Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 19: Smashing With Friends!
Part 4: It's a Smasher's World
Yeah, it's the final part not matter how many words sum it up and trust me, there needs to be some words about the climax to this episode...because it is one of those.
Anyways, let's go!
Memeking: It was never being a Smasher...glad you liked the chapter, though.
1602jaw: Yeah, Reg's hoping that his team can keep the lead and my gosh, Aisling and Muscle Man really went off in the previous chapter! But it's likely Coachman's bouta put a plan into action!
"Welcome back. We've got more fighting in weird places coming at ya and obviously, we've got a new bunch of players. " Chris announced.
Match 14: Pit, Giovanni & Papyrus (FF) vs. Cassie & Samurai Jack (CC) on WarioWare, Inc.
Papyrus was ready to be Giovanni's Nana and Pit was listening good to the plan...especially since they were on WarioWare, Inc., where the co-operation was about to get wacky.
"Listen up, Angelhead and Skullman! All we need to send them off-stage, attack them while they're down and then we're going to spike them!" Giovanni shouted.
"Oh, cool! The Great Papyrus avenges friends and I think they've stolen a bunch of our old friends!" Papyrus was back in action.
"Let's edgeguard those dumb guys!"
The three were in a very over-confident mood, as the other two weren't really that comfortable in their costumes, mostly Samurai Jack...but he stepped up to the plate anyways.
"Jack, are you okay?" Cassie asked.
"YES!" Samurai Jack felt some energy.
"Okay."
It was go time for the both of them, as Giovanni and Papyrus were pulling some moves on Cassie Cage, who obviously not Ridley, so she got pummled in a perfect sequence of handoffs between the two of them.
Cassie just vomited out a bunch of plasma, as she finally stopped getting passed around like someone was about to do a three-pointer.
And immediately, the two ice climbing "villains" regretted that, because she grabbed him with her goofy claws and immediately started going off on Giovanni...with a good mix of her own moves and the space dragon's moves.
Seriously, it was like a whole Mortal Kombat combo along with a bunch of tail stabs and Papyrus had one more thing...well a bunch of bones, some of them blue and some of them as they usually are and...
...the bones kept on coming, as Cassie looked at the skeleton man quite incredulously, as the damage somehow crept up...especially with Giovanni
"Guess what?" Papyrus asked, slowly walking towards Cassie. "The Great Papyrus has-"
Cassie stabbed him with the tail and kicked with utter force with her weird feet that Papyrus couldn't really recover, as Giovanni tried to pull out the string...
...and he did grab, as the duo went up together before Cassie smashed them with the spiking glow and the impressively strong backwards kick that sent them out for good.
"Geez, Papyrus might as well have been voted off again 'cause he got dunked along with Giovanni! Seriously, he's gone and Samurai Jack's...looking to do the same!" Chris announced.
Pit's dual Meta Knight's swords were up against Samurai Jack's slightly uncharacterisitic offense of putting his long-sword to the angel's double swords.
"Yo, Samurai Jack's going kinda crazy...and it's actually weird." Donkey Kong also noticed the odd nature.
"Yeah, it's not like him to throw his sword around with a smile." Daisy remarked. "But it is like him to kick ass, though!"
Pit was basically dodging swing after swing from Samurai Jack, as the sword was being swung rather smugly from the samurai, who was noticing something weird with his swordplay.
Samurai Jack was smiling and he was swinging his sword at strangely fast speeds and since he was kinda stuck in Sephiroth's costume, it could only mean one thing.
"Sephiroth, the five hundred dollars is not that much, I'm sorry!" Pit yelled. "My dude."
"It's still me, but I don't know why I'm smiling!" Samurai Jack shouted, still swinging his own sword at speed.
Pit couldn't exactly do anything, especially since he got blasted with one of them Flares.
"Uh, Pit, maybe it's time to-"
He got blown off by invisible Shadow Balls, as Pit took the L.
"Okay, Cassie and Samurai Jack take it for the Capybaras, widening their lead...again!" Chris announced, as Samurai Jack took off the costume. "Dude, what was those skills?"
"Something that I regret." Samurai Jack said.
*Papyrus' confessional*
He was a little unsure about the samurai guy's answer.
"But he looked so cool out there! He turned green, got a single wing and decided to be the greatest samurai in here...even great than THE GREAT PAPYRUS!" Papyrus had to brag. "Well, it's time for me to be the best friend that I could be and leave!"
*Pit's confessional*
Pit wasn't incensed.
"I'm sorry that I took your 500 dollars, I'm sure that you weren't going to use it to find your Jenova pillow! Hey, everyone's got their own pillow!"
*Confessional cut*
Match 15: Mai & Sakura (FF) vs. Yuri & Kyo (CC) on Rainbow Cruise
"It's street fightin' time!" Sakura declared. "Where's your Hadouken?"
"I don't need it, I got needles, a fan...so I got whatever that is." Mai remarked.
While the two lady street fighters were in here not having their backs to the wall, Kyo and Yuri were a little bit frazzled from the very odd situation that they had a wall at all.
And then they understood the dirtiest move in the game, as Sakura directly ran into the "fighting game corner" and got her shit turned around on Rainbow Cruise by Kyo's monkey costume wearing fists, basically doing a bunch of combos in her face, complete with an impressive Giant Punch.
"Sorry, Mai, but you've gotta go down to be something!" Yuri declared, her fists flaming.
"I'm going to be a winner, then!" Mai declared.
The two friends that had been on different teams since the start...fought like they were in King of Fighters 15, beating each other until the other person got some breathing space and then they started beating the other dude.
Mai Shiranui pratically vanished for a good second, after getting her second ass beating from a friend that shooting some Haoh-Kens.
And when she come back, she got the looks from the crowd and from Yuri from the Fire Tornado that dropped out of nowhere, leading to Mai to basically do a fire dive to the ground.
Yuri's butt both got cooked and roasted by the tornado, which would be a good way to go out...but Sakura was making the opposite thing happen, as she put in her full power.
To literally bonk Kyo with a single punch, as spinning while you're a monkey apparently makes you fly horizontally.
"NO, Kyo fell off which means that the Fiery Foxes got a point!" Donkey Kong yelled out of pure instinct. "Sakura, you're a mean mofo!"
"...Okay after I got interrupted, the Fiery Foxes gain a point through the dirtiest bonk on Total Drama!" Chris announced, as Sakura and Mai just high-fived each other.
Donkey Kong and Kyo just looked at each other, as though as they figured out that it was what it was and Yuri was-
"Mai, go join your new friend! I'm going to hang out with Kyo, who is on the same team as me." Yuri declared, as her team was confused.
"...Okay." Mai replied. "I'm going to hang out with my team too."
Mai just was there with a lot of lookers in the general vicinity, mostly Satori and JFK, who tried to get back up and she waved to all of them coyly.
"Okay, you guys are weird! Is me wearing a ninja suit that crazy?"
"Yes it is." Uraraka said, had to comment. "Especially when you look like a superhero."
"Hold up, I don't look like a superhero!"
"..." Uraraka didn't say a thing, as Mai just looked at her. "...You kinda do."
"...Oh shit, you're right."
*Kyo's confessional*
He looked a bit embarrassed of getting dunked.
"Now Iori's going to laugh at me for no reason! We both won and I lost once, so he's going to brag for all time or two days, 'cause that's when I'm going to beat him personally!" Kyo shouted. "Yuri got blown out though."
*Yuri's confessional*
"FUCK-"
She got her arm stuck in a hole.
"-I swear most of my old alliance's on the other team or probably in some other alliance...but I'm not even mad about that! I just got bonked!" Yuri readied something. "ON THE HEAD!"
Her fist hit the toilet and it sure did hit the toilet.
*Confessional cut*
Match 16: Noah & Mikasa (FF) vs. Ryuko/Mako & Tanjiro (CC) on Great Plateau Tower minus the roof.
Noah noticed that the platform was high.
Really high, as the other three were just jumping on there like it was a dunk contestant, which wasn't a false descriptor of the battle that was happening.
Mikasa was definitely doing some dragon kicks, as she realised that her limbs could really mess up and even put in a few drills towards Mako's scared face...just for her to get pounded by Ryuko.
With that being, the scheming nerd didn't really care about getting up there, just avoiding the demon slayer that was on his level, shooting more than a few arrows from the infinite arrow cache trying to get a hit on Tanjiro, who was full in masher mode.
"Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, what I did do to you!" Noah tried to throw the boomerang and a Gale Boomerang.
Didn't work, 'cause Tanjiro just wheeled through them.
"WHAT ALLIANCE ARE YOU ON!" Noah yelled, as Tanjiro landed and did a sword uppercut.
Noah had a Remote Bomb to deal with Tanjiro...who actually caught it and threw it back at the snarker to make it explode.
"PLEASE, ANSWER THAT QUESTION!" Noah screamed, right before getting wrecked with a...wait it missed.
"Oh and just like that, Tanjiro officially got cringed on." Wario said, as Tanjiro just took a breather to realise that Noah was about to cringe on him.
(Can't believe that was said.)
Meanwhile with Mikasa and Mako, Mikasa was trying to make mimosas out of Mako and she was pretty close to actually doing it with Mako not even getting a hit in, before Mako got smacked back out of the battles.
"Ryuko, pull some extra sword out ya butt!" Mako declared.
"You got it."
Ryuko was back in the driving seat of the best friends duo with Mikasa still putting the saw-blade on her blade.
"Holy...Mikasa's out for blood!" Donkey Kong exclaimed.
*Ryuko's confessional*
Ryuko genuinely wanted to ask.
"Gotta ask someone how Mikasa does whatever she does, because I don't know why she's so mad and she's so...passionate about slicing people up." Ryuko answered.
"Wait, are you really comparing her to serial killers?" Senketsu had to ask.
"...Not really, just wondering what goes in that titan-slaying mind of hers." Ryuko suggested.
"Fair enough." Senketsu remarked. "Still a dirty comparison."
*Confessional cut*
Ryuko tried throwing out the Aegis sword to do Blazing End, using the Scissor Blade to further her aggression that was she was willing to put onto the titan slayer, even putting Mikasa on the defensive, as she was swinging swords around like she didn't know how to dual-wield.
Which was kinda true, but Ryuko moved really fast for being Pyra and she was about to cinch it with a simple old Forward Smash.
Mikasa had one other thing that would counter all of that...mostly the actual counter that Corrin had and just like that, Ryuko got fucking blown out of the atmosphere and in her stead...
...Mako was about to put the "un" in unfair, speeding in with a Lightning Buster that also get smashed out of the game.
Tanjiro and Mikasa glared at each other, as they approached to swing the shit of each other, close-ranged slash after defensive dual-wielding spins and even a Vapor Wheel, his Water Wheel processed through the Sword of Seals.
Tanjiro definitely noticed that his Fire Breathing worked better through his sword.
The sword was aflame, seeming to be burning by the sun as he prepared his random-ass Ultimate Technique that was literally stolen from Pyra.
"He literally took the Flame Nova from Ryuko! Seriously, Ryuko must be hyped!" Wario declared.
"And it's strategically great because he switched his breathing technique to just...do whatever that was." Falco tried to announce some more.
"Okay, the Chill Capybaras add another point to their lead, but if the Fiery Foxes win the solo round? Those Foxes will take the lead and not have to eliminate four more people!"
Final Match: Miko (FF) vs. Bayonetta (CC) on...
...Northern Cave.
"Why are we fighting in the middle of the apocalypse?" Bayonetta asked. "Ridiculous."
"Because it's a cool place to fight for the final battle!" Miko replied, right before getting swung at with the bootleg Buster Sword.
That being said, they were trying to deal with each other with the usual, as they both shared one thing that was just as ridiculous as their jobs.
Backflips ands attacks that barely missed their marks, as Miko finally got in the first hit and...immediately lost control of the lead with a missed Rocket Jump.
After that Witch Time, though...
...Miko was in the Bayo Zone (coined by Deadpool helping me finish this) where she was gettting thrown around by the witch that had a thing started with B, getting slammed, kicked and even getting hit by a Witch Cross Slash, which meant that when Miko jumped away...
...She just barely survived.
*Miko's confessional*
She looked very scared.
"I was expected Bayo to go crazy, I played her games, she usually does! But not crazy enough that I can't beat her...and that's without being three points down!" Miko exclaimed.
*Confessional cut*
Bayonetta and Miko were now having a tougher fight, Miko having her chance to do the Glitch Techs (TM) combo of putting the bird out there, jumping off Ally, kicking her a few times and even ripping off a few Street Fighter supers to further add on the damage.
"Since when were you so good with a sword? You're literally hair lady and the killer kicks!" Miko basically laid it out. "Can you-"
"...Look, I don't care about your fangirling, but I really hope your relationship goes better than this match." Bayonetta said. "Besides. pretty you won't be voted off."
"I might, Bayo." Miko shot the Paralyser, but...
...Bayonetta literally clanged it with the Sword and she was in Limit Mode and-
"Whoa, whoa, the Chill Capybaras aren't chill at all! Because they just won this challenge with 3 points to spare!" Chris announced. "Miko, hope your teammates are good with you losing!"
"They should be!" Miko just yelled at the more accusatory contestants. "Some of you have no faith in me."
"That's good, 'cause the Chill Capybaras with their 11 points gets free Chinese and not sending someone home!" Chris announced, as the whole team was...cheering for it. "Anyways, Foxes with your 8 points, vote for who you think sucks the most."
"Geez, laying it on a little thick, man!" Pinstripe complained.
The Fiery Foxes were more incensed, so naturally...
*Darkness' confessional*
"Oh, frump, I'm going to be eliminated and ride on the sling-yacht!" Darkness finished shouting.
The blonde hair crusader paused for a second.
"That actually sounds wonderful."
*Mikasa's confessional*
"Honestly, as much as the main alliance and that horrible old man are much better target, they probably have ways to get me voted out somehow. So, it's a safe bet to vote for..." Mikasa finished the sentence, but the confessional didn't want to spoil anything.
*Confessional cut*
Everybody's costumes were off and no-one wanted to be around the mostly incensed Fiery Foxes, as there was a lot of shoutings, more than a few wild punches and the realisation that there was a few obvious votes to pick, as Darkness was...in that weird mood again and Squirrel Girl wasn't nervous.
Mostly because she was hanging out with Deadpool, who was definitely trying to wonder what some of the guys were cooking.
Rock, JFK and Iori were plainly watching the mess go down.
Noah, Mikasa and Kyo were genuinely discussing some alliance matters just outside of the hut but no-one really could hear them or under the absurd argument that Satori actually started and...uh, people were confused.
"Hold up, why not the old man? He won five challenges ago, fights with Dante like an anime villain and for the record, got his butt beaten by a
Azula and Yumeko were looking at each other.
"Because, as much as this guy's controversial, he's not even close to being the fourth guy out of here." Pinstripe remarked. "Also, you lost!"
"But so did he!" Satori said. "Wait, why are you even arguing for this joker?"
"Chill, he's in the toilet...I think." Leshawna definitely noticed. "Still don't know why we should keep you on, though."
"Look at the last challenge! I was practically backing the team up!" Satori yelled. "And you'll go for some guy who you hate."
"Sounds like you got some business with him." Leshawna answered, as the black girl was...not willing to go deep into it. "Besides, I don't even know who you are!"
"Eh, don't worry about it. I've got worse options than being...that guy!"
Satori just said nothing, as Pinstripe was looking at him seriously and the rest of the team was trying to think about this one volleyball player that just had a big enough mouth to shout about the most intimidating old man in...Total Drama history?
Whatever that thought was, Coachman came back from the toilet...looking like he didn't get burnt by a bike, a golf cart and some other flaming stuff, but there was one thing that he had to ask.
"Isn't there anything you have to say?" Satori stood on the table like everyone wasn't laughing at him. "Guy who lost-"
"Bah, no, you keep on saying whatever it is you're saying!" Coachman grinned quite casually, as he had a plan that was in fact happening right now.
And totally not made up, as Deadpool kinda inserted this sentence here.
"Honestly, I don't know why you're still here. Like, you're hated by everybody and you've got a bunch of enemies on this team, so I'm going to take this time to say that..."
Dante was really trying to stop Satori to say more, as Coachman grinned.
"...you suck as a friend, as a teammate and as a person!" Satori declared. "I don't care that you tried to sabotage me, when you're the real sabotage...guy."
"Seriously, man, this isn't going to end well." Dante tried to stop him, as the volleyball guy. "I'm pretty sure they're gonna learn about-"
"Oh, what, the crown slicing thing? That's old news and I'm sorry for doing that kinda stuff anyways!"
"Man, you're getting a lot of looks." Dante said. "You might wanna-"
Satori then hopped down from the table right into JFK doing a...whole-ass anti-air smackdown that got the rest of the cast looking at the body press.
"Nah, nah, bro, er-uh, you're on the list, buddy!" JFK stated. "The elimination list!"
"I stopped doing that, man!"
"Er-uh, say your prayers because these ladies are going to be mine!"
"I find some of them beautiful, but I can't care about!"
While that was happening, Pinstripe and Coachman were trying to not laugh at the sheer irrelevance of the situation that was at hand and the fact that Satori Tendou (miracle boy) couldn't lift an average American teen.
*Coachman's confessional*
He was back in the toilet, though obviously not be choice and he was smoking something.
"I can't believe Satori voted for himself...and I didn't do anything to prompt, all he did was stoke his hatred for me, embarrassed himself and brought up past mistakes like they happened yesterday."
And then he looked at the camera with proud...sadism.
"See, jackass behaviour."
*Kyo's confessional*
He was not saying anything, as he was writing down some more poetry.
"You know what! Being on that team alone makes Iori a loser!" Kyo declared. "...What was all of that?"
*Yumeko's confessional*
She smiled so sincerely.
"It's kind of impressed how much eliminations don't really make that much sense. Usually, they wouldn't just put themselves as a massive target and especially considering that Coachman's still one...it's weird how he got saved this time around."
*Confessional cut*
Back at the campfire, eleven players rest in their places, sure that they had at least one vote to their name and sure which four were at the time...were about to be slingshot towards the Island of Losers (Which actually was at Chris' new hotel on McLean Island) and the atmosphere didn't really get to them.
"Okay, eleven of you have gotten votes, which from what I know is every single one sitting here." Chris announced. "We've got seven marshmellows here! If you get one, you're still in! If you don't, you're going on the...Sling-Yacht of Shame!"
Iori didn't look surprised at his votes, considering that he definitely noticed...the thing.
Satori Tendou looked like someone from an instant regret video...his face full of instant regret.
Coachman was quite the happy man for one obvious reason.
Noah was taking some dirty looks at both the old man and the redhead rocker, as he was sure of something important.
JFK was quite surprised...somehow, as the shared anger of Penny Proud and Darkness was clearly directed towards him.
Giovanni wasn't surprised that he was here, just surprised that it got to this point without many votes for him...and Squirrel Girl was comforting Monkey Joe, who got the update for something.
And finally, Rock just kinda accepted it, as Miko was wondering who could put her to the elimination stand.
"A good chunk of you guys really messed up today or have done messed up things throughout this she-bang..."
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"...but it wasn't enough for Giovanni, Squirrel Girl or Rock to be sent home! Having only one vote to their name!"
Giovanni didn't really understood who voted for him, but he accepted his marshmellow, as Squirrel Girl stood up and immediately sat back down once Chris gave her...the look.
"Three people have only two votes to their name..."
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"...Miko..."
The gamer just snatched the marshmellow from the air.
"...Iori..."
Iori just let the thrown marshmellow disappear.
"...and JFK, a dude!"
JFK took the chance to swallow it whole, which meant for the...umpteenth time in this seeason...
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...Coachman was clearly up for elimination, as Satori was actually grinning.
Penny was mad, but not surprised and Darkness was practically the opposite way, salivating at the potential elimination and Noah looked suspiciously at the old man.
"Campers, one of you will survive and the rest will not! This time, I'm doing it in reverse order, because you guys look scared!"
"Well, I'm not-" Darkness got stopped by the host with the most.
"The first one eliminated is..."
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"...Darkness with 6 votes!"
"Oh! Oh." Darkness composed herself. "I know that I have done wrong in this challenge, so I'm sorry for that."
"Too late to apologise, lady." Noah remarked. "Too late."
"I know."
Noah looked confidently at the votes that were stacked up against him, suspecting the somewhat obvious.
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"Hold on, that makes no sense! There's a bunch of people who lost in way worse ways!" Penny shouted. "...And they suck at the competition, what's with this?!"
"Come on, you got 6 votes, let's go."
Chef then pulled Darkness and Penny towards the new Dock of Shame.
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"...Satori, dude, you gotta go!"
"Man, I really did screw up! Gonna miss this island and the guys, obviously!" Satori declared. "And I swear I'll miss the old man's...stink."
"Unfortunately for you." Coachman remarked towards the spicy volleyball player. "Well, then."
"And the sole survivor of this challenge's elimination is..."
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Noah was proud of his-
"...is actually eliminated from the game!"
-accomplishments that practically got undone with the shocking swerve, as Coachman literally just chuckled.
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"Somehow, Coachman has only 3 votes to his name! Noah, you have only one more."
Coachman actually took quite the breath, as Noah went up to his face.
"What did you do? Be honest, you switched the votes, faked votes or whatever it is that you did, so admit it or quit grinning." Noah basically told him sternly, like the old man didn't have an actual strategy.
The strategy...was ridiculously simple.
"First off, you don't have any evidence and secondly, your reputation really does precede you!" Coachman stated. "Rather impressive."
"...Oh, that's a really good move! Hopefully that means you'll stop sucking!"
"Says the man who's eliminated."
Noah just willingly went out of the old man's range, as Coachman realised that he was really going to have to push it for the chance to even make it to the merge.
"Noah, you've gotta go, dude."
"You guys really voted for donkey lettuce man over the guy who basically beat Alejandro at his own game!" Noah declared. "Geez, some people really don't trust old-school players."
Noah wondered how he managed to only get one more vote up on possibly the most controversial contestant to date...and he won to boot and one thing was very obvious.
Coachman had a bunch of people on his side and it might have been a bit obvious, but...
...he was standing on the Sling-Yacht of Shame along with the other three eliminated Fiery Foxes were just sitting there wondering what happened with the guy.
"Hold up, you got upset?" Satori asked. "Cool."
"It's not. Pretty sure that Coachman and Azula are doing some stuff together."
"...Some stuff?" Satori said. "They've been disappearing for a whole week, you're not on top of it."
"Heh-"
And the yacht went off pretty fast, as Chris had to end the episode.
"Look, dudes, I know that some of you are going to be mad that Noah's gone or whatever, but sometimes, you gotta focus on whoever's going to win the next one! 'Cause both teams of campers are kinda equal, so stick around for the next episode of..."
Chris did his thing.
"...Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!"
To be continued in the 20th episode, where Chris doesn't exactly get lazy...but creative in the loosest definition of the word, as there's a lot of challenges picked from the previous 5 seasons minus Island and most of the best of 'em are...
...a bit sadistic, but reality television and game shows are practically the cornerstones of being a bit sadistic, so the 56 remaining campers are going to have a good time!
Says Chris, but some of them definitely will have a good time!
Will Squirrel Girl and Deadpool realise their potential to be extremely funny?
Will Dante and Coachman ever try to be adults about their hilariously adult situation?
Will anyone care that much about the fact that Courtney, Duncan, Justin, Sierra and Owen back in the business to help with some of the challenge for very noble reasons!
(Darkness was an obvious vote-off, especially since she didn't really have anything to do and she's clumsy AF...so, yeah.)
(Penny Proud was kinda living on borrowed time, still having nothing to do with the team fire storm and mostly not great in terms of her new teammates)
(Noah's surprisingly interesting. Aside from being a previous Total Drama contestant who read Alejandro like a book and going far in Ridonculous Race and yadda yadda, Coachman has problems.)
(Satori Tendou's the last Haikyuu contestant to leave and man, what a time he had! He accidentally made a sabotage, teamed up to beat the old man and...said stupid stuff in a wrong place, wrong time situation)
Papyrus is cool and Mako was probably happy to assist Ryuko!
Anyways, Episode 20 coming this month!
Chill Capybaras 11 - Fiery Foxes 8
THE FIERY FOXES:
Noah as Link (One genius, one bomb-shaped C4)
Sakura Kusagano as Ryu (Makes a ton of sense)
Giovanni ft. Papyrus as Ice Climbers (Hey, I didn't really mean to eliminate Papyrus but it made perfect sense.)
Pit as Meta Knight (because of course he does)
Miko Kubota as Zero Suit Samus (Mom's hate her because of this one simple trick!)
Mikasa Ackermann as Corrin (Titan slaying, very obvious with her feelings)
Mai Shiranui as Sheik (Ninja in a skin-tight suit? Never heard that before.)
THE CHILL CAPYBARAS including all that were done in this round:
Samurai Jack as Sephiroth (le irony)
Ryuko as Pyra and Mako as Mythra (The ultimate contestant & staff duo)Bayonetta as Cloud (Fellow top tiers unite.)
Cassie Cage as Ridley (She's hoping that no-one noticed.)
Yuri Sakazaki as Ken (She's got some real spicy moves, that's all I'm saying)
Kyo as Donkey Kong (It's Fire Kong, back in this shit, bruh, round 2)
Tanjiro as Roy (Will Water Breathing do weird things to the Sword of Seals? Come on, Roy's very different in Smash, so yeah.!)
