Chapter 5
Duck Tape Smiles
"Good evening Channel 100, 200, 725, 534, 777 viewers. I'm Sandy Shore, continuing to fill in for the regular news reporter. Tonight's top story involves a new McDonalds that was recently built on Destiny Islands and three teenagers named Kairi, Sora, and Riku. We have a tape sent in by an anonymous person known as the Oompa Loompa. That's right! THE OOMPA LOOMPA! Now let's watch the tape…"
Tiny Timmy came on screen and inserted the video into the VCR.
The inside of McDonalds appeared on screen with Sora, Riku, and Kairi giving their orders to a kid with duck tape holding a smile in place.
Through clenched teeth he said, "Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your orders?"
"Umm… Yeah…" started Sora. "I'll have ten large fries, five cheeseburgers, seven of your mini apple pies, and a large drink."
"For here or to go?"
"Here."
"You're total is 27 munny." Sora scooted over and began pulling munny out of his pocket, one at a time.
Riku was next, "I want a number one."
"Your total is 4 munny." Riku payed, took the receipt, and then went to get his drink.
Kairi ordered fries, a cheeseburger, and a medium drink, and then went over to the pop machines.
"14 munny… 15 munny… 16 munny…"
Riku filled his cup with Dr. Pepper and then left to a table, and when Kairi approached the machine and it squirted Dr. Pepper in her face.
"Dude!" she exclaimed. She angrily grabbed a napkin and wiped the liquid off of her face, and then proceeded to fill her cup with ice and Diet Dr. Pepper.
After she got enough ice, it shot several cubes that hit her head.
"Riku, will you come over here?"
"Having problems?" asked Riku with a big grin on his face.
"This stupid machine keeps shooting me!"
"It doesn't look like there's any bullets in you."
"Haha… Very funny." Kairi gingerly pushed her cup onto the button for Diet Dr. Pepper, and quickly pulled it off. Nothing happened…
"Everything looks fine to me. By the way you have a big brown stain on your shirt."
"I'm fully aware of that!" Riku walked back to his seat at the far side of the restaurant.
Kairi relaxed and continued filling her cup.
Sora was still rummaging through his pockets, "19 munny… 20 munny…"
With the duck tape still intact and holding a smile to the employee's face, he said, "Would you please hurry up!"
"21 munny…"
When Kairi's cup became full she eased it off the button. When nothing happened she breathed a sigh of relief and began walking away.
Then the entire pop machine exploded, dumping it's contents of various drink on her, and soaking her from head to toe. Kairi stood frozen with the liquids dripping down her body, and look of fury formed on her face.
Riku got up and walked over to her, fighting the laughter inside.
"22 munny…"
"LOOK MISTER, I HAVE BURGERS TO FRY HERE SO HURRY UP!" The workers mouth formed into a scowl as the duck tape popped off.
In the background there was the sound of running feet and voices.
"Code red! Code red, we've lost a smile…" A group of about fifteen penguins dog-piled on the guy.
"23 munny…" Sora was completely oblivious to all that was going on around him.
A penguin quickly brought Riku and Kairi's food to them. Kairi was filled with rage, and kicked a chunk of machine remaining which caused Diet Dr. Pepper to squirt up into her face. Riku started cracking up but then stopped.
"24 munny…"
The Dr. Pepper machine was right outside the window facing him.
"Uh oh…" It shot a can, shattering the glass and catching Riku on the right shoulder. He set his food on the table and took off running towards the back of the restaurant, as the machine broke through the wall after him.
"25 munny…" It broke through the wall.
The penguins had the guy bound and gagged, and one of them ran up to Kairi with duck tape, and before she knew what happened, he taped a smile on her face.
"Come here you little-!" she was cut off as Riku collided into her and they both fell back onto the ground.
"26 munny…"
The penguins grabbed the employee and began dragging him to a door that led outside through the kitchen where a black van with sliding doors was waiting , containing agent penguin's and Ronald McDonald.
As more cans fired Riku grabbed Kairi's arm and pulled her out the door with him.
"27 munny! I finally got it!" He looked around at the deserted and damaged restaurant. "Guys?"
Princess Peach, dressed in a McDonalds work outfit, approached Sora from behind the counter.
"Peach's got it!" She wore an evil grin that was held with duck tape. She took Sora's munny and gave him all of his food. As Sora walked off her hadn't noticed that Peach slipped a banana peel in his path. In the next instant he slipped and all of the food went flying into the air.
Mission Impossible music began playing as a penguin was lowered out of the ceiling on a cable and duck taped a smile onto Sora's face. Sora glared at it as it was raised back up and the ceiling tile was replaced.
The screen went black and then Sandy Shore appeared with a duck tape smile on her face.
"And that's the story… Now the penguins are running around sticking duck tape to everyone's faces, and it isn't easy to get off." She started to try and peel it off when she appeared to sit up straighter like something had poked her hard in the back.
"That's all for tonight. Please join us at three tomorrow morning."
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Disclaimer: I don't own McDonalds, Dr. Pepper, Diet Dr. Pepper, Ronald McDonald, Kingdom Hearts, Oompa Loompas, Mission Impossible, and anything else I forgot.
da marshmallow: sorry for the LOOOOONG wait for the update, it took me awhile to get inspired. Thanks a bunch to all of my reviewers, and also thanks to those who gave me suggestions. I have decided to go ahead and continue with this fic, but I'm sorry if it takes a bit for me to get inspiration.
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