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Pong Grand Adventures

Chapter 2: Which is in the Snake's Belly

"Honestly, whose idea was this?"

Silence.

"...Well, we might as well get comfortable in here, seeing as we're going to be in here until-"

Pixels was cut off by Righty. "Pixels...we know. We don't have to set it out in gross detail."

Pixels sighed.

Righty sighed.

Pixels sighed again.

Lefty said, "Well, what do you want to do?"

Righty responded with a squeal of delight.

Pixels and Lefty both turned to where Righty was staring.

They saw a boat. A little, tiny canoe, just big enough to hold the three of them. It was floating on some digestive fluids.

"Cool!" shouted Pixels.

Lefty walked over to the canoe and hopped inside it. It flowed gently.

Righty and Pixels were close behind him. The canoe shook, gave one mighty lurch, then settled itself.

Digestive fluid was not very pleasant to have all over one's self.

Lefty screamed. Righty ducked. Pixels jumped out of the canoe and swam away.

Lefty and Righty entangled themselves in a brawl for a bit, then noticed that Pixels had gone.

Thy each took up a paddle in an unspoken truce and floated away down the "river."

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Pixels was found trying to squirm his way out of the snake.

"Eews" echoed around the snake's belly.

"I HATE THIS PLACE!" screamed Pixels. The noise from his yell made a piece of the snake's skin he was picking at fall off.

Everyone took a step back, then took a step forward, then made a mad dash for the hole and jumped out, into an extremely dark and damp cave.

"Oh great," someone said.

"Agreed," said another.

"Thank me! Now!" shouted the last.

Well, I'm sorry it took me forever to update, but here it is, at last!

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