Greed nods slowly.

"She's still a creation of Ishballa to your people... All children are... if she wasn't, Kims couldn't have concieved... true?"

"..." Scar gave Greed a look that clearly stated 'Shut the hell up before I rip your head off and give it to Dante.'

"That is not a creation of Ishballa."

Greed laughs.

"yes she is... by your religon, ishballa created all people... they are born into his light. But some turn from the true path, Andoria being so young cannot have turned from the true path, and therefore is still his child."

Kimblee scowls. Greed continues.

"besides... she goes to the damn temple, if she isn't we're gonna get her some therapy..."

"... Don't correct me." Scar growled, eyes narrowed

Andoria blinks.

"Wow Greed-papa... you know LOTS!" She grins. "I thought religon is a load of manure?"

Kimblee interrupts

"It is... now do daddy a big favor and kill him so he doesn't have to have a baby..."

Andoria blinks.

"No daddy... now stop asking."

Scar blinked twice. "I'll kill you." he stated, in a more-sarcastic-than-Scar-should-be voice./quote

Kimblee grins.

"I knew you would."

Greed laughs.

"No, don't kill him... once he has the kid I'll send you photos... Kimmie is deathly afraid of pacifiers, so I buy shitloads and hide them in his clothes... he becomes an emotional wreck!"

"You're a freak." Scar stated, wincing slightly. The teacup fealt like it was digging into his flesh. Damn thing had a mind of its own...

Zolf rolls his eyes...

"Oh look... another member of our little freak show."

Edward Elric at that point walks in, trying unsucessfully to hide with his cioat that he is wearing a schoolgirl uniform.

Scar choked on his own tounge. First, those two idiots, and now the state alchemist midget? This truely wasn't his day. Ishbala must be testing him. Because Ishbala was ialways/i testing him. Making him run out of milk and other convienences. Damn Goddess.

Hoshit. He didn't mean that!

"Fullmetal..." Scar stated.

Edward turned red.

"This isn't what it looks like!"

Kimblee yawns.

"it looks like you got stuck in a zipper..."

Andoria grins.

"Ishballa proves her discontent! Or that she thinks Edward needs to be less well hung."

Greed blinks.

"Why woul your god want to get people stuck in zippers?"

"She works in mysterious ways." Scar answered, watching as a nurse signed Edward up to visit the doctor.

"yes she does... like the fact that she seems to be amused when my daddy gets pregnant..."

Kimblee sighs and rubs his head.

"I'm starting to think You kight be right Annie... But I still am not sorry."

Andoria giggles.

"Which is why you are pregnant with twins..."

Somewhere, and angel was being banished into hell.

Kimbley...

With TWINS!

'Such an abomination shouldn't be allowed.' Scar thought, twitching.

Kimblee glares.

"Its not twins damnit..."

Greed laughs.

"I sure hope it is... twie the binkies... and I can name them tweedledee and tweedledum!"

Andoria sighs.

"Ishballa... in thou infinate mercy and grace... may it be octuplets!"

"Don't pray for that..." Scar growled quietly enough just for the little girl to hear.

"Why not? I want siblings, and the way he's going, he'll be dead before he has any more for me..." Andoria looks sweet and confused.

Greed blinks.

"hey. scarred dude... does this mean you get along with our little princess?"

"You don't want younger siblings. You'd be better off being an only child." Scar retorted, ignoring Greed completely.

"And according to my throwing-him-off-the-buildingness, your father should already be dead. Thus is the power of fanfiction."

Andoria nods.

"For that matter, he shouldn';t be able to be alive, greed should be a puddle of goo, and Lust should be dead... but she's walking in with Humanform!Envy as we speak."

Andoria points to Envy and Lust walking in, Envy blonde and pissed, muttering about shaving.

Scar sighed. "I hate my life." he said to Andoria.

Lust side-glanced at Envy, "You don't need to shave you baby."

Andoria pets him.

"Ishballa sends us trials to clense our blackened souls..."

Envy glares.

"remind me how this happened, oh boyantly gifted one?" (lust)

"...I'm not sure myself," Lust began, rubbing her chin thoughtfully, "Something about yearly check-ups..."

Andoria giggles.

"Hi auntie Lust! Do you have herpies?"

Lust glared at the child, earning a glare from Scar. "No. Homunculus don't contract human illnesses."

"But... but..." Her eyes get all teary and she sniffles. "But Greedy-papa says that's why I can hug you! I thought you loved me!"

Kimblee sighs.

"God Annie, calm down, if you get this upset everytime one of your relitives snaps at you, you'll never get a husband."

Greed glares.

"She never will anyway, I'LL KILL THEM ALL"

Kimblee giggles.

"Bit posessive are we?"

Lust rolled her eyes, "This is disgustingly sweet."

Envy giggles and pokes Lust.

"Hey, look, the pipsqueak is tick in a skirt."

Edward... snaps.

insert yelling, cursing and general mayhem

"Fullmetal, if you don't shut up I'm going to rape you." Scar growled, his left eye twitching slightly.

Lust's mouth twitched into smirk.

Kimblee goes into his rant.

"Like you did me!"

Greed pulls out popcorn and a soda from nowhere and grins.

Andoria blinks, then runs over to try and steal Envy's skort.

"HEEEEEY! That's mine... and I wanna know why we are here Lust, then i want a camera just in case the Ishballian is serious."

Scar turned to Kimbley. "I could not have raped you. I had no arms. I'm still not entirely sure how I GOT you up there."

"We're here because Dante thinks you're pregnant you woman." Lust answered.

(A/N: "Ehehehehe. ;0 Covered-Up Panties contributed like woah"

She is the wonderful scar... and quite funny if I do say so myself.)