Chapter 4
What really happened…
Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts, Willy Wonka, Oompa
Loompas, McDonalds, 7-up, or Dr. Pepper.
"…The only part of their plans that have been uncovered is that they are setting up thousands of McDonalds all over the worlds. After this short commercial break we will be checking back with Rocky Cliff at the beach."
The screen went black for a second and then the Oompa Loompa appeared holding a quart size bottle filled with black liquid.
He squinted at the camera for a second, "Is this thing on? Oh err… Hi I'm Dr. Loompa. Are you tired of enduring through the common cold? Well you won't be after a dose of my special medicine, which is called Oomp Loomp. It is composed of several secret ingredients including some things I sto- got from Willy Wonka himself. This medicine is so good and powerful that it only takes ten minutes to stop a cold in its tracks. Lets talk to a boy named Tiny Timmy who tried it."
A pale looking boy with dark circles under his eyes appeared on the screen sitting on a wooden chair.
His voice was dull and lifeless, "Hello. My name is Timmy and when I had a cold I tried Dr. Loompa's Oomp Loomp. It made me better in just ten minutes. Despite beliefs, that medicine did not make me go crazy for a week." He squinted his eyes as if trying to read something. "That is because my brain malfunctioned and I went crazy. Hey, this isn't true! It is because of-!
"See how healthy he is!" interrupted the Oompa Loompa as he appeared back on the screen. "You can get over you're cold just as fast! All you gotta do is call 123-COUGH. I repeat 123-COUGH. For only five thousand munny the cold will go away! You heard me ONLY five thousand munny so call now and get you're very own bottle today. To make this offer even better I'll even throw in a free McDonalds cheeseburger from the stash that a penguin gave me."
The blue ordering screen appeared and a man began speaking.
"Call today and get the cold medicine Oomp Loomp along with a free cheeseburger. Payment does not include shipping and handling.
The voice sped up, "Side effects include headache, sinus infection, loss of sanity, constant vomiting, breathing difficulties, trouble sleeping, indigestion, diarrhea, ear infection, kidney disease, heart problems, and possibly death." The voice slowed back down to normal, "So call today!"
The screen went black and then Rocky Cliff appeared at the beach with a tape in his hands.
"I finally received a tape that explains everything. I received it from an anonymous person named Kairi. Now lets watch."
Tiny Timmy grabbed the tape and pushed it into the VCR of a nearby TV.
The beach came on the screen where Sora and Riku came on the screen at nighttime.
Riku was rubbing a bruise on his forehead.
"I'm gonna hurt that crazy lady in the pink dress when I find her!"
"You have to admit that it was kinda funny to see you get hit by a red turtle shell!" exclaimed Sora as he was still trying to fight the laughter.
"You know I can easily get you…"
Suddenly Peach poked her head out from behind a sand dune, with an evil grin on her face, behind Riku.
Sora pointed her out, "You're girl friend's back."
Riku turned around, "Holy cow…"
She leaped up and began skipping towards him.
"Peach's got it." She pulled out a red turtle shell. "Mwahahahahahaha!"
"She finally said something besides Peach's got it and Bingo buh-bye…" said Sora.
"You do a great impression of her." Riku walked out to meet Peach. "You're going down."
"Nuh uh. Peach's got it!" She tossed her turtle shell but Riku caught it and threw it to the ground. "Uh oh… Peach doesn't got it anymore." She scampered off among the dunes with Riku hard on her heels.
Sora sighed as he took off after them, "It's always me having to run after Riku when things like this happen…"
Creepy music suddenly started playing as Riku stopped and had Peach cornered by the water.
"Umm… Where's that music coming from?" asked Sora as he ground to a halt.
Riku closed in on Peach when suddenly something hit him hard in the middle of the back.
Sora screamed, "HEAD FOR THE HILLS!"
The 7-up and Dr. Pepper machines came up out of the water with sea weed trailing on them and the fronts glowing eerily.
Sora began running but when he turned around he crashed into a pole that had mysteriously appeared and was hit by an onslaught of 7-up cans. Riku quickly began running but before he got far Peach hit him on the head with a green turtle and stunned him, giving the pop machines time to pile cans in on him.
Behind the camera Kairi started cracking up.
Riku's hand stuck out of the pile and Peach just stood there looking innocent. She picked up a Dr. Pepper can and walked off.
Riku was hit by another can and knocked out.
Kairi walked over and pulled them next to each other to lay on the beach, and then the camera went black.
"Well that's the story. So tune in next time."
Sandy Shore appeared back on the screen. "This morning's last story involves the Coca Cola bear and the latest nose that he has stolen…"
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da marshmallow: well this'll probably be the last chapter unlessI come up with something else... Or if anyone else has something in mind please tell me in a review. I'd like to thank all my reviewers:):) so THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR REVIEWING
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