This chapter is based off a suggestion from Sora's GuardianAngel
Chapter 9
Furby Headquarters
"Good evening Channel 100, 200, 725, 534, 777 viewers! It's me Sandy Shore. I was set free from the closet I was locked in about five hours ago and man does it feel good to be free. Tonight's top story involves three teenagers named Sora, Riku, and Kairi, and their infiltration of Furby Headquarters. It was sent in by an anonymous person… or at least I think it's a person, known as Hoogleshmitten. Tiny Timmy, roll the tape!"
Tiny Timmy came on screen and inserted the video into the VCR.
Kairi, Sora, and Riku came on screen standing outside next the wooden doors that led down to a cellar.
"If you knew the Furby Headquarters was located in Riku's basement then why didn't you look there in the first place?" asked Kairi.
Sora and Riku both simply shrugged.
"Okey dokey then… When we get inside we need to split up. I'll go straight. Uh… Sora, you go left and Riku, you go right. Got it?''
"Sure. Why not?'' said Sora. They trio broke the chain lock and began sneaking down the stairs into the darkness of Riku's cellar.
All was silent until they reached the bottom of the stairs and began to split up. Then there was the sound of cork lids popping off bottles and party horns blowing. Plus the song, "YMCA" started playing.
"WOOHOO! The boss man left! Its party time!" came the voice of a Furby."
The camera then moved its focus onto the partying Furbies. Several were cutting a giant double chocolate cake with chocolate frosting, while others were swimming in a little kitty tub with a built in water slide. They had even erected a mini diving board.
"This is kinda weird…" muttered Sora.
One of the more timid Furbies spoke up, "What happens if the boss man catches us?"
"Then we are in big doo doo!" replied a hot pink Furby.
"That is IF he catches us!" voiced another Furby.
"If… If is good."
"Right on brother!"
The camera changed its focus to Sora. He was standing behind a post and eating a Twinkie. Suddenly a group of three Furby guards wearing sun glasses and carrying mini water guns, just so happened to go by that post and spot him.
"INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!"
The broken record sound was heard as everything went dead quiet.
"Uh…oh…" said Sora. "This does not look so good…" A mob of Furbies then charged towards him.
"Get him!" There were about twenty of the creatures and all of them were a sea of color. Sora then began running to the exit.
"Riku, Kairi, abort mission!" The trio then began to make a mad scramble to the exit. However just as they were about to head up the stairs they crashed into ten penguin agents. When they all fell backwards the running Furbies became crushed and the ones not crushed fell over on their backs.
One Furby that had eaten at least five large pieces as big as him spoke up, "I have fallen, and I cannot get up!"
Ronald McDonald stormed down on the scene.
"What is going on here?"
Sora, Riku, and Kairi all stood up and tried to make another break for it, only this time they headed for the door that would lead to the interior of Riku's house. As they were about to climb the stairs there was a rumbling and then the 7up machine burst through the door.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" screamed Riku, Kairi, and Sora in unison. They began running in the opposite direction.
In the next few minutes havoc reigned in the enclosed area. Sora, Riku, and Kairi ended up trampling several Furbies, the penguin agents, and Ronald McDonald as they sprinted up the steps and out into the sunny afternoon, closing the cellar doors behind them.
"Phew… That was close!" exclaimed Kairi.
Shark music suddenly started playing…
"That doesn't sound good…" said Sora.
"No dur, Sir States-the-Obvious-A lot," retorted Riku. They all three turned around slowly to find themselves facing the Dr. Pepper Machine. Its engines vroomed as it gave them a warning of its oncoming charge. The trio abruptly began to run away along the sandy shoreline.
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When the 7-Up machine ceased its shooting and skedaddled, a white hand reached up from one of the many mountains of cans, like a zombie hand reaching up from its grave. The furious Ronald McDonald pulled himself all the way out of the pile.
His voice was dripping with rage, "Someone better tell me what happened…"
A nervous squeak came as a reply from one of the Furbies who was buried, "Well… we were having a uh… snack and then the Furby guards spotted intruders who crashed into you and your penguins as they were trying to escape…"
"And how did they get in here in the first place without anyone noticing?" He began to walk forward and stepped in something squishy. "This better not be Furby poo…" he muttered. He slowly lifted up his foot to find the residue of a thick chocolate cake all over his big red clown shoe.
"Are you sure you were just having a snack?" He began to walk forward more and stumbled upon a wine bottle containing grape soda. Next to that was a party horn.
"WE ARE MOVING HEADQUARTERS NOW! SO PACK UP YOUR BELONGINGS AND STAY AWAY FROM ME UNLESS YOU WANT TO FEEL PAIN!" Ronald McDonald stomped back outside into the fresh air.
"The 'if' wasn't in our favor this time…" muttered a Furby as they all began to find their ways out of the massive piles of cans. All the penguin agents headed outside with Ronald McDonald.
Sandy Shore appeared back on the screen.
She then cleared her throat and began to speak, "Well… Uh… The Furbies' new headquarters were moved to the old abandoned factory on the creepy side of the island in the dark part of the forest where if you went there no one would be able to see you. But they don't need to know that we know that. And that's all for this newscast! See ya at three tomorrow morning."
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da marshmallow: Hey hey hey peeps! so what did you think of this chapter? Good… bad… or even (dun, dun, dun)… ugly? I've been told this wasn't my best and I kinda sorta agree w/ that so what do y'all think?
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next chapter or the one after that: Soda machine Christmas carols : )
so far I have songs written to the tunes of "O Christmas Tree", "Jingle Bells", "12 Days of Christmas", and I've started songs to the tunes of "What Child is This?" and "Joy to the World" if you have any suggestions for other songs you think I might know and could rewrite I'm open to 'em or if you think this idea is stupid please tell me that too cuz I don't wanna write something dumb…
Well I'll update ASAP : )
Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts, McDonalds, Furbies, 7-Up, Dr. Pepper, the song "YMCA", the shark music, the "if" speech from "Hercules", the dark part of the forest thing from Scooby Doo, uh… and anything else I used that I don't own.
