and shock 'em.
"We've got this in the bag!" Mystique Sonia exclaimed. "All we need is-"
"Scary cute little guys!" Uraraka yelled, noticing that the little guys were flaming hot. "Get off me!"
Uraraka actually did a pretty good job of shaking off the Pikimin...as she was literally shaking her arm at a stupid fast rate and also managing to bring the hard-hitting Pound towards some of them.
"Yo, Tanya just trying to send some Pikmin to their deaths! That's insane!" Chris announced. "And awesome!"
"But it's not! These guys are too cute to die!" Mystique Sonia was definitely riding the line between defeating Pikmin and trying to make Catalina regret...shooting random missiles. "...Oh my gosh, why are you sending these things to die-"
"Trust me, it's not their fault!" Uraraka was sending a good song towards Catalina, who could give less of a shit. "Stop shooting!"
Catalina was definitely in the move to be a "pendejo" towards the other two, throwing some random-ass projectiles towards the two of them.
"Okay, this is just a zoner's heaven and everyone else's hell...as these two are practrically blowing up whatever plan Uraraka has...even if she slept on them and now it's just Tanya!" Falco shouted.
"Will she widen the lead between the Capybaras and the Foxes? Probably." Chris said, as Catalina and Tanya were somehow covering each other's weak spots.
Uraraka even tried to bring a good takedown to Catalina...right before being shot in the face.
Long story short, it sounded as fun as an Olimar and Jigglypuff match-up...it was not.
"Okay, now that snore fest is over, we've got better matches to do!" Chris announced. "Uraraka and Mystique Sonia finally takes a match!"
The Foxes took a match anyways.
Match 6: Kipo & Michiru (FF) vs. Luigi & Kyo (CC) on Smashville
This time, it was not zoner heaven...but it was more rushdown ridge up in this big business, as it was fist against fist against fist against fist that was done with no strategy other than being coolest thing on Smashville.
Which was really hard when you have no idea what your fist is doing, minus Kyo Kusanagi had the strange ability to mix his martial arts to do damage like it was legal to do 50% with a DP.
"Hey, back off, crazy lady!" Kyo shouted. "I got the biggest fists this side of Smashville!"
"This is not true and plus, guess what I've got." Kipo's belt was flaming pink. "Revenge!"
"What did I do?!"
"Nothing personal!"
Kyo was actually trying the tried and true strategy of hitting her stupid quick, as he was getting covered by Michiru's orange ink and he knew it was bad news.
Luigi was trying to do some Mewtwo-type stuff, but...couldn't really do that 'cause he was 100% at 100% damage and Michiru has literally flown over his last five Shadow Balls and Confusions.
He even did a strong Shadow Scratch, but he got only like 10%.
And then Luigi got smacked into next Tuesday, as if it wasn't bad enough.
"Okay, the sheer power of Michiru's dickery knows no bounds look at Luigi right now, he's demoralised!" Chris was genuinely impressed. "Now let's see how the others are doing!"
"Looks like Kipo hit Kyo...with the REVENGE!"
Revenge was right, as Kyo was also sent into next Tuesday.
"It's three-all right now, by the way 'cause of Kipo and Michiru, the...duo of all time!"
Though Chris didn't have anything nice to say, he definitely knew that it was a tied game.
The six starting matches were done and there was definitely a lot of discussing happening on the fiery side of this season and the bleachers too.
"I was not expecting the two of you to do so well!" Pinstripe had to compliment them. "Seriously, I thought you were a bunch of a softies."
"We're still softies, we just fight as hard as we can." Kipo answered, as Pinstripe was sweating. "...And we went hard out there."
"Yeah, sorry for the insult." Pinstripe grumbled.
"No problems!"
Kipo made sure that everyone heard the words of the mobster with a powerful pop gun, as there was a lot of people around her and the few that beat the Capybaras' asses.
"So, as much as we're celebrating in the moment, all we can really do is captalize off the momentum of our first three wins." Azula told everyone. "Besides, they're two members down and I'd like to think that we could make them lose a few losers!"
"Glad we agree...Azula! Does it really matter if we're jealous of each other or not...because we've got solid teamwork and good friendships in this place." Rock continued the sentiment. "Right, Azula!"
Azula relucantly returned the fistbump that Rock had, as the 33-strong team were sure of their victory.
"Pretty much. Now, let's crush the other team!" Azula shouted.
"Aw yeah, we're going to crush them like Iron Maiden on a good day!" Rock declared. "Loud and proud."
The team was still enthusastic, though they were laughing at him for one reason.
"Like, that makes you sound stupid." Crimson stated. "Woo."
"WOOO!" Rock yelled.
*Clover's confessional*
She couldn't physically stop smiling.
"If there's one thing that makes this season different, is that Rock is kinda like me...except that he likes dirt, EW!" Clover realised something. "And he wears the same shirt and...it's ok."
*Confessional cut*
With that being said, there was a few salty people that should have not been hanging around each other and as tried as he did, Sol Badguy and Iori Yagami had a uphill battle.
"Coachman, I don't know where you guys have met, Dante needs his space to do his bullshit." Sol stated. "...Or something, but why are you invading his space."
"Dude, Dante moved up in his area, pretty sure he had a good reason at it." Iori Yagami explained to Sol. "Old fart, what's your problem, this time?"
"Yeah, what is it?"
Dante was just standing there at this point, demanding an explaination like the other two that was in there and an sighing Pinstripe...but there was one.
"Look, Dante, you can't just insult my business and your business is literally just slaying demons, how said." Coachman stated. "And to be fair, I am sure that your own skills that as a demon hunter is second to none, so you can't sling accusations like that around."
"...these guys, oh my god." Pinstripe couldn't even captalize his feelings, as his decisions were there.
"It's more than mere accusations, you're obviously a giant piece of shit masquarading as a mediocre player. Look, you're up to something because you can't know about my mom's status!" Dante plain shouted.
Coachman basically yawned at the shouting that the demon hunter was doing, calmly explaining his "side" of the story.
"...Oh, didn't you tell me? Sorry, I thought I was talking to Dante the best demon hunter this side of the...island, not some muppet who throws accusations around. 'Sides, you did help me with what you're saying."
"I'm talking about knowing stuff that you shouldn't, oldie. And vote changing, but man, that's a Total Drama classic." Dante remarked.
"Weird how knowledge's illegal in here."
"Sure isn't just that."
Iori had one thing to do, as he actually did just that...kick them both in their private places, as they both jumped away from each other and the two white-haired campers noticed that the team was staring at them.
"You two piss me off...the team's heard about it." Iori complained. "I don't give a shit whatever he did or you did, get out of each other's business or this guy's going to join your business."
"That's a load of crap." Sol remarked. "...Please, avoid each other."
Dante actually agreed with that, as he raised his hand up and genuinely took a breath quite seriously.
"Sorry, guys, just had a shouting moment. I promise that I'm going to kick Bayo's butt and make sure that I don't get mad at seniors again!" Dante proclaimed. "...Seriously, you better apologise."
Coachman was quite the smug asshole, as Rock was confused, Azula was disappointed, Yumeko was very giving a shit and Kipo realised that she was going to have to step up.
But Rock did first.
"I apologise for insult Dante's very savvy business." Coachman snidely apologised, probably as genuine as Dante was still incensed.
"Does he have to...uh...let's just focus on the rad battles again, woo." Rock's momentum had been completely lost. "Man, what's up with you two-"
"You really want to know what's up with those two? Find out after the break?"
As you could tell, Chris really loved the sheer dislike of both teams, as he interrupted the very questionable arguement, as Rock genuinely appreciated the very random interruption.
To be continued in the third part of the episode and as much as I want to talk a lot about it, I kinda don't because it is where the old man wearing vampire slaying armour and green-skinned farting man will fight against each other.
And there's also a whole bunch of other battles that I have to go through...and they're going to be pretty cool, which is not what the Fiery Foxes were named and are at the moment.
Either way, Part 3 coming real soon.
Chill Capybaras 3 - Fiery Foxes 3
THE FIERY FOXES:
Crimson as Palutena (Somehow fits)
Rock as Marth (Doesn't fit)
Dante as Joker (Fits really well if you squint)
Sol Badguy as Ike (Fits really well, actually)
Deadpool as Snake (Also fits really well)
Azula as Kazuya (These two are actually pretty similar)
Yumeko as DQ8 Hero (Hocus Pocus on that bitch)
Pinstripe Potoroo as Duck Hunt (NES Tommy Gun sounds cool.)
Coachman as Simon Belmont (Ironic, dude)
Leshawna as Isabelle (Doesn't fit...maybe)
Noah as Link (One genius, one bomb-shaped C4)
Satori Tendou as Diddy Kong (Never stays grounded)
JFK as Captain Falcon (I don't think CF's American, but I'm probably wrong)
Ochako Uraraka as Jigglypuff (Near perfect match actually)
Mystique Sonia as Ivysaur (ok)
Clover as Falco (Secret agent reveal bingo incoming)
Rapunzel as Peach (Canonically in Smash...yeah, it works out)
Sakura Kusagano as Ryu (Makes a ton of sense)
Basil as Little Mac (probably knows a few punches)
Iori Yagami as Pirahna Plant (don't make him mad)
Kipo Oak as Incineroar (It'll do)
Michiru Tamegori as Inkling Girl (Considering Episode 6 of BNA, it's a near perfect match)
Min Min doesn't change because she's toxic (in Super Smash Brother-)
Giovanni ft. Papyrus as Ice Climbers (Hey, I didn't really mean to eliminate Papyrus but it made perfect sense.)
Pit as Meta Knight (because of course he does)
Miko Kubota as Zero Suit Samus (Mom's hate her because of this one simple trick!)
Mikasa Ackermann as Corrin (Titan slaying, very obvious with her feelings)
Mai Shiranui as Sheik (Ninja in a skin-tight suit? Never heard that before.)
Penny Proud as Ness (Imma be real with ya, this was probably a plot of a Proud Family episode)
Squirrel Girl as Pirahna Plant (Trees are plants and acorns do come from certain trees...this is a stretch)
Hsien-Ko as Bowser Jr. (The amount of weapons)
Darkness as Toon Link (Considering her everything, she's practically perfect)
Sammy as Luigi (High jumps, both of them could do cheer)
THE CHILL CAPYBARAS:
Tanjiro as Roy (Breathers fire, actually young, not very angry except during fighting games)
Samurai Jack as Sephiroth (le irony)
Samus Aran as Wii Fit Trainer (Should calm her down)
Riley Freeman as Young Link (Probably as angry as YL)
Shego as Bayonetta (Who's the wittier of the two?)
Ryuko as Pyra and Mako as Mythra (The ultimate contestant & staff duo)
Mr. Smee as Dr. Mario (Both bottom tier, both beloved everywhere)
Scott Pilgrim as Sora (Hopped through a door to get here)
Lowain as Fox (Being top-tier's not all it's cracked up to be - Lowain, a low tier)
Muscle Man as Wario (2 manly 2 not reek)
Bayonetta as Cloud (Fellow top tiers unite.)
Tanya Degurechaff as Olimar (She's bound to be a top-tier in this game too)
Tails as Steve (Twitter clips be damned.)
Catalina Alves as Samus (Robbing shit with plasma would probably be hard)
Snake as Pac-Man (Tactical fruit action)
The Heavy as Ganondorf (All he needs is a sandwich and he's taking over Hyrule real quick)
Aisling as Yoshi (Don't fuck with her wolves today specifically)
Reg as ROB (To be fair, he is a robotic operating buddy to Tails)
Yuri Sakazaki as Ken (She's got some real spicy moves, that's all I'm saying)
Legoshi as Wolf (Doesn't make an inch of sense)
Luigi as Mewtwo (Give him some time)
Tiana as Zelda (of the link towards the past)
Tifa Lockhart as Mario (The biggest of the Marios today)
Terry Bogard as King K. Rool (...You know what, it's 2am.)
Kyo Kusanagi as Donkey Kong (Have you heard of Wind Kong...heard Fire Kong beats him)
Sokka as Byleth (The tactician of school)
Kugisaki Nobara as King Dedede (For one obvious reason and she hates it)
Nicole Watterson as Lucario (Guess why and no, don't reveal the answer please)
Joseph Joestar as Greninja (Look at half of the stuff he does and tell me he doesn't fit the mold)
Kasumi Todoh as Pichu (Ran out of characters, lol)
Serious reminder: I just want you guys to check out Total Drama Cross: Super Tour...though it does not come out really until January 2023 (at its earliest), it's going to be a very different style compared to this.
'Sides, I'm not going to cancel this because this fic is honestly too much to just drop for something else!
