A/N: Please don't take anything I write in this story too seriously!
Disclaimer: I don't own any DBZ characters! I'm writing this for my own amusement, but I certainly hope you'll enjoy reading it!
Viagra and Saiyans Don't MixLast Time
knock knock "Trunks? Goten? Are you in there?"
When she got no response she opened the door and was met by the sight of two, fast asleep, demi-saiyan children lying in a heap on Trunks's bed, candy wrappers strewn all over the floor.
Bulma sweatdropped.
'They must've found my stash of sedative candy… Looks like it worked… YES! ...Good, they shouldn't wake up until tomorrow afternoon.'
Smiling slightly, she closed the door and left.
Chapter 5
Gohan growled and barred his fangs at Vegeta, who he thought was standing way too close to HIS female!
"Put a sock in it!" Vegeta said annoyed and emitted a strange sound that sounded like something caught between a growl and a trill, but it seemed to calm down Gohan somewhat.
He turned to Videl and tried to get her attention but she was so into starring at the panting and extremely hot demi-saiyan who was chained to the wall, face flushed, eyes half lidded and drool running down her chin.
"Girl…"
No response.
"GIRL!" Vegeta roared in her ear.
"Hmmmmh…" she moaned, not really paying attention.
Vegeta rolled his eyes before he shoved a capsule into her hand and began explaining what it contained, but the only words Videl registered was; capsule, food, bed, keys and… SEX! Her eyes widened and she shook her head repeatedly before she was able to concentrate on Vegeta again.
"Welcome back to the surface, brat! Now listen here. I'm going to give you the keys to the chains, so you can do with him as you please…" Vegeta smirked slyly at her before addressing Piccolo, "Let's go Green Bean, we're leaving… Unless, of course, you would like to stay and watch the show…" he said walking out the door with a big smirk on his face, Piccolo quickly following.
Down at the lab Bulma was looking at Gohan's blood sample.
"Hmm, interesting…" Bulma mumbled as she read through Gohan's journal.
:Vegeta, get down here: Bulma called through their bond.
:Hn. What is it:
:I just read the results from Gohan's blood sample and I found something…:
:Coming: Vegeta replied, sounding unusually… chipper?
'No…' Bulma shuddered, shaking her head in denial. 'I'm just imagining things…'
Vegeta entered the room and walked over to stand behind Bulma. Looking over her shoulder he brought his arms around her thin waist bringing her closer.
"What did you want me to see?" he asked, nuzzling her neck affectionately while his hands began to roam her body.
"Vegeta… what are you doi- mhph! … Mmmh" he cut off her question by turning her around swiftly and pressing their lips together, his tongue licking her lower lip, asking for entrance.
Needless to say, Bulma quickly forgot why Vegeta came in the first place and wrapped her arms around his neck, entwining her fingers in his soft, flame shaped hair, bringing his head closer for better access.
THUMP!
Insert lemon
"What was that for?" Bulma asked breathlessly.
Vegeta avoided her question by asking one of his own.
:What was it you wanted to tell me: he questioned, burying his nose in her hair, breathing in deeply.
Being used to not getting her questions answered, she snuggled closer to his warm body. She would get it out of him later…
"FUCK!" Bulma suddenly exclaimed, jumped up from the floor and started to put her clothes on hurriedly.
Poor Vegeta just looked at her utterly confused, his tail lying limply on the floor.
Inside the GR Videl was experimenting a little…
"Vi- /pant/ del…/pant/" Gohan whimpered as he tried to reach her, but she remained sitting in front of him with her legs spread wide, just out of his reach, taunting him.
Licking her lips, Videl began to talk.
"Prove yourself worthy… Come and make me yours…" she said, tilting her head to the side, exposing her neck while sliding her hand slowly down between her parted legs.
Gohan began to make an effort to get his price, pulling the chains with all his might. His ki started to fluctuate wildly around him. A few seconds later the chains broke away from the wall where they had been fastened earlier and Gohan collapsed on the floor, face down, breathing unevenly.
"Gohan, are you ok?... Gohan, answer me!" Videl exclaimed, kneeling beside him. His only answered though, was a low whine as she turned him over gently so he was lying on his side, before she placed his head in her lap.
Suddenly his face contoured in pain and he closed his eyes tightly, letting out a strained groan.
"Oh my God Gohan, did I hurt you? I'm sorry!" Videl asked distressed, afraid she had hurt him somehow.
"No… didn't hurt… me… it feels li- like my insides are… burning up..." Gohan managed to choke out, breathing rather harshly afterwards, curling into a fetal position. He whimpered as the pain in his gut steadily got worse and Videl tried to calm him down, stroking his hair gently.
Then she remembered the capsule Vegeta had handed her earlier and opened the capsule. As the smoke cleared she could see a king-sized bed with a capsule case lying on top of the crimson coloured satin sheets.
"Gohan, I need to get you over to the bed." Videl said before hooking her arms under his, dragging him backwards, over to the bed. Getting him onto the bed was another story, but she managed without too much difficulty.
As the minutes went by Gohan's condition only got worse and Videl had tried to get help more than once but Gohan wouldn't let her go, he was hurting and scarred and Videl could feel it like a dull throbbing in the back of her head.
She looked through the rest of the capsules and found a miniature fridge stuffed with various food and drinks. She pulled out a bottle of water and moved back onto the bed, trying to get Gohan to drink which turned out to be difficult.
He turned his head away from the bottle.
"Gohan, maybe the water will make you feel better." Videl urged, her voice cracking a little.
When she finally did get some of the water down his throat, it came back up again along with his breakfast. Luckily all of it ended up on the floor.
His face looked ashen and his eyes were clouded with pain. Seeing him this way, made her want to break down and cry.
"Gohan, I'm sorry, I'm sorry…" Videl choked, wrapping her arms around him comfortingly as he leaned against her, using her shoulder as a pillow. She kissed his temple tenderly.
Rocking him like a mother would a small child she began to sing softly for him while petting his tail which had coiled around her wrist making him purr in content as the pain lessened slowly.
Fatigue took over and he fell asleep moments later. Videl soon followed.
"WHAT THE HELL! ONNA GET BACK HERE!" Vegeta yelled as he swiftly pulled his pants on again before storming after Bulma who had run of somewhere after her little outburst.
"ONNA!"
"VEGETA, GET OVER HERE!" standing in front of the entranceto GR Videl and Gohan occupied, trying to get inside.
"Did you change the code!" Bulma asked, sounding frantic.
"Yeah I did, why?" Vegeta said, crossing his arms over his bare torso. "Do you want to watch the show?" he snorted in amusement. 'I knew she was a pervert, but this is new…'
"Vegeta, I'm serious! If the tests are right there isn't even a show and there won't be one for a long time! Now open the damn door!" Bulma bellowed.
"Don't get your panties in a twist…" Vegeta said, walking over to the control panel to punch in the code.
"For your information buddy, I don't have any panties on right now…" she retorted before walking past him, pinching his butt on the way into the GR.
"GRR! ONNA!"
Authors Note:
If you want to read the uncensored version, go read the note I've postedto get more info.
To my reviewers!
WithoutASoull: Lol! Aren't you an enthusiastic one! Thank you VERY much Heather!
Ragnorak: Thank you! And I intend to finish this story, but it might take a while because I'm a wee bit slow… looks sheepish
Fireeyes: Well… I hope this chapter has matched your expectations!
SSJ3MysticGohan: Really? I have humor? And I'll have to agree with you, they can be annoying at times, but not always. Actually I forgot all about the two of them… whispers but don't tell Chichi. normal I don't know what I'm going to do to them. When I wrote the lemon though, I had this idea about Trunks sleepwalking… and him walking in and interrupting them. But obviously I threw that idea out of the window…
Anonymously amused: THANK YOU! You've made me so happy with your review! I'm glad you think my English is good since it is my second language. And yet another person who thinks my story is funny… I'm shocked! I know that the chapters are short and I'm sorry about that, but, I guess you'll just have to live with that… sighs
Elincia Nightengale: Well I have reviewed your story and I hope I haven't lost one of my reviewers because I'm bad at giving advice. Every teenager's wet dream, eh? LOL!
Luna's Meow: Yeah, I really liked how the little scene with Bulma and Vegeta turned out, LOL! But the part with Chichi was lousy! grumbles
dbzqueen1600: Thanks! I really hope the chapter was worth the wait, and I'm sorry if it wasn't… (A fanfiction author)
Hiaburi: LOL! Very motivating review!
Nickel Hound: My birthday was okay! I got an MP3 player! jumps up and down
FluffieGirlie: Thank you very much!
zfighter1989: Well, I've updated! Hope you like!
Angel sakura blossom: LOL! Interesting indeed!
Gopu: Thank you!
Onnimo: I'll try to be faster with the updates, but I won't promise anything…
FoxyFire: Yeah, I know I'm not old, but that was how I felt at the time… I guess it would be kind of scary to be Videl in this story, but I'm sure she can handle it! As for the heat, it's a fan created phenomenon which have been use pretty often in other fics, so it's nothing new. Thank you for reviewing!
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