Hello everyone! How are you? Anyway sorry again about not updating sooner. But I was working on a different Fan fiction! So don't be mad at me!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. But if I did I would make Ino have a Mohawk. Then Shikamaru would go out with Ino and would let his hair down. Choji would be skinnier. Lee would have a better outfit, too. Lastly Neji and Tenten would go out.
Go Canada!
Gaara and Luffy stood next to each other in silence. Gaara was in deep thought. And Luffy was just standing there in his on little world.
"…How do I kill you?" Gaara thought out loud
"Well you- wait! I'm not gonna tell you!" Luffy said
"You drown him in water!" Chopper yelled, popping out behind Luffy.
"Chopper!" Luffy yelled hitting Chopper in the head.
"Sand better" Gaara said
"No it's not. Sand sucks." Luffy said
"Sand is sooooo much better. It's easy to handle. So it's better than water."
"No. Water can do so many things than sand can." Luffy said
"Name them."
"Water can move without using anyones help. It can…" Luffy went on and on while Gaara shook his head.
-Later-
"… What were we fighting about?" Luffy asked.
"Something to do with sand." Gaara said
"No it wasn't. It was about water."
"Sand."
-Later-
"Water!" Luffy yelled
Gaara let out a deep sigh "I'm bored. You bore me. You boring person! … Goodbye." Gaara said walking away.
"Fine, Be that way! But it was about Water!" Luffy yelled. Luffy then walked over to Zolo. "Zolo, how do we get out of here?"
Zolo was half a sleep. "I don't know." Zolo woke up completely "Wait. How DO WE GET OUT OF HERE!" Zolo was in panic now. Luffy walked over to Gaara.
"Hey Gaara! What to play a game?" Luffy asked.
Gaara looked around to see if there was anything else to do. "I guess."
"Ok! You ask me a question than when I answer it I ask you one. Who ever get the most answers right wins!"
"I'll go first. Let's see. I'll start with an easy one for you. What is 2+2?"
"um…." Luffy stands there while Gaara walks off to find something else to do.
-Naruto-
Naruto lands in Konoha next to Tenten.
"Hi Tenten." Naruto said rubbing his head.
"What happen?" Tenten asks
"Gaara shot me in the air. I think he was trying to kill me again…"
"Oh, I see."
"Hey Tenten!" Neji said running towards them "Naruto?"
"Yo" Naruto said
"By the way where's Lee?" Tenten asks Naruto
"Why do you care so much!" Neji yelled
"Because."
"Why do you care so much? Are you jealous?" Naruto asked Neji. Neji got a little pink "Neji got a girlfriend! Neji got a girlfriend!"
"No I don't!" Neji yelled blushing a bright red
"Hey! Then what was all that last night!" Tenten yelled
"Tenten! You weren't suppose to tell anyone!" Neji yelled
"um…" Naruto stepped away from them. "So who's going to take me to Lee and everyone?" Naruto asked
I tried to make it longer so be happy! Thank you to all the reviewers, even my betta. I'm sorry I picked on you. Now can you stop hitting me? Please?
Bye, Bye! I'll try and update soon!
