Me: We're back!

Angel: And I know a pretty poem! Here it is: Roses are red, violets are corny, when I think of Shigure, I get really horny!

Tohru: EH?

Kyo: THAT'S SICK!

Yuki: YOU'RE DISGUSTING!

Emily+Me: -Laughing our asses off-

Justine: -Hits Angel in the head-

Shigure: You really feel that way?

InuYasha: You're as bad as Miroku!

Kilo: Hey! I told you about that poem!

Yuki: How did you get free?

Kilo: I wished I was free and then I was!

Me: Damn! Stupid wish-coming-true place! I don't even know how I got here!

Shippo: This place is kind of creepy.

Kyo: The only things that's creepy here are the two perverts and the weird fangirls.

All the girls except Tohru: HEY!

Me: I'm YOUR fangirls. Does that mean that you think anyone who is your fangirls is weird?

Justine: -Sigh- It's Leiko, the smart ass one. -Turns to Angel- You know what to do.

Angel: Kay. -Walks over to crazy dark gal and whispers in her ear- Wakey, Wakey. Stop dreaming of Kyo's snaky.

Me: -Hits Angel in the head- You're a sick bitch, ya know that!

Justine: Hey! I'm a bitch too!

Everyone else except me, Angel, and Justine: -Sweat drop-

Me: Don't ask. Anyway, you should know this. There are ways to stop my personalities and turn them back into me. Different ways for each personality.

Angel: So it's say something perverted for Leiko, a punch in the head for Kyra, and talking about her in a seemingly mean way for Michiko, and seeing Kyo in pain for Natio.

Me: Anyway, it's time to start the story. But first the disclaimer.

Justine: Crazy dark gal and everyone else here does not own Fruits Basket or the character from Fruits Basket.

Me: And?

Justine: There's nothing else to say.

Me: Yeah right! And none of us here own InuYasha or Shippo!

Justine: You're so EVIL!

Emily: But crazy dark gal owns Mika, Kire, and Saki.

Me: I don't to be friggin' sued! And anyone who tries to sue us, know this. The only thing you would get is, um, I not sure. I don't have any money.

Kilo: Wish for money.

Tohru: But that would be wrong!

Me: Yeah. It's either like stealing or counterfeiting. Or both. But let's just get on with the story.

Special Shoutouts: Sapphire Sprite and teenyugiohpotterphantom, you two have supported me since the start of my first fanfic. I owe you a lot of thanks, but I think Tohru would be better at that than me. And MistikMoonstar, one word: WOW! You're crazy, have voices in your head, I think you might be one of my friends. Or you should be, or something like that. I'm very grateful to all of you. -Bows-

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A few hours later the doorbell rang. "They're here!" Tohru cried as she ran to the door and opened.

Haru and Momiji stood in the doorway. "Hi Tohru-kun!" Momiji exclaimed, jumping at Tohru and hugging her. Then -POOF- he transformed into a cute yellow rabbit. (A/N: WELL HE IS!)

"Momiji, please stop causing trouble for Honda-san," Yuki said, coming up behind them.

"Oh! He's not causing any trouble for me!" Tohru defend the rabbit.

"Why the hell is Haru and Momiji here?" Kyo asked as Momiji turned back in a cloud of smoke with Tohru turning around.

Haru walked over to Yuki and tugged on his shirt. "We came to see Mika-kun, Yamamoto-san, and Rashou-san," he answered.

"They should be here in a few minutes," Tohru said before she was knocked down again, this time by Saki.

"Hi Tohru!" Saki sang in a singsong voice.

Kire and Mika walked in behind her, carrying some black duffel bags. "Tohru-chan, are you all right?" Mika asked. She helped pull Tohru and Saki off the floor.

"I'm okay, really! I'm just so glad you're finally here!" Tohru replied, hugging Mika, then Kire, then Saki.

"Where can we put our stuff?" Kire asked, holding up one of the bags she was carrying.

"In my room. I'll show you where it is," Tohru answered, leading the way up the stairs and into her room.

"Your room is so cool!" Kire exclaimed as she walked into Tohru's room. She dropped the bags on the floor near Tohru's bed.

"Yeah. Your room is so neat looking and clean compared to my room," Saki added, looking at Tohru's room in amazement.

"Any room is neat and clean compared to your room. Even a trash heap is cleaner than your room," Mika commented to Saki, putting down the bags she was carrying.

"Hey!" Saki exclaimed, hitting Mika in the head.

"It's true!" Mika cried, punching Saki in the arm. Then they both started laughing.

"Well, what should we do now?" Tohru asked, pointing to the bags. "It looks like you brought a lot of stuff."

"Most of the stuff is Kire's. And I'm slightly scared to find out what she brought," Mika relied, fear coming into her voice.

Kire walked over to one of the bags and started digging around in it. "Ta da!" she exclaimed, holding up a make-up tray in one hand and some clothes in the other. "We're going to do make-overs and then ask the guys on what they think!"

"Dear God, let me outta here!" Saki and Mika cried out at the same time. They ran to the door, but somehow Kire got there first. "Let us out!"

"No! You two are going to participate in this whether you like it or not," Kire commended, grabbing both of them and dragging them back near the bags. She then dug through another bag and pulled out two bundles of rope. She tied Saki's and Mika's arms behind their backs and their legs together, making the ropes into a tight knot. "There," she said, clapping her hands together. "That should hold you for now."

"You planned this all along, didn't you?" Mika yelled at Kire. She slowly started to loosen the rope that held her hands together with difficulty. (A/N: Well, her hands are tied behind her back.)

Kire tried to look innocent. "Maybe," she answered. Her expression changed into an evil one. "It's not like you can do anything about."

'Tohru,' Saki's voice came into Tohru's head. 'You have to distract her.'

'Yeah,' Mika's voice came into her head. 'Do something, anything. Just help us escape her evil plan.'

"Kire-kun," Tohru started. "Why don't you help me with dinner?"

"Sure! I'd love to!" Kire answered, following Tohru to the doorframe of her room. She turned back to Saki and Mika. "These two can stick around here." Then she followed Tohru downstairs and into the kitchen.

Mika finished with the knot and pulled her hands apart. "Thank God Tohru is so kind as to help us out," she said to Saki, working on the ropes around her legs.

Saki stood up, completely untied, rubbing her wrist. "Gee, Kire really mustn't trust us."

Mika stood up as well. "Come on. We have to find a hiding place before she comes back." With that she and Saki ran out of the room. When they reached the stairs they made sure to walk lightly down them and into the living room.

That's when the guys saw them. "What are ..." Shigure started, but Saki quickly ran over to him and covered his mouth with her hand. With her free hand she held her index finger to her lips, signaling him to be quiet. 'We're trying to escape before Kire can torture us.'

Shigure, Kyo, Momiji, Haru, and Yuki nodded. Saki and Mika quietly crept outside. "We have to find a place to hide," Mika whispered.

"Over there," Saki pointed to a tree that had a small hole under one of the roots. They both went into the hole, only to arrive down into a large hole underground. "We should be safe here. And I brought some incense to dim her sense of smell," Saki told her, taking the incense out of her pocket and lighting it with a match she also had in her pocket.

"Good thinking," Mika whispered back to Saki.

"I better check up on my two prisoners," Kire told Tohru, leaving the kitchen and walking up stairs. When she walked into the room, she saw her two friends had escaped. She shook her head. "I knew I should have used chains instead of rope," she said, taking some chains and two padlocks out of one of the bags, and then walked downstairs. "Hey, anyone know where Mika and Saki are?" she asked the guys in the living room.

"Not at all," Haru answered plainly.

Kire smirked. "We'll see if you're telling the truth." She then went into his mind and saw the memory of Mika and Saki walking outside. "Thanks for showing me where they are," she thanked Haru. She walked outside, "If I were Saki or Mika, where would I hide? Never mind, I'll just read their thoughts." She thought hard.

In her head she heard, 'I hope Kire doesn't find us. Knowing her she'll put me in a skirt and put more make-up on me, even after I washed off the stuff from today.' Kire smiled, knowing that Mika was thinking this.

'Kire would never look for us hiding under a tree.' Kire heard this from Saki's mind. "Thank you Baka-sama!" she cried, running to the tree that had a hole leading underground. She looked in it and saw Mika and Saki. "Found you!" she yelled, grabbing the collars of their shirts and pulling them up.

Saki and Mika fought for their lives. (A/N: This has happened in real life. This is NOT made up!) "Come on Kire!" Saki yelled. "Don't torture us like this!"

Kire smiled evilly. "Too bad," she replied, tying each one in chains and putting a padlock on to hold the two ends of chains. She then pushed them back into the house and had them sit on the floor in the living room. "Now just sit here and don't even think about escaping. The kitchen is right over there and I'll be able to see that you don't try anything." She turned to Shigure, Kyo, Yuki, Momiji, and Haru. "You guys are in charge of watching them." With that said she walked back into the kitchen.

"Ah man, she found us. Now we're gonna be tortured!" Saki whined.

"It was your fault. And before you can defend yourself, she yelled 'Baka-sama'. That's you," Mika blamed Saki.

"Who cares whose fault it was," Saki replied. "She caught us, and now we have to pay."

"What exactly is she going to do to you?" Yuki asked.

"She's going to give us make overs," Saki and Mika answered at the same time.

Everyone else in the room did something like an anime fall. "That's it? That's what all this shit is about?" Kyo asked, pointing to our chains.

"Well, considering the fact that we despise make-up, skirts, and stuff like that, it really is a big thing to us. And Kire knows it, so she had to tie us up," Mika replied, then sighed. "Worse of all, after she's finished putting all that junk on us, she's gonna drag down here and ask all of you guys of what you think."

"And it's really bad. She's gonna do all of us, even Tohru. Poor Tohru, she doesn't know what she's in for," Saki added, shaking her head.

"This is something I'll be looking forward to," Shigure replied, daydreaming of what the girls will look like.

Mika stood up and kick Shigure in the head while Yuki, Kyo, and Haru punched him in the head. (A/N: Remember, only their arms are tied together.) "Get a life!" Kyo yelled at Shigure.

"Okay," Kire said, coming out of the kitchen with Tohru behind her. "Tohru said that it'll take dinner an hour to cook. You know what that means?"

Saki stood up and before she and Mika could run Kire grabbed their chains and dragged them up stairs, Tohru following. The people downstairs heard loud protest and screams for about half an hour before Kire came back down with Tohru, Saki, and Mika following unwilling behind her, the two out of chains. They tried to hide behind Kire, but Kire moved aside to let the guys get a full look at Tohru, Mika, and Saki.

Kire even changed. She put on wore eyeliner, eyeshadow, and mascara. And she wore a smug look on her face. She put her hair in a half pony-tail with the rest of her hair hanging limp. She wore a tight black shirt with a pink symbol that meant love, tight jean mini-skirt, black knee high boots, and a sleeveless jean overcoat.

Tohru was next in line. She had on eyeliner, eyeshadow, and mascara. Her hair was done in two braids halfway down her head and the rest of her hair was in a wave. She wore a dark blue tube top and tight blue jeans with a pair of blue flip-flops. Tohru was blushin' like crazy.

Saki was the next one to see. She too, wore eyeliner, eyeshadow, and mascara. Her hair was done in two braids, and what was left hung in a ponytail. She wore a white halter top and tight tan jean pants with a pair of white sneakers. She had a slightly pissed off look on her face.

Mika was the last one to see. She wore eyeliner, eyeshadow, and mascara like the rest. Her hair was done in a braid that wrapped around her head like a headband and the rest of her hair was curled and hung down her back. She had on a red tank top that matched her blush, dark tan capric, and black high heel sandals.

The guys couldn't help themselves, their mouths hung open at the sight of the four hot-looking girls. (A/N: I'm being evil! Mua ha ha ah!) Unfortunely, Shigure was the first one to speak up. "My my, you girls all look so beautiful! You're all like exquisite, precious, unique flowers that bloom only once in a while! So that when you do bloom we must all have to stop and admire your beauty!"

"I agree Gure-san," a male voice sounded from the doorway between the hallway and the living room. (A/N: HE'S BACK!) Ayame walked into the room, carrying something in his arms while looking each girl up and down. This only made Tohru and Mika blush harder, Saki to look more pissed off, and Kire to look happy. "I must compliment the designer of these outfits," Ayame boasted.

"I'm the designer," Kire spoke up. She looked even more pleased with herself.

"Lovely ideas," Ayame complimented. "But I must disagree with you on some things."

"Oh, and what are they?" Kire asked, slightly tilting her head to the side.

"Well, I think Tohru-kun would look better wearing pink or white. Dark colors don't really suit her. And grey colors would highlight Mika-kun's hair and gold would bring out her eyes. And Saki-kun should be wearing blue to go with her hair and eyes. And you should probably lose the overcoat," Ayame finished telling his opinions.

"Well, I agree with you that Tohru-kun would look good in bright colors, but the blue really does bring out her eyes. And Mika looks good in dark colors and bright colors, and red is in the middle. And Saki is wearing white because it gives her a bit of an angelic look. And my overcoat gives me an air of suspicion," Kire finished her explanation.

Kire and Ayame kept on talking, and everyone else lost interest in their conversation.

"Ah, when did this turn into a fashion discussion?" Mika asked, her face starting to lose it's blush.

"Oh, I know!" Momiji shouted, waving his hand in the air. "It's because Ayame brought it up and now they're talking about it!"

"You didn't need to explain that," Yuki told her. He then turned to Ayame who was still talking to Kire. "And what are you doing here Nii-san?"

Ayame turned around to face everyone. "Oh, I came here to give Shigure something," he answered, holding the object he was carrying to Shigure.

Shigure looked to see what it was. "Sake! Thank you, Aya!"

"Oh, I love sake!" Saki yelled, walking over to Shigure.

Shigure put on a seductive look. "Well, maybe we could have some later." He winked at Saki.

That's when Mika came over and stomped on Shigure foot. (A/N: With high heels. Ouch!) Shigure started howling in pain. "That's what you get for even thinking about doing that!" Mika yelled at him. "Damn pervert!"

"What's going on in here?" a voice came from the doorway again. Everyone looked over to see Hatori.

"Oh! Tori-san! Sorry it take so long! I was talking to Kire-kun," Ayame explained.

"Why are you here?" Kyo asked.

"I came to make sure Ayame didn't stay too long to annoy everyone here," Hatori answered. "Come on Ayame."

"Okay Tori-san!" Ayame agreed. "Bye! See you all soon!" And with that Ayame and Hatori left.

"Well, that was certainly interesting," Haru said, stretching his arms above his head.

"Um, Kire-kun," Tohru started to speak. "Can I please change back into my regular clothes? I feel really uncomfortable in these."

"Oh sure!" Kire answered. "Only Saki, Mika, and me can't change."

"Why not?" Mika asked.

"Because I said so," Kire replied. "And you two look good dressed like that. You should dress like that more often. Maybe one day I'll get you to wear the girls uniform."

"No way!" Mika yelled. "No way! That's where I draw the line!"

"Whatever," Kire replied. "Come on, I have to check on the stuff in the oven and I don't trust you two. Tohru-kun, you can go change now. We'll handle dinner from here." With that she dragged Saki and Mika into the kitchen.

Tohru went upstairs into her room and came back down dressed in a bright yellow blouse and a black mini-skirt. She walked into the kitchen to see how things were going. When she got there she saw things in perfect order. Saki was taking the food out of the oven, Mika was taking plates and glasses out of the cabinet and grabbed the chopsticks, and Kire was telling them what to do. "Um, do you need any help?" Tohru asked.

"Oh yeah. You help me set the table. I'm having a hard time balancing nine plates, nine glasses, and nine pairs of chopsticks," Mika answered, carefully walking over to Tohru.

Tohru smiled. "Sure," she replied, carefully taking about five plates and four glasses away from the stack Mika was carrying. They both walked through the doorway in the dining room and started setting the table. After they finished with the table they went back into the kitchen.

At that moment Saki was carrying out a large serving plate with food on it. (A/N: Give me a break. I don't know any kind of food they might serve.) Tohru and Saki bumped into each other, and Saki dropped the plate. But before it hit the floor Mika and Kire who appeared out of nowhere caught it. "You should be more careful," Kire warned them, walking to the table carrying the serving plate.

"I'm really sorry," Tohru bowed her head toward Saki.

Saki just laughed. "It was nothing. And now I know where Mika got her constant need to apologize from."

"But that's not a bad thing. Considering how rude most people are over in America," Mika commented.

Saki nodded. "You're right."

"Well, let's finish with dinner and go call the guys," Kire said, walking back over to them. The four quickly finished setting everything up and went to tell the guys that dinner was ready. When the guys came in they saw a beautifully set table with delicious looking food.

Shigure was the first to speak up, again. "Not only are you all beautiful flowers, but I have more housewives!"

Haru, Yuki, and Kyo all pounded him to a pulp and then sat down. Kyo next to Mika, Mika next to Haru, Haru next to Yuki, Yuki next to Kire, Kire next to Momiji, Momiji next to Tohru, Tohru next to Saki, And Shigure sat between Saki and Kyo after he had recovered.

"So, what is it exactly that made you dress your friends up?" Haru asked.He started eating some food after he asked his question.

Kire smiled. "Easy. They hate to exactly look like girls, so I getting even. That, and I wanted to embarrass them by showing you guys what they looked like as real girly- girls." She then started eating some of the food.

"Can the closest person to Kire hit her? I can't reach her from over here," Mika asked. No one did and Mika sighed. "Fine, be that way."

"That's probably why she sat between two of the guys. She knows that we can't hit her and they won't," Saki told Mika.

"Too bad," Mika replied, munching on a piece of food. She shallowed before continuing to speak. "Looks like we'll have to get back at her through another way." With that she winked at Saki and cocked her head in the direction of Yuki.

Saki nodded. "Good idea," she said before turning to Kire. "Oh, I forgot to tell you this before, but you were talking in your sleep again. Wanna know what you were saying?"

"Do I have a choice?" Kire asked. "Usually if I say no you still tell me."

"I'm still going to tell you," Saki replied. "You were saying stuff like 'I love Yuki' and 'Yuki is hot'."

Kire's eyes went wide open and she started blushin' like crazy. "I didn't say that!" she yelled.

"It's payback," Mika said in a singsong voice. "You got what you had coming. But I guess it's enough, so Saki," Mika turned to Saki. "You better stop before Kire gets mad or decides to kill us."

"Fine," Saki answered. "But you know she's still gonna kill us."

"Sorry, but no fighting in my house," Shigure told them. "There's been so many more repairs to this house that it could have lasted a regular house a century."

"So you fight that much with each other?" Kire asked Yuki, the blush still visible on her face.

"Yes, I guess you could say that," Yuki answered, a blush a his face after hearing about Kire talking in her sleep about him.

"I can't say our house is any better. My Uncle Jason moved back to America, so since Saki is the oldest, she's in charge. But that doesn't mean Kire and I don't boss her around sometimes," Mika replied.

"So? I'm still the one who technically is the boss, so you better listen to me," Saki told them.

"Sorry, I wasn't listening. What did you say?" Kire asked.

"I just told you to listen to me!" Saki exclaimed.

Mika and Kire started laughing. "Relax, I was only joking," Kire explained to Saki.

The rest of dinner went on with a lot of laughter, yelling, and crazy stuff happening. When everyone was finished, Tohru, Mika, Kire, and Saki cleared of the table and washed the dishes. Then they went up to Tohru's room again.

"That was a lot of fun. You should come over to our house sometime," Mika told Tohru.

"I don't know," Tohru replied, looking out the window. "Hey, look! It's the sunset!" She got up and ran over to the window. "Isn't it beautiful? I haven't seen the sunset for such a long time."

Mika, Kire, and Saki walked over to the window. "Yeah," Mika sighed softly. "It is beautiful."

"And I already see the moon!" Tohru cried, pointing to the sky. There, in the early night sky, hung a grayish shiver of the moon.

Mika's, Kire's, and Saki's face all grew white, and they looked like they saw the most horrible thing in the world. "Kire!" Mika cried, still staring at the moon. "I thought you said it would be a new moon!"

"I did! But I guess I was thinking of the moon cycle in America!" Kire explained, also staring at the moon. "I'm really sorry!"

"Did you bring that necklace I made you?" Saki asked in a frantic voice.

Mika shook her head. "No, I didn't think I needed to."

Tohru was confused by their fear and what they were talking about. "Mi-chan, what's going on?" she asked, taking a step toward Mika.

At that very moment, when the sun sunk below the horizon, Mika screamed in pain. She fell down to the floor, holding her sides, still screaming in pain.

Tohru ran over to her friend. "Mika! What's wrong?"

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Me: I'm sorry, but I couldn't help ending it at an evil cliffe.

Justine: -Punches crazy dark gal in the head- Just when it was getting good, you end it!

Me: Sorry, but I couldn't resist. And if anyone has a problem with what Kire had all the girls dressed in or they want to compliment on them, they were not my ideas. It was Justine who came up with it. I asked her for some help because when it comes to fashion, I'm as lost as a blonde at a smarts convention.

Angel: Stop making fun of me!

Me: And no offense to anyone who is blonde. I just know way too many people who prove the stereotype true. -Points to Angel-

Emily: I can't see Tohru wearing a tube top.

Me: Neither can I. Wait, yes I can. Remember that Uo-chan imaged what Tohru looked like before she met her, she was wearing a tube top. Still, it's weird to see Tohru wear something like that. That, and my overactive imagination.

Shigure: I thought the outfits were wonderful!

Kilo: Did you really like the outfits, or just the girls wearing them?

Shigure: I can't answer that.

Angel: Why not?

Shigure: I'll get punched in the head.

Shippo: Didn't you just answer it?

Yuki+Kyo: -Punches Shigure in the head- Pervert!

Tohru: Shigure, are you okay?

Shigure: I'm okay, I think.

InuYasha: Don't worry about brain damage. I think he already had it to begin with.

Me+Justine+Emily+Kilo+Yuki+Kyo+Shippo: I agree!

Tohru: Um, still, shouldn't we end this now?

Me: Yeah, I guess. R&R.

Kilo: Rest and relaxation?

Me: No, read and review. I'll get the next chap ready.

Angel: To ta lu!

Justine: Bye!

Emily: See you later!

Kilo: I LIKE PIE!

Me+Justine+Emily+InuYasha+Yuki+Kyo+Shippo: Shut up!

Me: Ja ne!