Yeah! My 4th Inu fanfic! I'm ready to write! The question is, are you ready to read? Are you? Are ya? Huh? Huh, huh? Don't worry about me, it's late, and I'm kind of tired. Ok...what now...oh yeah...the disclaimer...so I don't get sued...I'll do that now...cause I'm too tired to get sued.
Disclaimer: I don't own it! I don't own it! Remember, I don't own it!
Chapter 1-An Unusual Dare
Inuyasha and Miroku were sitting down at a McDonald's booth eating their usual of a Big Mac and some fries with a coke. It was a boring day for both of them, nothing interesting had happened all day. The two of them were roommates at a college dorm, and have known each other for many years. Finally Inuyasha decided to spice up the day by doing a little game of dare.
"Hey Miroku," Inuyasha said.
"Yeah, what?"
"I dare you to go over to those girls at the table beside us and ask if they're virgins."
"What? What makes you think that I will do that?"
"Because I'm bored! And a game of dare sounds fun to me," Inuyasha said leaning back.
"Yeah right! Hell will freeze over before I go ask them that! They'll think that I am a pervert!"
"You are."
"Shut the hell up!"
A worker at the counter started to eye them signaling them to keep quiet with the language.
"Quit being so loud," Inuyasha whispered to Miroku. "So anyways, if you do that, you give me the best dare you've got, and I'll do it no matter what."
"Anything I say? You won't complain?" Miroku asked.
"Yes, anything. You can't think up of good dares anyway."
"......" Miroku thought for a second, looked out the window, and then smiled and walked over to the other table.
Inuyasha watched as Miroku proceeded to ask the girls if they were virgins. Inuyasha almost died laughing when Miroku got slapped by both girls making his face turn a bright pink color. Miroku walked back to the booth where Inuyasha was laughing.
"Ok asshole, your turn!" Miroku said dragging Inuyasha out of the restaurant.
"Alright, give me your best shot!" Inuyasha said with a smirk.
Miroku pointed at a group of high school girls in uniforms. "You have to enroll into that school!"
"That's the best you can think of? Fe, that aint so bad." Inuyasha said.
"You say that now, but do you know what school that is?"
"A high school."
"Yes, but it's an all girls high school! You have to enroll as a girl."
Inuyasha's eyes widened. "Wait, how do you know it's an all girls school?"
"Well, I go visit my mom a lot. Sometimes during the school days, or for lunch..."
"What the hell does that have to do with anything?"
"Let me finish! There's a family who lives next to my mom's house, and they're daughter goes to that school, she wears the same uniform."
"I'll never be able to pass off as a girl," Inuyasha said.
"I think you will, you don't need a wig, your hair's long enough, and you look a little feminine."
Inuyasha whacked Miroku over the head with his fist, "Take that back ass!"
"No way!"
Miroku backed away from Inuyasha and headed toward his car.
"Come back here!" Inuyasha yelled after him.
Miroku looked behind him and saw Inuyasha running after him. Miroku starting sprinting around the restaurant with Inuyasha chasing after him yelling "Take it back!" This continued until Inuyasha finally grabbed Miroku and threw him on the ground.
"Ok! I take it back! But that still doesn't change the fact that you have to enroll in a girls school! You said you'd take any dare!"
"I know, I know! But I can't be enrolled all year, I have college," Inuyasha said helping Miroku up off the ground.
"Fine, then you stay enrolled for three weeks, then you're done."
"Fine," Inuyasha held out his hand and shook Miroku's.
"Now let's go home and call into the school. You'll have to make up a fake name for yourself. I can't wait until I see you in a skirt!" Miroku started laughing at the thought. "Oh, and one more thing Inuyasha. That school is a year round school, so you'll have to stay with a roommate."
"What? Hell no! How am I supposed to sleep with a high school girl in the same room as me?"
"That's your problem not mine!"
Inuyasha hit Miroku over the head again.
"Ow! Bastard!"
"Pervert!"
"Drag queen!"
"Take that back!"
"No way!"
Inuyasha started to chase Miroku around the restaurant again as the girls from the other table walked outside. Seeing Inuyasha chasing after the man who asked if they were virgins they started to cheer him on.
"Beat up that pervert!" They both started to yell.
Ok, just to tell those of you who haven't thought about it, in this story Inuyasha is human. Though I love him as hanyou, I think he fits better as human. Please review!
