Sorry for the long update, guys...I've been going through alota crap...please forgive me...thanks for all the reviews!
Chapter 2: Episode 2
JONSEY TV
"Hey everyone, Caitlin here! Todays quote of the week is..."
"Don't be afraid to be stupid...free the child with in you!"
"How to do things..."
With Starr and Jude:
Starr's point of view:
"Ok, Jude," I said. "I know trying to be a ninja turtle was a bad idea. But today, we're going to teach everyone out there how to get out of class in school."
"SWEET!" cried out Jude.
"Ok," I said, "one way, is to pretend to have a seizure. Just fall onto the floor out of nowhere, start shaking your body, and don't forget to drool!"
"Another way," Jude said, "is to put your finger down your throat, and you will throw up!"
"Point at a kid, and say they were making fun of you!" I cried out.
"Run out of the classroom, and scream, "Make the voices stop!" shouted Jude.
"and last...fall down the stairs, pretend to sprain your ankle," I finished off.
"That's all for, How to do things, see you next time!" cried out Jude.
SCREW YOU
WITH JUDE AND WYATT
WYATTS POINT OF VIEW:
"Hello, and welcome to "screw you." I said as I put the call on speaker phone, "what's your complaint?"
"um, yeah," said the voice, "my sons been watching your show. You listed ways to get out of school. My son faked a seizure, and now he's in a mental hospital!"
"ummmm..."said Jude. "May I say now we're not responsible for what your children do?"
"You're the reason he's in a mental hospital. How'd I get him out?" the voice cried out.
By now, Judes laughing his head off. "My God, I never knew someone would listen to us!"
"Um...I'm sorry, we're losing connection..can't hear you!" I cried out.
I started to make noises with my mouth, trying to make it sounds like static, then I hunged up.
"My God..." Jude muttered under his breathe.
"Hey everyone, Jonsey here with Jen Masterson!" Jonsey cried out. "I thought it'll be cool to have our own corner with Jen. Our corner is called, "Shut up."
"Here," Jen Explained, "is where we take a celebrately, and interview them!"
"Todays guest stars is..." Jonsey said, "Ashlee Simpson!"
Ashlee comes on the stage, smiling.
"Welcome to the show, Ash." Jonsey said.
"Yeah, well I do get paid, so it's all good." Ashlee says.
"So, we heard you were caught lip syncing at one of your concerts," Jen says. "Is that true?"
Ashlee becomes very quiet, then quickly jumps on Jen.
"AHHH!" Jen screamed. "GET HER OFF OF ME!"
"CUT, CUT! WE GOT A CRAZY SIMPSON HERE!" Jonsey cried out.
TAKE 2
WITH JEN
JENS POINT OF VIEW:
"Hey everyone, Jen here." Jen says. "Todays movie that's just begging to be dissed is called, "Sky High."
Okay, first of all, what the heck? A flying bus? OH MY GOD...it's a plane...no, it's a bird...no, it's a bus full of stupid kids! I mean, seriously...one of the main characters...forget the girls name, I fell asleep during the movie...ability is to grow nature or something...what kind of super power is that? Or the main character...what's his name again? OH MY GOD I CAN'T TELL MY PARENTS I HAVE NO POWERS! BOO! BORING! And what about that fire dude...if he hate those kids so much, blow them up! If I was to name this movie, I would call it...
Strech Dudette and Powerless dude
When kids go homisidal
when you know kids are doing drugs
"Well, everyone," says Jonsey, "that's tonights show. From everyone from Jonsey T.V., thank you and good night...and please don't sue!"
...TO BE CONTINUED...
Darkness' Kid
