Chapter 5: The Last Episode
(a/n: as I told you guys before, I want to do a Caitlin TV and a Nikki TV, and I'm running out of ideas, so if you're wondering why there's only 2 episodes of Jonsey and Wyatt tv...that's why, LOL.)
WITH JONSEY AND JEN:
SHUT-UP
(shut-up by Black eyed peas starts playing)
"TURN THAT CRAP OFF, WYATT!" screams Jonsey to Wyatt.
"SORRY!" Wyatt shouts from back stage.
(music turns off)
"Today we have a specail guest..." Says Jen. "Please welcome Paris Hilton!"
(Paris comes to the stage and sits down.)
"My God, you're hot!" shouts Jonsey.
"I know," Paris says, quickly grabbing a mirror and fixing her make-up.
"You know, that's my mirror," says Jen.
Paris slowly looks at Jen, then out of nowhere, jumps on her.
"WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ONE BEING JUMPED ON?" Screamed Jen.
"Commmmmmeeeee on, hottie! You can win!" Shouts Jonsey.
"HELP!" screams Jen.
MOOSIC WITH NIKKI:
"Wow, we need a better name for this..." Nikki says. "Anyways, todays song being dissed is called "Leave (get out) by Jo Jo. Now, I know it's sad I'm dissing a 14 year old, but seriously...you'll see what I mean when you see the lyrics...
I've been waiting all day here for you babe
So won't you come sit and talk to me
And tell me how we're gonna be together always
I hope you know that when it's late at night
I hold on to my pillow tight
And think of how you promised me forever
(I never thought that anyone) Could make me feel this way
(Now that you're here boy all I want) Is just a chance to say
chorus
Get out (leave) right now
It's the end of you and me
It's too late (now) and I can't wait for you to be gone
'Cause I know, about her (who)
And I wonder (why)
How I bought all the lies
You said that you would treat me right
But you was just a waste of time (waste of time)
Tell me why you're looking so confused
When I'm the one who didn't know the truth
How could you ever be so cold?
To go behind my back and call my friend
Boy you must've gone and bumped your head
Because you left her number on your phone
(So now after all is said and done)
Maybe I'm the one to blame, but
(To think that you could be the one)
Well it didn't work out that way
chorus
Get out (leave) right now
It's the end of you and me
It's too late (now) and I can't wait for you to be gone (you to be gone)
'Cause I know, about her (who)
And I wonder (why)
How I bought all the lies (all the lies)
You said that you would treat me right (you said that you)
But you was just a waste of time (waste of time)
I wanted you right here with me
But I have no choice, you've gotta leave
Because my heart is breaking
With every word I'm saying
Boy, I gave up everything I had
On something that just wouldn't last
But I refuse to cry
No tears will fall from these eyes (ohh, ohh)
Get out!
chorus
Get out (leave) right now
It's the end of you and me (you and me)
It's too late (now) and I can't wait for you to be gone (you to be gone)
'Cause I know, about her (who)
And I wonder (why)
How I bought all the lies (how did buy all your lies?)
You said that you would treat me right (you said that you)
But you was just a waste of time (waste of time)
Get out (leave) right now
It's the end of you and me (hey yeah)
It's too late (now) and I can't wait for you to be gone (you to be gone)
'Cause I know, about her (who)
And I wonder (why)
How I bought all the lies
You said that you would treat me right (treat me right)
But you was just a waste of time (ooh)
Get out (leave)
(you and me)
It's too late (now)(too late) (you)
About her (who)(why)
You said that you would treat me right
But you was just a waste of time(waste of time) (ohh)
Leave!
"Thanks to lyrics..com for the lyrics." Nikki says. "Ok, first of all...you have issues, girl. I mean, he betrayed you...then you're crying, wasting your time dwelling about him! Get with the program! hey, be happy...at least you won't come home to tell your mother you're pregnant!"
"Get out? He's still in your house? What is he, a stalker? and in the song, he cheated on you with your friend? DUMP YOUR FRIEND AND THAT LOSER! If I had to name the song, I would name it..."
Jo Jo and her romance issues
Jo Jo's stalker
Jo Jo: The Young Slut In Training
Jo Jo's doing drugs
Jo Jo and Pregnancy Pills
"How to do stuf"
With Jude and Starr
"Today, how to do stuff, we're going to teach you how to get the guy of your dreams," says Starr.
"What?" shouts Jude. "I thought we were going out...I'm not your dream guy?"
"Jude, no!" shouts Starr. "That's not what I meant. I found you, my dream guy, but I'm telling the audiance how to find THEIR dream guy!"
"WHo's this "dream guy" you're seeing?" Jude cries out. "I see you looking at that fish back stage funny..."
"Jude...we talked abuot this earlier.." Starr moans.
"GO SEE YOUR DREAM GUY!" Jude yells, as he runs back stage.
"JUDE!" cries Starr, running after him.
CAITLIN'S QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
Todays quote of the week is...
If you see a hot guy, pick him up
If it's ugly, dump him in the dump!
WITH CAITLIN AND NIKKI BACK STAGE:
"Why don't we have a show, Caitlin?" complains Nikki.
"I don't know, let's do one ourselves." Caitlin suggests.
"That sounds good..." Nikki says. "Caitlin and NIkki TV...let's do it!"
TO BE CONTINUED...
Darkness' Kid
