Chapter 6
It
"Good morning Channel 100, 200, 725, 534, 777 viewers. It's me, Sandy Shore still subbing in. In the stock market tonight, McDonald's has crashed, and now here on Destiny Islands a Burger King has taken it's place. Now for tonight's top story. Has your hamburger gone missing? Well we've caught the thief on tape. Tiny Timmy roll the video. By the way this one was sent in by an anonymous penguin known as Agent A.
Tiny Timmy appeared on the screen and inserted the tape into the VCR.
Sora appeared on the screen eating a Burger King hamburger on a bench sitting next to Riku. Next to that bench there was a drainage pipe.
A small gust of wind blew and sent Sora's burger wrapper rolling in front of the drainage pipe…
"That's kinda creepy," said Sora as he stood up to get it. As he grabbed the wrapper two bright lights flashed through the darkness of the pipe. "Uh… Hello?"
"Would you like a balloon?" Ronald McDonald's face peeped out from the shadows.
"Uh… Heh… Heh… That's ok…"
"Wait a minute," said Riku. "Why are you hear when you have a restaurant to run?"
Ronald glared at him, "For your information the stupid Burger King has taken over… You know you want a balloon."
"I'm gonna go now," said Sora. "He's freaking me out…" Suddenly a gloved hand reached out and took Sora's hamburger. With that Sora took off running shortly followed by Riku.
Ronald grinned evilly as he turned off his twin flashlights and ate his newly acquired hamburger in the dark.
As Sora and Riku ran they were unaware of the 7-up machine at the top of the hill, and the person who was coming up quickly behind it…
Homestar Runner was running through the sand, completely oblivious to the soda machine he was about to crash into.
He sang, "Hoooomestaw is wunning! Hoooomestaw is- cough- gag-cough!" Then he crashed into the 7-up machine and yet rolling down the hill behind it as it headed straight for Sora and Riku. "The Good Times are over!"
Sora spotted the dark outline rolling towards them and as it got closer he realized what it was as the front lights came on.
"Uh…Riku."
"We're dead." A can shot out over the sand as they quickly swerved and headed inland.
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Kairi stood in her bathroom about to wash her hands. Next to her on the sink was a hamburger from Burger King. Suddenly the sink plug started moving. She hesitated and waited to see what would happen. Sddenly red stuff splattered out and covered the interior of the sink and also splattered in her face and onto her shirt.
A laughter rang out through the air, "Mwahahahahaha! Would you like fries with that?" As abruptly as it started it died away. Some of the red stuff had entered her mouth.
"Ketchup…" she muttered. She looked to where her hamburger had been a second ago. It no longer sat there. While the whole sink incident had gone on she had failed to notice the blaring Mission Impossible music playing and the penguin that was lowered in on a rope wearing a back skii mask.
She grabbed a wash cloth and began wiping her face, trying to vent off the steam.
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The Burger King roamed the corridors of his supply building. He entered a door that led to the room where his hamburgers and cheeseburgers were stored and his mouth fell agape.
The burgers were… (dun dun dun…) Gone!
On the back wall something was written in red and looked sort of like blood. He scooted closer and read what it said.
It said, "Ronald McDonald" He dipped his finger and dipped it in the red stuff and sniffed it. Ketchup…
Sandy Shore appeared back on the screen.
"Well that's the story so tune in this evening for our next story!"
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da marshmallow: so did you like it or not? for anyone out there whose reading w/out reviewing PLZ REVIEW
thank you very much to all those who have reviewed:D:D:D
By the way incase you didn't figure this out the whole Ronald McDonald in the drainage pipe thing and stuff was based off the movie "It" and for those who don't know who Homestar Runner is you'll find him on the website Homestarrunner(dot)com
SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT FOR AN UPDATE, it just took me awhile to get inspired like
Disclaimer: I don't own Stephen King's "It", McDonalds and anything associated with it, Kingdom Hearts, 7-up, Mission Impossible, Burger King, or anything I forgot to mention.
blondie91: teehee...
