Note: If you're wondering why this story says it's a crossover with Loonatics Unleashed despite the first chapter featuring a Star Fox character, that's because there will be a LOT of LU chapters. As for Tech, he will make a cameo in a number of chapters, even ones that have nothing to do with Loonatics. Also, keep in mind that not every chapter will contain something adult-friendly in it, but it will still feature alcohol, drug-use and swearing. Finally, not every chapter will be a crossover. Now on to chapter 2 ...
Chapter 2: Tech E. Coyote vs Fly
Deep in the lab of the Loonatics HQ, Tech E. Coyote was working on a new invention. While he was working on it, a fly had worked its way into the lab via the door. Before he had entered the lab, Tech had forgotten to put up fly papers that would have caught the fly. The fact that the green coyote neglected to close the door didn't help in the least. The insect landed on the workbench, where it was out in the clear.
"Ugh! I hate flies!" Tech said as he saw the fly, bringing his hand down and missing the bothersome insect.
Tech continued to swat at the fly, missing the insect by an inch. Every time it flew off, it landed in a different part of the lab. Disgusted, the green coyote grabbed a flyswatter and swung at the fly again. However, no matter how many times he swung it, the fly managed to dodge it.
"Well, I can't use a weapon without destroying the lab." Tech said to himself.
The fly landed on Tech's head, which made the coyote hit himself with the flyswatter. Angered, he went after the fly, continually bringing the flyswatter down near the insect. No matter what he did, the fly was still faster than he was.
All of a sudden, the lab's door opened and an unknown individual killed the fly with a flyswatter of their own. Tech turned around and saw a crimson roadrunner in the doorway, holding the flyswatter
"Rev, when did you get in here?!" Tech asked in both anger and curiosity.
"I-saw-a-fly-so-I-killed-it!" Rev happily said.
"That was MY kill!" The coyote sternly said, "Don't take MY kill!"
"Oh-Tech-there's-plenty-of-flies-in-the-world!" The roadrunner said, "If-spiders-don't-eat-them-or-if-someone-else-doesn't-kill-them-you-can-kill-as-many-flies-as-you-want!"
Tech sighed and said "You're right, I shouldn't be mad at you for killing something that isn't endangered."
"Now-that-I'm-here-I-came-to-tell-you-that-Ace-has-called-a-meeting." Rev stated.
"Okay then," Tech said as he got up and kissed the roadrunner on his beak, "I'll see you there."
"Me too." Rev said as the coyote exited the lab.
The roadrunner simply watched as Tech walked off, wishing that he and his coyote lover could settle down together. But, after all, they were superheroes and they had to do their job. They couldn't settle down today, but someday..
Note: Yeah, I'm in support of the Tech x Rev shipping, if you couldn't tell. However, I also like stories that ship them with someone else. Sorry if I gave the impression that they were hiding their relationship, don't worry, they aren't. I'm sure that the rest of the team (Zadavia included) would support them as a couple. I don't mind same-sex shippings, so I could probably feature them some more. Until next time guys, peace!
