Note: Okay, from THIS chapter onwards the oneshots will be entirely comedic. However, they will still have elements of drama, horror, sweetness and other stuff that I can think of. Some of them will have adult stuff, so be warned. Now that that's cleared up, let's go to chapter four.

Chapter 4: Fox's Magic Show

The Corneria City Theater was almost completely empty, save for a few audience members. Those audience members were a lynx, a pink cat, a fennec Fox and a spaniel. All of a sudden, an orange fox walked onto the stage and took the microphone.

"Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen." The Fox said, "I am Fox McCloud, leader of Star Fox, and I want to welcome you to this here magic show."

"Where's the magician, Fox?" The fennec raised her hand.

"I'm the magician, Fara." Fox stated.

"What all are you going to do?" The lynx asked.

"You'll see." Fox said before he turned his head to behind the stage, "Hey Slippy, can you come here?"

The green toad came towards him "What is it Fox?"

"Oh, it's nothing old pal!" Fox said mischievously, "It's just that you have something behind your ear. Mind if I look?"

"Sure!" Slippy said, "Just as long as you aren't planting a bomb behind it and - wait, I don't have ears!"

Fox moved his hand behind Slippy's head and pulled his balled hand back. After he did that, the vulpine opened up his hand and revealed that he had a few credits in his palm.

"You must have hidden some money behind your head, Slippy!" Fox said as he handed the credits to the toad, "It must be your lucky day!"

The spaniel clapped in enthusiasm.

"Fay, he just pretended to do that." The Pink Cat whispered.

"You can be a meanie sometimes, Katt." Fay, the spaniel, whispered.

"Now then," Fox said as he pulled out a table, some cloth and a fedora, "what's inside this hat?"

Fox put the cloth on the table and set the fedora down. He was about to reach inside of it until he was greeted by a familiar face: Peppy Hare.

"Hi Peppy," Fox greeted, "how's it hanging?"

"I've lost my daughter Lucy." Peppy said, "I swear, that girl just loves to hide from me."

Fox said "Don't worry Peppy, we'll find her! In fact, she's in this very room!"

"Really? Where?" The old hare asked.

"I'm in the hat!" A voice cried as two ears stuck out of the fedora.

"What's this?" Fox asked, "There's two ears sticking out of my hat?!"

Peppy pulled upwards on the two ears, which caused a pink hare to pop out of the fedora.

"There's your daughter Peppy!" Fox said mischievously.

"Is she your assistant for your show, Fox?" Peppy asked.

"Not really," The vulpine said, "but she can stay if she wants."

"Oh, can I?" Lucy asked excitedly, "Can I, Daddy?"

"Of course you can." Peppy sighed, sometimes his daughter could be an energetic handful.

"That's hella nice of you, Mr. Hare." Fara said.

"Yeah, she can sit next to us." The lynx said.

"Mind if I change seats with you, Miyu?" Katt asked.

"She can sit anywhere, kitten." Miyu, the lynx, sighed.

Back on the stage, Falco walked up near Fox.

"What's up, bird boy?" The vulpine asked.

"I'm just wondering when you'll stop making a fool of yourself." The avian snarked.

"Come now, Falco." Fox said, "There's no need to be full of hot air."

"What are you talking about?" Falco asked in annoyance.

"I'm just saying that you would be a lot nicer if you could fly!" Fox said.

All of a sudden, Falco found himself levitating.

"Uh Fox," The avian said, "we pilot arwings, remember?"

"See, that's the problem with you, my friend." Fox chuckled, "You've always been a bit of an airhead, Falco!"

Fay and Lucy couldn't help but laugh at Fox's joke. Even Katt let out a giggle while Miyu and Fara snickered.

"Dammit, Fox!" Falco snorted, "This isn't funny, you know!"

"Sincere apologies, my friend!" Fox said, still having a mischievous tone in his voice, "Would you like to come down? Well, why not?"

Falco was slowly lowered to the stage. Once he was down, the avian walked off the stage and took a seat near Katt.

"Fun, isn't it, hon?" The cat asked the bird.

"Yeah, nothing like being lifted off the ground against your will." Falco said sarcastically.

"For my final trick," Fox said, "I will do everyone's favorite one."

"The disappearing act?" Fay asked.

"No." Fox said.

"The card trick?" Katt asked.

"Close, but no." The vulpine magician said.

"Then what is it?" Lucy raised her hand.

"It's the old saw trick." Fox answered.

"Do you need anyone to come up to the stage?" Fara asked.

"Actually, I've already got someone." Fox said as he rolled out a magician's box. Inside the box with her head and feet poking out was Krystal.

"Fox!" The cobalt vixen said embarrassed, "Let me out of here this instant!"

"Don't worry, Krys," The vulpine looked down to her, "it's perfectly safe."

Fox then pulled out a handsaw and began to saw down the middle of the box. He continued to do so until he reached the bottom of the middle. Now that he was done, he pushed the two halves of the box (one containing Krystal from the waist down with the other containing Krystal from her head to her abdomen) away from each other.

"Now that she's in half, I guess that I can keep her upper half for my own personal use!" Fox laughed like a psycho.

"Oh no!" Krystal said as her face turned red, "Put me back together!"

"Sure thing!" Fox said mischievously, but then turned the half with Krystal's upper body in the opposite direction so that her head was facing the other half, "Shall I do it like this?"

"I don't want to be put back together like that!" The cobalt vixen screamed.

A voice then rang out "Oh, for crying out loud!"

Wolf entered the stage, having a very annoyed expression on her face.

"What is it Wolf?" Fox asked, surprised that his rival had shown up.

"Would you please put her back together?" Wolf asked, "I mean, you're going to make her have a panic attack."

Fox turned the half with Krystal's upper body outwards and put the two halves back together. After that, Wolf opened the box up, allowing the trapped vixen to get out.

"There." Wolf said as he looked at Krystal, "Are you okay now?"

"Yes." Krystal said, "I was just freaking out because that I'm a little claustrophobic."

"You do know it's a magic trick, right?" Wolf couldn't help but chuckle.

"Of course I know that." She blushed, "I just don't like spaces that are too tight."

"You're a very weird girl!" The lupine said with laughter.

Fox turned towards the small audience "Thanks for coming here, ladies and gentlemen!"

"What are you talking about? We're the only ones here." Fara said.

"Other than that, it was pretty fun!" Fay smiled.

"Thanks guys." Fox said while blushing madly.

Note: If you're wondering why Krystal felt claustrophobic while in a magician's box, it's pretty easy to feel like that when you're in a box prior to someone pretending to slice you in half like a two-by-four (I haven't been in a magician's box, to be honest). Then again, any assistant would be a tad unnerved when they participate in that trick for the first time. I wonder if anyone has drawn a picture of Fox (or any character in the series) doing a magic trick. If there isn't a picture, can someone draw a picture of him doing one and tell me? After all, there are pictures of Krystal as a ballerina. Until next time guys, peace!