WARNING! This fic contains horny teenagers and sexual/adult situations, that's why it's an R rated fic, so IF you are not comfortable whit this; LEAVE AND DON'T BOTHER FLAMING ME BECAUSE YOU ARE OFFENDED! YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO READ IT!

BTW: This fic is not going to be very descriptive when it comes to sexual situations.

A/N: Please don't take anything I write in this story too seriously!

Disclaimer: I don't own any DBZ characters! I'm writing this for my own amusement, but I certainly hope you'll enjoy reading it!

Viagra and Saiyans Don't Mix

Last Time

And then Gohan fell to the floor, unconscious.

Confused, Videl then looked up…

Chapter 3

And screamed…

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

That is, until a white gloved hand was slapped over her mouth, effectively silencing her.

"Relax brat! Green Bean over there is not going to eat you!" the male behind her said, his gruff voice stern but none threatening. He then to moved in front of her so she could see him.

Her eyes widened. She had seen him at one of the many boring parties her farther had dragged her along to.

'Mr. Briefs? What the hell is he doing here?' she abruptly calmed down.

Seeing her change in behavior Vegeta removed his hand slowly, "Now, Green Bean here," he gestured towards Piccolo,"is going to materialize a new set of clothes for you…" he trailed off and walked over to see how Gohan was doing.

"Pheromones…" He grunted and looked over at Piccolo who was just about to give Videl her new clothes.

"Yeah, I know. But he is releasing far too many for this to be normal…" he said, not looking at Vegeta. "Now sit still." Piccolo placed his hands so they hovered about a cm above her shoulders, careful not to touch her.

Videl mentally sighed in relief when he didn't touch her, but was a bit wary when his hands started to glow and before she realized it she was wearing her usual outfit.

"Wha?" she blinked a couple of times and shook her head before she turned towards Vegeta who was now inspecting unconscious form of her attacker.

She then curled up on the couch and looked over at Gohan's limp form on the floor. He was lying on the side facing her way so she could see his peaceful face. She smiled slightly when she saw that he was drooling on the floor.

'That is so cute! ...in a disgusting kind of way that is…/yawn/ I'm exhausted … I'll just close my eyes for a little bit …' Videl thought tiredly.

A half minute later she was asleep on the couch.

Meanwhile, Piccolo had walked over to see what Vegeta had found. Vegeta sensed Piccolo coming over to stand beside him and spoke not looking away from the man on the floor.

"The idiot here tried to rape the brat's mate… It's a wonder he isn't dead…" Vegeta then rolled the unconscious man around so he was lying on his back. He looked up at Piccolo briefly before turning his gaze away again. Vegeta stood and crossed his arms over his chest.

Vegeta glanced over at Videl sleeping on the couch, "we need to get the two of them back to Capsule Corp. before they wake up." he said, sounding annoyed. "You take the girl, I'll take the boy."

"Why?"

"Because, Namek, you're asexual. Your scent on her won't anger the brat; he can smell that and will not see you as an opponent trying to take away his soon to be mate…" he picked up Gohan and threw him over his shoulder.

"Oh…" was Piccolo's response. He walked over to Videl, picked her up, bridal-style, and turned to the impatient prince.

And without another word, they took of to CC.


CAPSULE CORP.

When Vegeta and Piccolo arrived at CC. they walked into the kitchen where they could feel Bulma's ki.

Bulma looked up from her mug of coffee and nearly fell out of her chair at the sight of them.

Without another word she got up and started walking towards the med. Bay, Prince and Namek in tow.

Once there Vegeta asked for Bulma to get a set of ki-restrains where after he discarded Gohan's limp body on the examining table (is that right?). He then proceeded to take off Gohan's shoes and watch.

Bulma entered the room just as Vegeta placed the newly removed things on a little table standing nearby. She handed the ki-restrains over to Vegeta and looked at him questioningly.

"Why are you going to give him ki-restrains on?" she asked her mate.

"Some idiot tried to rape Kakarot's brat's chosen mate over there," he pointed over at Piccolo who still had Videl in his arms. "and Kakarot's brat nearly had sex with her in a bank so we'll have to chain him to a wall. He's releasing an extremely big amount of pheromones at the moment and will do anything to mate with her… He must have consumed some drugs or something to provoke this… It's not a normal heat and I don't know if his body can take it…" Vegeta answered while he gave Gohan the ki-restrains on, which consisted of two ankle rings, two wrist rings and a neck ring made of very strong metal Bulma had made a while back.

"Okay then, I'm just going to take a blood sample from Gohan so we can find out what exactly s going on…" she turned to Piccolo, "Oh and Piccolo there is an extra bed in that room over there where you can put the girl." She pointed to a door right behind him before walking over to a big medicine cabinet and found a syringe, some disinfectant, a bit of cotton wool and a roll of medical tape.

Walking back to Gohan's bed she proceeded to cleanse the skin in the crook of his right elbow before inserting the needle into the big vein there, drawing a few ml. of blood. Drawing out the needle she took the small container with blood and placed in a little metal bowl standing on the small table from before. She quickly pressed a piece of cotton to the tiny wound and fastened it with a piece of tape. She then bent his arm up and looked over at Vegeta.

"Make sure his arm stays like that for at least fifteen minutes so it won't bleed." She said absentmindedly before walking to her lab with the blood sample.

Vegeta just snorted and walked over to the softest piece of wall he could find to lean against.

A few seconds later Piccolo walked back into the room and sat down in an empty corner to meditate.

….

Twenty or so minutes later Bulma reentered the room and walked over to a very grumpy looking Vegeta.

"His blood is being tested as we speak, but it will be at least an hour before we'll get the result… I better call Chichi…" she shuddered at the thought. "Ugh! Why me! ... Oh! And before you forget, Vegeta, you better chain Gohan to a wall before he wakes up…" she gave him a chaste kiss on the cheek and went out in the search for a phone.

"Humph..." He shook his head and thought for a moment. 'Hn, we can't put him in here… I guess we could use the spare Gravity Room that isn't being used. We'll just have to fasten the chains to the wall… easy enough…'

He turned to Piccolo, "I assume you know were the extra Gravity Room is." Vegeta stated and continued when Piccolo nodded. "Take the brat and meet me there in 5 minutes. I have to find the unbreakable chains the woman has somewhere in her lab." He walked out the same door Bulma had disappeared through.


A little boring, nee? ... MWAHAHA! blink

To the reviewers: (before it got deleted and I had to censor it. I don't feel like removing my old responses to the reviewers.)

Nickel Hound: Hmmm well… in my head I imagined, like you said in your review, that the Viagra pills works more like an aphrodisiac because he's a half-saiyan. And no, I haven't posted this story before. I've been working on this fic for ages and I only just got the guts to post it. Thank you for reviewing!

Curtis: Thank you for pointing the little mistake I made… I just can't believe I missed it!

SSGohanStrife: I really can't tell you how long the story is going to get, but I'm guessing there is going to be around 8 chapters when it is done.

The rest of you and the ones above: Thanks for reviewing; it means a lot to me!

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