A/N: Here's the finale! Thanks for all the lovely reviews!
Night Out
By Kinoha
Gyo Mao, also known as Ox King, whistled slightly off-tune, enjoying the breeze on his bearded face. The hum of his hover car soothed him and the cloud of dust after him only a memory in the mirror. Ah, life was so good! His precious daughter was safely married off to a strong man that would keep her in check and protect from the big bad evil world… The giant allowed a giant smile graze his face. Soon he'd arrive to his daughter's and son-in-law's house and what a sight would greet him! Son Goku doing some morning exercises on the lawn and ChiChi cooking delicious breakfast in the kitchen. They greet each other brightly and then go in to eat ChiChi delicious cooking… the young couple would act all shy and blushing around each other and he'd chuckle good-naturedly at the young love…
He hit the accelerator, carried on by the image in his mind, eager to see his idyll come true.
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The first feeling Son Goku had was severe disorientation. He didn't know what was going on and where he was. The world seemed to be spinning and the sun light in his eyes like burning piece of magnesium. He slowly became aware of tangled sheets around his legs and that he was completely naked. Somehow a fuzzy picture of him, holding ChiChi on Kintoun at night and always when he touched her in certain way he fell through the damn cloud with a 'fump' sound, was spooking in his mind. Then he felt the headache; ripping and searing like Piccolo's ki blast through his chest. Next came the horrible nausea and he almost retched. In short he was feeling awful.
He opened his bleary eyes and saw ChiChi draped next to him, her hair tousled and naked body aglow. Ignoring his bad shape he attempted to rise up… And then the room he now distinctly recognized as his and ChiChi's bedroom abruptly threw a somersault and few flips. He groaned. Blasted sun light! Blasted room! Blasted everything!
" G-Gokuuh…" came a hoarse, suffering whisper, " Whatta hell happeneeeeddhhh… last night… ugh…. I'm gonna puke…" ChiChi was holding her hands on her face, trying to clear the fog off her mind and keep her stomach inside her body. She was definitely sore all over but feeling oddly pleased and good.
" Me too… ChiChi… I can't remember a thing…" she heard Goku whine and the slight ache between her legs gave her one clue what most definitely had happened.
" I don't know either… but I know you certainly fucked me up good last night!"
" I did? Well that's a good thing isn't it?"
A silence fell between them as they tried to remember and nursed their nausea and headaches. Suddenly Goku sprung off the bed in all his naked glory, staggered to the bathroom, hitting the door frame as he miscalculated the door's location and next thing ChiChi heard was him vomiting soundly. She made a face at it then, slapped her hands over her mouth, tasting bile in her throat.
" U´mphf…" The black-haired, hangover-induced little princess scampered after her husband to the bathroom. She saw Goku his head in toilet, panting hard and looking absolutely sick.
" Chi? Wh---" he didn't have time to finish as ChiChi cruelly kicked him off the toilet and she too puked soundly in it. Goku whimpered and picked himself off the bathtub he had fell into, rubbing his head, seeing ChiChi's exposed and bare form doing exact replica of him seconds earlier.
" Oh man… I feel terrible," the fighter said miserably, rubbing his head and sitting on the bathroom floor, leaning against the bathtub's side. ChiChi mumbled something in agreement and with huge effort flushed the toilet and propped on her knees to the floor, next to the toilet.
" Goku, I think we might have something called 'hangover'," his wife ventured.
" Hangover?"
" The state we're in right now… Kami-sama damn it…,"
" Well at least you look worse than I feel and I am not alone in this shitty thing…" Goku moaned yet again, starting to feel cold on the floor.
" Shut up, you! You look far worse than I do! What did we even do to get like this? I didn't do anything to deserve this!" ChiChi seethed and wiped her mouth angrily.
" Oww… ChiChi, hon please don't yell… I am feeling awful… But didn't we go out last night?" Goku reminded her, starting to feel irritated himself. It was rarely he had to deal with headache and nausea; he could handle the pain of his every single bone being broken and numerous lacerations, but nausea was something so wrong…
" Oh yeah.. the club Delyx or something like that it was…we had a drinking contest that I won…" ChiChi recalled them drinking various horrible and some good tasting cocktails, seeing who could handle more. That was where her memory failed her. Sh had no idea what happened next? Something about a blond man being a jerk, her and Goku leaving, having various problems with the yellow cloud Kintoun, coming home extremely drunk and… her eyes flew open and she blushed heavily! Hell! Did we do all that in bed? She wondered as flashbacks of their night flooded her mind. I didn't know Goku could have this much balls and boldness…
" Yeah… guess so.. HEY! You did so not win that! I was ahead you at least three drinks!"
" Nuh-huh, Mister Son! I led by two drinks!"
" Did not!"
"Did too!"
" Did not!"
"Did too!"
" Did not!
"DID TOO!"
" DID NOT!"
" DID TOO!"
"DID N--- Wait? Did we pay?"
" Uh, what? Did we pay? I dunno…"
Their rather pointless argument was cut short as a car honked and a joyful voice that belonged to ChiChi's father yelled at them greetings. ChiChi went paler than she already was. Goku turned interesting shade of green-yellow. He might not have known that much about families in general, but he knew just what happened to young men who were found drunk and naked with over-protective father's daughter… married or not.
" Oh shit! Fucking Shit! It's my father! Hurry! GET ON SOME DAMN CLOTHES!" ChiChi panicked, wobbling out of the bathroom, Goku following her hurriedly and fought the bile in his mouth to go away. A knock sounded on the door.
" Coming!" ChiChi yelled in her brightest and happiest voice she could muster when everything in reality was vice versa. She practically flew downstairs, knocking only few pieces of furniture over. Goku came after her slower and half-dressed, looking rather unshaved and unkempt.
ChiChi planted a believable smile on her face and opened the door to her dad. And was hit a huge wave of new nausea.
" Guuh.. Hi dad! What brings you here, dad! Gah! Oh excuse me dad!" she blabbed and rushed outside past him and vomited soundly into the flowerbed.
" Hiya, Ox King! What brings y—ughhmp... here?" Goku started sounding very very nervous and looking very very sick. " Uhm excuse me..." he uttered looking green and swaying form side to side like he was drunk, before running past his very flabbergasted father-in-law and joining ChiChi in the flowerbed.
Gyo Mao blinked. He blinked again and nasty suspicions rose their ugly heads. Both looked absolutely hungover... they were half-dressed and in disheveled shape... they were vomiting in the rosebush... and from the way his little precious daughter moved he'd say that someone had royally fuc----!
" WHATTA HELL IS GOING ON HERE!" He thundered and moved to loom behind Goku and ChiChi who looked up at him with innocent and scared expressions that spoke volumes.
" Oh shit..." they mouthed in unison as Ox King's death glare absolutely floored them. The giant man looked formidably much like a true demon with his horned helmet and the demonic blaze in his eyes.
" GOKU! HOW DARE YOU, BOY DO THIS TO MY DAUGHTER!" He bellowed and grasped Goku of the back of his T-shirt and lifted him into air. Goku eeped as the enraged father's face was inch from his and gulped. He was in no condition to break the grip of the man four times his size and there was this universal law that when a father surprises his precious and innocent poor daughter in the hands of a 'bad, perverted, cruelly-exploiting man' in bed the man even if he was the strongest person in the universe was no match for the father's righteous and just rage and in the 99.9 percent of cases happened the lover was beaten into a pulp...
But then again, Goku was sick and being shaken from the collar of his shirt was getting him irritated and the we add in the Saiyajin heritage factory... as we know Saiyajin do not take it lightly when someone tries to walk over them...
" HOW DARE YOU, BOY! I ENTRUSTED MY WIDDLE PRECIOUS INNOCENT LITTLE GIRL TOYOUAND WHAT DO YOU TO HER...!"
" HEY! It's not my fault! I didn't do anything! Lemme down! Now!"
" DON'T RISE YOUR VOICE TO ME! YOU DID THIS TO HER!"
" Did what? I AM HER FUCKING HUSBAND AFTER ALL! I AM ALLOWED TO DO THINGS TO HER AND WITH HER!"
" YOU'RE SEVENTEEN-YEAR-OLD KID AND NOT ALLOWED TO GO DRINKING AND PARTYING AROUND LIKE COMMON PLAYBOYS AND WHORES!"
" HEY! STOP IT YOU TWO!" ChiChi screamed at them when she got over her shock that Goku was capable of yelling back at her father like that. But then again her husband had a point... Goku and Ox King ignored her which inly vexed her more. She stomped her foot, but was soon forced to stop as she hurled again into the flowerbed. Grumbling to herself she sauntered off to find out something that would calm down two fight-driven males effectively.
" Now that's it! Let's settle this like men!" Gyo Mao growled and dropped Goku on the ground, who immediately had leapt into a very unbalanced stance and glared little unsteadily. Who ever knew that fighting when absolutely hungover could be this hard?
" Now boy... ready for the beating of your life?" Ox King dropped in his own Kamesenryu stance.
" Feh... Ladies first!" Goku retorted sharply though the landscape waved around like a sea in his eyes and made the giant king growl imposingly. The
two were about to lunge at each other when---
KATANG!
WHAM!
" Enough of this! Goku inside! Dad, I think you should come here some other time! MOVE IT!" ChiChi ordered her arms crossed, a frying pan, now decorated with two big dents, tightly clutched in another hand.
" Oww... ChiChiiii..." Goku moaned as his head ached even more now. ChiChi quickly picked him up and carried him inside for they both needed some sleep and something that knocked them out for at least the whole noon... She cast one glare at sheepish looking Ox King, who quietly made it to his car with a look ' We're gonna talk about this later, young lady'.
ChiChi kicked the door shut, feeling absolutely tired and she had been awake for less than twenty minutes! Placing disoriented Goku on the couch and then plopped to lie on his chest, sighing heavily.
" ChiChi, please let's not drink ever again..." Goku pleaded her and brought his arms around her slight body, burying his head to her shoulder.
" Yes, let's not ever drink again..." he promise intending to keep that one to the the grave.
" Thanks, Chi... I love you and by the way: absolutely won that competition."
" What!" ChiChi spluttered amazed! Had Goku just said he loved her! That had never happened before! She lifted her head only to find him dead asleep, snoring slightly.
" Oh Goku... I love you too... wait a second! I won that competition, know that!"
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Weeks later life for them had settled again into it's normal course. That night was now remember with humour though there still was the argument of who won the drinking game since they couldn't remember it yet...
Goku woke up to another day yawning hugely and reached for ChiChi for little morning feel and surprisingly his hand met air and then the soft mattress of their bed. He immediately woke up and looked around. ChiChi was nowhere in sight. Feeling slightly worried he hopped off the bed and then heard sound of vomiting coming from the bathroom.
He run inside only to find ChiChi sick and head in the toilet yet again...
" Chi! Are you okay! What's wrong! Did you drink again last night?"
ChiChi rose her had and flared death at him. " No! I did not drink anything! I am just sick! I need to see doctor..."
" Are you sure you weren't drinking? Last time we drank we didn't remember anything or the fact that I won the competition." Goku asked to sure had to duck a she threw him with a soap. " Okay okay! We'll go to a doctor...!" he gathered his wife in his arms and went to get them dressed.
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The waiting room was partially empty as it was still quite morning and Goku amused himself by counting the tiles on the floor when the doctor that was assigned to check on ChiChi came to get him saying he had important news to him and his wife. Shrugging, he followed the man into the room, feeling tint of worry for her well being. ChiChi sat in a chair looking even worried and Goku sat by her. ChiChi held her breath hoping it would not be anything serious.
" Now Mrs. Son, there's nothing wrong with you, instead I should congratulate you! You're going to have a baby!" the doctor declared, smiling brightly at the couple.
" Ah only a baby. I though it was going to be something serious like a internal stomach wound and now we have... " ChiChi sighed in relief and Goku gave a little laugh, then they both stopped in mind sentence, realizing what the doctor just said.
" A... baby?" she mewled.
" A baby?" Goku said weakly.
They both fainted simultaneously leaving the doctor blink aghast and the sigh. " Nurse, bring me a bucket of ice-cold water, please. We have fainted set of newly discovered parents here..."
After a bucketful of water, two screams, one doctor with a broken nose and request for nurse with plasters...
" WE'RE GONNA BE PARENTS! YEEHAW! WOO!"
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Ox King drove the road to Son family's house whistling happily. He hoped that after his little speech for the two misbehaving teenagers his idyllic picture of them would be mended. When he arrived everything was just as he imagined. Goku shadow sparred on the lawn and ChiChi was cooking in the kitchen. They greeted and Goku led him inside to eat delicious food. Ah! Dream come true! They ate in silence as Goku and ChiChi glanced at each other whole the time and Gyo Mao hummed pleased.
" Uh dad... You know that I am pregnant?"
Choke! Cough cough!
" WHAT! SON GOKU! AFTER THAT LAST TRICK OF YOURS... AND NOWYOU'VE KNOCKED HER UP? JUST WAIT----"
FINISH!
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A/N: Well, their little night out had a lots of consequences, didn't it? Gohan... ChiChi discovered her frying pan... etc.!Well, review if you see fit! Ja ne!
