Ch. 11- Final Battle Part I: Begin Battle!
Sandy Shore came on the television screen, only she was standing on the beach with a Channel 100, 200, 725, 534, 777 microphone.
"Good evening Channel 100, 200, 725, 534, 777 viewers! Tonight's breaking story involves a battle between a boy and a machine. The battle has just ended and before I reveal who the winner was you get to watch a video! Oh, Tiny Timmy!"
Tiny Timmy rushed across the sand and inserted a video into a television that was set up nearby. The camera then focused on that.
Sora came on screen drinking a can of 7Up when suddenly another 7Up can hit him in the head.
"EEK! I'm under attack!" He immediately dived for cover. However, when he heard the laughter of Furbies fading away in the distance, he peeped out from between his fingers and found that the coast was clear. "That was weird…" He picked up thecan that was chunked at him and found a piece of paper attached.
It read, "For Sora's eyes only! Any other readers…beware! We the Furbies have your friends in captivity. If you want them to be set free meet us at the beach in five minutes to do battle with the 7Up machine. Oh, and also don't think for a minute that this is a scheme of Ronald's, 'cause it is…but that's none of your business! Hmph…err…right…! Be there or be a…hmm…what rhymes with there? Be there or be a hair!"
"That was the weirdest letter I ever read…" muttered Sora. "But I suppose that I have to go to rescue Riku and Kairi."
He trudged over the sand and soon found himself in an arena marked out with white spray paint and sea shells. He scanned the area to see if anyone else was there, and all he found was an old red Chevy truck with semi-foggy windows. Through the window sweat he could make out the distinct forms of Riku and Kairi.
"Riku! Kairi!"
They saw him and began frantically waving their arms.
Sora waved his right hand at them, "Hey guys!" They shook their heads and Riku began writing on the window with his finger. He spelled out "help" and pointed at it to get Sora's attention.
"Pleh? That's not making any sense, but okay… Oy…people these days, think everyone knows every language…" There was a loud thud that sent ripples through a clear glass of water that had somehow appeared in Sora's hands.
"This feels like 'Jurassic Park' all over again," he said as the thudding continued; getting louder and faster. Then he saw it… The 7Up machine sat at the top of a sand dune and began revving its engines. His eyes widened in fear, like he'd just ran into something he'd see only in a horror movie. Three brown spotted Furbies sheepishly stepped out behind it dressed up in cheer leading outfits.
"Go…7Up Machine…! Go…beat Sora…uh…Yeah!" They chanted in voices void of enthusiasm. The 7Up machine began charging down the hill and Sora immediately tried to think up a plan. In the next instant he was knocked aside by the machine and landed head first in the sand. He spit the residue out and leaped up to avoid a can from the pop machine.
"What to do? What do I do?" He glanced over at Riku and Kairi who were still in the old red Chevy and saw Riku once again writing something. Riku waved at him to keep looking and wrote "keyblade" across the windshield.
"Edalbyek? What the heck does that mean!" Riku rolled his eyes and moved his finger from the "k" to the "e".
"Keyblade? Keyblade! I get it now! Why didn't you point that out to me in the first place?" Sora suddenly found himself eating another mouthful of sand as the 7Up machine came whirring by. He pulled himself up and the famed keyblade appeared in his hands.
"Can't believe I didn't ever think to use this…" he mumbled as he charged forward at the soda machine. He swung his weapon as projectiles came flying at him and he deflected each blow. Once up close to the machine, he shoved his blade into the opening where the cans came out of and there was a spark that went up the blade. The jolt went through his entire body causing every hair on him to stand straight up. He was suddenly pulled away by strong hands and the voltage stopped pulsating through his system.
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Hey everyone! SORRY for the long wait for an update… I kinda sorta got lazy and had hardly any inspiration.
Um… this chapter is probably gonna be one of the final two or three, cuz I'm gonna continue the battle out for at least another chapter. BUT I've started working on a sequel. I want your opinions on it first though… I've decided to base the sequel off of "Star Wars" instead of doing news stories. And since I plan to base it off of "Star Wars" (probably mostly Episode III) it won't be only humor but there's gonna be all that other stuff too and it will probably get rated T for violence. So… I wanna know if y'all would actually read it if I wrote it and posted it… Please tell me in a review!
THANK YOU ALL MY WONDERFUL REVIEWERS: )
Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts, Furbies, McDonalds, "Jurassic Park," "Star Wars," 7Up, the idea I got from "Snow Day," and anything else I forgot to mention that I obviously don't own.
