West-Allen Wedding? Not in a million Years!
Barry Allen and Iris West is stand before the altar, they have exchanged their vows, the priest asked: "Okay, do anyone have any reason that these two shouldn't be wed?"
A man raised his hand in the air, said: "Yes, I have several." Iris asked angrily: "Who the hell are you."
The man answered: "My name is Steve Jensen, and what I want to say to you is, Barry Allen deserves someone ten times better than you!"
"How dare you say that my daughter!" Joes said angrily.
Steve turns at him, said: "Wow, you're actually supporting those two getting married? Barry is like a son to you, you're basically support incest between your two children."
Iris said: "It's my wedding, and it's none of your business, so get out!"
Steve said: "Well, actually, it is my business, because you've done so much horrible things to Barry, so a high-dimensional creature sent me here to stop this wedding between the two of you, he's anonymous for numbers of reasons."
"I've done horrible things to him?!" Iris shouted, "We are destined to be together, I would never hurt him!"
"Oh really?" Steve said, "Let me get you a few example, how about you abandoned him when he was injured by Savitar, how about you blaming him for Eddie Thawne's kidnapping? How about you force him to a shrink even you know that he hates it, how about you said how hot Oliver Queen is right in front of him, do I need to go on?"
"I... I..." Iris stuttered for a moment. Steve didn't stop, he said to Barry: "Barry Allen, you listen to me very carefully, though you've made some mistakes in the past, you certainly deserve someone much, much better than Iris West, she's a bad influence on you. You have no self-respect during the time you've spent with her, many of your friends come here today, ask them, anyone of them, ask them if they think marrying Iris West is a good idea."
Barry turned to Oliver, asked: "Oliver, what do you think." Oliver sighed, and said: "Barr, I was trying to protect your feelings in the past, I have to tell you seriously, marrying Iris is a bad idea, she's done horrible things to you in the past, why would you think it will stop in the future?"
Barry thinks for a second, then said: "Yeah, I think you're right."
"What?!" Iris said in shock and anger. "Iris, everything that Mr. Jensen said is right." Barry said. "Oh please, call me Steve." Steve chipped in.
"Iris, everything he said in true, I've been thinking of whether of this is a good idea or not a long time ago." Barry said, "And after all this, I think we need a break."
"Barry, we were destined to be together, we're married on Earth-2, the future newspaper also said we're gonna get married." Iris pled.
"Iris, the things happened on another Earth will not affect this Earth at all, and if we've learned anything from time travel experience, is that the future can change, you've said it yourself." Then he turned around to face the crowd and said: "Sorry, guys, the wedding is off."
Suddenly, several dozen Nazi soldier entered the church in a giant blast, a woman floating in air said: "Peace is overrated!"
Steve yelled: "For your information, this crossover is total garbage!" With a wave of hand, he blasts them all out of the door, and said: "Okay, looks like my job is done, folks." And then, he disappeared.
Unknown Location
A man in black is sitting on a chair, Steve appeared and said: "How do I do?" The man said: "Well, excellent. Barry Allen marry Kara Danvers in the future." Steve nod his hand and said: "Yeah, though she has some flaws, she's definitely better than Iris West."
Author's Note: Well, this is it, after I saw Season 5 of the Flash, of what Iris said about she didn't care about Nora West-Allen working with Eobard Thawne, I couldn't take it anymore, so I've made this fiction, tell me if you guys like this story or not, okay? And tell me do you want more of Steve appearence in the future? Okay, A.A.M.F. out!
