Hey! I have a new HP story to try out. The inspiration comes from my friends and me, acutally. We were all hanging out and we were wondering what it would be like for us to desrtoy the Potterverse. So that's exactly what ill happen (hopefully).
Anywhoodles, it might start out a bit slow, especially the first two chapters, but it will get better. Most of the things that we thought up will happen a bit more intp the story.
I know that putting origional characters, especially based on real people is always a risk, but this story is supposed to be really silly, and hopefully if I write another HP fic, it will only involve real characters.
I DON'T OWN ANYTHING TO DO WITH HARRY POTTER. THE OUI GANG IS FOUNDED BY JILLY-O, LODDLE, AND MOLE.
Chapter 1: So, who's real?
"Give me the book now!"
"No, I'm still reading it!"
"What are you guys fighting over? Is that Harry Potter? Oh man..."
Three teenage girls were sitting across a large sectional sofa. Two of them were tugging at a copy of "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire", while the third looked on with a look of amusement and pity.
"Mole! Haven't you read this one like twice?" Asked a the first girl through gritted teeth. She had dark auburn curly hair and was pulling at the book away from a very short girl.
"Aw, c'mon, Jilly-O." Whined the short girl. She had a short mess of chin-length brown hair, which at the moment was straight, but disheveled. "Loddle, will you like throw a pillow at her or someting?" The petite Mole asked the girl sitting at the far end of the couch. Loddle also had brown hair, but it was longer than Mole's and pulled back into a ponytail. She looked tall and athletic. She took aim at Jilly-O with a throw pillow, and whipped it at her face.
"AAARGH!" Jilly-O yelled. She dropped the book and it fell open. Mole dove for the book. After Loddle had stopped laughing, she looked at Mole and found only her legs sticking out of the pages of the Harry Potter book. She gasped and grabbed Mole's right leg. Jilly-O took the left one. Whatever was pulling Mole in was much stronger than the two girls. All three of them were pulled in by the mysterious force. The last sound that they made in the house they were leavig was "What the hell is this!"
The three girls landed in a heap on a cold stone floor. Jilly-O was the first to speak. "Geez, Mole! What did you do now?"
"Oh, blame me! 'Snot my fault your Harry Potter book is like posessed or something!" Mole snapped. She held up the book and waved it a bit to emphasize. Loddle suddenly jerked the book out of her hand. "Loddle, what?"
"This isn't Harry Potter. Look!" She lookes freaked out. She showed her friends the cover of the novel in her hands. Jilly-O and Mole gasped. The book didn't say "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" anymore. It read:
"The Oui Gang and the White Mountains"
There was a cheesy illustration of Mole, Jilly-O and Loddle on the cover, and they were moving!
"No way! That's our gang! That's like stealing!" Mole said.
"Oh. My. GOSH!" Came a squeal from behind the Oui Gang. The three jumped with surprise and turned their head to whoever just squealed. The source of the noise was a bushy-haired teenage girl who was holding an armfull of books. She looked nice but her hair was out of control! She continued to speak excitedly.
" I knew the pictures in the books could move, but I never heard of them falling out of the book! There's so much to learn about wizards! I can't believe this. The Oui Gang falling out of their book and into the school! Brilliant! Come along we must show the Headmaster!" She said all this very fast, and in a British accent.
"We must be in Britain!" Mole deducted, proud of herself.
"Well, obviously..." Sighed Loddle.
Jilly-O was too busy staring at the new girl. "Geez! Y'know there are things you can do for that hair! Ever hear of a blowdryer? Or conditioner?" She asked, being one who knew how to deal with hair.
Mole, finally recollecting her thoughts, asked, " Wait, how do you know about our group? And how did we fall out of your book? And... who are you?"
The strange girl straightened the weird robes she was wearing. "The Oui Gang series is one of the most popular book series among the wizarding youth. You are obviously little Mole. She's the short one." The girl paused when she recieved a glare from Mole. "Anyhow, the book is about three witches who go on obscure adventures. You are in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I'm Hermione Granger."
Jilly-O stood up. "No way!" Her eyes were round. "We're in the Harry Potter book!"
"You just figured that out now?" Asked Loddle sarcastically.
"Well aren't you Miss Smarty-Pants!" Jilly-O snapped at her friend.
Hermione spoke again. "Wait, you know about Harry? How? You're fictional!" She was dumbfounded for once.
"Who're you calling fictional! You are fictional!" Mole shouted, pointing at Hermione. "You're just a character from the Harry Potter book. Hermione Granger, the know-it-all genius girl. Harry and Ron's friend. Hah now see who knows who!" Mole sounded victorious, still miffed from the "short one" comment.
For the next five minutes, the Oui Gang and Hermione all stood there, staring at eachother. Loddle broke the silence.
"So... who's real?"
"Obviously we all are." Jilly-O said.
"It must be some sort of alternate dimension." Hermione said in a know-it-all manner. "There must be a book about it in the library." She sounded eager to get to the library.
"So how will we get home? We're in a book!" Mole asked. " And wait a minute.The only place you're taking us to is Dumbledore's office, Missy!"
That's it for chapter one. What do you think about the characters? More will be explained! Sorry if there's any typos.
