Reporter: Hello folks! So the first ? for today- Inuyasha you up!

Inuyasha: (angry) What!

Reporter: Ahem… (nervous) So Inuyasha how do you carry that thing… that Tetsusaiga?

Inuyasha: Are you insulting me? That thing weighs ten tons, its heavy, you think its so easy handling something of a sword called Tetsusaiga I have enough trouble saying its name! (Background voice: that's because you're so simple minded) shut up!

Reporter: but we've seen you waving it around like its nothing.

Inuyasha: Oh so your trying to get smart with me huh? (makes a lunge for the reporter).

Kagome: SIT!

Inuyasha: damn I forgot Kagome was here

Reporter: well that's it folks stay tune!(Mumbling: I don't get paid enough for this job)

Reporter: and were back! Let's get started! Here we have Kikyo tell me your relationship with Inuyasha?

Kikyo: Inuyasha should DIE!

Reporter: and there you have it.

Kikyo: wait!

Reporter: Inuyasha. We've been expecting you! Now, I've been wondering for some time now. You're in love with Kagome and Kikyo, right?

Inuyasha: (Looks suspiciously)...right...

Reporter: Well, you can't have both. So which is it? Kagome or Kikyo?

Inuyasha: We're not on camera, are we?

Reporter: Welll...nnnnoooooo. nervous Of course not!

Inuyasha: You better not. Ok. Uh...I...uh...Actually, I think I'm more in love with um... (blushing ferociously) Kagome.

Reporter: real-

Kikyo: INUYASHA!

Reporter: Oh, no. I thought she already left...Inuyasha, I am - (looks around wildly) Inuyasha?

Reporter: well be right back

Reporter: "Hello! Did you miss me? I know, I -"

Sango: "Would you get on with it!"

Reporter: "Oh, right. Of course. So, Sango. The question for today is...Oh, yes. How does it feel to feel your heart pounding a mile a minute whenever you see your beloved Miroku, the pervert? Who writes this stuff?"

Sango: (Angry) "How would you like to feel your heart pounding a mile a minute in your head?"

Reporter: (Shocked) "Um...Shuffles through cards A-And there you are! The beautiful young lady is denying her true feelings for Miroku because he-"

Sango: Hiraikotsu!

Reporter: Running and ducking out of the room I THINK THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY...!

The Reporter is a woman

Reporter: Hi! I'm new on the job! And...here we have... Miroku!

Miroku: My! (eyes bugged out and mouth dropped open, staring.)

Reporter: Ahem...So...tell me: How annoying is the 'wind tunnel'?

Miroku: (Drooling) thwa..

Reporter: O...k...Here's another one: What is your favorite saying?

Miroku: Will you bear my child?

Reporter: Well! That's really unusual...

Miroku: No, will you bear my child?

Reporter: (Shocked and Nervous) uuuuhhhh

Sango: (Flushed with anger)

Reporter: Oh, thank God! (Run out of the room)

pause

Reporter: (From very far away)- I QUIT!

Miroku: What. What happened?

Reporter: Kagome! How ya doing?

Kagome: (Grumble)-Inuyasha is such a JERK!

Reporter: So...ah...does this mean that you and Inuyasha had a fight...again?

Kagome: Still mumblingStupid Kikyo!

Reporter: You know...I'm single.

Inuyasha: What did you say!

Reporter: stammering

Kagome: Inuyasha- SIT!

Inuyasha: Why you!

ARGUING

Reporter: SO FOLK! THAT'S ALL FOR TODAYYYYY! CAN'T SAY I DIDN'T TRY!

(More to come)

Reporter: We have young Shippo today to join us. Now for our interview!

Reporter: Here's my question: How do you feel about Inuyasha?

Shippo: I'm tall! I'm tall! Shippo jumping up and down I'm tall!

Reporter: Uh...yes. I-I'm very glad to here that, but if you wouldn't mind...

Shippo: Inuyasha's a jerk. I'm tall! I'm tall! I'm tall!

BOOOMMMMMMM

Reporter: Inuyasha? How nice of you to join us...

Inuyasha standing over Shippo who has a huge lump on his head sprawling on the ground

Shippo: I'm not tall...

Reporter: We have to end our discussion with Shippo...due to some ah...unfortunate accident...um..yeah...

Reporter: So we have a new guest today! I like to introduce Koga, the young leader of the wolf tribe!

Koga: Thank you! Thank you!

Inuyasha: Standing over by the door Don't flatter yourself, you idiot of a wolf.

Koga: What's he doing here?

Reporter: Well, what am I suppose to do! He won't leave!

Inuyasha: Actually, I'm just here to wait for Kagome to get done with her interview.

Koga: Hey! You're lucky I'm not in the mood. And Kagome's mine.

Reporter: AHEMMMM! Which brings us to our question: We know that Kagome obviously doesn't really have that kind of feelings toward you...Sees Koga death glare ah ah ah...yet...So, how exactly are you planning to win her heart...ah ah sooner...?

Koga: Feh! I'm not too worried about it...Sooner or later; she's going to realize that a handsome and good man like me is much better than dirt, mangy dog like him over there stinkin' up this whole place.

Inuyasha: What did you say! Angry

Koga: You heard me… Kagome's my woman! I claimed her first!

Arguing

Kagome: Just walked into the room SHUT UPPP! SIIIITTTTT!

BOOOMM

Kagome: How dare you two treat me like a pencil!