WARNING! This fic contains horny teenagers and sexual/adult situations, that's why it's an R rated fic, so IF you are not comfortable whit this; LEAVE AND DON'T BOTHER FLAMING ME BECAUSE YOU ARE OFFENDED! YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO READ IT!
BTW: This fic is not going to be very descriptive when it comes to sexual situations.
A/N: Please don't take anything I write in this story too seriously!
Disclaimer: I don't own any DBZ characters! I'm writing this for my own amusement, but I certainly hope you'll enjoy reading it!
Viagra and Saiyans Don't Mix
Last Time
He turned to Piccolo, "I assume you know were the extra Gravity Room is." Vegeta stated and continued when Piccolo nodded. "Take the brat and meet me there in 5 minutes. I have to find the unbreakable chains the woman has somewhere in her lab." He walked out the same door Bulma had disappeared through.
Chapter 4
Bulma walked into the living room and glared at the phone for about 2 minutes before she hesitantly started to dial the number to the Son household. It rang a couple of times before it was picked up at the other end.
"Son household, Chichi speaking." a VERY happy Chichi answered.
She cringed, "...Hi Chi... it's Bulma."
"Oh, hi Bulma! Why are you calling? Did the boys get into trouble again... I swear if-"she started, but Bulma cut her off before she could begin to rant.
"No, no! The boys haven't done anything!" 'I hope... I completely forgot about them!'
"Then what is it?" Chichi urged.
She cleared her throat nervously before continuing. "Well, th-there's something wrong with Gohan..."
"WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY BABY!" Chichi shrieked hysterically, nearly popping Bulma's eardrums.
"Calm down Chichi and get over here as fast as you can! I'll tell when you get here!" she said and hung up.
'Maybe I should check up on the girl...' Bulma thought and walked back to the med. Lab.
As Vegeta had said, he arrived at the Gravity Room five minutes later and entered, he could sense Piccolo and Gohan's ki inside the room.
Inside the GR Gohan was lying on the floor whilst Piccolo was leaning against the wall with closed eyes, waiting for Vegeta to arrive.
Without saying a word Vegeta walked over and fastened the chains to the wall and let the metal cool of before pulling at them to see if it would hold. It did, and so he picked up Gohan's still limp body and attached the ki-restrains around his wrists and neck to the chains.
"I'm going to see what the woman is doing. Stay here in case he wakes up. Raise your ki if something happens." Vegeta said before leaving the room again.
When the door closed behind Vegeta, Piccolo sat down and began to meditate.
Back at the med. bay Videl was starting to wake. She blinked a couple of times and rubbed her eyes briefly before scanning her surroundings.
She was in relatively large white room with no windows. The only furniture in the room was a small beige colored couch with a little table in front of it, a small TV on top, and of course the bed she was lying in plus the nightstand to the left of the bed. Then she noticed a door to her right which she assumed to be the bathroom.
'Where am I? ... I don't remember...' she sat up and buried her face in her hands, closing her eyes, trying to remember what happened earlier.
Her eyes snapped open and she slowly sat up straight as the memories of the earlier events at the bank came back to her.
'...Fuck!' she thought as her face started to imitate a ripe tomato.
She was shaken out of her reverie by the sound of a door closing and looked up to see none other than THE Bulma Briefs smiling at her.
"Oh! You're awake!" she said walking over to her, "How are you feeling? You look a little flushed… Do you want anything? Food? Water? Shower?"
Slightly stunned by all the questions thrown her way, it took some time before Videl could answer.
"Uhn... I- I'm a little tired and I haven't eaten since breakfast, so a little food wouldn't be so bad... and a bath would be nice. Where am I anyway? ...Where's Gohan!" she said, panicking slightly.
"Shh, it's alright! Just calm down and let me explain." Bulma soothed before continuing, "As you probably already have guessed, I am Bulma Briefs but I am also Gohan's godmother. My mate and his friend Piccolo brought you here after you fell asleep in the bank-"she was cut short when Vegeta entered the room. He walked over.
"Oh, hi Vegeta! Did you get Gohan settled? Where did you put him?"
"I chained the brat to the wall in the spare GR and I left Green Bean there with him in case he wakes up. Have you gotten any results from the test yet?"
"That's good! And no, I haven't. After I called Chichi I thought it was best if I checked up on... What's your name, I think I forgot to ask..." she turned to Videl.
"M-my name is Videl, Videl Satan..."
"Well, that's priceless! Trust Kakarot's brat to choose that big oaf's daughter as his mate!" Vegeta snorted in amusement.
"HEY! He may act like an idiot, but he is still my father!" Videl said angrily, glaring at Vegeta.
Bulma swatted Vegeta none too gently in the back of his head with her special spatula made of the same unbreakable metal as the chains, making him yelp in surprise. A few seconds later though he was growling at her softly while nursing the newly formed bump on his head.
"Now, Vegeta, behave and be a good little saiyan prince and tell Videl what is inevitably going to happen later with her and Gohan. Or NO nookie for YOU tonight! ...While you do that, I'll go down to kitchen and make Videl something to eat." She said, kissing his cheek before walking out of the room again, swaying her hips seductively.
Vegeta looked after Bulma somewhat nonchalantly, but if you knew where to look you would notice his tail twitch anxiously around his waist, whereas Videl was looking downright mortified...
WAY too much information!
"Girl" Vegeta suddenly said, startling Videl out of her trance-like state.
"Uh, yes?"
"Brat. I'm only going to tell you this once so listen carefully! I presume you don't know what a saiyan is..."
"... I don't" Videl confirmed, looking at him oddly. "But can I please take a bath first, I feel icky."
"Hn…" Vegeta grunted and walked over to lean against the wall.
About 45 minutes later Gohan began to wake up...
"... Nnnng hah ah... V-Vi... /pant pant/ Uhnn"
Piccolo opened his eyes and looked over at his former pupil who was squirming around where he sat, banging his head against the wall, panting heavily.
"Gohan" he said, but got no reply.
After calling Gohan's name three times without response Piccolo walked over so he stood in front of him.
"Gohan, stop it!"
He grasped Gohan's chin and lifted so he could see his face. Gohan started growling at him, glowing amber eyes glaring up at him.
Piccolo let go backing away slowly and raised his ki to signal Vegeta.
"So you're basically saying that Gohan is half alien, I'm his mate and I'm going to loose my virginity to him soon because he's in heat?" Videl said disbelievingly.
"Yes" Vegeta all but snarled.
"I don't believe you," she said flatly. "I have no reason to."
Vegeta was by now, just about ready to nail Videl in the face, but Piccolo unknowingly saved her by raising his ki.
Vegeta smirked.
"If you don't believe me then follow me, we're going to pay the brat a little visit." He said before stalking out of the room, Videl close behind.
Soon Vegeta stopped and walked over to a small control panel beside a big heavy looking metal door. He pressed a button where after the door slid open slowly.
The room was obviously soundproof because not a sound, besides the sliding of the door could be heard until the door was slightly open. Videl's eyes widened a 'tad' when she heard low growling and chains rattling.
When Vegeta stepped into the room the growling intensified and after hesitating a few seconds Videl swallowed loudly and entered the room.
Bulma was just about to pull something very chunky out of the oven when Chichi stormed into the kitchen.
"WHERE IS MY BABY!" she screeched, but Bulma was unfazed and just sat the 'supposed' food on the tabletop where after she sat down by the kitchen table, motioning for Chichi to do the same.
"Chichi, have you drugged Gohan?" Bulma asked sternly.
"No... why?" Chichi said nervously.
"Gohan has gone into some kind of provoked heat. He nearly had sex with a girl in a bank but Vegeta and Piccolo came just in time to stop it. To make it worse, his tail is back and he is very violent. We had to give him ki-restrains on and chain him to a wall in the spare GR. So I ask you again Chi, have you been giving Gohan any drugs without him knowing about it?"
"It was probably Trunks and Goten-"
"...Chi" Bulma cut her off warningly.
"…."
"... What would you say if I said I've mixed Gohan's Fruit Loops with a bottle of Viagra pills
this morning?" Chichi said quietly, almost looking guilty.
Bulma imitated a fish for a moment before she caught her bearings. "I can't believe you! A whole bottle! And you didn't even know what it would do to him! And you call yourself a mother!" Bulma fumed before looking at her wristwatch.
"I have to go, Gohan's blood test should be done by now... Chi, maybe you should make yourself useful and cook some food for the boys." She said before leaving Chichi alone in the kitchen.
"...ok"
'Hmm, I better check what Trunks and Goten is doing before I go to the lab... Please, please, PLEASE let them be in Trunks's room!'
Luckily Trunks's room wasn't that far away so it wouldn't take long to get there.
/knock knock/ "Trunks? Goten? Are you in there?"
When she got no response she opened the door and was met by the sight of two, fast asleep, demi-saiyan children lying in a heap on Trunks's bed, candy wrappers strewn all over the floor.
Bulma sweatdropped.
'They must've found my stash of sedative candy I was testing... Looks like it worked... YES! ...Good, they shouldn't wake up until tomorrow afternoon.'
Smiling slightly, she closed the door and left.
To the reviewers: (once again old.)
Dbzqueen1600: I don't really think she had time to be embarrassed about her bodily exposure at the bank and I have an inkling that she was a wee bit foggy upstairs… Did that make sense to you? About the chapter lengths… I don't know, I just write and when I feel I can't get further, I start a new chapter. For some reason it just makes it easier for me to do it that way, so I don't think they'll get longer than 2000 words per chapter.
Luna's Meow: I'm sorry if Chichi's try to weasel out of the situation didn't please you… I just couldn't come up with anything/grumbles/
Trunks-lover5: I'm glad you like my story and I'm sorry if you think Vegeta is a little OOC, but lets pretend I'm just making Veggie a little softer around the edges… ;)
Erythorbic: Thanks! I can see what you mean… I have removed the comment parentheses and hopefully they won't pop up again!
Dela-Vegeta Satan: You like my lemon? ...Well, then you'll probably be happy to hear that there is going to be some lemony goodness in the next chapter… hehe /smirks/
To everybody: Thank you for reviewing!
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