Da Marshmallow: Even tho I wasn't thinking about writing ch 2, I did anyway cuz a bunch of people seemed to want me too...
Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts, Oompa Loompas, or "Mission Impossible" music. (or Dr. Pepper) I also did not write the Dr. Pepper song. Oh yeah and I don't own the Aflac Duck.
CHAPTER 2
Revenge on Riku
Mission impossible music began playing as a figure dressed in black was lowered on a cable into Riku's kitchen. There was a sudden loud thud as the cable was dropped and the figure hit the floor.
The invader quickly jumped up and did a quick dance, for no reason at all, to get to the shadows. A big machine was lowered in on another black cable when it was obvious that the coast was clear.
The short person dressed in black went under the machine and grabbed the bottom of it to help lower it down. Suddenly the cable was let go and the big machine landed on the figure.
A whisper came from above, "Sorry." Another person dressed in black who was quite a bit taller slid down a cable. They moved the machine off the other guy and pushed it against the wall next to the refrigerator.
The midget sorely pushed himself up, rubbed his back, and glared at the tall guy. The tall guy didn't notice and began hooking wires up into the wall. The short guy came over and messed around with some of them and then the pair stole off back through the ceiling tile and up on to the roof, being careful not to leave evidence that they were there.
---------------------The next evening---------------------------
"Hello Channel 100, 200, 725, 534, 777, 123 viewers. Tonight I will be subbing for Jack Frost because of a very unfortunate accident. My name is Aflac Duck and tonight's top story is once again about a poor boy who got attacked by a pop machine, but this time it wasn't 7-up but Dr. Pepper and it was a different person. Now lets watch this tape which was sent in by an anonymous person named Sora."
An Oompa Loompa who wasn't standing up straight and who was rubbing his back came and put the tape in.
An image of the kitchen in Riku's house came into view. The camera was aimed downward at the scene. A Dr. Pepper machine was propped up in his kitchen next to the refrigerator.
"Ok then… Why in the world did Dad install a pop machine when I could just get soda from the fridge? Oh well." He opened the fridge and all the soda was gone. "DUDE!"
He closed the door and decided to just press a button on the pop machine, but nothing came out.
A voice came out of the machine, "Please insert your one munny." ((a/n:Yes I realize that Sora used a dollar in the 1st chapter but I wasn't payin attention then…))
"My dad has just gone over the edge. Now I have to pay to drink Dr. Pepper in my own house…" He walked off to his room to go get some munny.
The camera man who was Sora and his accomplice the Oompa Loompa were well concealed in the ceiling where they were filming the whole thing.
The Oompa Loompa began speaking, "Tired of 7-Up? Why not drink cold and refreshing Dr. Pepper! Dr. Pepper makes the world taste better… It's Dr. Pepper! Today are invention is a machine that delivers Dr. Pepper twice as fast as the old version of the 7-up machine. And today we have a special just for that poor thirsty teenager down there… Two thousand cans for one munny! Can you believe it?" He quieted once again as Riku walked back on the scene.
He was muttering darkly, "Stupid pop machine…" He inserted the munny but before he could press the button a can shot out and hit his right knee. "Uh oh…" He jumped over the counter and did a flip to safety as another can flew over head. Before the soda machine could round the corner he ran into his room and blocked the door.
Riku sat on his bed relieved that he'd gotten away when suddenly there was a loud banging noise on his door. The machine hit the door and bashed through it.
"Holy cow!" He charged toward the window, opened it, and was about to jump through when the soda machine shot ten cans of pop out in a row. Despite everything Riku managed to pull himself up and out the window onto the sandy shore.
(Here the camera goes black for a minute and then the picture is refocused on Riku outside.)
Riku sighed, "I shoulda known something like that was going to happen. Bet it was Sora too… And probably that stupid Oompa Loompa that I hired to help me in the first place.
"Hey…" came the voice of the Oompa Loompa.
"Oh well, their little device can't get me now!" Riku strolled down to the edge of the ocean.
(Shark Music began playing)
"What in the world! I don't see any sharks…" He looked around but nothing came into view. There was a loud bang and Riku turned around.
"OH CRAP!" Riku took off sprinting down the shore line. The Dr. Pepper machine had charged through the wall of his house.
It sped up, closed in on Riku, and began firing cans at him in rapid succession.
Behind the camera Sora started cracking up. The Oompa Loompa just kept running with him and didn't laugh.
"I'm not stupid…"
Riku heard Sora laughing and turned his head, "SORA I'M GONNA HURT YOU!" He should of never turned around. He ran straight into a palm tree and fell backwards and the rest of the two thousand cans battered him.
"Ooo thats gotta hurt!" exclaimed Sora as he began to burst with fresh gales of laughter.
Riku was no longer visible under the cans. Sora hurried over there when there was no movement.
"Riku…?"
No response.
Suddenly a hand shot out of the pile and grabbed Sora's shirt, pulling him down. Riku emerged from the pile.
"Hi Riku…"
"You are so dead!" Sora broke free and scrambled off, dropping the camera in the process.
The image is of the sand and a palm tree and there are shouts in the background:
"Mercy, Riku! Spare me…AHHHH!"
Low battery flashes up on the screen and it goes black just as an orange hand appears on the screen.
Aflac Duck appeared back on the screen. "Well that's the whole story. Our next story involves-" He was cut off by a loud noise in the background.
"Aflac…Aflac…-"
"Come here you!"
"AFLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC!"
"Sorry about that. Now as I was saying-"
The actual Aflac Duck appeared on screen, running across the desk. Papers went flying as it strove to get away from the man chasing it. Suddenly it turned on the camera.
"AFLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC!" It charged forward, crashing into the camera, and then it went black.
A blue screen appeared on the television saying, "Sorry but we are having technical difficulties at the moment."
Sora pulled himself painfully up off the couch. He rubbed a bruise on his right arm.
"That Dr. Pepper thing was not a smart thing to do…" He accidentally stepped on the remote and changed the channel.
A picture of his accomplice the Oompa Loompa appeared on the screen wearing a lab coat.
"Dr. Loompa, how do you feel now that you've invented a cure for the common cold?"
A huge smile hovered on his face as he replied, "Not stupid!"
Welpers that's all Folks
Hope you enjoyed
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