A/N: Please don't take anything I write in this story too seriously!
Disclaimer: I don't own any DBZ characters! I'm writing this for my own amusement, but I certainly hope you'll enjoy reading it!
Viagra and Saiyans Don't MixLast Time
"Erm… Videl? Why is nerd boy behaving like an animal and since when did he have a tail?"
Chapter 7
"Sharpener, as your friend I advice you to refrain from insulting Gohan anymore. You are in his territory and if he wants to, he can snap your neck in a nanosecond. He is quite violent at the moment and even I can't stop him…" okay, so that was a little white lie, but they didn't know that. She smirked evilly at their shocked faces, this was so much fun!
"Don't worry Sharp, I'll warn you if necessary. Anyway, as you can see, Gohan here isn't acting normal right now- St-stop Gohan! That tickles! Ow! Gohan, what have I told you about biting!" Videl yelled, socking him in the head to emphasis. "Stupid saiyan! Go annoy someone else while I talk to Erasa and Sharpener." She said and pushed him away from her forcefully.
Gohan whined loudly before lying down on the big bed, he didn't feel up to anything at the moment and settled with keeping an eye on the two visitors. Erasa in particular because she seemed familiar to him and Videl had told him that the two teens were their friends. He also remembered the blond male being interested in his mate, though it now looked as if he was courting he blond female instead. He wanted to test that theory…
Videl just finished telling their friends about what had occurred the past couple of days, when Gohan made his first move.
"Wow Videl! You are so lucky! That is so roma- wahh... Vi-Videl what is he doing?" Erasa stammered, squirming when Gohan abruptly pulled her into his lap and began 'sniffing around'. Videl was about to pull Gohan away when he send her a wave of mischievousness through their mind link.
'I wonder what he is up to… Hopefully nothing too bad, but I think know what it is.' Then she got an idea and had to squash the urge to smirk.
"Oh, I don't know Erasa. Gohan could be interested in you. Vegeta told me that saiyan-jin males can have more than one mate if they desire, but I'm not sure." Videl said nonchalantly, trying to make the lie sound more convincing.
Just then Sharpener, who had been looking on in horror as 'Nerd Boy' groped HIS Erasa, snapped out of his daze as he registered exactly what Videl had just told them.
"WHAT! GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER RIGHT NOW NERD BOY!" Sharpener yelled angrily and sprung to his feet. Grapping Erasa around the waist he pulled her away from Gohan roughly and maneuvered her so she was standing behind him.
"You really shouldn't have done that Sharp…" Videl said, having a hard time holding back a laugh.
Growling, Gohan stood and began advancing on the blonds slowly, fangs barred.
Though Sharpener looked like he was about to piss in his pants, he wouldn't budge. Walking over so he was standing right in front of the blond, he growled.
Sharpener swallowed audibly and gathered his courage. 'I just know I'm going to regret this…'
Rising up to his full height and barred his own teeth at Gohan, hoping desperately that the saiyan would back off because he now was slightly bigger than Gohan.
After standing like that for a minute, a smirk found its way to Gohan's lips. Without a second glance Gohan turned around and sauntered over to Videl like nothing had happened.
Videl looked at Sharpener and tried hard to keep a straight face but the expression he adorned were so grotesque that she couldn't stop herself from laughing.
"What the hell is so funny Videl? HE NEARLY KILLED ME!" Sharpener bellowed, his face red with anger.
Videl took a couple of deep breaths, grateful that Gohan had his arms around her waist so she wouldn't fall on her arse.
"Chill Sharp, he just wanted to be sure that you didn't desirer to mate with me. If you hadn't defended Erasa like you did, I don't know if you would be standing there now- Gohan stop that! I'm talking and I can't concentrate if you're eating my neck!-" she barely managed to hold back the moan that threatened to escape when she felt Gohan harden behind her, his body temperature skyrocketing.
'I guess this means that the 'wooing' is over…' Videl thought and wrestled out of Gohan's grasp.
"Okay it's time for you two to get the hell out of here if you don't want a show! The 'wooing' is apparently over…" she said before Gohan tackled her, pining her to the floor.
"Tell Bulma!"
Needless to say the blondes didn't need to be told twice as turned to them and let out threatening growl.
Long time eh? I know it is short but it felt like a good place to stop.
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