FYI: when u read the carols make sure you sing them in yur head to the tune they go to or else it might not make sense... The first song was kinda iffy to me but it gets better as you go along. ENJOY: )
Chapter 10
Soda Machine Christmas Carols
"Good morning Channel 100, 200, 725, 534, 777 viewers! It is me, Sandy Shore, once again. Well… This morning we don't really have a top story, but instead of doing that, we've got a stack of rewritten Christmas carols that were left on my desk by an anonymous person known as da marshmallow. Since we have nothing better to do we decided to hire a small orchestra along with the famous singer, Ynattirb Sreaps and her back up choir."
The camera view refocused itself onto the band and they all waved. Ynattirb looked a lot like Brittany Spears only she wore a red turtle neck like half the band.
Sandy Shore came back on screen. "Before they get started there is something I would like for you to see. That something is the place with the most Christmas decorations, which just so happens to be at Furby Headquarters."
A view of a big building with Christmas lights hanging over every window came on screen. Deers, nativity scenes, and light-up blowups were all through the trees of the forest and in the surrounding yard.
Sandy Shore came back on screen.
"I bet they couldn't even fit another decoration if they tried. Now, time for the orchestra and the singers to begin!"
The orchestra and singers came on screen and the conductor raised his baton. Silence reigned for a few brief seconds in the news studio and then it was shattered by the "Ghost Buster's" theme song.
Ynattirb began singing, "When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? Gho-!"
They were cut off by Sandy, "Hold it! That's not in the program." Her stern glare was met by the sheepish looks of the musicians. "Now seriously play some Christmas carols!"
The conductor once again got the band going but only this time they began playing the tune of "O Christmas Tree".
The singers began singing,
"O, 7Up machine, 7Up machine
How refreshing is your soda
With Sora running for his life
He wishes that you would stop chasing him
O, 7Up machine, 7Up machine
How painful are your pop cans
Your soda is so crisp and refreshing
Even though it's not as good as Mountain Dew
O, 7Up machine, 7Up machine
How painful are your pop cans
Applause erupted in the news studio.
The conductor once again made the signal for the orchestra to begin playing. The tune of "Jingle Bells" began resonating from the instruments.
The singers began singing,
"Dashing through the sand
Running for his life
Over the sand dunes he goes
Screaming all the way (AHHH!)
Cans shoot out from behind
Making spirits scared
Oh what fun it is to watch Riku run and scream from the Dr. Pepper Machine
Hey!
Dr. Pepper, Dr. Pepper, Dr. Pepper Machine
With its crisp and refreshing soda
It sends Riku a-runnin'
Hey!
Dr. Pepper, Dr. Pepper, Dr. Pepper Machine
When he gets shot in the back
It leaves a big fat bruise
Hey!
Applause once again erupted, followed by the conductor once again raising his baton, and the singers beginning to sing another song. It was the tune of "What Child is This?"
"What soda is this that hit Sora in the back?
I think it left a bruise
Oh no, it's the 7Up machine
Sora begins to run away
Run! Run!
As fast as he can, over the dunes and through the land
Uh oh, he tripped over a stick
And now the machine is upon him
He gets buried by cans
And so ends Sora vs. the 7Up machine"
A loud beep suddenly sounded.
"We have some breaking news people!" exclaimed Sandy. "The Furbies tried to fit in another blow up snow globe and ended up catching their headquarters on fire just as Ronald McDonald arrived. My brother-in-law, Rocky Cliff is now at the scene."
Rocky Cliff stood next to a blazing Furby Headquarters. Furbies were desperately running around trying to put the flames out. For some unknown reason the nearby forest wasn't catching on fire even though the starving flames were licking the foliage. He stopped a brown spotted Furby that was running by.
"Excuse me uh… Ma'am?"
The Furby stopped and in a deep bass voice replied hastily, "I am not a ma'am, I am a dude, dude!"
"Sorry about that. Do you have time to answer a few questions?"
"Does it look like I have time?"
Crickets sounded in the background followed by a high and squeaky Furby squeal.
"Well, I'm going to ask you anyway. How does it feel to know that your boss is furious with you?"
"How do you think it feels?" asked the tough looking Furby. "He gets mad at us for-for every little thing… And and-." The Furby erupted in tears. "And those stupid penguins always get treated better than us!" He then proceeded to say something that was completely incoherent.
"Uh… well that's all for now. Come back later to see how everything's doing!"
Sandy Shore reappeared back on the screen. "Okey dokey then… Time for more Christmas carols!" A chorus of "boos" echoed off the walls of the news studio.
"Oops, wrong button!" came a male voice. The "boos" ceased and then a round of applause came.
The orchestra and choir came back on screen ready to play another song. Ynattirb and her back up singers began singing as the music started. It was the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer."
"You know
Pepsi
Dr. Pepper
Mountain Dew
And Sprite
Sierra Mist
Coca-Cola
Root Beer
And Diet Dr. Pepper
But do you recall the most famous soda machine of all?
The 7Up machine (machine)
Had some refreshing soda
And if you ever saw it (saw it)
You would probably run and scream
Sora and Riku (Riku)
Get attacked by it a lot
They hardly have a chance
Once it targets them!
Then one very dark night
Sora and Riku made the news
They had gotten attacked by the 7Up machine
And Rocky Cliff reported the incident
They finally found out what happened(happened) after watching a video from Kairi
Killer 7Up machine(machine), you'll go down in Channel 100, 200, 725, 534, 777
Historyyyyyyyyyyy! (Like Ronald McDonald!)
A lion's roar came through the news studio.
"What in the world?" exclaimed Sandy.
"My bad… again…" The sound stopped and a round of applause came out.
The conductor raised his baton and the orchestra began playing the tune of "Joy to the World."
Ynattirb and the choir began singing,
"Joy to Destiny Islands
Ronald McDonald's plans were foiled
Don't worry 'bout the Furbies!
They're cleaning up the mess
Cleaning up the mess
And cleaning up the mess
And cleaning up the mess
Joy to Destiny Islands
The 7-Up machine blew up
It ran out of cans to shoot out
Don't worry 'bout the soda
Sora drank, and drank, and drank
He drank, and drank, and drank
Sora drank, and drank and drank and drank
The orchestra didn't stop playing but switched tunes to "Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer."
"Sora got ran over by a pop machine
Walking home from Kairi's Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as killer soda machines
But as for Kairi and Riku they believe
He'd been drinking too much 7Up and they begged him not to go
But he wouldn't listen and headed out the door
About five minutes later shark music started playing…
When they found him Christmas morning
Lying unconscious in the sand
There were 7Up cans all around him
And bruises on his back
Oh, Sora got ran over by a pop machine
Walking home from Kairi's Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as killer soda machines
But as for Kairi and Riku they believe
Oompa Loompa sent a tape in for everyone to see
And in the evening it played on Channel 100, 200, 725, 534, 777
And everybody saw when
Sora got ran over by a pop machine
Walking home from Kairi's Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as killer soda machines
But as for Kairi and Riku they believe
Now they tell all they're friends and neighbors
To watch their backs outside
Cuz you never know when you'll end up like poor Sora
Oh, Sora got ran over by a pop machine
Walking home from Kairi's Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as killer soda machines
But as for Kairi and Riku they believe!"
Once again a round of applause filled the studio. Then the orchestra began playing the tune of "Hark, the Herald Angels Sing."
Ynattirb and the choir sang,
"Hark, the Herald Furby sings
Sora got chased by a pop machine
Riku and he ran over the sand
All around Destiny Islands
They were scared and tried to hide
Away from the 7Up machine
But in the end it caught them
And they were buried under cans
Hark, the Herald Furby sings
They were on the evening news
Because of their defeat against the pop machine
Kairi sent in a tape
To be seen by Channel 100, 200, 725, 534, 777 viewers"
The conductor began speaking after the last note was played, "And now for the final song of the night; 'The 12 Days of Christmas.'"
The orchestra began playing the tune of that song and the choir began singing,
"On the first day of Christmas the Furbies gave to me their plan to take over the world.
On the second day of Christmas the Furbies gave to me two cheeseburgers and their plan to take over the world.
On the third day of Christmas the Furbies gave to me three killer 7-Up machines, two cheeseburgers, and their plan to take over the world.
On the fourth day of Christmas the Furbies gave to me four bottles of cold medicine, three killer 7-Up machines, two cheeseburgers, and their plan to take over the world.
On the fifth day of Christmas the Furbies gave to me five frozen cans of soda, four bottles of cold medicine, three killer 7-Up machines, two cheeseburgers, and their plan to take over the world.
On the sixth day of Christmas the Furbies gave to me six exploding Diet Dr. Pepper machines, five frozen cans of soda, four bottles of cold medicine, three killer 7-Up machines, two cheeseburgers, and their plan to take over the world.
On the seventh day of Christmas the Furbies gave to me seven disguises of Ronald McDonald, six exploding Diet Dr. Pepper machines, five frozen cans of soda, four bottles of cold medicine, three killer 7-Up machines, two cheeseburgers, and their plan to take over the world.
On the eighth day of Christmas the Furbies gave to me eight Dr. Pepper machines, seven disguises of Ronald McDonald, six exploding Diet Dr. Pepper machines, five frozen cans of soda, four bottles of cold medicine, three killer 7-Up machines, two cheeseburgers, and their plan to take over the world.
On the ninth day of Christmas the Furbies gave to me nine penguin agents, eight Dr. Pepper machines, seven disguises of Ronald McDonald, six exploding Diet Dr. Pepper machines, five frozen cans of soda, four bottles of cold medicine, three killer 7-Up machines, two cheeseburgers, and their plan to take over the world.
On the tenth day of Christmas the Furbies gave to me ten Oompa Loompas, nine penguin agents, eight Dr. Pepper machines, seven disguises of Ronald McDonald, six exploding Diet Dr. Pepper machines, five frozen cans of soda, four bottles of cold medicine, three killer 7-Up machines, two cheeseburgers, and their plan to take over the world.
On the eleventh day of Christmas the Furbies gave to me eleven screams from Sora, ten Oompa Loompas, nine penguin agents, eight Dr. Pepper machines, seven disguises of Ronald McDonald, six exploding Diet Dr. Pepper machines, five frozen cans of soda, four bottles of cold medicine, three killer 7-Up machines, two cheeseburgers, and their plan to take over the world.
On the twelfth day of Christmas the Furbies gave to me twelve chunks of Furby poo, eleven screams from Sora, ten Oompa Loompas, nine penguin agents, eight Dr. Pepper machines, seven disguises of Ronald McDonald, six exploding Diet Dr. Pepper machines, five frozen cans of soda, four bottles of cold medicine, three killer 7-Up machines, two cheeseburgers, and their plan to take over the world!"
Massive applause erupted as the entire group of performers stood up and took a bow.
"Well now that that is over it is time to see how the Furby fire is doing."
Rocky Cliff came on screen next to a charred building.
"Hello viewers! It seems like somehow the Furbies got this fire put out without the use of a fire engine. Don't ask me how though… Anyway, back to you Sandy."
Sandy came back on the screen.
"That's all for this morning's show! Hope you enjoyed the carols and have a very merry Christmas!"
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whew! I finally finished… sorry it took til Christmas eve for me to get this up here cuz I really meant for it to be up a lil earlier this week but oh well I was very busy getting ready for Christmas
FYI: I didn't type up reviewer replies for this chapter so there's nothing new on my website.
Anywhoo…
THANK YOU SO MUCH my reviewers:D:D:D
For those of you reading and not reviewing I would deeply appreciate a review from you : D
well I have 2 quick requests: 1. I would like for anyone who's a Christian to pray for my Grandpa cuz he's in the hospital right now
and 2. In your review please tell me which song was or favorite or if you thought they all stunk just don't flame me
anywhoo…
HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D
and now for the very long disclaimer…
Disclaimer: I own everything!
JUST KIDDING!
Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts, McDonalds, Furbies, well I guess I should say Brittany Spears, uh… "The 12 Days of Christmas", "Hark, the Herald Angels Sing", "Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer," "Joy to the world," "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" and all the sodas mentioned in the song, "What Child is This?", "Jingle Bells," "O, Christmas Tree", The "Ghost Busters" theme song, Oompa Loompas, and anything I mentioned in "12 Days of Christmas," and anything I forgot that I obviously do not own.
But I do own all the lyrics I made up to go with the tunes and the story line. : D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D
