Joey Walks Into a Wall!
This is an utterly insane thing based on my friend's idea. Thank you, Lorzy! Please review if you found it funny!
Disclaimer: I don't own Friends.
One day, Joey was walking along down the street. He was about two metres away from a wall, then he was one metre away from the wall, then he walked hard into the wall. His face was squished against it andhe felt pain all over his body.
Chandler came along.
"Hello," said Chandler, "Why did you walk into a wall?"
"It was an accident," Joey replied.
"Oh." Chandler pulled Joey away from the wall.
Monica came along.
"Chandler, come back, I was just about to go through our room with the duster - oh, hello Joey!" she said, "What happened to your face?"
"I walked into a wall."
Monica fluffed up Joey's flat face. As she was doing his nose, Ross and Rachel came along.
"Hi guys," Ross said, "What are you doing to Joey?"
"Fluffing up his face."
"Why are you fluffing up Joey's face?" Rachel asked.
"Because I walked into a wall."
"Well why did you do that?"
"It was an accident!"
"Oh, right." Rachel started applying make up to Joey's red face to make it look better.
Phoebe came along.
"Oh, Joey, what happened to you?" she screamed, "Your face is all red!"
"Yeah, about that, I walked into a wall accidentally," Joey explained, "Rach is making me look normal again."
"Oh, I'm so relieved you're OK!" Pheebs gave Joey a comforting hug so he didn't hurt any more.
"I feel useless," Ross moaned, "I should do something to help. But my smart paleantology suit might get messy!"
So Ross entertained everyone while they worked with a fascinating lecture about fossils.
And Joey went home feeling all better.
A/N: Right. Well, if you thought that was insane, please review it. If you didn't, please review it anyway. All reviews will be appreciated, even ones that say 'Your fanfic ideas are stupid' or something. Thanks for taking the time to read it.
