A/N: Yes, I know. This update took a really long time. I just had a lot of other stuff to do, and I couldn't think completely of what all I was going to put into this chapter. So don't throw stuff at me. (Random person who was standing up with a tomato in his hand suddenly sits down in disappointment.) Well then now here is the next chapter! Yea! Hey...where's the applause? I want some applause! (Guy from before now claps two times, gets tired, and then gets bored and goes away.)

Disclaimer: Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes....no...I don't own it. NO!!!!!!!

Chapter 9-More Shopping and Violence!

"So spill it!" Kagome said excitedly.

Kagome, Sango, and Inuyasha were sitting outside under a tree during lunch (you remember, the one where Inu and Miroku kissed) and Kagome kept asking Sango why she went out with Miroku.

"Well, ok fine I'll tell you," Sango said.

Kagome smiled and leaned back on her hands. Inuyasha was also interested in hearing why Sango went out with Miroku.

"Ok, well, one day I was walking on the street back from a shopping spree and was carrying way too many bags. So then Miroku appeared suddenly, I couldn't see where he came from since the bags in my arms were blocking my view, but anyways he offered to help me with my bags. I let him since I couldn't successfully carry all of them by myself. Well, then he asked me what I was going to be doing later today or any other day, and I knew he was trying to ask me out, but I knew that he was Hikaru's boyfriend, so I asked if he and Hikaru had broken up. Now even if he said that he and Hikaru had broken up I wasn't going to say yes because I don't like to date my friends ex's. Well he said 'Actually we never really went out to begin with' and I was confused, so then he whipped out these pictures," Sango pulled out some pictures from the pocket of her skirt and held them up for the two to see. Kagome immediately grabbed them from Sango and started to shuffle through them laughing at the funny ones.

Sango continued, "Well, then I found out you were a guy Inuyasha," she said pointing to him. "And you two don't like guys, I also found that out from some other pictures that Miroku had, he takes a lot of pictures. So then he asked if I wanted to do something with him later, like a date, and I said 'I don't know...' and he said 'Please, I would really like to do something with you, you're very pretty' and so I decided to give him a chance."

"Ok, so what happened during the date? Where'd you go? What'd you do? What'd he do?" Kagome asked excitedly.

"I'm getting to that," Sango said. "Ok, well we went out to the movies to see something that just came out, I forget the name of the movie, I don't even know what happened because barely halfway through the movie his hand was rubbing my ass."

"So what did you do?" Kagome asked.

"I slapped him and walked out."

Inuyasha then burst out laughing. "That figures that Miroku would ruin a date by rubbing your ass!" then he continued laughing.

"Yeah, I haven't talked to him since," Sango said.

"Wow, that date sucked," Kagome said. "We should go on a girls night out, then you can get that bad date off of your mind!"

"You're just trying to find any reason to go shopping," Inuyasha said.

Kagome glared at him and then faced Sango again. "We'll have time after the rest of our classes to go, besides I need a new top."

"You don't need a new top, you have twenty of them," Inuyasha said.

"Well, I know I don't need one, but I would like another one," Kagome said.

"Well anyways, I'm going to be coming with you two. I need to find some guy clothes so that I can actually be a guy sometimes instead of wearing these freaking girls clothes," Inuyasha said.

"It's called a girls night out, girl, you're not a girl," Kagome said.

"I don't care, I need to get something!"

"Well then go out yourself."

Sango just sat and watched the two of them bicker until they heard the bell ring signaling them to get up and go to their classes. The three of them got up and walked in separate directions. Inuyasha was headed for his English class. He hated that class most, he really didn't want to take it. He didn't care about learning another language, but he never made up his own schedule.

Inuyasha walked into the classroom and walked to his usual seat. He sat in the back next to some girl, he didn't know her name and he didn't really care who she was. All the other girls were gossiping about boys they knew, and other girls in the school. Some girls pulled out mangas that they kept in their bags and read them until the teacher came in.

Inuyasha's day went on like it normally did. After his English class he went to gym with Kagome. Every since Kagome found out that he was a guy, she always covered his eyes when they walked into the locker rooms, and wouldn't let him come out of the stall that he dressed in until every other girl was out. That class wasn't as fun for him anymore. Then after gym Inuyasha went to his math class, then his day was over.

Inuyasha walked the long path to his room and then opened the door. After he shut the door and started to walk over to his bed did he realize what was in front of him. Kagome was starting to take her uniform off, but she didn't get too far before she realized who was in front of her.

"Hentai!" She yelled throwing a nearby book at Inuyasha's head. Inuyasha dodged the book by quickly jumping into the bathroom.

"I wasn't looking!" Inuyasha yelled.

"Yeah sure! Like I believe that!"

"It's not like there's much to look at!" Inuyasha blurted out.

Inuyasha waited for Kagome to say something back to him, but nothing was heard. Inuyasha waited for a second or two before asking, "Kagome, are you ok?" No response. He started to wonder if something happened to her, like she tripped on something and hit her head on the floor hard.

Reluctantly Inuyasha walked out of the bathroom, "Kagome?"

WAM

Another book made contact with his head. "You're such a jerk!" Kagome yelled.

Inuyasha grumbled, on his face was now a big pink rectangular spot from where the book made contact with his face. "Damn it Kagome! That hurt!"

"You deserve it!" Kagome was now fully dressed in a pair of cute hip hugger jeans, an American Eagle top, and a matching belt. She looked good, but Inuyasha was in too much pain to think about that.

Feh was all Inuyasha could say. Though his face was throbbing from the books, he wouldn't make any gestures of pain. A knock was heard on the door, and Inuyasha walked over to answer it. It was Sango.

"What happened to your face?" Sango asked as soon as she looked at Inuyasha.

"Don't ask," Inuyasha stepped aside so that Sango could get in.

Sango walked over to where Kagome was standing and waited for her to get her purse.

"We're going now," Kagome said when she finally found it.

"Hold up, I'm coming with you two, I need to get something myself," Inuyasha said.

"You're not coming with us," Kagome said, "this is a girls time out, you can go shopping by yourself."

Kagome and Sango walked out the door leaving Inuyasha by himself. 'Fine then, I don't have a problem shopping by myself,' Inuyasha thought shutting the door and walking over to where his clothes were. He picked out the first thing he could find to wear, which happened to closely resemble what Kagome was wearing, and walked out the door.

Inuyasha walked to the mall, the same one he was banished from, and walked in without any trouble. 'That security guard must have just been bluffing when he said that I was banned from here.' Inuyasha thought. All he had to do was stay away from the American Eagle, which wouldn't be hard for him to do, and he'd be fine.

He walked into the nearest store with guys clothes in it, and quickly purchased something. It was simple, just some jeans, plain white shoes, and a black t-shirt, that's all he needed. Of course all during his shopping trip he got puzzled looks from people wondering why he was trying on guys clothes and shoes, but that didn't bother him at all.

Inuyasha walked out of the store and headed out of the mall, he decided to go over to Miroku's, change into his clothes, and then do something.

"Go away!"

Inuyasha, outside of the mall, looked over and saw Kagome and Sango with only a few bags of clothes standing between two guys, that didn't seem to be entirely sober, due to the fact that they couldn't really stand on their feet well.

"Come on baby, we just wanna hang out wit yous," one of the guys said to Kagome.

"She said 'Scram!'," Sango yelled.

"Don't be so harsh sweetie," the other guy said.

"Hey you two!" Inuyasha yelled walking over to where the four of them were, "those two don't want you around them, so beat it!"

"Hey, you seem like you like to have a good time," one of the guys said to Inuyasha, "you wanna come hang out wit us?"

"Yeah, cutie, how bout it?" the other guy said.

Inuyasha looked over at Kagome and Sango, and they were both trying to hold in their laughter. 'I can't believe these to drunks are hitting on me,' Inuyasha thought. He balled his hands into fists, "You drunk bastards, get the hell away!" Inuyasha slammed his fist into one of the guys stomach, then he turned and hit the other guy in the face. The two guys fell to the ground.

Now that the two guys were down, Kagome and Sango no longer held back their laughs. They burst into laughter.

"Inuyasha! I can't believe that they were hitting on you!" Kagome said trying to talk while laughing.

"That is the funniest damn thing I've ever seen," Sango said.

Then two security guards came out of the mall and looked directly at Inuyasha. "It's the punk who kicked that girl in American Eagle," one of the guards yelled.

"You there, stay where you are!" the other security guard ran to Inuyasha.

Inuyasha turned and bolted in the other direction.

"I take what I said back," Sango said, "that is the funniest thing I've ever seen!" She said pointing to Inuyasha being chased by the guard.

"Excuse me ladies," the other guard said, now standing by them, "but I'm afraid I'll need to question you two about this attack."

"Never mind, this isn't funny anymore," Sango said.

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Kagome slammed open the door to the dorm room and flopped down on her bed, Inuyasha followed.

"I can't believe you caused us to go through all that questioning just because you beat up a couple of drunks!" Kagome yelled.

"Don't blame this on me, I was just protecting you two!" Inuyasha yelled in his defense.

"Well you still owe me now!" Kagome said.

"Owe you! I don't own you squat!" Inuyasha yelled back.

"Sure you do! You need to do something for me now!"

"Like what? Whatever it is, though, I won't do it."

"I've been wanting to see a movie-"

"Oh no! I'm not taking you out on a date," Inuyasha said.

"Baka! I'm not asking you to take me on a date! I want you to pay for me to see a movie! You can watch something else."

"What movie did you want to see?"

"I wanted to see the movie Without a Paddle," Kagome said.

(Ha, I wanted to see that movie, it was the only one I could think of.)

"Fine, I wanted to see that too. But you and me won't be sitting together so that it won't seem like a date."

"Nobodies going to think it's a date anyways, you're going to be dressed like a girl."

"No I won't!" Inuyasha triumphantly held up his shopping bag. "I bought some guy clothes! Now I don't have to be a girl 24/7!" Inuyasha smiled widely.

"Ok, then we won't sit together, but you're still paying for my ticket!"

"Fine, as long as I can sit by myself! Maybe some hot girl will sit with me."

"Keep dreaming," Kagome got up and walked over to the bathroom with her pajamas to change. Kagome somehow felt sad that Inuyasha wouldn't be sitting with her. She quickly shook that feeling away. 'Idiot,' she thought.

A/N: Well, how was that? Was it well worth waiting for? I'm happy with it! Tell me what you think!

WorthlessShadow: Wahoo! They're locking the doors now! That's good, now you won't have anymore guys walking in trying to sneak a peek at y'all.

StaryKagome: Who likes someone? I wanna know! Who is it?

Kit-Kat: He, he, he, for those questions, you'll just have to keep reading! Bwa, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Duel, Battle, and War: Ooo Inuyasha DVD! I was trying to get one, but then I realized that I have absolutely no money...I'm so broke, but also happy, and broke.

CrimsonShadows: Ooo, thanks! I try to make the characters not too much OOC.

InuKagLOTS o'KIDS: Well, Inu was dressed like a girl cause he didn't have any guy clothes, and Shippo was just saying that cause of the way they were looking at each other, and to get attention to him.

Kawaii-ish: Oh thanks! I like being descent!

Inu-yasha-lover-chick: Oh yes, you can't deny that Inu is sexy.

Big Blue Eyes: Ah, someone else had this question, the reason for that was because of the way that Inu and Kag were looking at each other, and just so that he would get the attention to him.

Jessie-Chan 224: Thanks, and ur welcome!

Kei-Ookami.kara.mori: I hate it when water gets up my nose, it feels funny. Glad this story is good thingies!

Penguine: yet...ha, that's funny that you didn't realize I wrote this. Thanks for the complement! I can be evil in my stories at times, it's super fun! Man, I wish I had some chocolate, but I don't! But I do have a truckload of suckers, that I will now eat!

Aznish: Mmmm...chicken grease...ha! Are you still on vacation? I wish I was.

MirokuLoover: I never thought about having Kirara in this story. But I'm not sure were I could put her in.

Animefanatic16: I don't know...why?

Kaelas: I updated!

Kuo: I used to watch it too, I knew the entire theme song, I watched it too much. But now, it's just weird. Have you ever noticed that the voice of that one girl, I forget her name, with the short brown hair sounds like Kagome?

WritingSecrets: Well, he didn't own any guys clothes until this chapter, so that kind of limited him as to what he could do.

Battle: Big whoppers with fries? Ur making me hungry! Don't choke on ur ramen! That would be an awful way to go! Dying from choking on ramen. Ur boyfriend's name is Hikaru? (Looks at picture) my mistake. Um...for ur review on ch.4, was somebody a little too bored after eating a lot of sugar? I luv shopping! You know what the strange thing is, I lost one of my shoes too. Their so easy to lose.

Drake220: Well, I draw. It's a hobby of mine. But I don't have a scanner to put it on...but my step-dad does! Maybe I could get him to let me use his. But if you want a pic, I could most certainly draw it! Just tell me what you'd want.

Blau1310: Thanks! Envelopes are fun!

InuYashaphr33k: Things like this amuse me too, but I'm easily amused.

Lgko: Thanks!

J 183: Thanks! And when did you change ur penname?

Elfin Kagome: Now that's funny! I bet they were wondering why you were running out of the room so suddenly.

Kuo: It is? I got it off of another anime that I briefly watched, and it was the name of a girl. Maybe it's one of those unisex names, like Sam, or Chris, or Alex.

Tiablue: Thanks, but I do have a question for you. What is lemon and slash humor? I read things where people say something is lemon or slash humor, but I don't know what they're talking bout.

Well everybody better be ready to review! Or I'll throw a book at you! Now REVIEW!