Somewhere far off in the distance, a trio made their way towards the town that Ash and his friends were just exiting.
Jessie groaned and whined, "This is the best we could do on such short notice?" Meowth grinned and said, "I'm afraid so. Besides, this isn't so bad." James nodded and concurred, "You have to admit that it's very cozy!" Jessie grimaced and remarked, "I'm just afraid to be seen in this!"
It was revealed why as Team Rocket was piloting their latest mecha. Sadly, this mecha wasn't your average mech. It was basically a flower with wheels.
Meanwhile, the group of misfits was ready to leave town. As the group progressed through the forest, Clara started to feel a small chill down her back as she uttered, "I have this strange feeling that something bad is going to happen."
Captain Hero noticed her scared expression and thought, 'Dear Diary, JACKPOT!" Nothing turned the hero on more than a damsel in distress, and a scared girl was the next best thing.
He went up to Clara and announced, "Worry not, Princess, for when there's a citizen in trouble, I will always protect…" He was cut off as he noticed a strange plant. He skipped up to it and examined it. He inched his finger towards the plant as the mentioned plant opened up a mouth that came out of nowhere and bit his finger.
"OW!" Captain Hero screamed like a sissy girl as the others stared. Ash turned to May and stated, "He doesn't seem at all like the super heroes I've heard of." May nodded and remarked, "He's really stupid." Max had to agree, and so did Brock. Xandir laughed and explained, "You'll get used to it. We're all dynamic in our own way."
As Xandir said this, Brock noticed Spanky peeing on a Pokemon with a small yet muscular body and what looked like a spark plug coming out of its skull. The four trainers froze as the pokemon got super pissed and zapped Spanky. Spanky got up and shouted, "Hey, you little cock-sucker! What was that for? You wanna' do that again?"
The strange pokemon gladly electrocuted him again. Spanky was mad now. He rolled up his sleeves, got into an Irish boxing pose and challenged, "C'mon, bring it!"
The pokemon trainers couldn't believe his stupidity. Before things could get serious, Xandir snuck up behind the creature, pulled out his sword and stabbed it to death.
May looked absolutely horrified. Ash looked sick to his stomach. Brock was absolutely mortified. Max, on the other hand, was about to throw up. Strangely enough, the little Elekid got up and limped back into the forest.
Xandir giggled at the expressions he received and explained, "I didn't kill him! I wouldn't kill such a cute creature until it reached maturity!" Max shook hard and uttered, "I think you should have killed it!"
The group turned around and noticed that a whole army of Elekid had followed their beaten brethren and were ready to challenge Xandir to a fight. Ash slapped his forehead as the others just backed away.
Spanky stepped forward and announced, "Hey, you weird-ass creatures! You know what I think about your army?" He answered his own question with a gigantic fart that lasted for 2 minutes.
Everyone stared at him for quite some time before May finally blurted out, "I can't take this! This guy is sick! First, he pees on a Pokemon, then he farts!" Ling-Ling shook his head and stated, "Now you know how Ling-Ling feels."
Suddenly, the Elekid and an Electabuzz advanced toward the group. Ash threw a pokeball and announced, "Go, Grovyle!" A lizard with a plant on its head emerged from the pokeball and took a pose. Two blades appeared on its arms as it ran at the Elekid and put them out of their misery.
"I can't let you have all the fun!" exclaimed May as she threw a pokeball of her own and announced, "Go, Scorchken!" A red chicken emerged from the ball and shot a burst of flames at the army.
Brock threw his own pokeball and announced, "Finish them off, Mudkip!" A small amphibian emerged from the ball and fired a blast of water at the incoming Elekid. Sadly, there was still the Electabuzz left. Ling-Ling stepped in front of it and remarked, "I'll take care of him."
Ling-Ling was about to fire a dark blast when a large plant ran over the Electabuzz. Ash stared in confusion and asked, "What is that?" Suddenly, a lid opened as three people Ling-Ling would remember emerged from the mecha.
Jessie emerged and started, "Prepare to trouble!" James emerged and added, "Make it double!" "To protect the world from devastation!" "To unite all people within our nation!" To announce the evils of…"
"Please, can you go one day without torturing us?" retorted Ash. Spanky nodded and remarked, "That speech was totally gay! Hey, you know what I thought of that speech?" He let out another huge fart and May started to grimace.
Jessie glared at him angrily and barked, "That was very rude! Wait, did that pig just talk?" A voice came from inside the mecha saying, "Who cares? We came here to steal Pikachu and that's what we're gonna' do!"
The two humans went back into the mecha as Jessie noticed a strange sight. "Wait, isn't it that creature who made a mockery of us at the start of this horrible fanfic?" she asked pointing at Ling-Ling. "You're right!" stated James.
Jessie laughed and announced, "Listen, twerp, if you give us the little creature with the exclamation mark on his tail, we'll let you go without a fight!" Ash stared and asked, "Do you mean Ling-Ling? Sorry, but we can't let you have him!" "Ooo, his name is Ling-Ling!" replied Jessie to her team.
Pikachu entered the picture and sent out a thunderbolt to take down the mecha. Sadly, it did nothing. Jessie laughed as she announced, "This baby is thunder-proof! Too bad!" Ash crossed his arms and muttered, "It's always thunder-proof!"
Suddenly, an arm emerged from the mecha and captures Pikachu. A second one emerged and abducted Ling-Ling. "Yes, we got two prizes for the price of one!" announced Jessie. Team Rocket fled while they were still in the huge mecha with the two rodents in their grasps.
Ash and Xandir stared in horror. "Did they just succeed at capturing a pokemon?" asked Ash. The others were equally surprised. Pikachu and Ling-Ling had been captured. What were out heroes to do? Find out next time!
