Hello everyone! How are all of you? Anyway thank you to all who Reviewed and my Beta who barely did anything…

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or One Piece, sadly. If I did it would be so much different, like Sakura would give up on Sasuke and go out with Naruto then Sasuke be happier that Sakura left him alone, now there's Ino. Oh! Ino would get a Mohawk! Next Hinata would go out with Gaara; they make a good couple… oh one more thing! I finally read all the Gaara Hinata fics! Yay for me! (My Beta thinks I'm crazy but she's crazier!)

Chapter 3

Inner Gaara (yes there is such thing) 'Why wouldn't it work? twitch Why! twitch twitch'

"Well glad that's over with." Zolo said sleepily

"Hey! You!" Nami yelled to Sakura

"Me?" Sakura asked

"Yeah. I love your hair!" Nami said

chat chat

"Hey, blonde boy!" Kakashi yelled

"My names Sanji." Sanji said

"Sanji, who's the orange hair girl?"

"Hey! That's my Nami... Who's the pink hair girl?"

"Sakura."

"Well, gotta go."

"Wait! Who's orange hair!"

"Nami, duh. Said that already!"

Kakashi flirts with Nami and Sanji flirts with Sakura. They both get slap in the end.

Naruto walks over to Usopp.

"Why is your nose so big?" Naruto asked rudely

"Why are so stupid?" Usopp asked rudely

Naruto kicked Usopp in the legs. Hard. Usopp fell to the ground, crying.

"Hi Lee!" Yelled Naruto in Lee's ear

"Hi" Lee said, more interested in Zolo's green hair

"What are you looking at?" Naruto said, getting shorter without moving.

"Nothing" Lee said looking back at Naruto "Naruto! You're sinking in sinking sand!" Naruto looked down, got worried, and then looked around.

"GAARA!" Naruto and Lee yelled

"No it's not!" Gaara said to Luffy, then heard Naruto and Lee. "Hold on Luffy. What!"

Naruto was just a head and an arm which Lee was pulling on, trying to keep Naruto from sinking all the way under.

Gaara sighed "Fine" Gaara said. With a movement of the hand from Gaara, Naruto shots out of the sand.

Everyone looks at the flying Naruto.

"Naruto you Idiot!" Sakura yelled

Wow that was shorter than I thought… Thank you to everyone especially to Gaara's otome, Tsunade-sama, lostmoonchild, Blackfiend, GREENEYEDLULU, and OnePieceChopper77. Oh that's everyone! Also I guess I'll thank my lazy, unclean, and boring Kakashilover (Just kidding)

Bye! I'll update soon!