Me: This is crack, this is rushed, and this work has no beta because the author has no socializing skills. Please enjoy.
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Normal POV!
"Hisashi, please, I know how you feel about—?"
"Inko, honey, hear me out." All For One, currently posing as Midoriya Hisashi, breathes out as he prompts his wife to stay seated on the sofa. "I know what you said about allowing Izuku to indulge his hero obsession—!"
"—It's not an obsession, Hisashi, it is an interest, something that every child should have—!"
"—which is why," Hisashi continues, pressing his palms together to compose himself as he pulls out a remote, to Inko's chagrin, "I have prepared an argument." he presses the red button, turning on the projector and revealing the first page of a power point presentation titled:
3 Reasons Why Izuku Should NOT Watch All Might
Inko lets out a resigned 'oh boy' under her breath as her husband straightens himself. Distantly, she can hear shuffling by the stairways, letting her know that her son along with his friend is nearby eavesdropping.
She takes a deep breath, knowing that indulging her husband is the only way to get things over with.
Hisashi switches to the next slide with the remote, revealing another text:
#1 All Might Is NOT A Good Role Model
"Reason number one; All Might is not a good role model." Hisashi says with a serious expression, and Inko bites back a laugh at her husband's antics. "Despite what the media wants us to think, All Might is not as perfect as he seems to be on TV." he says, moving to the next slide to show a picture of All Might along with bullet points to support his claim.
"For one, he's impolite. You saw the few interviews he has," at their son's insistence, of course, "and he always evades their questions and runs away as soon as he can. He comes and goes as he pleases, rushing everywhere he goes and he never stays." he shakes his head disapprovingly. "Moreover, he also teaches children to solve their problems by punching their way through it." the expression on his face morphs into one in distaste. "I mean, look at how Mitsuki's son turned out!"
A muffled 'hey!' can be heard from down the hall, but Hisashi ignores it as Inko shifts in her seat, closing the book she had been reading prior to this presentation.
"And after every fight he has with villains," he scoffs. "He always leaves it to the police to clean up his mess. As soon as he hands the villains over, he jumps away as if he's finished his job, which is very irresponsible of him! I bet he never does his paperwork…" the last part is mumbled, almost petulantly, but Inko dares not interrupt.
"He never answers a question seriously! All he does is pull a motivational quote and leave it at that, as if most of the kids these days don't look up to him." at this point, Hisashi has started ranting, but Inko lets him continue, "AND he has awful taste in fashion. I mean, have you seen his costume?!"
There is another muffled sound coming from upstairs, sounding almost like a disagreement, but Inko pretends not to hear it as her husband changes to another slide, showing:
#2 All Might Inspires Violence
Hisashi lets a smug smile form on his face. "Reason number two; All Might inspires violence." he says this with his eyes widened, to emphasize his point maybe, Inko isn't sure. "Here are three pieces of evidence of All Might being violent." he presses another button on the remote to move to the next slide, written in bold text is:
3 Records of All Might Getting Violent
Below is a video currently on pause. Hisashi plays it as he talks.
"Subject number one; All Might's fight with Toxic Chainsaw that was buried by the media, for some reason, left almost half the city in destruction. Granted, no one had died but most of the victims are left with critical injuries." as he explains, the video shows a grainy clip of the fight recorded by a drone. "Subject number two; his fight with a local group of robbers that tried to steal from the bank. The reports stated that no one got hurt, and the victims were threatened but unharmed, yet All Might somehow found it reasonable to smash the getaway car into another building." he crosses his arms, almost mumbling as he watches the video play. "And subject number three; a villain in America who was out grocery shopping, minding his own business may I add," Inko rolls his eyes, and if Hisashi saw it, he pretends not to as he continues, "was apprehended rather roughly when All Might happened to pass him by." he says this vehemently, rather insistent that his wife sees his point.
The slide once again switches to display:
#3 He is NOT A Good Role Model
"Reason number three; he is not a good role model." Inko resists the urge to point out that he'd already used that reason. "Inko, love, I say this with utmost worry for our child, but honey," Hisashi says, a look of intensity gleaming in his red eyes as he follows with a solemn, "Izuku looks up too much to All Might that he's taken to following in his footsteps, constantly helping people he sees." Hisashi interrupts her before she can interject. "AND, while that is certainly an admirable trait," he grudgingly admits. "Izuku has put himself in danger on multiple accounts just to be a hero like All Might."
He switches to the next slide, displaying another video on pause.
Inko watches in horror as the video plays. "Hisashi, what…?!" she hisses, her eyes wide in fear as she watches Izuku slip through the railings in what looked to be the zoo they visited just a week ago with Katsuki into a literal lion's den to fetch a sandy-furred rabbit that somehow got there. The video shows Hisashi jumping over and grabbing Izuku, who clutched the rabbit into his arms, and rushing into the nearest exit as a group of zoo keepers and some security guards enter the den to keep the lions from getting out. The video ends with Hisashi bringing their son into a much safer distance with Katsuki rushing to Izuku's side, the zoo personnel managing to close the den successfully.
"Before you say anything,"
"You said he was trampled by the baby sheeps!"
Pausing, Hisashi vaguely remembers telling his wife that he had brought Izuku into the baby animal section and let him feed and pet lambs, having bought his son and his friend ice cream to promise silence of what had transpired in the lion's den.
"Let me explain." he says in caution, bringing his arms up in a placating manner as his wife stands to her full height, just below his chest, to glare at him angrily. "We went to the rabbit section and Izuku got attached to this rabbit that looks like All Might. We didn't know it escaped when we went to see the lions, and when I turned away to answer a call from work, Izuku had already decided to jump in to save the rabbit."
The aforementioned rabbit, who had been dubbed affectionately as BunMight, glares at him with beady eyes from the cage atop the bookshelf on his right, which Hisashi pointedly ignores.
"And this brings me back to my point, honey." he continues, Inko crossing her arms as she listens. "Watching All Might had brought some ideas in Izuku's head, putting his safety below saving others that he is in constant danger as long as he continues to idolize All Might. He could like any hero, except for him."
Inko stays silent in thought.
"That's a lie, auntie!" Katsuki comes running into the scene, pulling a stumbling Izuku at his side as he looks at Inko, a hand pointing at Hisashi with the latter gasping at the accusation. "I saw him put BunMight in the den!"
"You did what?!"
"I did not!" he did. In Hisashi's defense, the rabbit looked too much like his arch-nemesis that for a moment he had considered the thought of his rival turning into an animal and took the opportunity to eliminate the threat.
"Yes, you did!" Katsuki yells, and Hisashi considers erasing the kid's existence for only a moment as his eye twitches.
He opens his mouth to argue back, pushing the thought of fighting with a six-year-old as childish, but closes it again when Inko's glare begins drilling holes into the back of his head.
"Hisashi," the said man gulps, turning to face his wife's furious gaze as he whispers 'yes, honey?' under his breath. "We will talk about this later." and by later, she means when their son is asleep. Inko walks over to the two younger boys and her gaze softens. "Izuku, honey, why don't you get your All Might CDs from your room. We can watch any All Might documentary you want for the entire weekend...?" she suggests, a sharp smile on her face as she side-eyes Hisashi, who melts in both adoration and fear on the spot. She then turns to the younger blond and smiles sweetly. "Katsuki can come over again tomorrow and watch it with you."
The two boys let out excited shouts before rushing upstairs, Inko yelling after them to slow down before turning to her husband, eyes narrowed.
"As for you," she smiles, sickly sweet. "You will be watching everything Izuku chooses with us. No work breaks."
She walks away leaving a horrified supervillain in the living room.
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Me: This was written on a whim and so I have no intention of perfecting this or editing it further. Once again, this is the one and only, PhoenixNinja101 signing out!
Inko: Don't forget - the author now has a link to a discord server (tdNdHA9).
Me: Oh yeah, xD Uhm... please remember that it's NEW.
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