When Smashers Quit
Chapter Two: Mewtwo

The Pokemon levitated, hovering right next to a table, putting things together, screwing bits into other bits. He was isolated from all contact; he was completely alone in his own peaceful space, so he could work on his biggest desire, the project that he had been working on for years- a machine that was started being built years ago. He just had to put the long metal item together, with the rest of the machine, he just had to get a hammer, and nail it in. It was so easy, and so perfect. Even though anger took over this Pokemon for most of the time, he could still manage a sly grin, a small chuckle, because soon, he would be the most superior Pokemon! Why? Because he would be the only Pokemon.
"I just need to hammer this in," raged Mewtwo to himself. "And twenty year's work will pay off! I will be the only Pokemon, and I will no longer suffer!"
Mewtwo slowly levitated the hammer, the screw, and the long metal item. Using his hands to levitate, he put the long metal item against the rest of the machine, and put the nail on the long metal item. He waved his left hand to the right, so the hammer started hitting the nail. Only a few more hits, and this portable machine will wipe out all Pokemon! He dragged his left hand back out, and then dragged it right again, making the nail go in even more. One more hit, and he could activate the machine, causing all Pokemon but him to perish! He slowly dragged his hand to the left, and did a small smirk, which normally wouldn't happen to him, being the raging person he is. He dragged his hand, which made the hammer levitate left, and then quickly, he dragged left hand quickly to the right, hitting…
"Hey cool, a hammer!"
Peach stuck her head between the hammer and the nail, causing the hammer to hit her.
"Hi Mewtwo, you're a sweet kitty! Do you want some kitty food? Because you're not getting any, because I'm eating all of the egg and spoon races!" said Peach, really fast.
"Peach, get out of the way!" raged Mewtwo, trying to levitate Peach away from him.
"Oh, are you here to see my impressions?" asked Peach, really fast. "Because I'm a whale! Look at me ma, I'm a whale!"
Peach jumped stomach down onto the table, crushing Mewtwo's machine.
"Yay! I've got another impression! Do you want to see my impression? I thought it up when I was walking along the beach with a dead dog, and everyone was staring at me, because it wasn't actually a dog, I took toad out of his coffin and started walking around, but anyway, I went to the candy store, and I found this game, which was called pinball! I played it for a couple of hours, and then I thought, hey, maybe I should do a Pac Man impression!" said Peach, really, really,fast. "Do you wanna see my Pac Man impression, huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Bacon!"
Peach did a twirl and looked at Mewtwo.
"Peach, go away!" raged Mewtwo, who then levitated an anvil, and dropped it on Peach.
Peach promptly got up from under the anvil, and then looked at Mewtwo.
"Here's Pac Man!" said Peach.
Peach started biting big chunks out of Mewtwo's machine, and started swallowing.
"Peach!" raged Mewtwo. "What do I do now? I'm going to have to open you up! You foul excuse for a human being! I'm going to have to cut you open now!"
"Yay, I remember the last time I played operation!" said Peach.

begin flashback

Peach hit her head into a wall.
"Ow!"
Peach hit her head into a wall.
"Ow!"
Peach hit her head into a wall.
"Ow!"

end flashback

"Hey, Landlord!" said Falco, knocking on a door.
The door was promptly opened, and the landlord looked at Falco.
"Yes?" asked the anthropomorphic pink flamingo landlord.
"I really enjoy this studio apartment that I rented from you, ma'am!" said Falco.
"I'm a guy," said the landlord. "And you're evicted!"
"Bu- But why?" stammered Falco.
"You're not supposed to be satisfied with low-rent apartments! You're supposed to be depressed and lonely," said the landlord, who was a pink flamingo, but male.
"Oh," said Falco, disappointedly. "At least I get the TV that you gave me!"
"Actually, that's only if you watch the Cokepsi™ Channel 24 hours a day!"
"Oh," said Falco. "Well, well guess what? I'm going to get you back, in the worst way possible!"

Later…
"You're putting fourteen items in the "Twelve items or less" checkout?" asked the pink flamingo.
"Yeah, you feel intimidated now?" asked Falco.
"Uh… how does being uncourteous to a supermarket that I'm not even associated with intimidate me?"
"Well now that I've scarred you for life, you'll surely give my apartment back!" said Falco, evilly.
"But, I've already evicted you!" said the landlord.
Falco looked angrily at the landlord, and then looked sad, realising he'd been evicted.

Mewtwo rummaged through a big pile of assorted instruments and metals.
"How will I manage to be the only Pokemon, now that that dastardly woman had to ruin my years of effort?"
Mewtwo lifted a spanner, and knocked it against the wall.
"Maybe all of this is a cover, and she knows about my cunning plan…"
Mewtwo looked slightly surprised as he lifted a giant blueprint out from under the pile.
"I know, I'll eliminate her!"
Mewtwo forced an evil grin, and then looked as his blueprint for a giant destruction machine.
"How should I get rid of her? Nuke her room?"
Mewtwo pondered that thought for a while, but shook his head in rejection.
"Nah… because my room would probably get affected as well…"
Mewtwo stood still, thinking for a while, but then had an ingenious idea…
"I know… I'll feed her a Super-Happy-Fun-Burger™© burger!"
Mewtwo scampered out of his room quickly to the nearest Super-Happy-Fun-Burger™© chain.

"Hey," said Mewtwo to a Super-Happy-Fun-Burger™© worker.
"Yes?" replied the worker at the counter.
Mewtwo leant forward to the worker, as if he were about to whisper something.
"Can you… Can you make a really unhealthy, uncooked burger for me to kill someone with?" whispered Mewtwo to the worker.
"I'm sorry, it's against company policy to make lethal burgers, as our customer's health is our greatest concern!" said the worker.
Mewtwo looked at a wrapped burger that was moving and making clucking sounds.
"I'm sorry? What did you say?"
"Our customer's health is our greatest concern!"
The fish fillet rotted.
"Oh," said Mewtwo, looking at a burger with purple meat. "Uh… I'll get uh… a… uh… the… Fish Fillet…"
Mewtwo took the burger, and ran back to Smash Mansion.

"Hey Peach," said Mewtwo, with a very unconvincing grin on his face. "Burger time!"
Mewtwo offered Peach the burger, and she ate it up in a few minutes.
Nothing happened.
"Don't you feel queasy or something?" raged Mewtwo, angrily.
"No," replied Peach.
"What?" shouted Mewtwo. "You didn't die, and you wasted me four bucks?"
Peach nodded while smiling, munching on the Fish Fillet.
"What?" screamed Mewtwo. "That four dollars was going towards an amusing bumper sticker to put on my evil Pokemon Death Ray!"
Mewtwo broke into tears.
"Don't worry," said Peach, patting Mewtwo. "I'm sure I can fix your Death Ray, after all, I still have two more wishes from the Wish Fairy!"
Peach smiled triumphantly, and did a twirl.
"Okay," snorted Mewtwo. "If this, 'Wish Fairy' exists, then why don't you ask the 'Wish Fairy' to repair my Pokemon Death Ray!"
"Can do," said Peach, clicking her fingers.
The Wish Fairy appeared.
"Hello Peach, you still have two more wishes," said the Wish Fairy.
"Okay, uh… I wish for… uh… uh… uh… uh…"
"Peach, you want a Pokemon Death Ray," whispered Mewtwo into Peach's hair.
"Okay," said Peach. "I wish for a Pokemon …"
Jigglypuff ran into the room.
"Jig Ig, Jig Ig? Jig Iggly Puff Uff Puff, ig piggly jig puff!" said Jigglypuff. "Oh Peach, is the Wish Fairy here? Ooh, ooh, get a bubble gum dispenser!"
"Okay," said Peach. "I wish for a Pokemon bubble gum dispenser!"
A Pokemon bubble gum dispenser appeared. Jigglypuff hugged Peach, then picked up the bubble gum dispenser and ran away.
"Peach, you immortal fool!" raged Mewtwo. "Why did you waste that wish? Wish for a Death Ray, now!"
"Uh… Okay," said Peach. "I wish for a Pokemon Death Ray!"
A Pokemon Death Ray Appeared.
"Yes!" shouted Mewtwo. "After my Death Ray almost not being here due to a Bubble Gum dispenser, I can now wipe out all other Pokemon!"
Mewtwo cackled evilly.
Peach spilled a conveniently placed coffee.
The machine melted.
Mewtwo gazed awkwardly, and broke into tears.
"Don't worry," said Peach, patting Mewtwo. "I'm sure I can fix your Death Ray, after all, I still have no more wishes from the Wish Fairy!"
Mewtwo started hyperventilating due to enormous amounts of crying.
"That's it!" screamed Mewtwo, ripping a wall in half and knocking expensive items of shelves, storming towards Master Hand's office. "Master Hand, I quit!"
"Whatever," said Master Hand, calmly, "It's not as if you contributed to the tournaments in any way whatsoever."
Mewtwo used his psychic powers to demolish Luigi's room (on top of him), and then left.