Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts or Oompa Loompas (or 7-Up).
Sora vs. the 7-Up Machine
"Good evening Channel 100, 200, 725, 534, 777, 123 viewers and thank you for searching for this channel even though all the channels before this don't exist until you get to the way lower numbers. This is Jack Frost bringing the news to you tonight. Tonights top story involves an attack on a young man who's name is Sora. The video we are about to see was sent in by an anonymous person with the name of Riku. Now let's watch the tape."
An Oompa Loompa came up and put the tape in the VCR. and an image of the beach on Destiny Islands came into view.
The camera angle appeared to be aimed through some long grass at Sora. There was a 7-up machine set up a few feet away. An Oompa Loompa appeared in the camera shot.
"Tired of having to press buttons to get your 7-up out of the machine? We have now invented a new and faster way to get a drink of the crisp and refreshing soda. All you have to do is put your coins in and walah!"
Sora stopped by the 7-up machine with a dollar bill. "When did this get here…?"
"Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention…Today is one thousand cans for one dollar!" Sora appeared to look in the direction of the camera man and the Oompa Loompa and so the latter dived into the bushes.
Sora inserted his bill into the machine and when he was about to press the button a pop shot out and hit him in the stomach.
"What the-?" He bent down to pick it up and another can shot out and hit him in the head. "HAUNTED SODA MACHINE! I knew I should've just raided Riku's fridge for some pop!" Sora got up and took some wary steps backwards. Another can shot out and hit his right foot.
Sora took off running. After a short distance of sprinting he stopped running and stopped to catch his breath.
(Music sounded in the background like something bad was about to happen)
The camera had now been moved behind a palm tree with a better view of the scene.
Sora heard the music, "Now where's that creepy music that sounds like something bad is about to happen coming from?" He felt something hard hit his back and turned around. The 7-up machine had followed him…
"EEEK!" Sora dashed off. His house was in sight. Just as he was about to make it up the steps the pop machine hit him with an onslaught of cans and caused him to stumble and slide back down the steps. "I'm not thirsty anymore…" Every time he pulled himself up several more cans shot out and caused him to fall back down.
The Oompa Loompa appeared back on the screen, "Now you see how effective this machine is. It makes sure you don't go without the 7-up you need so you don't die. Look how happy he is!"
Sora was lying on his stomach and began crawling up to the door. (Heroic last effort music began playing) Just as he was finally making it closer and closer to the door it opened and his mom was standing there.
"What happened to you?"
"I got attacked by a 7-up machine…"
"I don't see one." Sora turned around the soda machine had completely disappeared now.
Sora's mom looked at him like he was crazy and then looked around at the 900 cans of pop surrounding him. "If you were really that thirsty you could've raided Riku's fridge." She walked back inside leaving Sora with the cans. Seeing how the machine of death was gone he picked up a can and started drinking it.
He grabbed another can and went inside.
The camera man who just so happened to be Riku began cracking up.
The 7-up machine came into view of the camera, heading straight towards Riku and the Oompa Loompa.
"I thought you said that thing would only go near Sora!"
"That's what I thought!"
The machine sped up as the pair tried to make a run for it. When they thought they had escaped they turned around and ninety-seven cans of 7-up battered them.
A can came and hit the front of the camera, causing it to black out.
Jack Frost came back on the screen, "Well that's the whole story. The next big story of tonight is about a boy who was viciously attack by a miniature chiwawa (sp?)
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Riku had been laughing his head off at the newscast until the very end at Kairi's house. "What! I thought we deleted that part!"
"I'm glad you didn't! That was freakin' funny!"
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Sora dropped the 7-up can he pulled out Riku's fridge as he stared at the TV.
"I shoulda known that it was Riku…" He struggled to bend over and pick up the can. "First that… And then that stupid dog…"
That's All Folks!
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Well this story is not by me, but by my sister 'da marshmallow' and basically the credit should go to her cuz I had no part in it 'cept for uploadin it to I guess that counts as something...LOL...heh heh...
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