Chapter 3

What happened?

"Good morning channel 100, 200, 725, 534, 777, 123. I thank you for joining me at 3:30 this morning. I will be your sub news reporter for your sub for Jack Frost, and my name is Sandy Shore."

The lady wore a black business suit and had a very serious look and voice.

"The reason Aflac Duck can't be here now is because of a devastating encounter with the Coca-Cola bear named Fred. The bear ran away with his nose after biting down and ripping it off. Now-."

She was cut off by a loud whisper, "Sandy, you don't have to give a description about that!"

"I realize that Bob. Now as I was saying this morning's top story involves a bit of a mystery. Lets go to the beach where my brother-in-law Rocky Cliff is."

An image of a twenty year old appeared on the screen. He had brown hair and green eyes, wore jean shorts, and also wore a Hawaiin shirt.

"Thanks Sandy. The story involves two young fifteen year olds who are lying here on the beach."

A picture of Sora and Riku appeared on the screen. They were lying in the midst of 7-up and Dr. Pepper cans.

"With me now are two eye witnesses."

Peach and a middle aged woman were standing next to him.

"I understand you name is Rapuzela Reirdo." He said to the middle aged lady. "Is that correct?"

"If that's what you wanna call me den I reckon dats what it is."

"I have reports that you are an eye witness is that correct?"

"I reckon so."

"Now tell me, what did you see?" Her eyes went big as she unraveled her tale.

"I reckon dat I saw dese two guys 'ere were 'angin' around on dis beach. I reckon they was talkin' 'bout gettin' hitched or somethin'. Anywhoo, as soon as the sun went down and da stars comeded out, two Christmas colored sharks cameded outta da water. One was green and da other was red."

"Rocky interrupted, "So Christmas colored sharks came up out of the water and WALKED?"

"I ain't through! As I was sayin' before I was so rudely interrupted…The sharks… Dey-dey began shooting stuff at doze boys and then the aliens cameded and abducted da boys and dats exactly what happened."

"Umm…They're still here."

"Dat's what dey want you to dink…"

"Mmm hmm…You can, uh… Go…Now…"

Fred Flinstone's car suddenly appeared out of no where and Rapuzela jumped in and began running to make it go back to her house.

Sudenly Fred, Wilma, Barney, and Betty appeared.

"Hey Fred… Where'd your car go?" asked Barney. Fred spied the car in the distance.

"Some hooligan has ran off with it! Lets get 'em! YABADABBADOO!"

As they ran off Barney asked, "Don't you usually only say that when your happy?"

"Not today I don't."

Rocky began talking again, "Ok then… Apparently that lady had no idea what she was talking about and just stole some cave man's car… Now I hope you, Miss Peach, can give us what REALLY happened. So what did you see?"

Peach stared at the man, "Peach's got it!"

"Ok… Will you tell us what you got?" An evil grin illuminated her face.

"Peach's got it!"

"TELL US WHAT YOU SAW!"

Peach pulled out a red turtle shell and started bopping Rocky on the head.

"PEACH'S GOT IT! PEACH'S GOT IT! PEACH'S GOT IT!"

"SECURITY! Get this mad woman off of me!"

As soon as the security guards came running, Peach dashed off in the opposite direction, dropping her turtle shell.

"Bing0, buh-bye!"

Rocky pulled himself up and dusted himself off.

"I suppose we won't really find out what happened until these guys wake up…"

An old man stepped out of the shadows, "I know what happened. I was there, hehe."

"Let me guess… The Christmas colored sharks came out of the water and shot them with pop cans, right?"

"Nope, I caught it all on tape."

"Really? Where is this tape?"

"I ate it. Hehe. It should be through my-."

"That's quite all right. I think we can just wait until the boys wake up."

Rocky Cliff looked directly at the camera, "Well that's all the information that we have for now. Back to you Sandy."

Sandy appeared back on the screen.

"Thanks Rocky. We'll be checking back with him later. Our next story is boot…WHO TYPED THIS THING! I 've seen stupid typos all over the-!"

"Sandy! Control yourself!"

"Err…Right. The next story is about Ronald McDonald and a group of penguins who have teamed up to try and take over the world…"

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Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, Dr. Pepper or 7-Up, Aflac duck, Peach (from Mario), Flinstones, Ronald McDonald, or Coca-Cola Bear, or anything I did not make up.

Da Marshmallow: there is gonna be another chapter after this, but that's comin up later as soon as I get it done.

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