Disclaimer: I don't own Romeo and Juliet

(A/N: This may be a tad bit harsh to the whole lovers would do anything for each other thing, but first fic, so please be nice.)

"Speaking"

'Thoughts'

Romeo held the vile in his hand saying, "Here's to my love." He drank the poison.

'Crap, tell me I did not just do that. What is wrong with me! Drinking poison for a girl. No matter how hot she is, no girl is worth drinking poison for, no matter how much you love her. I mean I just threw away everything just because I fell in love, got married and just drank poison in three days! Wow only three days, that's pretty pathetic when you think about it. Crap I'm like, almost dead, I feel like one more kiss…'

"O true apothecary! Thy drugs are quick. Thus with a kiss I die." Romeo's now currently dead.

And now Juliet wakes up…

Juliet had just kissed Romeo's lips. Upon hearing noise from the outside she said out loud.

"Yea, noise? Then I'll be brief. O happy dagger!"

Grabbing Romeo's dagger, she said "This is thy sheath;"

'Holy crap, did I just stab myself! What the hell was I thinking! All just for some guy named Romeo? I mean I know that he drank poison just for me, but he's hormonal for goodness sakes! My parents are probably going to think that I did this just to get out of marriage or something stupid. Damn it, I still can't believe that I just stabbed myself. Oh shit, that's a hell of a lot of blood. Damn, everything's getting hazy. It's staining my clothes! Thinking back on the last three days: crap it's only been three days, and I'm only 13 years old, and in a manner of three days I fall in love, get married, and just now I've stabbed myself, all just for a guy named ROMEO! God I'm such an idiot.'

"There rust and let me die." Juliet is dead.

Several minutes later, everyone else came in. They saw Juliet's and Romeo's bodies and all they could think of was, 'what the hell where they thinking!'