Thanks for all the reviews everyone! You know, the more reviews I get, the more I want to write a fic...that probably applies to more than just me. Ooo, I got a mix cd from my friend that has Fukai Mori on it! Did I spell that right? I probably didn't! I'm a horrible speller...but that's why they invented spell check! But it can't check Japanese...so I'm screwed on the spelling. Oh well! I'll stop babbling and get on with the disclaimer.
Disclaimer: If I win the lottery and get filthy rich, and I can buy yachts and swimming pools, then I will own it! Unfortunately, I won't be getting rich anytime soon...Damn!
Chapter 4-Inuyasha's Boyfriend
Inuyasha sat outside of the school, when he had some free time, by this one tree that provided a lot of shade. He was planning on meeting Kagome and Sango for a picnic lunch. He didn't really feel like going on a picnic, but he decided to just go. He didn't want to seem like he was avoiding them. He found out yesterday that Kagome and Sango knew each other. They had turned out to be best buds since the seventh grade. He found that info out when Kagome had asked him who he had met.
He saw Kagome and Sango walking out of the building with a picnic basket in their hands. They waved to Inuyasha, and he waved back. They sat down by him forming a circle under the tree.
"You're going to love what Kagome cooked!" Sango said. "She's a really good chef!"
Kagome smiled, "Well, I'm ok," Kagome said modestly.
They opened up the picnic basket and revealed lovely sandwiches, juices, smoothies, and various other snacks. Inuyasha's eyes sparkled as he stared at all of the food. He was so hungry, and he had been living off of ramen. That picnic was paradise in a box.
"So how were you guys classes today?" Kagome asked Sango and Inuyasha.
"Ok, nothing special," Inuyasha said.
"I was happy. I'm always happy when I have science class," Sango said.
"What's so special about science?" Inuyasha asked.
"Duh, Dr. Motosuwa is the teacher!" Sango said. "He's super cute!"
"Oh yeah, he is!" Kagome agreed.
Sango and Kagome both giggled, Inuyasha just sat there shoving a sandwich down his mouth.
"What do you think of him?" Sango asked.
"Of who?" Inuyasha asked eating some crackers.
"Dr. Motosuwa," Kagome said, "do you think he's cute? Hot? Anything?"
"Um...well, not really," Inuyasha said. 'Of course I wouldn't be interested in another guy.' He thought.
"Huh? Do you have a boyfriend?" Sango asked.
"Me? No of course not!" Inuyasha said, the thought sickened him.
"Hmmm, we should hook you up!" Kagome said.
"Hook me up?! With who?!" Inuyasha asked.
"There's an all boys school a couple of blocks from here," Sango said.
"Maybe we should set her up on a date with Hojo," Kagome suggested.
"Whose Hojo?" Inuyasha asked.
"This guy Kagome knows. He has a crush on her, but she doesn't like him. She's been trying to find someone else for him so he would stop bugging her for dates," Sango said.
"That's ok! I really don't need a boyfriend!" Inuyasha said waving his arms for emphasis.
"Why not? Hojo's cute," Kagome said trying to make Hojo sound really cool.
"Because...because...I just remembered that I do have a boyfriend!" Inuyasha said.
"You do?" Sango said.
"How can you forget that you have a boyfriend?" Kagome asked.
"Well, I've been single for a very long time, and we just started to go out. So I often forget," Inuyasha said hoping they would buy it.
"So who's your boyfriend?" Sango asked.
"M-my boyfriend? Um...well...he is..." Inuyasha started.
Suddenly as if by magic, a familiar car pulled up to the curb. The driver's side door opened and Miroku stepped out. He waved at Inuyasha and tried to contain the laugh he had inside of himself.
"That's my boyfriend! Miroku," Inuyasha said standing up and running over to Miroku as girly as he could.
Inuyasha flung his arms around Miroku and rubbed his face on his.
"Um...Inuyasha...what are you doing?" Miroku asked in almost a whisper so that the other girls wouldn't hear him.
"You're my boyfriend you ass," Inuyasha said.
"Hell no!" Miroku yelled making Kagome and Sango stare at them. "Uh, nothing! Don't worry about it!" Miroku yelled to them.
"Yeah you are. You named me after your dog, you got a picture of me, and you made my whole fucking wardrobe pink. You're my damn boyfriend!" Inuyasha said annoyed.
"You can't ruin my whole college dating experience just because you wanted to take any dare."
"If you're not my boyfriend, I'll reveal your perverted side to those two girls over there," Inuyasha threatened.
"What could you say?" Miroku asked.
"You stare at girls asses constantly, you asked those two girls at McDonald's if they were virgins, and remember that one time at last years Christmas party?"
"You asshole."
"Thank you."
Inuyasha headed back to the other girls, and signaled for Miroku to follow him.
"This is Miroku," Inuyasha said pointing to him.
"Hi, I'm Kagome!"
"Hi," Miroku said.
"And I'm Sango."
"Hello." 'Wow, she's hot! Damn you Inuyasha for being my girlfriend now!' Miroku thought. Miroku sighed and sat next to Inuyasha.
Inuyasha leaned against him to show that they were really going out. Miroku was completely disgusted, and tried to think of ways to go away, but he was interested in knowing more about Sango.
"That's nice that you have a boyfriend Hikaru," Kagome said.
"What about you guys?" Inuyasha asked.
"Single," they both said disappointed.
'Single? Single!' Miroku thought. 'Two hot chicks are single in front of me, and I'm stuck with being Inuyasha's lover?! This couldn't get any worse!'
"You two are so cute together!" Kagome said.
"Oh thanks!" Inuyasha said.
"Oh, that reminds me," Sango said, "I brought a camera so we could take pictures of our picnic!" She took out the tiny camera from inside the picnic basket. "Smile!" She said taking a pic of Inuyasha and Miroku.
"Ooo, you should get a pic of them kissing!" Kagome said.
'HELL NO!' Inuyasha and Miroku both thought.
'Just when I think it can't get any worse!' Miroku thought. 'Someone up there must really hate me today!'
"Come on you two!" Kagome said.
'As much as I don't want to do this...I don't want them to suspect anything.' Inuyasha thought.
Sango put the camera up to her eye. "Ok you two get ready, Smile!"
Inuyasha quickly turned to Miroku and pecked him on the cheek. Miroku's eyes bulged as he realized what just happened. Inuyasha tried his best not to make a face.
"What's up with you two?" Kagome asked.
"Oh! That must have been you two's first kiss together! And I got it on film!" Sango said.
"Yeah...it was defiantly our first." Inuyasha said.
"Well! I think that I should get going!" Miroku announced getting up.
"Oh, you sure you have to go?" Kagome asked.
"He's sure!" Inuyasha answered for him.
"I've got classes, I need to get back to the campus. I just came to see how Hikaru was doing," Miroku said eyes still bulging from that kiss.
Miroku walked off towards his car trying his best not to start wiping it cheek.
"I think I'll have some more juice!" Inuyasha said guzzling it down to get out the taste that was now in his mouth.
"Is Miroku in college?" Kagome asked.
Inuyasha nodded his head still guzzling down juice.
"Wow, a college student. That's impressive. Well, since he has a boyfriend I guess that you still have to deal with Hojo," Sango said.
"Yeah, too bad. But Hikaru and Miroku do make a good couple," Kagome said.
'God, if she only knew,' Inuyasha thought grabbing more juice.
And that's a rap! How was that chap? Did you like it hate it? Tell me!
InuKag=LOTS o'KIDS-Ooo, that's a cool idea! I might use it! You don't mind right?
Kiara-Chan-Wow thank you! That would be cool if you told all your reviewers about this story! I feel so loved! Sniff
drake220-I understand that it will take long for the next chap. But I can't wait for you to post it! I luv your story!
Kaelas-Yes...poor Inuyasha...I'm so cruel to him...ha, ha, ha, ha!
Hunter-Robin-I don't care too much for pink either. I'm a blue person!
StaryKagome-I'll try to bring Shippo in somehow...
XxDemonic-PrincessxX-Oh yes, Miroku is in trouble!
Woven Bamboo Pattern-Thank you! I wish I could see you crack up! I like watching people laugh, it makes me laugh...don't ask.
Anime-Devil-101-Thank you! I can imagine him in pink too...OMG! It's funny!
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CuteAmghy-I would say whether he'll admit or not...but I don't want to spoil it! So you'll just have to wait!
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