WARNING! This fic contains horny teenagers and sexual/adult situations, that's why it's an R rated fic, so IF you are not comfortable whit this; LEAVE AND DON'T BOTHER FLAMING ME BECAUSE YOU ARE OFFENDED! YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO READ IT!

A/N: Please don't take anything I write in this story too seriously!

Disclaimer: I don't own any DBZ characters! I'm writing this for my own amusement, but I certainly hope you'll enjoy reading it!

Viagra and Saiyans Don't Mix

Last Time

"Don't get your panties in a twist…" Vegeta said, walking over to the control panel to punch in the code.

"For your information buddy, I don't have any panties on right now…" she retorted before walking past him, pinching his butt on the way into the GR.

"GRR! ONNA!"

Chapter 6

The instant Bulma and Vegeta entered the room; Videl woke up with a start as they made quite a ruckus.

"Oh Bulma, thank God! Gohan is sick and I tried to get help, but Gohan wouldn't let me leave." Videl explained.

"Well I would have come earlier, but Vegeta's libido got in the way!" Bulma said while checking up on Gohan.

Videl blushed, her cheeks taking on a peculiar shade of red.

"I think it's best if we don't move him, I'll send one of the robots to clean up…" She hesitated before continuing, "I talked with Chichi awhile ago… she confessed she'd put a whole bottle of Viagra in Gohan's breakfast this morning but it is far more than his body can't process and it is making him sick."

"When and how will he get better Bulma?" Videl asked concerned looking at still sleeping Gohan.

"He'll probably have to stay in bed for a couple of days to rest. I don't think he'll be able to keep down anything other than soup and water, but it'll help 'flush' the drugs out of his system." Bulma replied.

"Wait a minute Woman! It is very dangerous for a saiyan not to get any substantial food for a longer period of time…" Vegeta said and shuddered inwardly at the thought.

"Since when did you begin to care Vegeta? It is 'Kakarott's Brat' we are talking about after all! And anyway, do YOU have a better suggestion? Hmm?" Bulma snapped, obviously upset by the whole situation.

"Calm down woman! You don't have to bite my head off!" The prince sighed in exasperation before grapping her wrists. "I'll have you know that a saiyan will go insane if starved for days. It is one of our greatest weaknesses. Frieza, of course, knew this and used it to his advantage…" he trailed off and cleared his throat, "I'm just telling you to be careful or you might accidentally kill him instead." And with that he abruptly left the room.

"I guess…" Bulma gulped nervously.

"Yeah…" Videl agreed, plopping down on the bed beside Gohan who was twitching in his sleep.

"What are we going to do Bulma?" Videl asked, looking miserable.

"The only thing we can do is try my earlier suggestion; we just have to be extra cautious. We can try to feed him some mashed vegetables with the soup to see if he can keep it on his stomach. Other than that we can only hope and pray that he'll pull through." She turned to leave. "I'll go make the preparations. There will be a cleaning bot here shortly, Videl. Get some rest, you look tired." She left quietly and walked towards the kitchen.

Reaching her goal she ordered Chichi to make some broth and vegetable puree for Gohan before checking up on the still slumbering devil duo.

The following days passed in a blur for Videl. Between feeding a now feverish Gohan and calming him down when he was hallucinating, she got very little to no sleep at all. She had talked with her father and he took the whole situation surprisingly well. He even came over with some of her belongings and called the school telling them that Videl would be absent for an unknown amount of time.

Chichi of course also called the school but told them that Gohan was suffering from a bad case of stomach flu and that she didn't know when e would recover enough to attend classes once again. She was depressed because was the cause of her baby's suffering and buried herself in housework, mainly cooking, which pleased the other three saiyans immensely, to pass the time.

Bulma took a blood sample from Gohan every day to survey his condition while Piccolo and Vegeta trained with the terror twins to keep them occupied.

After a week of hungerpains, hallucinations and high fever Gohan had recovered enough to eat 'real' food and walk around a little, though he never left the room.

Videl was very relieved when Gohan returned to 'normal' but quickly found out that his heat still remained. He bit her shortly after that and she didn't protest but he was still too weak to mate with her for real so he settled with marking his territory instead.

Two days later Erasa called Videl's cell as she was getting more than a little worried about her best friend. She had asked the school but they hadn't been all that informative. Videl told her where she was, but not why and invited her and Sharpener to visit after she had asked Bulma if it were okay with her. Eventually they agreed for them to come the next day around noon.

As promised, Erasa and Sharpener stood in front of the gates to Capsule Corp. the next day at noon. They had no idea what to do and Erasa was just about to push a button on the intercom when a fancy car stopped in front of the gates. The driver rolled down the window and stuck her head out, it was Bulma.

"Hey, you must be Erasa and Sharpener, Videl and Gohan's friends from school. Wait a sec and I'll open the gates. Just walk to the front, I need to park the car then I'll be there." She instructed before driving past the now open passage.

The two teens stood dumbfounded for a few seconds but quickly did as they were told.

Bulma walked up to them and introduced herself while opening the front door. "Hi! I'm Bulma, but you probably already know that. Come on I'll take you to Videl and Gohan. I'm sure Videl will appreciate your company but I'm not so sure about Gohan though. I'm sure you don't have anything to fear Erasa, but if I were you Sharpener I would keep a low profile… Here we are!" she said and stopped in front of the door to the GR. She pushed a button on the intercom beside the door and began to speak. "Videl, your friends are here!"

There was no answer for a few seconds before Videl responded. "Sorry, Gohan is being a bit difficult at the moment. Grrr, Gohan, cut it OUT! ...Okay I'm going to open the door now- Gohan, STOP IT RIGHT NOW! I MEAN IT!" Loud rustling and occasional banging could be heard in the background. Erasa and Sharpener looked at each other and sweatdropped. Weird…

The door opened and Bulma ushered them inside just before the door closed again.

"Hi Videl!" Erasa exclaimed happily when she saw her best friend and was about to storm over to give her a hug but was stopped by Videl.

"Erasa, don't! No quick movements or loud sounds please. You too Sharpener." Videl said as she felt Gohan tense; ready to defend his mate if necessary.

:Clam down Gohan, it's just Erasa and Sharpener, our best friends! Remember: Videl soothed through their fragile bond and it seemed to work because the saiyan relaxed and brought his burly arms around her waist, burying his nose in her ebony locks, ignoring his friends completely. Videl sighed loudly and rolled her eyes.

The peace was short-lived though when Sharpener walked over to stand beside Erasa. Gohan's head snapped up as he heard something moving towards him and his mate. He glared, his amber eyes turning to slits as a growl rose from his throat. His tail began thumping on the bed, clearly showing his annoyance.

"He doesn't seem all that happy to see me Videl…" Sharpener stuttered nervously when Gohan, who were sitting with Videl in his lap, growled louder.

"Relax Sharpener, as long as you don't touch and/or flirt with me Gohan will leave you be, but I suggest that you give Erasa a kiss and have skin contact with her to show him you have no interest in me." Videl reassured him while petting Gohan's tail to pacify him.

Sharpener looked at Videl like she had grown a second head and glanced over at Erasa who just shrugged and drew him down for a kiss when he hesitated.

"You should be proud that he even fells threaded by you Sharpener… you must have a high ki-level or something." Videl grinned and motioned for them to come and sit on the bed beside her and Gohan.

Gohan had calmed down but growled faintly when Sharpener sat on the bed with Erasa on his lap. "Oh, hush!" the ebony haired girl reprimanded her mate and flicked his nose, which she knew were sensitive, making him yelp at the sudden pain.

"Now, behave!" she ordered, giving his tail a squeeze for extra measure.

"Erm… Videl? Why is nerd boy behaving like an animal and since when did he have a tail?"

Here you go, the very long awaited chapter 6! Go me!

Or maybe not……

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