Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 21: Survive A Night Or So
Part 4: Night's Out!

Hey, hey, hey, there's the end of the challenge and I'll be honest, it's a wild one in terms of the actual story, but sometimes comedic plans reign and stupid strategies bask in the face of metaphorical monsters (and Pennywise, but...come on.)

Will Coachman actually get some respect from his team? Will Sokka and Lowain actually wake up to make some moves? And will Tifa and Bayonetta really step up their game to get some screen time? (Yeah to the Tifa and Bayo showcase, but those other questions...will have answers!)

100 CHAPTERS, twice as many reviews and almost 30,000 views...for a fanfic that should be closer to the end than it actually is.

Memeking: Gideon's ass will forever be kicked...

Anyways, I have a special crossover that I'll be doing at Christmas time, regardless of whatever people say.


"And we are back with only eleven people left in this challenge, some of them just too good at fighting!"

Samurai Jack may have lost the love of his permanent life and had his random protege eliminated, but he was fighting like he was back in the future.

With some serious deliberation and willing to deal with the grabs of Yashiro Nanakase, being part of the last eleven to survive five of the seven hours with pure effort.

"Man, you're a way better fighter than Iori!" Yashiro readied his first.

"Thank you." Samurai Jack didn't let the compliment go unsaid. "But I do sense some evil."

"Eh, Yagami's way ahead of you on that one."

The conversation stopped, as the fight continued, complete with some close quarters combat that actually made the sword swings from Jack that much more powerful and Yashiro was actually getting his ass beaten, though not without some absolute grabs that made some work of the samurai.

Too bad, Samurai Jack was too much of a badass to lose, as he looked at the now downed Orochi dude.

"Dang, you're a real samurai! I'm sorry that I called you fake." Yashiro groaned. "Also, you can't lose."

"I do not care about the remark. What do you mean?" Samurai Jack just asked.

"Seriously, though, Samurai Jack and Bayonetta have gotten immunity in their team's next vote through laying waste to their killers!" Chris announced.

Yashiro and Samurai Jack just took a good long look at each other, as they slowly looked around the random-ass puddle that they fought in.

"Damn, what's ass did she hit?" Yashiro asked...without thinking, as Samurai Jack just put his sword down.

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Gideon was watching his ass getting beaten, as Bayonetta was swiftly dodging whatever he could throw her way with her style, skills and the audacity of being an actual mom to herself...in the middle of the mechanical catacombs' plumbing area.

"Come on, why are you so hot?" Gideon complained, still not hitting.

"Because I don't care that you exist, how about that?" Bayonetta suggested, hitting all of Gideon's weak spots.

Of which, there was many personality-wise and a bit less so physique-wise and they were all hit, finally ending with an demon stomp, as Bayonetta literally walked away.

"Of course, fucking Scott's team got Bayo!" He complained, entirely out of the challenge. "Goddamn, do you know who I am?"

Bayonetta was just tired of seeing that guy, as Snake was genuinely getting dragged out by a headless Chris-bot, who had its brain inside the main body.

*Bayonetta's confessional*

She was smirking like always.

"I don't think this team is in shambles, its moreso that Chris isn't one for anti-climaxes and I'll not say anything else because this man's ego absorbs

*Confessional cut*

Mai and Tifa were both fighting the same boss and due to their unwillingness to sabotage...aside from Michiru attempting to slam Bugs Bunny, who just pulled out the boxing glove that countered her completely.

"And then there was ten players left, one of whom is with a monster and the rest are still fighting or waking up in some cases!"

"Finally, some more eliminating! I wonder if this job makes me look unhinged." Bugs remarked. "Anyways, you girlies ready to lose!"

"Yeah, but I'm not going to lose anyways!" Mai declared, as she pulled out a flaming fan.

"I wasn't ever ready." Tifa prepared a good punch.

And they were off, as punches were thrown, fires appeared and disappeared and some hammers missed their marks, as the trio were still fighting rather awkwardly with all of them having a fair share of damage.

"Wow...that was weird." Bugs remarked. "You ladies are tough cookies!"

"By the way, I'm the tougher cookie." Tifa had to brag, since she was unscathed.

"Does it matter, though?"

"Yeah." Tifa remarked, as she noticed that Bugs was charging...something. "Did you think I didn't notice?"

Bugs was charging something... a few seconds ago and considering he was a looney mofo, he was about to swing on Tifa with some other random stuff that was dropped on her, as Mai dodged it.

"Sheesh, I hope she's alive for non-lawsuit reasons." Tifa got unsquashed, as Mai dodged a rabbit hole. "Tifa got tuned on, making these teams equal!"


The top eight consisted of people that were either going for some wacky strategy (Lowain, Sokka and Coachman), going for broke (Bayonetta & Sol Badguy) or being really spicy (Squirrel Girl & Samurai Jack) mostly being stuck within a certain area with "killers" that have come swinging.

And swing they did, as Lowain got seperated through the classic "split up" skill check that hasn't worked and...uh...he ran into Coachman, who wasn't having the best of times.

"Uh, I was never here!" Lowain declared, as he slipped up on some mud. "And that slip was tactical...why are you standing there, dude?"

"Because I wanted to see you look like an idiot." Coachman answered, as he smirked to let Pennywise do his thing. "But, I'll ask you one thing."

"Nope!" He did a running start.

Lowain just didn't wait for any malicious question, as he just sprinted his way out of the situation, as Coachman's smirk was still there not really doing anything, the fox cook literally rolling over rocks, tripping up again in the mud and literally jumping on a bridge.

Just to get away from Pennywise, who was preparing a little something for the blonde dude with fourth-wall breaking bits in betweens...as the clown shapeshifted into a familiar fella.

A young dude with purple skin, dark brown hair, pants, fur covered t-shirt, black boots with a tongue that scared the bravery out of Lowain...named Belial.

"I heard you like playing games." Pennywise (disgused as the villainous dude.)

Lowain gulped impressively, as he breathed in.

"FUnneling my fighting skills isn't hard, right?" Lowain was sweating like no-one else, as he raised his two daggers. "And uh...I've beaten clowns before."

Pennywise's face then morphed out of "Belial's" face and the rest was history.

"Okay, now the Fiery Foxes have the lead due to the COACHMAN AND PENNYWISE THING! How?!"

Campers remaining: 7/56 (woo, we made it.)
Time remaining: an hour and a half.

Squirrel Girl and Izzy were having the time of their lives, as they both weren't fast enough to properly deal with each other, being unable to escape or attack...and that was fine by them.

Izzy managed to catch up to Squirrel Girl on a tree, as Doreen herself jumped off that tree without missing a beat.

They were just jumping from place to place, as Izzy didn't have a lot of sleeping gas on her own self and Doreen even taunted to waste another one of those sleeping bombs.

"The jokes on you, I've got Total Drama experience, the best family that I have and a boyfriend that wouldn't throw me to serial killers!" Izzy shouted, as Squirrel Girl was just dodging her moves.

"I've befriended Deadpool, beat up frost giants, beat up frost giants and world dominating villains kinda regularly! And I have squirrels!" Squirrel Girl bragged, just as Izzy did.

The two of them were even going to do some fighting, Monkey Joe and Tippy Toes not even able to take whatever Izzy had 'cause they were asleep.

But they were really smashing, as someone had to give and eventually, someone actually showed up to make them give and that someone happened to stumble upon them and realised that he was going to have to do something hard.

"Apparently, samurai guy, you and me had a rivalry in some place." Izzy noticed Samurai Jack. "But desperate times called for desperate measures."

The samurai looked over at Squirrel Girl, who was about to get a face full of sleeping gas from Izzy's phrase, as Izzy also threw another one at Samurai Jack...who sliced it in half.

Bad idea, as it wasn't the most visible gas.

Long story short, Izzy was out, Samurai Jack was out and Squirrel Girl was out.

Campers remaining: 5/56 (woo, we made it.)
Time remaining: an hour and a half.

"...Ooh, bad move, as these two didn't really get spooked as so much as they went to sleep. Also, no-one gets immunity, by the way."

Chris was glad that no-one was awake that had the battle, as there was a lot of disgruntled yells.

"Alright, let's see what else is going on!"


Sol Badguy and Satsuki Kiryuin up above the water was what's going on, as there was a platform smack-dab in the middle of the lake that wasn't even close to being as big as it should have been.

No-one cared, because the swords were swinging about, Sol bringing the fiery swings that was countered by Satsuki's mostly perfect guard and vice versa for Sol except he had a pretty good counter.

They had been fighting for nearly 30 minutes, which was evidenced by their laboured breathing.

"My god, you're definitely one of the best out there." Sol said.

"I know that I am. But I know you're holding back." Satsuki suggested. "So try your best."

"Bullshit, I've been doing my best for thirty minutes. Still not really a Gear."

"...Oh. Then I guess I could end it here."

"Do your best shot, not letting that happen." Sol just swung his sword around confidently, as Satsuki was ready to go for the knockdown.

Satsuki and Sol were both ready to sword until they die, as they gave their sword swing, putting a Tyrant Rave from the bounty hunting badass' side and from the (rebellious) heiress' side, something very simple, as the fiery move blew over harder than ever.

Satsuki parried the punch and Sol got hit by an impressive stab that wasn't meant to kill, as he sat back down.

"You have lost. Accept it." Satsuki stated.

"Yeah...fuck this...I was just going to grab immunity." Sol took his rest. "You win."

Satsuki Kiryuin shone like the sun was actually up.

"And then there was four, two on each team!"

Campers remaining: 4/56 (woo, we made it.)
Time remaining: an hour.

*Mai's confessional*

She was genuinely shocked.

"How the fu...how did I manage to make this far into this challenge! It's been seven hours and there's still four people left in this shebang." Mai just explained. "And who really is left in this thing? Dante? Azula? Crimson? Uh, Iori, I guess? Who else?"

*Confessional cut*

Mai was starting to see some things that this challenge was nearly over, as she was starting to get some serious sleep deprivation from how long the challenge really went on.

Aside from smacking Bugs Bunny in the face, what did she do?

"And Mai's immune from her team, win or lose!"

Sleep deprivation was one crazy mistress, as Mai just laid down on the ground and decide to finally...take her leave from the challenge, being asleep.

"Damn, we've got a few accidental saboteurs in here, as Mai's eliminated just like that!"

"Fuckin' marry me, Andy. Come on, we've been a couple for years and you still hadn't popped the question." Mai talked in her sleep.


Speaking of Sokka, he may have looked a bit tired, but he was really fully awake, still unable to defeat any of the monsters...but doing the best dodges of whatever energy Coachman had left, since the old man had been up for a day and some more.

The final showdown.

"Surprisingly, we kinda have our own barely awake monster for the Foxes, against the guy that woke up and decided to win!" Chris announced. "And oh, Sokka's spooked."

The demon face, the time old strategy of intimidate anyone that was in its general direction, hair horns, green eyes and all and of course, there was one thing that could stop it.

"I guess you're very creepy." Sokka may have been shaking. "But can you beat my sword?"

Coachman dropped the forever intimidating face to answer the question.

"Yes, I can. Look at the way you're shaking-"

Sokka had unfortunately...a boomerang that smacked the old man in the face, as it merely annoyed him with he going for the kill in very unexpected way, as the sword slipped his hand.

"-My, my, that was-"

Sokka managed to "kill" the old man through a perfectly messed up sword swing, as the guy was plain angry at himself.

"I won in the worst way possible...not that was bad or anything." Sokka remarked.

"Yeah, Bayonetta and Sokka wins this big-ass challenge for the Fiery Foxes in the most spooked fashion possible." Chris announced. "Oh, I meant the Capybaras."

"Get some rest, doofus." Sokka remarked. "Didn't announce the wrong team!"

*Sokka's stepped on confessional*

He stepped over some guy.

"Man, I know what happened, but I did not know that everybody was tired as a good chunk of these challenges...including this one, which I didn't get scared by at all!" Sokka proclaimed. "Yeah, the old man totally wasn't creepy."

*Bayonetta's confessional*

"Some challenge this turned to be. I wasn't scared a single time and honestly, most of these guys probably could not handle a single angel and the rest aren't going to like waking up. Me? I don't really get strong sleep deprivation, because that's a bitch.

*Confessional cut*

Sokka and Bayonetta were just together, as a good majority of the Chill Capybaras were asleep at this point and the rest weren't in the mood to celebrate...aside from a few.

"Woo, homie squad comes in! I can't believe the sleep strategy actually worked." Lowain shouted. "Sokka, Bayo, I see you having the realio dealio teamwork in this thing."

"Then why is she wearing so little?" Sokka angrily asked.

"And why do you look like a fan of Nickelback?" Bayonetta just poked fun at Sokka's 2000s-ass haircut.

"Why are you a major jerk?"

"Why did you win like a dumbass?"

Lowain quite literally jumped on both of the winners' heads, as the blonde cook had one thing to say.

"You two used completely different strats to own the other team, just ride with it and maybe you guys won't be all mad with each other. Especially with the cold gold being real...also, dudes and babes have to work together, else the team splits up like..."

"...a baugette being cut." Bayonetta remarked.

"...Like a fruit being chopped in half." Sokka said.

"...Bruh, chill, we won." Lowain seriously stated to the two of them, actually slipping off the duo.


There was a certain sect of the Fiery Foxes mad at...Coachman's immunity, as the ladies of Min Min, Uraraka, Hsien-Ko and Sakura were all high-fiving Mai Shiranui and didn't pay attention to the obvious.

The fair amount of chair throwing that both Dante and Azula was borderline impressive, if it wasn't so annoying to almost got a chair thrown in somebody's face.

Well, Azula stopped the chairs.

"Honestly, if you keep on doing that, I'll make sure that your elimination is as uncereminous as possible." Azula stated. "Besides you did terrible in this challenge and precisely the opposite happened to your worst enemy."

Dante just stopped the chair-throwing, as Sammy just fell off the chair.

"To be fair, I might have bottomed out hilariously, but I didn't get wrecked by Izzy." Dante angrily remarked.

"You take that back!" Azula's hands were on fire.

Azula and Dante...were real mad, as their allies were just looking in awe.

*Sol's confessional*

Sol Badguy was unimpressed.

"This is stupid. Who do we even vote for because aside from Min Min and maybe JFK, who really screwed the pooch. Dante kicks more ass than Coachman and Deadpool is very annoying in a cool way."

*Confessional cut*

Indeed, it was a bit stupid.

"My god, my enemies are so mad over my sucess. Even if I do have someone in mind for voting for someone." Coachman's smirk was not well liked. "Or two people, but that is beside the point."

Pinstripe Potoroo did not stop gesturing for him to shut up.

"I have gotten third! And...I don't have anything to say!" Coachman's lack of sleep caught up with him. "Oh yes, Azula and Dante, make sure that you're not angry enough to throw the challenge why don't you?"

"THIS MAN JUST TAUNTED ON THEM! YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO-" Deadpool screamed, as he took a breath. "-GUYS WHO TAUNT...I don't know, don't ask me."

"They win, I guess." Coachman stopped taking his smoke to brag some more.

"Like me! I'm on my way to...er uh...hang out with vampire mommy!" JFK declared, as Deadpool just shrugged. "And that's why I should be kept on."

JFK just got looks.

Iori just grumbled, as Yumeko was...sure that his ego was too big, Rock was rolling his eyes at speed, Pinstripe Potoroo just sighed, Pit looked really meanly at him, as he gave up on the anti-taunting measure.

"You know what, Azula, it is time to make a stand-" Coachman accidentally got hit by Sokka's boomerang again. "-a stand to be the leader."

"Okay, says guy who lost!" Sokka shouted over the whole thing.

There was ooohs and ahhs that established that barely anyone liked the man who managed to get third in the challenge, as there was genuinely quite the absurd amount of animosity.

Also, someone woke up.

"So, have they stopped arguing?" Sammy asked.

"Not really." Leshawna remarked. "Wish I knew what they're talking about."

And then that someone went to sleep, as Leshawna looked at her.

*Leshawna's confessional*

"I wish I could tell that these votes are predictable, but these guys are very mad and mad people do stupid stuff. I've seen enough in the projects to know that's a damn fact of life." She answered.

*Confessional cut*

And those votes would only get more predictable with one suggestion that would make Azula worth something, as there was definitely a question that was sprung up.

"Wait, Michiru did what?" was that question, as thanks to some moves from Azula and Shego that was as surprising as a car will make a left turn, she was starting to get some looks.

Especially when...


The remaining Fiery Foxes were sat on the campfire, the votes as wild as any jungle in a zoo and the contestants' moods definitely reflected both the loss of a challenge and probably the most hated leader in future Total Drama history.

"Seriously, though, you guys did good...but not good enough to avoid the campfire! Also, we've got a few immune campers here...Coachman and Mai are those two!"

Mai Shiranui just took it, while Coachman genuinely didn't notice the marshmallow fly by.

"Okay, now that's over! It's not that surprising where the votes had been going!"

Michiru wasn't that surprised that she got exposed, judging from the looks that she had been getting from some of the Foxes' campers.

"Iori, Dante, Deadpool, Uraraka, Mystique Sonia, Hsien-Ko, Azula, Yumeko, Rapunzel, Leshawna, Miko, Clover, Rock, Mikasa, Pit, Sol and Kipo don't have any votes...you guys all get marshmellows."

"Wait, what did I do?!" Michiru asked.

"You kinda decided to betray some of your teammates some time ago...or something." Pit told her. "Not cool, really."

"Okay, let's just get the voted contestants out of the way...JFK has 7 votes to his name, so he does not get a marshmellow!"

"Er uh...you can't just handle my own vampire-slaying skills!" JFK shouts even got a few eyebrows raised, Min Min included.

"Min Min has only 5 votes, but it's still enough to get her sent on the Sling-Yacht..."

JFK and Min Min were both mad, as it was not their time yet to go or something like that, even though the former got beaten by his own horniness.

"...okay, so the next player off with 4 votes..."

Chris did the classic.

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Pinstripe Potoroo could feel his pores get bigger. (Biology's not my strong suit.)

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Michiru couldn't deny the power of rumours.

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Basil looked very much unsurprised.

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Deadpool was just-

"Sorry, Sammy, apparently you're too weak to not get 4 votes! Somehow."

"Hold up, I got played by somebody! Because I don't remember doing anything to get 4 votes." She said, accepting her loss. "Besides, why did Leshawna get no votes?"

"Good question...she's not even close to the strongest returning contestant here." Deadpool said. "Plus, I think she's really cool!"

Sammy just shrugged like she didn't have enough time to finish an arc.

Once again, though.

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"Man, Michiru actually got 3 votes! That's not a lot to be sent towards the Sling-Yacht, but I bet you're shocked. For the record, Basil and Pinstripe had two each.

"Yes, I am! I was just trying to play strategically within this team of madhouse guys and girls that are, honestly, really cool." Michiru explained. "Besides, I'm pretty sure that Azula's playing you."

"And that's a good reason for teaming up with Shego, who is definitely a villain?" Uraraka asked, as Kipo was nervously silent.

"...Fair point, but there's bigger villains still in here."

"We kinda know and one of them just got immunity." Uraraka didn't sound pleased. "Besides, you shouldn't have teamed up with one to save your butt, I guess?"

"Don't be too hard on her, anyways. It sounded like she did that to stay in the game longer." Kipo nervously explained, as Uraraka didn't look impressed.


Michiru was kinda steaming...but then again, all of them were steaming, as Chris was getting a bit more ridiculous, just sending the four eliminated contestants off by slingshotted yacht.

"Man, that was the most Total Drama: Ultimate Islands episode to ever be filmed! We got scared, the scarers even got scared and dang it, I still look good with not that many hours of sleep!" Chris announced.. "Also, there's still too many people...and we're gonna solve that on the next episode of..."

"...TOTAL DRAMA: ULTIMATE ISLANDS!"


To be continued in the twenty-second episode, where the producers (and everyone else besides Chris McLean and maybe Chef) force the show to have a breather challenge and said breather challenge doesn't have a killing potential!

Min Min may have been in this competition for 21 episodes, but Hsien-Ko has a more notable set of powers and a more noticeable personality...plus she got slam dunked in this challenge!

How did JFK survive for this long without making sexist comments? That's a really good question, but he made it back into Hotel McLean through his elimination...probably to annoy some more people.

Michiru may have almost won the challenge, but not only did she lose in an embarrassing way, but she also got "sold out" by Shego and eliminated by Azula, so she had a bad deal in this part!

The real question is how did Sammy get eliminated?

idk, but it was definitely her time to go since I really want to expand on Kipo a bit, Sammy's legit a very common character in Total Drama fanfiction and oh, you know just your usual good explaination from Azula that provided the final push.

52 campers do Monster Hunter except multiversal, basically, as the tensions between teams becomes...more apparent, not really stronger.

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Also, no, Coachman did not get respect, but Lowain did, so there's your answers.