Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 19: Smashing With Friends
Part 3: All The Way Off-Stage...

...into the blastzone, we've got zoners, goths, farting legends, angry ladies and more importantly, a bad Steve main somehow dumpstering some other random dude who may or may not be the main hero of Smash Brothers Melee! Will Dante and Coachman actually get out of each other's way? Will Muscle Man blow some stuff up by accident? Will Iori be mad? (Yes to most of those, 'cause of one thing.)

What does that mean? It's DP time, motherfrienders, time to get motivated for whatever I pull out of my story mind this week!

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Memeking: RIP all of those Pikmin, they will have surely led such great, albeit short lives! Anyways, it needed a commentary booth, so yeah.

25,000 VIEWS, YO, THAT IS CRAZY! ALL THE MANDEM PULLED TO READ THIS KINDA MESS AND THOUGHT IT WAS BANGING (or a bit naff)...if you understand that, then you can tell me what you really think of my story in the reviews.


"Welcome back to some more Total Drama: Smash Brother matches...back from the drama with two spicy white-haired fellas!" Chris announced, enjoying the sheer pain. "Up next we got some familiar faces on...Lylat Cruise, whatever that is!"

"Lylat Cruise is a stage where the ends slope off and sometimes it can be a little hard to catch the ledges! Anyways, Lowain & Tiana are up against Deadpool & Iori!"

Match 7: Deadpool & Iori Yagami (FF) vs. Lowain & Tiana (CC)

Like Master Hand said, it was a match of meaner people and memer people up on a stage that was known for its awkward nature, but the match was anything but at the time.

"Stop in the name of Hylia...she's a wizard?" Tiana got done spinning around Iori.

"Do I look fucking interested!" Iori just spat out another spike ball, as he threw one.

Tiana spun around once again, as the spike ball came back.

"Pretty sure you don't know." Tiana came close, as she tried to grab with some good magic.

And then Iori actually managed to snatch her and then his and the plant's fire combined to basically broil Tiana with some impressive damage and another spike ball.

Tiana just shook him off, as she just dusted herself off.

"Nah! But you're gonna need her." Iori's serious grin, as the red-haired fella was ready to plant some stuff down and throw down some fire and what not.

As that was happening, Lowain was trying to do some that good spinny kick to the ground, as he was spinning around and doing the best combos that he could do...including the knife spin.

Deadpool just blew him up with the grenade, as it wasn't giving him or Lowain bodily injury and soon enough, they just got some time to talk, as Lowain had combos, a gun and a reflector which fucked up DP's game.

"Okay, so, you know that I know that you've got some serious words about me and Kat?" Lowain asked, a little bit pissed off. "Like you think that I wouldn't do well with Katalina, bruh."

"Yeah, you don't know her that well...even if you hung out with her, let it take time! In addition, give her this-"

Deadpool had to give him a "DEADPOOL SENT ME" sign that made Lowain confused.

"-and it should help her get with you."

"No way you're self-promoting with dating advice!" Lowain was finally charging the up smash.

"Yeah, that's a Lowain thing, ain't it?"

"I think Deadpool has a Youtube channel or something because that can't be natural!" Donkey Kong complained.

Deadpool's stock was good as gone with that comment, as Lowain was wondering one thing that was very important...and he didn't really have time to elaborate, as Tiana was just as gone with Iori.

Lowain vs. Iori...it would have been a wash, minus one important thing that Lowain had quite easily used on Deadpool and effectively ruined both Pirahna Plants' and Iori's long-range games.

Shine, baby!

Especially since he could only go so fast, as Iori Yagami was trying to touch his own face and send projectiles his way.

Lowain didn't care about them and since Iori's flame would freeze anyone who touched him this meant that, beyond all laws and rules of nature, the guy up-smashed for the Chill Capybaras.

"Oh my god, I did not know it worked like that in real life!" Falco shouted. "FYI, Iori's flames is-"

"-is hot, but not hot enough to make Lowain lose this round!" Chris fully announced. "The Chill Capybaras have four to their name!"


Match 8: Crimson & Leshawna (FF) vs. Reg & Aisling (CC) on Small Battlefield

Aisling was all up on everybody.

That was the best way to describe roughly what was going on here, as while Reg was doing something with Crimson that could be called losing hard, Aisling was smacking the black girl in the face.

"Ayo, you lost?" Leshawna just threw a water bucket on Aisling's head. "For real, are you lost?"

"No, I'M HERE!" Aisling threw an egg that was a rock.

"Okay, it's like the spirit of Light entered her 'cause she's going in!" Falco shouted. "And she has wolves, obviously!"

Leshawna was actually getting the grab combo'd out of her, as it was like 10th century except the combo was much harder and she was the basketball, as Aisling was pure mad.

"What kinda basketball game is that! Dungeon-ball?" Wario asked, as Aisling was ballin' disrespectfully on 'Shawna with some serious kicks.

Leshawna managed to pull out a little bit of a party popper right into Aisling's face, as she tried to run away onto the platform and then dropped out a...gourd rocket that was dropped down onto the ground.

She wondered one thing about the bunch of stuff that she was going to fight with and it was the thought that most people that had when Isabelle joined the battle in the first place.

What does that fishing rod do and why is it pulling her opponent towards her?

The very panicked swing upwards, though, was all Leshawna as she was tired of the angry child and tired of fighting with a broom that got partially eaten.

Reg didn't have stretchy arms and Crimson didn't need them, as Reg was getting really messed up with that staff of hers and the ultimate "Fine, whatever" moment was her getting the forward smash out...

...and Reg getting completely blown off while doing the spin move and essnetially fucking it up.

"And he just died! He died like a fool!" Daisy shouted. "Unlike my goth lady is alive and turning it up a notch!"

"...She is? Looks like Aisling's about to exist in her space." Falco remarked.

Crimson looked like she could have cared less, but she did one thing to say, as Aisling was trying to pummel her in the face with some eggs and her hard-hitting tail.

The goth had to deal with a stray kick in the face and then another axe kick that was practically two frontflips in a row, as her staff got the worst of it and she did not fare much better.

She tried the Explosive Flame...which did get Aisling off her, but then the fae girl then did a simple 'ol Ground Pound Slam that would've put Zangief's eyes on her.

*Crimson's confessional*

The goth was stoic as usual.

"I was scared of my life out there, but, like, if a bunch of animals got hurt, you would've seen some dark moves. Still got a bunch of games happening, so whatever."

*Confessional cut*

Aisling then basically got her wolves to beat her up, as her team realised something as-

"Oh yeah, Aisling takes the fifth game for those Capybaras!"

"Alright, nature kid! Let's fist bump!" Heavy shouted, as she slapped his hand. "You know how to do it."

"I protected the forest today!" Aisling yelled, as Heavy didn't get scared.

"Ok." Heavy remarked.

*Samus' confessional*

She was still very mad.

"If there's one thing that I'd like to say is that more of the team needs whatever mood that Aisling is exuding. Most of them aren't actively angry at

*Confessional cut*

Match 9: Rock & Clover (FF) vs. Snake & Samus (CC) on Unova Pokemon League

Love and surprisingly good strategies were up in the air, as there was all sorts of teamwork going on and all sorts of Rock getting a little uneasy with being so high in the air.

The thunder must have wanted a major part in it to because it was practically happening around the four fighters, as Samus was kicking some ass with the strong yoga poses.

Mostly on Rock's very bad, very uncool sword skills that was...as funny as it was bad, since Samus was quite literally was flexing on him and it was...borderline unfair for the rocker.

Especially since he wasn't getting the edge of the sword.

*Rock's still in costume confessional*

He was looking at his sword with confusion.

"What kind of weird sword only hits hard on the edges of it? Ugh, keep it together...you don't want to be negative, dude!" Rock then realised he was in the confessional. "

*Confessional cut*

Rock was basically getting rocked by the best bounty hunter in the world, especially with the kicks, backflip kicks and yoga stomps that Samus was pulling off and then just like that.

"Whoa, didn't know Samus was so mad! Will Clover survive the whatever Snake is doing?" Chris asked. "Seriously, Snake is doing work!"

"Wouldn't exactly be so sure 'cause Clover's flipping and dipping all over the place! Get 'em, Clover!" Daisy yelled, as Chris was a little bit irked.

With that being said, Snake...definitely had trouble with the fruits, as Clover was kinda in the middle of kicking major butt even with her just firing the blaster with some style.

"Come on, stop hiding!" Clover was definitely using the blaster wrong. "I gotta score a point for the team!"

"Nope." Snake prepared a little "something"

Some more tinnitus, as Clover's ears were ringing with that not much damage and a bell, but then Samus came up to Snake and the rest was history, literally...as Snake had two more bells stored in a random pocket in his fluorcent yellow suit.

And then...

"Okay, so it's kinda anti-climatic, but the Chill Capybaras are literally three games up on those Foxes! Seriously, you fiery guys must suck at this!" Chris announced.

"Nah, it's more like those Capybaras are just...way better at being a team." Daisy remarked, as Luigi was just shaking her head. "Bro, look at the Foxes!"

"Yeah, you're right! It's...great TV down there!"

Chris was referring to the dressing down that Rock got from a good chunk of his own friends.

"For the love of gosh, it's so simple! You've got just gotta hit a bunch of times, move fast and look really cool while doing it...how hard is that?" Miko was in his face.

"Really hard when you've got some kid fighting for nature, which I rock with!"

"No, don't rock with her! We've gotta kill them to win!"

"...Sounds dumb."

Rock was a little unnerved by Miko's competitive shouts, Azula's mean side-eye and


Match 10: Pinstripe & Sol Badguy (FF) vs. Riley & Tanjiro (CC) on Castle Siege

"Not the teammate I expect, but it's something!" Tanjiro declared, as Riley was putting the "hood" in Young Link (his own words) by doing hits.

"Yeah, I ain't playing around with you! I'm here to get paid!" Riley shouted.

The two agressive sword teens were up against the big bad adults with heavy hitting moves and unsurprisingly, they were real fast and combo'ing real good since they were real motivated.

Or trying to anyways, as Sol Badguy got a good amount of the hurt and he didn't look too bad for the wear and Pinstripe Potoroo was...to put it bluntly...trying to deal damage with some guns.

"Sol, help a mob...mob-looking man out here!" Pinstripe shouted. "I ain't about to get beaten by an literal child!"

"You mean literal children. I got worse embarrassments on my mind, but..."

Sol sighed, as he fired up another Gunflame.

"...this ain't going to be one of them."

"You sure?" Pinstripe threw a can out there.

Tanjiro cut through it and subsequently got blown up harder thanks to his Fire Breathing, as Riley Freeman got his butt kicked by the Gunflame.

Sol and Pinstripe were both sure of the fact that the only thing stopping those two were some bullshit projectiles, well mostly Pinstripe could do nothing but that and Sol was not enthuased.

It did not help that Tanjiro got right back into rushing down the mobster weasel-lookalike and did his job, as Pinstripe was trying to block him.

"Stop, I can't believe you're so mad!" Pinstripe shouted.

"When your team spirit's so messed up, you would!"

Tanjiro was doing the Roy thing of making Pinstripe Potoroo disappear, as he was swinging sword attack after sword attack without Pinstripe even getting any of his moves out.

Sol Badguy was definitely playing some mad neutral with Riley, since there was sword swings all around, random bombs and Gunflames that made sure that they were red-hot.

*Pinstripe's confessional*

The mobster was not very excited.

"For the love of god, Tanjiro's pulling out some second-tier mobster kills with a sword and some breathing techniques! And this dude keeps his sister in a box-no, no, no, he's got to be some kind of supervillain! I ain't dealing with this shit!" Pinstripe yelled.

"Okay, so, l'm just going to throw this match! Sol probably is that powerful." He nervously said.

*Confessional cut*

After that confessional, Pinstripe didn't even get the chance, as Tanjiro put in a powerful slash and he was gone.

Hilariously enough, after that, Tanjiro slumped down for a lack of energy and Sol put in the Eruption power towards his face and it was like a 1v1 type of deal.

"Tanjiro literally put in the lead and then he got sent home! Now it's up to someone's husband up against a lost child!" Daisy announced, definitely out of earshot of the fighters.

"Bruh, I'm ready to ride Tanjiro with this whoever's sword this is!" Riley declared. "I hope it's not some terrorist!"

"...It's not." Sol was still putting in the Eruption.

Riley then rolled out of the way by throwing out a good boomerang in Sol's face, and put some of the Hookshot in his face...right before being pulled towards Sol Badguy.

Once that Volcanic Viper (literally sword Shoryuken) hit, it was inevitable.

"Man, those Fiery Foxes are finally living up to their own name!" Chris announced, as Sol just sighed. "No cause of celebration?"

The guy just left to meet back up with the team that had to deal with the white-haired demons of the Fiery Foxes, who were...

"We're still down to points and considering what's probably going to come next, so drop the bullshit and get into working together! I know that some of guys' existence pisses who knows what off, but we're going to lose the momentum if we don't get it!" Sol shouted.

"Yes, please focus on the task of making...the other team lose." Azula noticed that...Dante and Coachman were doing their thing.

Dante was just actively ignoring the old man, thinking it was wise decision.

"Don't worry, I got it." Dante said. "Whoever I'm teamed up with is going to be the coolest teammate out there."

"...This is Chris." Sol remarked, as Dante just shrugged. "You know what's up."

"Even if it's him, I know what's up!"

"Okay, then show us what's up." Azula riffed on Dante's oddly vague statement.


Mai had one thing to say towards the old man that very few people liked and a bunch of people had nothing good to say about.

"Listen, I'm not going to be sent home 'cause your terrible everything decided that acting like some old dumbass from a bar was very cool!" Mai shouted at him.

"Incredible. I understand none of what you said." Coachman then got the wind-

-no, no, fuck that.

"Pretty sure you're going to be a goner if you don't get serious." Mai told him plain and straight.

"Oh, ok." Coachman said. "An impotent threat, because my skills allow me to deal with whatever my teammate does, stupid or not...besides that demon hunter that's quite stupid."

"This is Chris McLean! He's going to put you with the demon hunter, so start acting like a real human being!" Mai tried kicking him in the face.

"Oh, no, he won't."

Match 11: Dante & Coachman (FF) vs. Muscle Man & Nicole (CC)

Muscle Man and Nicole were understandably smirking at the obvious opportunity, as the other duo had a feud that ran deeper than water or JFK's strings of girls.

*Nicole's confessional*

The blue cat that had a lot black on her was happy.

"Finally, I'll be able to crush that old man seriously...if Dante doesn't beat me to it because oh my god, they actually hate each other. If he decides to vote for him, I'm going to tell Azula and together, we're going to jump him!"

She was so mad that she kinda lost herself.

"Oh no, I might not have a job!"

*Confessional cut*

What Nicole said was true, the feud was still happening, but it didn't really stop the odd teamwork...as Dante was actually doing some close-range goodness with his two swords.

"Woo, these guns don't kill, but just sends ya to the big guy in the sky!" Dante exclaimed, as the white-haired demon was doing moves. "Hey, Coachman, where the crosses at?!"

"Well, Nicole's at one." Coachman readied his steel whip, spinning it around rather casually. "Hehehe."

Nicole was literally getting shield pressured by the dysfunctional cross and then started to get combo'd by the odd cross that finally returned like a proper boomerang, as she managed to get hit by a precise whip strike...and that did some damage.

And then Nicole actually managed to throw a strong Aura Sphere towards the old man's face, unbothered by the Holy Water bomb that did a bit of damage, as Dante pulled out a Eiga or two towards her.

Muscle Man, meanwhile, didn't have much to do, aside from a stray double Death Fist that hit Dante pretty good.

*Muscle Man's confessional*

"As much as I hate the creepy old guy, how the hell am I going to beat Dante? He thinks he's cool with his guns, sword and urgh! HOW DO I BEAT THAT GUY!"

And then he squealed his way out of the confessional.

*Confessional cut*

He knew one thing, as he screamed his way into the confrontations with a shoulder tackle towards...Dante's guts, as he was in the middle of putting on show on Nicole's everything and finishing off the show.

Nicole's run didn't exactly end there, but she flew right back into the action with some Extreme Speed and right back onto the stage quite literally with a bonk that hit as hard as it hurt.

Dante got bonked and no matter what, the demon hunter could barely dodge that stuff and he...did not.

So did Nicole, as she also got bonked completely and one thing that was very apparent was that she got hit by the Holy Water, Weird Cross and the punt that sent her out of the game.

*Nicole's confessional with a Lucario hat.

"I'd like to know who this guy is because I don't know how he survives that many concussions and what a Double Team is! Also, the anger part!" Nicole almost yelled, practically seething and coping over the head bump.

*Confessional cut*

Muscle Man and Coachman may have been in the same alliance in one episode, but they were now enemies in the least apparent way possible, as he showed his muscles with his cool-ass punches.

"Bro, you ain't ready for this!" Muscle Man shouted, dodging out of the way of another Axe.

The Coachman threw a bunch of axes as he should have, some of them going real low and some of them being thrown impressively high, as Muscle Man was basically driving in on an golf cart and laughing at the zoning that couldn't stop his golf cart from moving forward.

Even if the golf cart was flaming hot and he jumped to provide his own zoning, ready to run in to finish the old man off with a real good...bike throw or something like that.

Muscle Man carried Wario's bike, who-

"Ay, that's my fucking bike! Put that down please, I ride that on business trips!"

"Shut up!" Muscle Man yelled, ready to end the old man's stock. "It's bout to blow!"

"You heard him it's about to blow!" Daisy shouted.

Muscle Man just threw it, just as Coachman made...the face (red skin, demon horn hair, evil smile, the full nine yards)...he was scared out of his mind and so was almost everyone else, 'sides Dante and Bayonetta.

Chris couldn't even say anything and then, like doing a questionable move in front of a police officer, instant karma hit and his costume was on fire once again.

Coachman may have had fear and the passing of time on his side, as Muscle Man was practically frozen in fear, but he didn't account for the cart and the bike hitting his burning cosplay.

"Don't hurt me, bro!" Muscle Man shouted. "I'm sorry that I-"

"Sorry won't be enough." Coachman had a hearty laugh.

"But he won't need to apologise, because he's a goner!" Daisy then noticed that the old man's hubris kicked in again and...blew him up. "And just like that, his stock is gone!"

The bike and the golf cart met in a very specific way, as Coachman was off-stage as Simon Belmont.

Muscle Man was very sure of one thing, as he started laughing at the old man realising that Uppercut went nowhere.

"Bro, you lose!" The man with the muscles raised his shirt and started spinning it around. "Game over!"

"And the Chill Capybaras take another game to their name! With an finish worthy of a comedy skit, too!" Chris announced, as Muscle Man was there. "You got anything to say?"

"You know who else had a finish worthy of a comedy skit?"

Chris could not stop the man with the muscles, fat and blown up golf cart from the obvious.

"MY MOM!"

"Who's his mom, though?" Legoshi genuinely asked. "What's up with that."

Muscle Man looked mad, as Legoshi just was wondering.

"Does your mom suck?"

"NO!" Muscle Man quite literally instantly replied.

"Okay, we've got more of whatever this is coming up after...that." Master Hand pointed to the currently steaming duo that...Dante didn't care for Coachman and it was vice versa. "Weird, though, it was going to be-"

Dante and Coachman was plain throwing middle-fingers at each other, somehow very casually too.

"Big hand man, you ain't seen nothing yet! Seriously, they started hating on each other and it's reality TV gold!" Chris announced, like Master Hand wasn't attempting to side-eye. "Okay, that was short."

*Coachman's confessional*

He was still in costume, btw.

"He literally can fight better than anyone else on this team and he goes out by someone knocking themselves out with their own power...incredible, Nicole did her job! Dante looks like a fucking donkey at the moment, but so do I." He was still incredibly pissed off. "That's the cost of doing business."

*Dante's confessional*

He looked at Ebony and Ivory.

"Can't believe this dude's costume backfired on him, and then he got literally got hit by a bike and a gold cart! I got headbutted by a overworked mom, but if I went out like that...I don't have anything to say." Dante still made a quip, even in the worst of times.

*Confessional cut*


Match 12: Squirrel Girl & Darkness (FF) vs. Terry Bogard & Tifa Lockhart (CC)

Squirrel Girl had Terry Bogard's moveset and Terry Bogard had K. Rool's moveset, which meant not that much since they were both fighters and they were both slicing and dicing.

Tifa watched Darkness blow herself up twice and wondered something.

*Darkness' confessional*

Darkness still held a bomb in her hand.

"Oh no, am I going to be eliminated if we lose? Because these bombs are so hard to-"

And she got blown up...along with the confessional.

*Confessional cut*

Needless to say, it was a little bit of a wash, especially since Squirrel Girl had the power of potential allergy and considering others' mental health...before Darkness got blown out of the arena along with Terry Bogard kicking her backwards

Quite literally too, as the blonde crusader's bomb completely backfired on her.

"No way, that's illegal!" Squirrel Girl complained. "This sucks..."

"Too bad-" Tifa was ready to throw up a Dolphin Super Jump. "-You're gonna lose."

Squirrel Girl had one technique that Terry immediately recognised that Tifa...kinda saw and just like that, she missed the whole damn thing, as Tifa and Terry did some serious moves.

"ARE YOU OKAY?" Squirrel Girl shouted, still missing another Buster Wolf.

"Just like that, her brain's fully on buster wolf mode like she hasn't done anything else for the past 30 seconds! So lame." Wario proclaimed, as Daisy was glaring at him.

Squirrel Girl got hit by a crown that Terry Bogard just chucked in her face...and of course, her squirrels stole the crown and even if she was about to get a serious uppercut by Tifa...

...she at least got in one proper buster wolf.

"Oh, shit, that was a wash for the Foxes! Seriously, get your heads in the game!" Daisy complained.

"Yeah, the Chill Capybaras are ahead by 3 points with their 8 to the Foxes' 4! Seriously, these guys are getting stomped!" Chris announced. "Not helped by the crazy players have a crazy amount of suck!"

Match 13: Azula & Yumeko (FF) vs. Sokka & Legoshi (CC) on Pokemon Stadium

"Do you think she can do the electric airbending uppercut thing?" Sokka asked.

"Yes!" Legoshi shouted...

...because Azula was doing it like she was about to make top 8, and Yumeko was struggling to carry the sword.

"Oh! But I have this stretchy sword!" Sokka shouted. "And I beat Azula in the hundred year war, so this should be easy!"

Sokka and Legoshi got themselves prepared, as they were sure that they had a chance.

On the other side, Azula looked very smug, as her electric fist was shining with pure Firebending energy and Yumeko was checking through which Hocus Pocus spell could do some crazy stuff.

"Please, this was child's play and he and that wolf do not stand any chance." Azula looked prepared.

"Come on, it's way better if they have a chance." Yumeko exclaimed. "I'm not much of a sword expert."

"Then just follow me, it'll be a wash regardless."

And it was like a weird slug-fest...except Sokka's sword could extend, Legoshi's claws could kill, Yumeko gambled her spells to be invisible and Azula took advantage of Sokka's sheer inexperience with the Sword of the Creator.

By doing the EWGF.

Again.

And again.

And again.

It was starting to get a little bit too serious at this point, as Sokka was practically getting himself pounded with surprisingly good moves and even a few demonic lightning strikes.

Sokka this time, took a breath to realise that the lead wasn't going to go on forever, as Azula punched him in the face with the quite electric punch that was quite precise.

Legoshi, meanwhile, was doing way better than he really expected, as he did a good chunk of damage to Yumeko, who managed to figure the spells out and got two of the most powerful spells in the game.

He also missed an aerial backwards kick, which allowed Yumeko to get two of the three most powerful spells.

Psyche Up and Oomph in a row.

"Wait, we were on the same team!" Legoshi just fired up a few good ones, as the wolf tried to kick her.

But her sword was too far away for a proper kick and the lasers hit the ground.

Yumeko then just threw the sword at Legoshi, who got evaporated...almost literally, too.

"OH MY GOD, look at Sokka and Legoshi and they have lost in embarrassing fashion! It took two teenagers to light a fire under those Capybaras! The Fiery Foxes have 5 and those other guys still have 8!"

Chris couldn't even compherend the fact that Azula wasn't fazed at all and Yumeko smiled like she had won a gamble, as the other two were mad as FUCK.

"Okay, there's still some more matches...after the break, because we're not done yet." Chris announced, as Sokka and Legoshi looked like they were ready to murder. "Dudes, you two have next challenge probably, chill out!"


To be continued in the final part of the episode and goddamn, we've still got some matches on the cutting room floor to make it vaguely close and honestly, those matches may not be the most exciting, but dang it, they're going to make things fair!

Besides are you going to miss Mai Shiranui fighting with Sheik's outfit or Cassie Cage...at all? If that's a no, then keep your eyes peeled for the next part!

Chill Capybaras 8 - Fiery Foxes 5

THE FIERY FOXES:
Crimson as Palutena (Somehow fits)
Rock as Marth (Doesn't fit)
Dante as Joker (Fits really well if you squint)
Sol Badguy as Ike (Fits really well, actually)
Deadpool as Snake (Also fits really well)
Azula as Kazuya (These two are actually pretty similar)
Yumeko as DQ8 Hero (Hocus Pocus on that bitch)
Pinstripe Potoroo as Duck Hunt (NES Tommy Gun sounds cool.)
Coachman as Simon Belmont (Ironic, dude)
Leshawna as Isabelle (Doesn't fit...maybe)
Noah as Link (One genius, one bomb-shaped C4)
Clover as Falco (Secret agent reveal bingo incoming)
Sakura Kusagano as Ryu (Makes a ton of sense)
Iori Yagami as Pirahna Plant (don't make him mad)
Giovanni ft. Papyrus as Ice Climbers (Hey, I didn't really mean to eliminate Papyrus but it made perfect sense.)
Pit as Meta Knight (because of course he does)
Miko Kubota as Zero Suit Samus (Mom's hate her because of this one simple trick!)
Mikasa Ackermann as Corrin (Titan slaying, very obvious with her feelings)
Mai Shiranui as Sheik (Ninja in a skin-tight suit? Never heard that before.)
Squirrel Girl as Terry Bogard (Nut buster, bruh)
Darkness as Toon Link (Considering her everything, she's practically perfect)

THE CHILL CAPYBARAS including all that were done in this round:
Tanjiro as Roy (Breathers fire, actually young, not very angry except during fighting games)
Samurai Jack as Sephiroth (le irony)
Samus Aran as Wii Fit Trainer (Should calm her down)
Riley Freeman as Young Link (Probably as angry as YL)
Ryuko as Pyra and Mako as Mythra (The ultimate contestant & staff duo)
Lowain as Fox (Being top-tier's not all it's cracked up to be - Lowain, a low tier)
Muscle Man as Wario (2 manly 2 not reek)
Bayonetta as Cloud (Fellow top tiers unite.)
Cassie Cage as Ridley (She's hoping that no-one noticed.)
Snake as Pac-Man (Tactical fruit action)
Aisling as Yoshi (Don't fuck with her wolves today specifically)
Reg as ROB (To be fair, he is a robotic operating buddy to Tails)
Yuri Sakazaki as Ken (She's got some real spicy moves, that's all I'm saying)
Kyo as Donkey Kong (It's Fire Kong, back in this shit, bruh, round 2)
Tanjiro (Will Water Breathing do weird things to the Sword of Seals? Come on, Roy's experienced in Smash, so minor creative liberties means nothing, R2!)
Legoshi as Wolf (Doesn't make an inch of sense)
Tiana as Zelda (of the link towards the past)
Tifa Lockhart as Mario (The biggest of the Marios today)
Terry Bogard as King K. Rool (...You know what, it's 2am.)
Sokka as Byleth (The tactician of school)
Nicole Watterson as Lucario (Guess why and no, don't reveal the answer please)