Wow, I am very tired. I just got back from this West Side Story audition thing at my school, and I stayed there for 3 hours waiting for my number to be called so I could sing and act for the judges. Well whatever! Onto the disclaimer!
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN IT! Try to remember that, I don't like to repeat myself.
Chapter 2-Ow! Hot wax!
Miroku drove Inuyasha back to his place to get him ready for his first day of school. It had been two days since Miroku dared Inuyasha to enroll into the school, so Miroku had gone out the day before to buy some supplies. He parked his car in the driveway and walked with Inuyasha back to the dorm.
"So Miroku, what supplies did you actually buy?" Inuyasha asked.
"Oh, you know, all the essentials that any teenage girl could ask for."
"Will you shut up about the teenage girl stuff?" Inuyasha felt like hitting Miroku again, but he held himself back.
Miroku unlocked the door to their dorm and walked to his room. Inuyasha sat on the couch and waited for Miroku to come out with the supplies. Miroku came back out carrying five bags of stuff.
"What all did you buy?" Inuyasha asked as Miroku placed all the bags down in front of him.
"I bought the essentials. Notebooks, binders, pencils, and wax."
"Wax? What the hell do we need wax for?" Inuyasha asked confused.
"Your legs and underarms idiot! Do you want people to think you're a man?"
"You are not touching me with that wax! I swear if you do, I will give you such a beating!"
"Don't worry! It doesn't hurt! Don't be such a baby!"
"Have you ever waxed before?" Inuyasha asked.
"Why would I? I'm not a girl."
"I'm not a girl!"
"From now on you are! By the way, what name did you pick out?" Miroku asked pulling out the wax from the bag.
"I haven't chosen one yet."
"You haven't chosen one yet? You'd better think of one before I do."
"I'll get to it, eventually."
"Well anyways come on," Miroku said pulling Inuyasha towards the bathroom.
Inuyasha sat down on the toilet {The lid's down for all you people who are thinking something wrong!} and watching Miroku open the lid to the wax.
"Lift up your pants leg," Miroku said.
Inuyasha pulled it up and watched as Miroku smeared the wax on it.
"Just to warn you, I have no idea what I'm doing," Miroku said putting the paper on top of the wax.
"Wait!" Inuyasha started, but before he could get anything else out Miroku pulled the paper off his leg quickly. "GODAMNIT!" Inuyasha yelled at the top of his voice. "Miroku you bastard you said that it wouldn't hurt!"
"Yes, but I also said that I've never waxed myself, so I don't know anything about this."
Inuyasha delivered a quick blow to Miroku's head.
"Damn Inuyasha! You don't have to hit me!"
"You're being an idiot!"
"At least I'm not the one getting a wax."
Inuyasha delivered another quick blow to the head.
"Will you stop?!" Miroku yelled.
"Just get this damn thing over with!" Inuyasha said.
"Fine!"
Miroku continued with the waxing, and each time he pulled the paper off Inuyasha would scream another curse word.
"Shit!......Damn!.......Holy Crap!"
Miroku finally finished with Inuyasha, and Inuyasha was red everywhere he was waxed.
"Miroku, why couldn't you have just given me a razor?" Inuyasha asked.
"Because, I thought it would be funnier if you had a wax."
Inuyasha glared at Miroku and hit him again. Miroku then punched Inuyasha back, which made Inuyasha's hands ball up into a fist.
"Now Inuyasha, now is a good time to practice your daintiness, and feminine ways," Miroku said backing away from Inuyasha.
"I'll show you dainty!" Inuyasha swung at Miroku, but Miroku ran into the bathroom and locked the door. "You can't stay in there forever Miroku!"
"Just watch me!" Miroku yelled from the other side of the door.
Inuyasha pounded on the door until he finally gave up and went over to look at his uniform.
"A skirt...I can't believe I'm going to wear a skirt."
Ok, this chaps short, but I thought it would be funny to see Inuyasha getting a waxing job. So now I will answer the reviewers reviews!
WritingSecrets-Hey, you've read one of my other stories too! Cool! Glad you like this one! I will continue!
animefanatic16-Yeah! I have succeeded in making a funny story! You can stop laughing now...any time...ok...you've had way too much sugar.
NekoYasha-Glad you like my story!
audrea-lynn-I'm not very good at describing, but I try! Imagining things is good for your mind though.
himura999-Well, I think this chapter will answer your question.
Miyazaki Itou-Chan-Yeah! It's funny! Happy you like!
Deadly Tears-Thank you!
drake220-Wow, you think a lot. Hmm, I guess you can borrow the basic plot, just don't try to make it too much like mine, but that might be hard to do. I don't think I'll be getting tired of this plot anytime soon though!
FungiFungusRayne-I will continue!
StaryKagome-This is fun! And good!
Keri-Thank you!
Well, I am now going to attempt to go to sleep! Enjoy this chapter and REVIEW!
